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certainly a joke.

thanks people. I got another one here oh. www.nairaland.com/2767269/she-toast-me-today-agreed do read it.

Mindfulness:
Ask her. She is in the best position to answer your questions.

I just can't ask her.

this suppose to be in sexuality section I think. op you will get more answer there and not family section.

I am not greedy am I? I need $1,000,000 USD. Santa Claus or father Xmas or whatever you called yourself. send me a cheque of $1m immediately.

Mindfulness:
It is hard for some girls and not hard at all for others. Why did you post this your story here? What are you looking for?

kind of confused and not sure of what I signing in for. and what her plan for me is. if it where a boy asking a girl out it would have been easy for the girl to say let me think about it.

Mindfulness:
Joel3,

how do you know it took courage to toast you? What if it was easy for her?

well I can't really tell, maybe because she has got use to me. but one thing I know it's very hard for a girl to do that.

hey. it actually happen what will I gain in lying. check the previous post I made reference to earlier.

seun, lalasticala. front page.
post: 571

For those who missed my previous thread please read it here. www.nairaland.com/2734174/should-sleep-dont-want-date

She is my close female friend. She has an eye for me more than just a friend and not that i don't fancy or imagine sleeping with her in my brain but she is not just the kind or type of girls I am into. I have my preference when it comes to female physic like big arss, light skin and all that stuff. She normally invite me to her office, her place of work. And we do discuss some random things like friends do.

She had done everything to me, like sleeping on my leg, sleep with her breast on my lap. Rob and pet my face with her hand, called me sweet sweet names like my darling. my husband even made some statement like we are actually dating. I always use this statement to kill her impression.

That I don't date girls for now. Dating girls is not among my current list of agenda and that I have a lot of girls contact on my phone but I don't call neither do I want them to call me, that i don't and won't take it serious at all not now and not anywhere near soon.

There was a day she ask me for money and I said I don't have in a resistance like I don't have a thing for her. And she said I should not call her again and I should not come to her office again. Then I provoke and made this statement. Wait... who the hell are you to me? Am I your boyfriend? Then she said she can't date me and if I ask her out she won't agree for me. Then she said I should leave her office. Later that day when i refuse to talk to her again. she came to me and apologies.

Fast forward to today. I was in her office today when she made some statement. She said what if she ask me out like we should start dating boyfriend and girlfriend what will I say to it. Then I reply what kind of question is that. Then she said if I don't like her or what, I replied ofcourse I like you if not I won't be coming to your office.

Then she said the water she drank from I didn't drink it, (cause she went to buy water and she only buy one for herself and I ask why you didn't buy two, she said I didn't tell earlier and I replied I am telling you now and she said she can't go out again and I should drink the one she drink remain which I didn't)

OK while I was trying to prove it she keep saying and repeating it and how do I look her self. To let that matter dies I took the water and drank it and I can see a smile on her face.

Then next she repeat that questions. She said she only want yes or no. Then I replied I can't answer that question. And I said I don't get you are you toasting me or what? she said OK yes she is toasting me. She said the only thing she need is a yes or no.

There was riggings going on my head since I was born no girl has ever toast me directly like this with a yes or no answer.

Then I gave her a reply "it depends" then she said what kind of answer is that and I should not talk to her again. and In fact I should leave her office and not come again.

Then I told her look here, I don't want to marry now and not ready to make any decision now before I could finish saying it she cut it from my mouth and She said she is not asking me to marry her. Then I said what I mean by "it depends" I am not ready for any commitment or serious relationship I might consider just a kind of relationship. Then she said I should forget about that she didn't ask me all that. Then I said if its just a normal relationship I won't mind to date her.

I could see that she was happy after I said that. But I was still acting like I am not the one who wanted the relationship, then she a statement that got me confused that we should rent house and live together. let me end it here.


Oh well when she said she would miss me when I was about to leave then I told her if she is missing me then she should call me and take me out. She was laughing that I should be the one to take her out not her, then I told her you are no serious then, you are the one who will be missing me so stick to it . the truth is while I actually agree to this girl I was also considering the economical aspect. as I won't be spending a damn on a bitc.h especially this December period.

As I was about going just an inch away to the door and she said if that's how I will say goodbye. Then I said how will I say good bye again? I walked back to her then pet her face and cheeks, and i said so sorry dear i know you will miss me but i must go now and next I grab one of her breast with my right hand and press it.

She scream oh my God, so you are a bad boy. While she was in surprise and kind of excited and imagining what I just did. She put one if her hand on her mouth. then I said goodbye and I left.

Now I am thinking I am going to handle this and what her plan is.

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I had been enjoying this phone until months ago it start malfunctioning. started with only menu keypad and some out calm down which is manageable. but now it has getting worst even progress to home and back keypad. highly malfunctioning and I can't do anything. everything close or cancel or moving back. its now so bad that it's unbearable.

