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U dey talk nonense. Eva and chidinma fine pass tiwa by far

oya u mean 33 yrs.typical error

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@OP
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A lawyer went hunting in a nearby
village. He shot and dropped a bird,
but it fell into a farmer's field on the
other side of a fence. As the lawyer
climbed over the fence, an elderly
gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot
a duck and it fell in this field, I'm
going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my
property, and you are not coming
over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one
of the best trial attorneys in this
country. and, if you don't let me get
that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how
we do things here . We settle small
disagreements like this with the
Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the
three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick
you three times and then you kick
me three times, and so on, back and
forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about
the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old
farmer. He agreed to abide by the
local custom.
The old farmer slowly walked up to
the lawyer. His first kick planted the
toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to
his knees. His second kick nearly
wiped the man's nose off his face.
The barrister was flat on his belly
when the farmer's third kick to a
kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of
his will and managed to get to his
feet and said, "Okay, you old farmer,
now it's my turn."
The farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I
give up. You can have the duck."

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Eccentric singer Terry G says his third album is dropping this year. The dancehall artist disclosed this while speaking exclusively to Pulse TV. “Most definitely [an album is dropping this year], I actually just had meeting with my marketer and definitely this year we are dropping the album,” he said in the interview. Terry explained that the project will be many-sided, especially as he and his team understand the market and the audience and know what to serve them.He said: “We do music and that’s what we do for a living. And definitely we are versatile, we know what the market wants, and definitely we can never regret. Akpako is still constant.” Plans for a release of his third album comes on the heels of an international music deal with Black Wall Street, an American entertainment company. The singer also recently released Knack Am – a dancehall/ Afro pop fusion of a song which features Wiz Kid, Phyno and Runtown.The song dropped on August 11 and has enjoyed a fair response from the audience.

na mystique o .wit her ability,i nr go suffer 4 dis lyf.i go dey sleep ontop money

she miss road.e be lyk she rub ashes for her hair

nawa o.kill dem all.dem leave girls with big,soft ass with boobs ,dem dey follow their fellow men wit dry yansh and strong chest.

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You later chop that yesterday ticket?

no o. I play porto ist haft win but dem play draw.i also use macabi tel aviv collect two goals bt kiev win dem 2-0

[quote author=Fordzzy post=38544117]Smalling shud get out of dere jare.... he shud be replaced by fellani!!! Smallin is playing rubbish jor!!! [/quote

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omo wolfburg dn dey press man u o .c'mon united, attack

omo wolfburg dn dey press u man.c'mon united, attack

penalty.chance for man u. Gooooallll.mataaaa. 1-1. Game on

penalty.chance for man u. Gooooallll.mataaaa

penalty.chance for man u. Gooooallll

rooney why na.c free chance, rooney threw it away.lvg pls remove rooney and put herera

man will still win this match


#Team united

i jus dy look chelsea dy laugh

14teenK:
Chelsea's equalizer won't still stop dem from losing

I dey feel u bro

Bleep.chelsea dn score

goal.my ticket is alive

this ref dey side chelsea smallsmall o.

c'mon porto.dnt spoil ma ticket pls.ist half win pls.rip chelsea apart 4 me

if chelsea win dis match i go naked baff for our junction.if dem try welwel na draw

this story
might offend some peoples believes if u
dislike the thoughts of mother son s#x pls bother not read it


