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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has A Female Bestie... by joeleerules(m): 9:13pm On Nov 15, 2017
Having your bestie being of the opposite gender is cool, way more fun I believe but as besties, it means Love is involved, genuine love. A moment of weakness could be catastrophic.

Had a bestfriend, we were just friends for six years, besties for another 4years and in less than a month everything became a story. It happened that we always had distance between us, talk most on phone and if we would see, it would be a pre-planned visit. 6 month ASUU strike in 2012, we happen to be in same city for a month and being jobless we visited each other more, spent more time with each other and the unthinkable happened, the rest is history.

I miss her so much, I really do and I can only wish I could have been stronger to resist the temptation.

Having an opposite sex as bestie could be beautiful and great if properly managed
Technology Market / Re: Sell Your Itunes Gift Card Here (We Buy iTunes Gift Cards) by joeleerules(m): 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2017
Olasbright1:

yes bro. call me..or add me on facebook. olasbright adds is my username

Check ur fb inbox
Technology Market / Re: Sell Your Itunes Gift Card Here (We Buy iTunes Gift Cards) by joeleerules(m): 7:44pm On Nov 11, 2017
Olasbright1:
ITunes GC needed @good rate

10$ = 1,500

15$ = 2,500

25$ = 5,000

50$ = 11,000

100$ = 22,500

100$ and above price negotiable

transaction is fast without any delay because your satisfaction is my priority.
let's Deal


WhatsApp via my signature

Can we deal but I am not on whatsapp?? What do you think??
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Really A Legend In The Contemporary Nigerian Music Industry? by joeleerules(m): 4:19pm On Nov 11, 2017
Branzy:
1 tu face
2 p square (dead now)
3. flavor
4. sound sultan
5.MI
6. Timaya ( best commercial musician
7. Darey
8. faze
9. edris
10. style plus


notable mentions Sasha p.. rugged man. 9ice.style p... bracket.. please no Davido wizkid or olamide


No D'Banj??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancies At A New Firm by joeleerules(m): 12:55pm On Oct 13, 2017
Folayanjoel1@gmail.com
Food / Re: Do You Have Any Weird Food Combination? by joeleerules(m): 10:01pm On Sep 24, 2017
Spag with Beans and Yam, Yammed Spagwa
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones: Season 7 Episode 1 - 7 Review by joeleerules(m): 6:29pm On Jul 27, 2017
GAME OF THRONES: SEASON 7 EPISODE 2 REVIEW
I think inconsistency has been my greatest problem, but now back to business.
This episode started off at Dragonstone, the new home of Daenery, the mother of the dragons and we saw her, Tyrion Lannister too scheming and making battle plans with her other trusted allies just before she called the loyalty of Lord Varys into question, a man known to have served too many a king including her father. The subject of Jon Snow was raised before her and no one would have guessed who came bearing the news, Melisandre the red priestess whom we haven’t seen since she was banished from Winterfell. Then fast forward to where she asked Jon Snow to be summoned so he can bend the knee before her, I was shocked, like seriously? Durrr, Our own Jon Snow wouldn’t bend the knee ma. Now with a meeting set coupled with Jon Snow’s decision to honour the invitation just after he received news from Samwell about the existence of Dragonglass at Dragonstone, it would be a moment worth looking out for.
Still talking about what happened at Dragonstone, we saw the prickles commander of the Unsullied in an erotic scene with Daenery’s interpreter turn adviser, it was actually a moment we have been anticipating after the incident at the river side, but one can only wonder what went on to happen without a dick available, keep wondering sha
Like I said last week about how I would really love to see Arya Stark head back to Winterfell, I really didnt know that the news of the Jon’s victory had not reached her, I assumed she must be aware. Now having heard the news from her old friend, Hot pie who used to think she was a boy, heading out we saw her contemplating on which decision to take but she eventually decided to journey back to Winterfell where she met one of her family’s wolf (not so sure too but it chose not to follower her back. She would definitely get back to see Sansa as the Queen in the North after her brother entrusted the kingdom to her as no one really wanted him to leave at such a crucial time. What a reunion to expect.
Also we saw Cersei with a whole lot of potential allies trying to gain their trust and seeking their assistance in the war set to come, notably amongst the many Lords was Lord Tarly famous for being the only one to defeat Robert in battle, though a lifelong ally of Olenna Tyrell and her family who actually knows Cersei greatly and isn’t buying into Daenery’s idea of not being queen of ashes because as we all know, Madam Lannister wouldn’t mind burning the whole world down.
Lastly, we saw the first battle of the Seventh season happen with Euron who had tasked himself with finding a suitable gift for the Queen, sailing into Blackwater Bay and attacking his Niece’s fleet and in the process, two of the three Dornish sisters were killed, their mother Ellaria was captured as well as Yara, we saw the doglike Theon jump into the river and choosing to save himself instead of trying to save his sister.