I thought the warranty is covered to one year? this phone is dearly 7 to 8 months. its my main phone for answering calls and SMS and WhatsApp I don't have money to buy new phone yet. and I can't use my tab for all that task.

I am having this thought to loose and open it which will void warranty. are there. any repair that can be done to this mtn smart phone.

any help people?

I bought the memory card today

masterpower:
It takes between 5-7 days maximum. Sometimes it could be in two days time. But the product will have warranty.

not interested.

does anyone know of any brand name I should look out for?

masterpower:
Let me supply you that and you pay on delivery, i'm a jumia sales personel.
Call me on: 07034551515

I want to buy from a store here. anyway how many days it will takes to get here.

I need this today and also with power bank around N2500

when you are expecting a bank alert and keep on receiving unsolicited sms every now and then, this must be it but only to find out it another spam. just too tired. if only one can reply this spams.

hello. I found out that anytime I eat anything sugar including bourvnvita tea it has a reaction on me in just few minutes. this also applicable to beer. please help me with the list of no eating Nigeria food.? also I got itching body after every sponge bath.
please. thanks.

AAFESTUS:
What about celeron?

Celeron is a brand name given by Intel Corp. to a number of different IA-32 and x86-64 computer microprocessor models targeted at
budget personal computers.
Celeron processors can run all IA-32 computer programs, but their performance is often significantly lower when compared to similar CPUs with higher-priced Intel CPU brands. For example, the Celeron brand will often have less cache memory, or have advanced features purposely disabled. These missing features can have a variable impact on performance, but is often very substantial. While a few of the Celeron designs have achieved surprising performance, most of the Celeron line has exhibited noticeably degraded performance. [1] This has been the primary justification for the higher cost of other Intel CPU brands versus the Celeron range.
Introduced in April 1998, [2] the first Celeron branded CPU was based on the Pentium II branded core. Subsequent Celeron branded CPUs were based on the Pentium III, Pentium 4 , Pentium M, and Intel Core branded processors. The latest Celeron design (as of January 2014) is based on the fourth generation Core i3/i5/i7 series (Haswell ). [3] This design features independent processing cores (CPUs), but with only 66% as much cache memory as the comparable Core i3 offering.
Celeron 733 MHz processor boxed 13 November 2000 [4]
Background
As a product concept, the Celeron was introduced in response to Intel's loss of the low-end market, in particular to the Cyrix
6x86 , the AMD K6 , and the IDT Winchip . Intel's existing low-end product, the Pentium MMX, was no longer performance competitive at 233 MHz. [5] Although a faster Pentium MMX would have been a lower-risk strategy, the industry standard Socket 7 platform hosted a market of competitor CPUs which could be drop-in replacements for the Pentium MMX. Instead, Intel pursued a budget part that was pin-compatible with their high-end Pentium II product, using the Pentium II's Slot 1 interface.
Intel hired marketing firm Lexicon Branding , which had originally come up with the name "Pentium", to devise a name for the new product as well. The San Jose Mercury News described Lexicon's reasoning behind the name they chose: "Celer is Latin for swift. As in 'accelerate.' And 'on.' As in 'turned on.' Celeron is seven letters and three syllables, like Pentium. The 'Cel' of Celeron rhymes with 'tel' of Intel." [6]
Intel

kekakuz:
So what is the difference between a ram and a core

What is Random Access Memory ( RAM)?

ram is system memory that store things like your cached. access things that you open before is faster as they are your cached. no won't make it to reload. but when you use killer app to clear your ram. app cached we be deleted. the bigger the ram and more space and faster it be come.

I also took one ocuvite yesterday with Apple fruit and I think it is better now, so no cause for alarm.

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yes you can participate all you need is android phone.

go to play store download "hand writing notes" and "create note" for your cartoon drawing. choose anyone of them you prefer for your drawing. and download phonto for text editor.

you have a play time? then let's begin.

i think comedy should be in words (if you are creative) at most and not just the cartoon per say, so voting should be base on numbers of likes. winning prize will be announced later.

point, our computers had a central processing unit (CPU) with a single core. These days, most CPUs you’ll come across are dual core, quad core, or even octo core. We’ll explain exactly what a core is, dual core vs quad core, and how this all impacts your real-world computer usage.

The answers aren’t just helpful for leaning more about your computer — you may have to choose between a less-expensive CPU with fewer cores or a more-expensive CPU with more cores when buying a laptop, tablet , or even a smartphone. Knowing the difference between dual core vs quad core CPUs – and what it means for you – will help you make smart decisions when purchasing new hardware.

What Is a Core?
Each CPU “core” is actually a separate central processing unit, which is the part of the CPU that actually does the work. For example, a dual-core chip may look like a single CPU chip, but it actually has two physical central processing units on the chip.