Episode 1

One Saturday evening, Sue found
Tommy
sitting in the living room watching TV as
usual.
“Tommy, why are you sitting home
tonight? Why don’t you go out with
someone?” Sue
said, sitting down next to her son and
putting her arm around his shoulders.
They
had this conversation almost every weekend.
“Come on Mom, give me a break. I
don’t
need to go out, besides, I’d rather be
home
with you.” That had been his standard response. It was a lame excuse and
they
both knew it.
“Tommy, you need to have friends, you
know… girlfriends,” Sue said in
exasperation. Then she looked at him seriously and
said,
“I’m worried about you.”
“You seem to do okay without
boyfriends.
Why do I need girlfriends?” “Come on Tommy, that’s different
and you
know it. I’ve already been married.
Besides, I
already have a man. You!” Sue said,
squeezing his shoulder affectionately. “Well, I have plenty time to date.
Besides, I
already have a woman. You!” Tommy
replied, smiling at using his mom’s
own
words. Sue sighed in frustration. “Well,
we’re a fine
pair aren’t we?”
“Mom, you’re my best friend,”
Tommy said
seriously, snuggling into her arm. “And you’re my best friend too,”
Sue said,
hugging him again. However, she
couldn’t
let it go. “You still need to date. It’s
not healthy.”
Tommy took a deep breath. “Mom…”
“What?”
Tommy’s mouth was opened but
nothing
came out. His head fell back on the sofa and
he closed his eyes. His face seemed to
color
in embarrassment. “It’s nothing.
Never
mind,” he finally said. “Come on Tommy… please don’t
close me
out,” Sue said, turning his face to her
and
looking into his misty eyes. “We’ve
always been able to talk about anything.
Haven’t
we?”
Tommy had wanted to talk to his mother
for
a long time about his shyness and the stutter but he didn’t want to burden
her.
Additionally, he felt embarrassed talking
to
her about girls. Now that he had finally
gotten up enough nerve to bring the subject
up, he knew he had to continue.
“It’s… it’s
just that I’m… I’m not so hot with the
girls.
I’m too shy and whenever I get around a
nice looking girl I… I… I… get tongue-
tied,”
Tommy said, his eyes unable to meet his
mother’s.
Sue was surprised but tried not to show it.
She had never heard him get tongue-tied
before. “Now wait a minute, you
always say
that I’m a nice looking girl and you
don’t get tongue-tied around me.”
“I’m serious Mom, I don’t know
what to do
or say around girls. I’ve only kissed
two girls
in my whole life,” Tommy blurted before he
could stop himself.
“Really?” Sue said in astonishment.
My God,
he was 18 and he had only kissed two
girls, she thought. He must be a virgin! The
realization shocked Sue. Then a bigger
problem occurred to her. “You like girls
don’t you?”
“Mommmmmm! Of course I like
girls,” Tommy said, now totally embarrassed.
Sue sighed in relief.
“It’s just that… just that… oh hell… I
haven’t
even been on a real date.”
“Wow Tommy, I had no idea!” Sue was
unable to hide the shock in her voice.
“I’ve
seen you go out. You said you were
going
out with girls.” “I’m sorry Mom, I lied. I go to the
library or
the mall. I just didn’t want you to feel
bad
for me. You have enough on your
mind.” Suddenly, Sue realized that she had
neglected Tommy since his father died.
She
had been foolish to think that she could
read him. She had been so busy
mourning her own loss, feeling sorry for herself
and
working on her career that she had
missed
all the signs. It was obvious now that he
was very sexually immature. God, how could
I have been so stupid? she thought.
The two of them sat silently for a long
time.
Neither one of them knew what to say.
Finally, Sue broke the ice with an idea. “Tommy, what would you think about
you
and I going on a date?”
“Come on Mom! Get serious!”
“I am serious. You’re very
comfortable around me, so why don’t we go out?
You
can act as if I’m your date. I can tell
you
what you need to work on. After all, I
still remember what girls like.” Sue
stopped
when she realized that he might be
embarrassed to go out with his mother.
“Uh…that is if you wouldn’t be too
embarrassed to be seen out with your old
mom.”
“God Mom, you’re not old. You’re
the best
looking woman I know!” His face
turned red as soon as he said it.
“Thank you sweetheart, and you are
the
best looking man I know. So why don’t
we
two good looking people go on a date?”
Tommy was quiet for a few minutes,
thinking. Maybe it would be good for her
to
go out, he thought. Besides, she might
get off his back about dating. It could be a
way
for him to help her. Suddenly, he liked
the
idea. “Well… okay… I guess it might be
fun,” Tommy finally said in a nonchalant tone.
“You don’t sound that excited,” Sue
said
with a pout.
“That’s not it,” Tommy said quickly.