WHAT TO PROBABLY EXPECT NEXT
With Euron’s invasion, Daenery’s plan isn’t going to work as initially planned at the start of the second episode, it’s a big blow for team Daenery and we should be patiently expecting a retaliation which I think we saw a glimpse of what will happen in the season 7 Preview. We all should also look forward to Jon Snow’s meeting with Daenery and I feel it would be an energetic one, we all don’t know how it would turn out but if a strong alliance is formed between the two Leaders, it would surely make a whole lot of viewers happy.
How would Samwell’s little experiment on Jorah Mormont end? If it comes out good, it will be a plus to Khaleesi’s team. One more loyal servant.

Till next Thursday.
Joeleerules
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones: Season 7 Episode 1 - 7 Review by joeleerules(m): 12:31pm On Jul 20, 2017
fernandoc:
I just asked a question. Why are Nigerians angry by default.

if all you can feel from my short reply is anger then I am so sorry, I only told you to move to the next post sir.
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones: Season 7 Episode 1 - 7 Review by joeleerules(m): 8:35am On Jul 20, 2017
Tycike:
Please can you give a brief explanation how job snow is the son of the mad king.

He is the son of the mad king's son rather, the friend of Eddard stark who was in love with Starks sister...
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones: Season 7 Episode 1 - 7 Review by joeleerules(m): 8:28am On Jul 20, 2017
[quote author=fernandoc post=58641000]Who will pay you for writing all these? [/

did I state there that am broke? pls sir move to the next post. thank you

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TV/Movies / Game Of Thrones: Season 7 Episode 1 - 7 Review by joeleerules(m): 8:03am On Jul 20, 2017
WHAT YAF HAPPEN INSIDE

Most of we all are big fan of the Stark family and we felt really bad after Ned Stark got killed in the first season and the family hasn’t truly been the same after that but in this first episode we saw glimpses of what we actual want the Stark family to be like, fearless, brutal and strong because you actually need a bit of that to survive anywhere within the seven kingdoms. We saw how Arya Stark solely took out the Lords of House Frey and she actually told us a little secret about her next mission being the journey to kill the Queen of the three Kingdoms, lol as said by Jamie Lannister, can she pull it off? If the faceless one succeeds then it would be a game changer but I would rather see her journey back home to Winterfell, Sansa Stark who had always appeared to be the weakling also disagreed with Jon Snow’s idea and told him how exactly she thinks he should handle the Lords who betrayed the Starks and I dont think it is such a bad idea but Jon is trying to lead in a better way, to do a better job than he did at black castle which got him killed, a fact only few people actually knows.

We also saw Cersei Lannister, the self proclaimed queen standing over an unfinished painting of the seven kingdoms and being asked, what is this? By her brother/lover. She actually feels the kingdom should always belong to them as technically it was their father’s for a long time and Jamie wondering who would inherit the kingdom after they must have died, no one has an answer to that but I must confess, they actually did a wack job in protecting their children especially Cersei. She made us aware that there are enemies all around them, enemies to the east, enemies to the south, enemies to the west and enemies to the north of which we saw her message to Jon snow earlier asking him to come Kings Landing. Jamie points out the important need for allies for the coming war and as it appears they have non but as we all know Cersei she will always find a way out. We also saw Euron, the controller of the Iron Fleet proposing to Cersei and in the process, he stylishly presented himself as a better option compared to the one handed Jamie. Though Cersei turned down his proposal but he promised to be back with a gift only worthy of a beautiful queen as herself, what would it be? What can it be? Would it be sufficient? No one knows