Additional central processing units allow a computer to do multiple things at once. If you’ve ever used a single-core CPU and made the upgrade to a dual-core CPU, you should have noticed a significant difference in how responsive your computer is.

For example, let’s say you’re extracting an archive file and browsing the web at the same time. If you had a single-core CPU in your computer, web browsing wouldn’t be very responsive. The single core would have to split its time between web browsing and file-extraction tasks. If you had a dual-core CPU with two cores, one core would work on extracting the file while the other core did your web-browsing work. Web browsing would be much faster and more responsive.

Whether you’re doing multiple things at once or not, your computer is often doing system tasks in the background and you can benefit from additional cores to keep the operating system responsive. Applications can also be written to take advantage of multiple cores.

For example,

Google Chrome renders each website with a separate process. This allows Google Chrome to use different CPUs for different websites rather than using a single CPU for all browser-related tasks.

Clock Speed vs. Cores
CPUs have a clock speed – think of it as how fast the CPU does work. (That’s actually an imperfect analogy as the truth is a lot more complicated, but it will have to do for now.)
For example, Intel’s Core i5-3330 processor has a clock speed of 3 GHz and is a quad-core processor, which means it has four cores. All four cores in this Intel i5 processor are each running at 3 GHz.

Doubling The Cores Doesn’t Double The Speed
Many computer programs are single-threaded, which means that their work can’t be divided across multiple CPUs. They must each run on a single CPU. This means that doubling the cores won’t double their performance.

If you have a single-threaded application running on a 3 GHz quad-core CPU, that application will run at 3 GHz — not 12 GHz. It will use one core and the other three cores will sit idle, waiting for other tasks to perform.

Writing properly multithreaded applications that can scale across several CPUs at once is actually a difficult problem in computer science. It’s becoming a more crucial
problem, as the future looks to be computers with more and more cores instead of fewer cores at faster and faster speeds.

Some applications can take advantage of multiple cores. Google Chrome’s multi-process architecture allows it to perform actions across several different cores at once. Some computer games can divide their calculations across multiple separate cores at once.

However, most of the applications you use are likely single-threaded. A quad-core CPU won’t run Microsoft Office twice as fast as a dual-core CPU. If all you do is run Microsoft Office, the performance might be extremely similar.
More cores help if you’re looking to do more at once or if you have a multithreaded application that can take advantage of them. For example, if you’re running several
virtual machines while encoding video, extracting files, and doing other CPU-demanding things on your computer, an octo-core CPU may be able to keep up while even a quad-core CPU may stumble under such load.

Dual Core, Quad Core & More
Phrases like “dual core,” “quad core,” and “octo core” all just refer to the number of cores a CPU has:

Dual Core: Two cores.
Quad Core: Four cores.
Hexa Core: Six cores.
Octo Core: Eight cores.
Deca Core: Ten cores.

www.makeuseof.com/tag/what-does-dual-core-and-quad-core-mean-makeuseof-explains/

cc: lalasticlala

please read my last post it was hiding initially. I just resolved it with the mod. no need to quote it you will be banned by spam bot.

NayaNdupu

one thing I need to say, before I was transfered to a permanent doctor to handle it. I used to see deferent doctor on shift. the first doc that recommend me amitriptyline added ocuvite to it. but When I got home i did a search on ocuvite and found out it was for eye vitamins I was like what is this, this doc don't know what I complain for and she is giving me eye treatment instead of the actual complained I did. when i was transfered to this permanent doctor handling it, this doc did not add ocuvite or any other to it.

now I am beginning to think maybe this was the reason the lady doc added that ocuvite and if I should just go and buy the ocuvite now myself please help me and advice
i will call u later.

NayaNdupu:
Joel3, you can call me between 11am and 2pm tomorrow so we can discuss this eye complain better.

OK thanks. you mean today I guess.

NayaNdupu , please help me oh. my eye, there is problem with my eye oh.

each time I wake up from sleep my vision is not clear oh. I am seeing another thing entirely. something scaring. it takes some seconds before it clear. I told the doctor 2 days ago my appointment date but he said it will go after some time. my next appointment is a month time. but I am troubled and really scared. please help me. my next appointment is far. what can I do.

.Anini and is boys, Monday osunbor, ofege and zed zed from a bank robbery attack stole N2000 in total in the year 1986.
and even some persons lost their life from the shoot out.


now a bank robbery in 2015 the loot should be above N5,000,000.

sound like this was copied from India blog

very funny at poster,.

those calls is what they use to track monitor active sim card. I got dozens of unsolicited SMS per day. to the extent I don't check my phone when I got SMS notification. and I was also forced to change my WhatsApp notification tone to a separate one. as my notification use a single default tone for all alerts.