But… but…
“What’s wrong sweetie?”
“I don’t… uh don’t know about that
stuff. I…
I… I… would… uh… you know, feel silly if
I messed up. That would be embar…
embarrassing,” Tommy said, a stutter
in his
voice.
“There’s nothing you could do to
embarrass yourself honey,” Sue said patting his
leg
affectionately. “Come on, let’s get
dressed
and you can take me to dinner and a
movie,” Sue said, reaching to the table and
picking
up her car keys and flipping them to him.
“You can even drive, lover boy.”
“Mommmmm,” Tommy said, his face
turning red again. However, underneath the
embarrassment he was as excited as he
had
been in a long time.
Twenty minutes later, Tommy was
pacing around the living room nervously,
waiting
for his mom. When he saw her come
down
the stairs, he started to say something
but stopped in mid-sentence with his mouth
open.
Sue had on a tight, white pull over top
that
was low cut, exposing the upper swells
of her b#####s, and a short black skirt
and high
heels. She thought Tommy would like
the
outfit since he picked it out for her.
“What’s wrong?” Sue asked concerned
about the look on her son’s face.
Suddenly,
she thought that she had made a big
mistake.
“Mom, uh, uh, you look, look…” Tommy
stuttered trying to tell her how great she
looked.
“I’ll change,” Sue said, turning to go
back
upstairs fearing that she had gone too far in
trying to look young and “hot”.
“No! You look beautiful,” Tommy
blurted out.
Sue turned back around smiling. “Why
thank you sweetie, I thought you were upset
with
what I was wearing.”
“Wow Mom, I hope some of my friends
see
me with you. God, they will be so jealous!”
Sue felt her heart swell with pride and
love.
“Well, let’s go make them jealous.
For
tonight, why don’t you call me Sue,” she said
with a smile.
“Okay Mo… uh Sue,” Tommy
answered. “Sue,”
he said again to himself, loving the way
her name rolled off his tongue.
Tommy rushed to the car in front of his
mom to open the door to let her in. As
she
sat down, Tommy couldn’t help look at
the expanse of her thighs as her skirt pulled
up.
When he looked up he saw his mom
smiling
at him. God, she saw me looking up her
skirt, Tommy thought. I can’t even do that
right, he thought, mentally chastising
himself.
As he drove, Tommy kept glancing over
at
his mother’s legs. He felt a stirring between
his legs and was suddenly very
confused.
Sue’s skirt had pulled up her legs,
revealing
her tanned thighs. She tried to pull it down
but the bucket seats of her car made
that
difficult.
Tommy drove to a small Italian
restaurant that they went to on occasion. It was
quiet
and intimate with a genuine
Mediterranean
look. The tables were covered in red
checked table clothes and each had an old
wine bottle in the center with a lit
candle.
There was even a violinist playing
music.
Dinner went great and was very relaxing.
Sue even let Tommy have a couple
glasses of
wine. Sue wanted to make him feel
more
grown up. He certainly needed some confidence building.
Sue had quite a bit more wine than
Tommy.
She felt a little tipsy but also warm and
relaxed.
Tommy had no trouble talking to his mom.
The wine had loosened his tongue just a
bit.
Besides, it wasn’t like it was a real
date, he
thought. They talked about school, friends, music,
movies; all the things that a boy and girl
would talk about on a date. Occasionally,
Sue
would point out things about how he
should act on a date. Like waiting until his
date had taken her seat before he sat
down
or opening the restaurant door for her.
She
tried not to be too critical. Not surprisingly
though, Tommy didn’t need much
coaching.
He was a natural gentleman, like his
dad.
For a little while, Tommy truly forgot that Sue
was his mom.
Sue also forgot for a short time that she
was
out with her son. He suddenly seemed
so mature. His pretty blue eyes sparkled in
the
dim candlelight as he laughed and his
face
lit up like a candle when he smiled. God,
he was handsome, she thought. Suddenly,
Sue
felt a little shiver run through her.
When dinner was over, Tommy escorted
Sue
out to the car, opening the restaurant door
and hurrying to open the car door.
Sue was just a bit unsteady on her feet.
She
knew that she shouldn’t have had that
last glass of wine.
When Tommy opened the door of the
car,
and his mom slid in, he tried not to look
at
her exposed thighs again. However, that was impossible. No matter how hard he
tried, his eyes went to the dark area
between his mother’s legs. The light
from a
street lamp melted the shadows and
Tommy drew in his breath. His mother’s legs
opened, revealing the silky tops of her
thigh
high nylons, her smooth thighs and then
a
pair of pale blue silk panties hugging the pouch of her s#x. She paused for a
