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FamilyRe: For Men: Holding Tight The joystick Blocking The Fluid From Coming Out Eruption by Joel3(op): 9:25pm On Sep 26, 2016
lalasticlala, seun.
FamilyRe: Can I Start A Family With 70k? by Joel3(m): 9:11pm On Sep 26, 2016
it's advising you build your house first. even if its BQ. then you can complete the main flat or duplex later.

because when bills start to surface then you will know 70k is chicken change. except you want to suffer. my friend who had a wife and one child stock his fridge every week with meat 10k only. other food items is not among. just imagine that your money for food, rent, change of clothes at least 2 clothes a month u and kid each.

I spent more than that amount a month. I don't know how I do it but I don't have a family.

not forgetting that I relax always with few drink daily. life is too short bro. so decide for yourself.

lalasticlala, seun.
FamilyFor Men: Holding Tight The joystick Blocking The Fluid From Coming Out Eruption by Joel3(op): 8:50pm On Sep 26, 2016
a lot of men are indulging in the act of blocking semen from coming out by holding and pressing tight the end of penis during ejaculation. the reasons are endless one of which is withdrawal methods, or techniques to stay longer after that another round, another reason is when someone don't want to waste the semen so they want to take it inside back. let take a look at this sex education.

Orgasm

When a male is about to have an
orgasm, his penis is stiff and erect, the skin on
his scrotum gets tighter and his scrotum draws
up close to his body.

His heart beats harder and his breathing gets
deeper and heavier. Some of his skin may flush,
his nipples may change color or get hard, and the
muscles around his anus may tighten up. The
whole orgasm lasts about ten seconds.


When a male ejaculates, his muscles contract and
sperm and semen mix and are pushed into the
urethra and come spurting out of the opening in
the glans – or tip – of the penis. The semen
usually comes out in three or four spurts. In all,
about a teaspoon of white, creamy, milky semen
comes out of the penis.

Stopping the ejaculation, by covering the end of
the penis with a finger or thumb, can cause
"retrograde ejaculation," which means the semen
travels back up the urethra and can be forced up
the tube that leads to the bladder, or forced into
the prostate gland.


Retrograde

Retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen ,
which would, in most cases, be ejaculated via
the urethra, is redirected to the urinary
bladder . Normally, the sphincter of the bladder
contracts before ejaculation forcing the semen
to exit via the urethra, the path of least
resistance. When the bladder sphincter does
not function properly, retrograde ejaculation
may occur. It can also be induced deliberately
by a male as a primitive form of male birth
control (known as coitus saxonicus ) or as
part of certain alternative medicine practices.


Signs and symptoms

Retrograde ejaculation is sometimes referred
to as a " dry orgasm ." Retrograde ejaculation is
one cause of male infertility . Men often
notice during masturbation that they do not
have semen release but there is an orgasm.
Another underlying cause for this phenomenon
may be ejaculatory duct obstruction .

During a male orgasm, sperm are released
from the epididymis and travel via small tubes
called the vas deferens. The sperm mix with
seminal fluid in the seminal vesicles, prostate
fluid from the prostate gland, and lubricants
from the bulbourethral gland . During climax,
muscles at the end of the bladder neck tighten
to prevent retrograde flow of semen. In
retrograde ejaculation, these bladder neck
muscles are either very weak or the nerves
controlling the muscles have become
damaged.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Quits As APC National Leader, Demands Oyegun Resignation by Joel3(m): 5:06pm On Sep 26, 2016
APC is a story building built on desert sand. by the time they Lost Edo and Ondo. then they will know that they aren't popular anymore as they still think.
PhonesRe: TECNO’s New All-in1 DroiPad Tablet PC Set to Change the Status Quo With REMIX OS by Joel3(m): 3:56pm On Sep 26, 2016
100DollarBill:
It's not advisable with your RAM size and HDD space, why not just buy this tablet when it comes to the market?
oga for this recession. I have 10inch window laptop, 7 inch android tab, two android smartphones. power bank that lool like phone. watin again?
PhonesRe: There Is This Ice Or Wall Crusher Game That Was On My Nokia X2 Then. by Joel3(op): 3:43pm On Sep 26, 2016
serenityaliyu:
Diamond Rush? I don't think u can get the Android version.
thanks bro. 2 guilder bottles for you. already on play store. but not the original