We all know well enough that only one substance can kill white walkers, hmmm, actually, there are two, dragonglass and Valyrian steel, the only known two substances capable of killing white walkers. Obviously there isn’t much supply of either around but Samwell, Jon’s friend from Black Castle who had made it his duty to look for way(s to defeat the white walkers was encouraged by Stannis in season 5 and also told him that there are deposits of dragonglass in Dragonstone, earlier in season 5 we saw samwell’s journey to his home and then to the Citadel in Oldtown and now it appears he has probably found a map to get more dragonglass on an island located near Blackwater Bay, let see how he would get the message across to Jon.
Lastly, we saw Daenery arrive, right? Where did she arrive? With her dragons and warriors. Can you guess uhn? The mother of Dragons arrived at Dragonstone near Blackwater Bay, are you getting what I am painting yet? Noo?
Dragonstone used to be the home of House Targaryen before it was occupied by Stannis. How do you think he knew about the dragonglass being at Dragonstone? Because he had actually seen them there. We saw Daenery step on to the land, bent down and felt the sand of the land. It has actually been a long time away from home then she passes through the gate majestically and walks into the war room with her right hand man dwarf Lannister my favourite Laninister and what came out of her mouth after? Shall we begin?
Capua, shall we begin? Spartacus.

WHAT TO PROBABLY EXPECT

Samwell Tarly will get the message about the dragonglass being at Dragonstone across to Jon Snow, and considering how important it is needed in preparing for the war against the white walkers , he would have no choice but to go to Dragonstone where he would then meet the mother of dragons and considering the fact that Jon is Jon, I cant tell you what I think would happen between them but I can't wait to see how things will turn out. Fascinating!!!

Just incase you don’t know, Jon is the rightful heir to the thrown because he is the son of the mad king's son, am sure u all know that but you sure don't know his name.




Till next Thursday, when I will be doing this again.
#Joeleerules

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by joeleerules(m): 5:24pm On May 04, 2017
Ayocharis:
Please anyone in Ibadan that has gotten invite yet?

I believe they are saving the best for last, ibadan city will turn up soon, we are all still patiently waiting..
Properties / You Like?? by joeleerules(m): 5:10pm On May 04, 2017
Felt really bored but this came through...

Properties / Re: Roofing Sheets: The Cost Of Various Types Of Roofing Sheet In Nigeria by joeleerules(m): 1:45pm On Apr 28, 2017
[quote author=kelly27 post=55806244][/quote]

The picture isn't clear, cant see the dimensions properly... Use a better resolution or draw it on paper
Properties / Re: Roofing Sheets: The Cost Of Various Types Of Roofing Sheet In Nigeria by joeleerules(m): 1:41pm On Apr 28, 2017
kelly27:


I was thinking one can calculate the total square metres from the plan, at least an estimate. I need to know how much to budget for roofing.

All you can have is a slight idea, nothing certain or sure because most times there is always huge difference before and after installation. Same as interlocking stones and stamped concrete, you most times measure after installation, message me I can help with a rough calculation of the roof area (message me here 08137952569)
Properties / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Roof A One Bedroom Self Contained by joeleerules(m): 9:07am On Apr 28, 2017
Generalj007:
please how much will it cost to roof a one bedroom self contained

What material do you want to use for the roof?? Material matters
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies filled by joeleerules(m): 10:49pm On Apr 27, 2017
MyIncorp:
Shortlisted Candidates were interviewed today. Another interview comes up this Thursday. We are still receiving CVs, particularly for HR Manager and office admin staff.

Visit www.minisohome.com to learn more about the company.

Evening Brother, please I want to ask if successful candidates have been contacted because some of us are still waiting for their message..
Culture / Re: Ooni’s Palace Reacts To Snub By Oba Of Lagos; 'if We Don’t Receive An Apology..' by joeleerules(m): 6:18pm On Apr 27, 2017
DrGoodman:
My own opinion?