second
with one leg out of the car.
Tommy stood almost frozen, his eyes as
large as saucers.
“Well, are we going to the movies or not?”
Sue asked, again noticing that her son
was
looking up her skirt. Another shiver ran
through her. Now Sue wasn’t sure
whether the spreading of her thighs had been an
accident on her part or not. She felt so
naughty tonight. It was just a little
innocent
fun, she told herself. The wine was
making everything seem all right.
Tommy’s shocked face turned scarlet
when
he saw his mom watching him again.
Suddenly, he felt ashamed of his
behavior. If I do this to my own mom, what will I do
when I go out on a date with a real
girlfriend? he thought.
At the movie theater they got sodas and
popcorn then found a seat near the back
row. Since the movie had been out for a while, the theater wasn’t crowded.
They
practically had the theater to
themselves.
The movie was funny and light, making
them both laugh. About midway through the movie, Tommy carefully raised his
arm
and put it on the back of the seat behind
his
mother, his bare arm touching her
shoulders. Sue didn’t miss the move and felt
another of
those little shivers come over her.
At one point when they were laughing,
Tommy moved his arm until it was
around her, his hand hanging over her shoulder.
His
mom surprised him by sighing and
snuggled even closer into his arm.
Sue smiled to herself at her son’s
boldness. She felt so comfortable and loved at that
moment. It had been a long time since
she
felt like this.
Suddenly, Tommy realized that his
fingers were touching the top swell of his
mom’s
b####t where the soft flesh was
exposed. He
could feel his heart begin to beat rapidly
in his chest.
Sue felt the fingers but let them stay
where
they were, as she didn’t want to spoil
the
mood. Besides, it was just innocent fun and
probably an accident, she told herself.
Tommy could no longer concentrate on
the
movie. Almost without his control, his
fingers began to move lightly back and forth
across the exposed swell of her b####t.
The
movement was delicate, almost
imperceptible. Still, Tommy could feel it.
It felt as though his fingertips were on fire.
Stop
it! he told himself.
After a few minutes, Sue noticed his
fingers
were moving. It was a sensual touch, almost
tickling. It could still have been
accidental.
When she felt goose bumps spring up on
her chest, she knew that she should stop
him. However, she didn’t want to embarrass
him. He probably didn’t even know
that he
was doing it anyway. It was just an
innocent
touch. However, the tingling she felt between her legs wasn’t so innocent.
Tommy’s hand was shaking, as his
fingers
grew bolder. The tips of his fingers
moved
further down until they were just barely under the elastic of her top. Now, there
was
no doubt about whether or not he was
touching her accidentally. He couldn’t
believe
how bold he was. Sue’s breathing increased. She wanted
to
stop him but it had been so long since
someone that she cared for paid
attention
to her. The brain of the mother was in a battle with the brain of the woman; a
woman that had missed intimate
touches
for so long. Sue began to squirm in her
seat.
Incredibly, she could feel her panties getting
wet. When she felt Tommy’s fingers
begin to
move further down, she reached up and
grabbed his hand, preventing any
further movement. However, she didn’t take
the
fingers out of her top, but instead held
them
where they were, almost pressing them
to her soft flesh.
Tommy breathed a sigh of relief when
his
mother didn’t chastise him. At one
point,
she let go of his hand to reach for the popcorn in the seat next to her. When
she
turned back, Tommy took the
opportunity to
move his fingers downward again,
getting half his hand under the top before she
stopped him.
Now Sue held his fingers from the
outside
of the top. Her own heartbeat had
quickened. Tommy felt like his heart was going to
beat
out of his chest. His penis was now very
uncomfortable in his pants. He squirmed
around, trying to find a comfortable
position. He couldn’t very well reach down
and adjust himself.
Sue held Tommy’s trembling hand
tightly,
knowing that one more fraction of an
inch and he would be able to feel her
n####e. In
fact, his fingertips were touching the
large
brown areola. She could feel the hard
n#####s pulsing almost painfully. Now, her
breathing was as labored as Tommy.
The two sat almost frozen. When the
tightness of Sue’s fingers lessened,
she felt
Tommy’s fingers begin to move downward
again. She closed her eyes and took a
deep
breath. She could feel the fingers moving
across the bumpy surface of her areola.
Then they split apart around the nub of her
swollen n####e…

we dey wait