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gravity.actor&hl=en

Diamond Mine look closer

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=isgallargames.diamondmine&hl=en

os there a way one can run java gamea on android?
PhonesRe: TECNO’s New All-in1 DroiPad Tablet PC Set to Change the Status Quo With REMIX OS by Joel3(m): 3:37pm On Sep 26, 2016
100DollarBill:
It's not an emulator, it's a new OS you have to install like Windows, if you do not want to flush you can create a partition and install if your computer has enough RAM and HDD space. Remix OS is a custom Android variant specially designed for PCs and Tablets by Jide Technologies.
I have 2gb ram and 250 hdd. mini 10 inch. 1.8ghz. how do I create partition and install it step by step I don't want to loose my windows 7 os and files.
PhonesRe: Wallpapers Of Cracked Phone Screen You Ca Use To Prank Someone by Joel3(op): 3:31pm On Sep 26, 2016
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PhonesRe: Wallpapers Of Cracked Phone Screen You Ca Use To Prank Someone by Joel3(op): 3:29pm On Sep 26, 2016
PhonesWallpapers Of Cracked Phone Screen You Ca Use To Prank Someone by Joel3(op): 3:23pm On Sep 26, 2016
download here.

PhonesRe: TECNO’s New All-in1 DroiPad Tablet PC Set to Change the Status Quo With REMIX OS by Joel3(m): 2:28pm On Sep 26, 2016
100DollarBill:
Remix OS is so sleek, I tried it out on one of my Desktop PCs too. Good thing it's coming on this 10 Inches tablet.
is the os like emulator in windows? or just flushed out the windows and installed a new os?

will the pc hardware compatible with remix os?
PhonesRe: TECNO’s New All-in1 DroiPad Tablet PC Set to Change the Status Quo With REMIX OS by Joel3(m): 2:19pm On Sep 26, 2016
olahero:
Remix OS by jide is sweet, you can have the taste by installing it on your PC running 2gb RAM up ward. Search it on google and install it, its 865mb for 32bit and 1.2gb for 64bit.
is it better than window 7? how to install in on windows laptop?. the screen is not touch display.
PhonesThere Is This Ice Or Wall Crusher Game That Was On My Nokia X2 Then. by Joel3(op): 2:01pm On Sep 26, 2016
There is this ice block or wall brusher game that was on my nokia x2 back then. I played it a lot to the extent I end the last stage of the game. I can't really remember the name of the game.

the little man make use of hammer to break out ways to pass through. and it has power to freeze enemy and kill them. I need that game on my android fast.

someone should help
PoliticsRe: I Did My Best As Governor Of Edo State – Lucky Igbinedion by Joel3(m): 11:22am On Sep 26, 2016
ize iyamu should stay far away from igbinadion family if he truly want to win edo coming election. this guys will only helped to ruin his chances to become governor.
PhonesApple Might Finally Make Samsung’s Edge Displays Useful by Joel3(op): 10:24am On Sep 26, 2016
Samsung’s got a thing for dual-curved edge
displays. The company likes it so much, that
it’s already rumored to consider launching the
Galaxy S8 only in an edge version, just like it
did with the Galaxy Note 7. However, while the
curved display of the recent Galaxy S and
Galaxy Note are definitely eye-catching,
Samsung is yet to come up with ways to add
useful features to the curved portions of the
display.


Apple, which is also expected to make iPhones
with curved screens in the future, might help
Samsung with that little problem.


A new patent discovery indicates that Apple has
been toying with curved displays, which could
be included in its wraparound iPhone in the
future, or simply in an iPhone that has a Galaxy
S7 edge-like display.


Apple’s research suggests that such iPhones
would feature curved edges that would house
virtual buttons and switches and haptic
feedback components. The iPhone’s edges
might not feature physical buttons as found on
the non-screen sides of any iPhone made to
date, but they would be able to offer the same
sort of feedback.