The position of the Oba and ooni should be scrapped and them both be made to work hard like the ordinary men and women around.

For God's sake, we have governors, senators and leaders of thought in OPC, Afenifere and other Yoruba organisations. If all these bodies cannot unite them, nobody can.

Stop glorifying these old men who just show off with your money and create problems for everybody.

If you don't like my opinion, ask the Oba of Lagos where to jump from as you take a long swim at his lagoon grin

Maybe you should read a little about the Ooni of Ife before he became King, am sure he had life and wasn't just sleeping and waking expecting to be made king. Use your Google sir
Career / Re: I Have This Amazing Business Idea, But Scared To Quit My Job! by joeleerules(m): 7:34am On Apr 26, 2017
AimingIncognito:
I have this fantastic business idea i've been thinking about for almost 2years but i'm super scared of quitting my job and venture into the business.

I actually took the job to save up for the business but along the line my dad advised i buy a land around one higher instutition in my state and build student hostels, so each time i save up to the require amount to set up this business,i develop cold feet and i end up using the money to develop the site.

I'm so into this business or let me put it this way: the business is so into me that i could search the internet for 5hrs Straight(mid-night,midday, on the move, in the office,anywhere and everyone- that is the only thing i think about),it got so bad that the only thing i gist my friends about is this biz.

Its almost 5am and i'm still wide-awake thinking and writing stuffs down about the biz logistics(its that bad)

My fam are a bit skeptical about quitting my job(when good jobs are hard to comeby) and starting a new biz.Also, i think they are just reasoning like a typical african parent by saying 'what if you set up with all you have in lagos and you end up settling down in another state?

I can't even think straight because once i clear my account again for my hostel project, i would hv to start saving allover again.

The probability that the biz would be a hit is 80%, but IF 'idea hackers' overtake me kpere! temibami niyen! cry I'm not too bothered abt 'idea hackers' really, nigeria population is too big for one person to monopolise an idea.

What should i do pls?

***i can't do both(office job and the business) It won't work



Here is my advice, it might not be good enough but it's something.

You don't have to quit your job cos even if your business is as good as you say it is, it won't be an instant hit or maybe it would be I don't know. But you can save up again start the business and get one of the many jobless but bright and Intelligent nairalander to assist you during your working hours. You give the business a close marking and work hard too on weekends. You can leave your job because you have a great idea, you have needs and duties to perform. But then again, your business can be what you would end up doing after retirement. Start now, get someone who can see things the way you do, you can arrange interviews or something and am sure It will work out. All the best.
The hostel would soon start bringing you more money, it's a lucrative venture too.
Properties / Re: Cost Of Building A House In Nigeria by joeleerules(m): 10:09pm On Apr 24, 2017
yak:


I wish to know too but in Abeokuta Ogun State
yomiknows:
Can one someone please help with an estimate of what it will cost to build a modest 3 bedroom bungalow in Lagos.

Send me a mail, Floorichng@gmail.com if you still do need it
Properties / Re: Quick Question On Roof Space Utility by joeleerules(m): 9:17am On Apr 20, 2017
jabolo:
Is there particular reason why our local architects don't specify the space between the roof rafters for additional rooms / storage or utilities? In other foreign climes, this is usually one cheap way of increasing the building acreage.

Happy to be educated.

See this example, lots of potential space ...
https://www.nairaland.com/3121761/step-step-construction-5-bedroom#45917596





Last year, in one of the buildings we erected the client asked for something like this but was used partly as the control room for the cctv, dstv and the luggage room, it was beautiful. I loved the idea but not at first though.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NBC Aptitude Test Invitation by joeleerules(m): 4:40pm On Apr 19, 2017
Please is there possibility of us who haven't gotten a mail to still get

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Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build The Foundation For This 3 Bedroom Bungalow by joeleerules(m): 6:28pm On Apr 17, 2017
ceasare:


OP this is what u gt when u try 2 shortchanged urself.if u can pay an architect 4 urbungalow, pay a QS too 4 ur cost and use a suitable engr n pay him well too.