“During operation of an electronic device, a
virtual button may be, for example, a virtual
volume button for controlling audio output
volume and may be repurposed based on user
input to become a virtual camera shutter button
for taking a picture or may be reconfigured to
serve as a controller for another device
function,” Apple’s explanation reads, suggesting
that Apple already has a plan to eliminate the
physical buttons of the iPhone, without
eliminating the features associated with that
side of the iPhone.


“Images displayed on the flexible display may
indicate to a user which function is currently
being performed by the virtual button.

Predetermined inputs to the touch-sensitive
layer on the edge of the device (e.g., tapping,
sliding, swiping, or other motions of an external
object such as a finger across the edge of the
device) may be used to change the operating
mode of the device.”

This isn’t the first time a patent suggests that
the iPhone’s real buttons might be replaced by
virtual 3D Touch buttons. In fact, this might be
just one other piece of evidence supporting the
idea that Apple is about to propose buyers a
radical iPhone design which would include an
AMOLED display, and a new form factor, one
that lacks physical buttons .

https://cdn.bgr.com/2016/08/apple-iphone-edge-display-patent-2.jpg

While some would be quick to call Apple out for
copying Samsung, Apple first applied for the
patent in May 2014, four months before
Samsung launched its first ever edge-branded
product, the Galaxy Note edge.

Furthermore, while the edge on Galaxy devices
does have special features, and can display
information, it doesn’t come with the kind of
feedback support that would allow Samsung to
replace physical buttons with virtual ones. In
fact, Samsung’s edge phones still have buttons
on the right and left sides, and Samsung might
just have to copy Apple’s future curved
iPhones.

http://bgr.com/2016/08/09/iphone-edge-curved-display/
PhonesRe: You Will Hadly See A SAMSUNG Phone Without A Broken Screen.....bt Y? by Joel3(m): 12:09pm On Sep 25, 2016
obynaDmob:
I was told about 30k for s4 screen.. The fone is somewhere now gathering dust..
any ideal of s3 mini screen cost?
PhonesRe: You Will Hadly See A SAMSUNG Phone Without A Broken Screen.....bt Y? by Joel3(m): 12:08pm On Sep 25, 2016
obynaDmob:
I was told about 30k for s4 screen.. The fone is somewhere now gathering dust..
lol. ypu can get a clean used s4 that price.
Christianity EtcRe: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Joel3(m): 12:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
WeNigerDelta:
Science defeated our forefathers, not religion. They had never seen weapons like that and didn't evolve their religious science quick enough to counter it. In the end they figured out though, and the white men had to rely on our greed and betrayal to bring us down.

I can return a question to you, why didn't God save them from malaria? But our forefathers didn't die from it like flies.
malaria is a decease and need treatment. Africans had been treating malaria with harbs before the white men invention of pills.
PhonesRe: You Will Hadly See A SAMSUNG Phone Without A Broken Screen.....bt Y? by Joel3(m): 11:51am On Sep 25, 2016
adeoladeola:
I've been using my S5 with a screen protector for sometime now, though I've had to change the protector three times cos the phone keeps falling and the protector always shatters, all thanks to the protector.
Pls to be on the safer side, always use a screen protector.
I've come to realise it's very unwise to use a Samsung without a screen protector, you'll just end up spending money buying new screen.
how much is samsung screen protector?
Christianity EtcRe: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Joel3(m):
Yorubamafia:
[b]Oyinbo man came to Africa to colonize and enslave our fore-fathers, they stole their artifacts and culture to their various museums which are tourists attractions generating millions of dollars to their respective countries till date. Oyinbo labeled African religion as evil and idol worship and instead brought Christianity to further colonize our minds and keep us under-developed. No wonder they made the average ignorant African believe that a man in far away isreal died for their sins. We lost our traditions and identities to these colonial criminals and we tend to under-estimate the potency of African gods due to believe in a book written in Greece and Rome called bible.

Example of such is this so called pastor who believes his imported religion is superior to the religion of his ancestors. Why can't his sky daddy shield him from the consequences of his stupid actions? Why didn't his Bible prevent him from getting stuck?

Even those accusing Lord Luggard of giving them identity as Nigerians are presently in their various churches praising the same oyinbo god brought to them by the same British colonial masters.

They condemn traditional worshipers forgetting that nothing compares to one's root and history. Are we any better in technology and development than Japan, China and other Asian countries who practice Buddhism, shintoism, etc? Until we emancipate ourselves from mental slavery, Africa will remain the laughing stock of the world. [/b]
why did the gods not save or protect them from the white men. who enslave them and cater away their idols.
PhonesRe: You Will Hadly See A SAMSUNG Phone Without A Broken Screen.....bt Y? by Joel3(m):
my Sammy Amoled display screen is still intact. the feels on the figer without screen guild is flawless with it curved edges all over, unlike the flat Chinese based phone. screen protector don't represent samsung Mobile Amoled display well. I just can't imagine how screen protector will look like in my Sammy.
FamilyIs It Right For A Woman To Fight A Lady That Is Dating Her Husband? by Joel3(op): 10:06pm On Sep 23, 2016
when I was relaxing today drinking my beer I saw a woman who drove a jeep with some girls in it harassing a lady for having an affair with her husband. they attracted crowd and calling her ashawo where she worked. they also made several attempts to beat her. they threatened her and warned her to stay clear.

well from my observations. there is no way she can stay clear just like that from a mare threats. as far as the said man keep coming to her. She can only form to the man due to her anger by the disgrace but if the man keep coming and apologies she will accept him back but end up giving the man more conditioning. the man will be the one to suffer it more and pay more dearly. from information the man is rich.

I am a man and knows what I am talking about. the woman should have settled it with her husband and not this lady because what if the man is dating several other girls? will she be fighting every other girls?
HealthRe: Psychiatric Doctor In The House: Advise On Psychological And Mental Health Issue by Joel3(m): 8:31pm On Sep 23, 2016
elobyobi:
It is Schizophrenia. So what next?
read https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia
PhonesRe: Dual Sim Card Adapter How Does It Work? by Joel3(op): 10:21am On Sep 23, 2016
lakefist:
Nope it wont display 2 signals. You will only switch sims when you on and off the phone.
how do you switch? where is going to be the switch?
BusinessRe: Naira Crashes Further To N436/dollar by Joel3(m): 10:09am On Sep 23, 2016
...its time we get our own country and save ourselves from the destruction this administration is heading to.

we cannot share the pain any longer from incompetent buharism government. they have succeeded in taking us back to 70s in just two years.
PhonesDual Sim Card Adapter How Does It Work? by Joel3(op): 9:38am On Sep 23, 2016
phone that is not designed for dual sim how will it work? will the phone automatically have two network bar?

PhonesRe: My Review Of Injoo Flex Dual OS Windows 10/android 5.1 Tablet PC by Joel3(m): 10:37pm On Sep 22, 2016
ayinlaolola:
pls can eny PC app be install on it
answer this question? op
HealthRe: Psychiatric Doctor In The House: Advise On Psychological And Mental Health Issue by Joel3(m): 7:21pm On Sep 22, 2016
elobyobi:
Please I have a patient who tells me that he feels other people can hear his thoughts. Also has auditory hallucinations. He doesn't want to go see a psychiatrist even after I counseled him to. I've commenced him on CPZ. This is the first mental health case I'm seeing in years, and he insists I alone should be his doctor. I'm going back to my books. Any tips?
I suspect Schizophrenia
BusinessRe: Dangote Plans To Buy Arsenal F.C. In 4 Years Time by Joel3(m): 3:13pm On Sep 22, 2016
story story. how many times he keep talking this.
PoliticsRe: Shiites Protest In Abuja, Demand Release Of El-Zakzaky (Video) by Joel3(m): 2:09pm On Sep 22, 2016
..Unfortunately the president is suffering from hearing lost. this government is proving stubborn.

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