I would like you to come up with something better, forget about the man who wants the job done, what's your view on this because I feel you know more.
You are talking like you are reading from a manual though. And am not sure you have seen anyone forcing him to do something. It's just what I feel, and I think am free to express my opinion.
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build The Foundation For This 3 Bedroom Bungalow by joeleerules(m): 6:24pm On Apr 17, 2017
johnson232:

No professional would sound like this...

10tons of sharp sand now go for 18k in my area...how will u get 25tons for 23k?

smh...

Where is your area sir?
I don't really understand you sir?
But I would like to know how a professional sounds. If you are where I am, I would get you 10 tonnes of sharp sand for 12k, you can't see beyond where you are sir and stop sounding like a toddler.

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Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build The Foundation For This 3 Bedroom Bungalow by joeleerules(m): 12:08pm On Apr 17, 2017
drehdinho:



Op, I pray you don't get into the hands of scammers with the way things are going. You don't need to publish this kind of stuff publicly. Many people commenting here telling you they know all about architectural designs might, surprisingly, not being to the four walls of school.
Op, be wise

All have done is write what I think, all I gave there were just suggestions and nothing exact. I don't understand why you would quote what I said and mention someone scamming someone, no one is compelled to do anything forcefully. Thanks

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Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build The Foundation For This 3 Bedroom Bungalow by joeleerules(m): 8:37am On Apr 17, 2017
5 tonnes of granite would be okay for what you want to do but I said he probably meant 20-25 tonnes with respect to the price he wrote. And it's safer to get 25 tonnes since u would eventually still use it.
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build The Foundation For This 3 Bedroom Bungalow by joeleerules(m): 8:33am On Apr 17, 2017
Newal:


Underlisted is the quotation he sent to me

SETTING OUT AND TRENCH EXCAVATION
Pegs 8 bundles 850 6,800
Approval 50 pcs 150 7,500
Lines 10 rolls 100 1,000
2 ½“ nails 8 kg 200 1,600
Transport 3,000
Labour 10,000
Excavation of trench 30,000
Total 59,900

CONCRETE BLINDING, BLOCKWALL TO FOUNDATION AND COLUMNS

9” Blocks 1000 pcs 180 180,000
Sharp sand 25 tons 3,750 93,750
Granite 5 tons 7,500 35,000
Cement 30 bags 2,750 82,500
Bricklayer’s Workmanship 70,000

Reinforcement and Workmanship 10,000
Form work and Workmanship 7,000
Water 15,000
Supervision 53,315
Sub Total 548,565

TOTAL 608,465
@doctorgold
doctorgold

Am Joel, a practicing engineer,
The price he wrote for the sharp sand is crazy, sharp sand should be around 23-25k location matters.
For the granite, am sure he meant 20 or 25 tones, it is sold for per tonnage, depends on the location price.
The price estimated for water too is high, a tanker of water is 6,000
Workmanship can go for a lesser price too.
Call me on 08137952569 if you need more help, i would appreciate it if you can contract it out to me. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Bottling Company Aptitude Test Invite by joeleerules(m): 1:34am On Apr 16, 2017
SalvationMopol:

dike.daniel_obinna@yahoo.com

Thank you Bro. God bless & Happy new year

Please I do need it, folayanjoel1@gmail.com thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fidelity Invite (ibadan) by joeleerules(m): 7:32pm On Apr 13, 2017
Has anyone been invitated for interview? messages are rolling in already....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teacharact NG - Get Good Teaching Jobs Today... by joeleerules(m): 11:37am On Apr 13, 2017
KUDZ:
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Do you need a good teaching job?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by joeleerules(m): 9:05pm On Apr 10, 2017
Tpappie:


Yea. Give it a try.
I just hope it won't be a waste of time and money. Please
Education / Re: Olawunmi Akinlemibola Accepted Into 14 Universities In USA by joeleerules(m): 9:43am On Apr 08, 2017
igwebuike01:
14 mushroom universities The type of glorified secondary school our minister of finance finished from Wake me up when she is admitted by ALL IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITITES

14 mushroom Universities? Obviously you dont know the Universities that makes the IVY League, am sure getting admitted to a Nigerian University was hard for you... Don't look down on anyone's success.

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