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Computers › Re: New Laptop by Joezik(m): 6:48pm On Oct 26, 2024
oshorstan:
Good evening. I have a new laptop, but don't know what to do with it. Please advise me
First master how to use your laptop. Then learn typing, use of common packages Microsoft word, excel.
From there get softwares related to your profession or work..learn them.

Avoid storing movies in your laptop else you will turn it to cinema.
Phones › Re: Pictures From Realme First Launch Event In Lagos, Nigeria by Joezik(m): 9:38am On Oct 19, 2024
And na iPhone dem dey use...


Wereys
Phones › Re: How True Is This MTN 10gig Bonus Valid For 7days by Joezik(m): 3:40pm On Oct 08, 2024
Saw mine now
Phones › Re: How True Is This MTN 10gig Bonus Valid For 7days by Joezik(m): 3:40pm On Oct 08, 2024
Yeah it's there ....check your broadband balance
Technology Market › Re: SOLD!!!Clean Redmi Note 9 Pro 128gb Availability by Joezik(m): 5:07pm On Oct 07, 2024
Las las ...na we dey do ourselves.

130k for what....second hand.

Wtf
Celebrities › Re: Lawyer Inibehe Effiong Tackles 'VeryDarkMan' For Denying Defamation Of Falana... by Joezik(m): 10:09pm On Sep 26, 2024
BigYash:
Did you listen to the VN Bobpreeky made? No need going back ,fort with this.. We will meet in court.. You all are gonna learn in hard way..You are gonna learn
I don't care about VN, VDM make assumptions that falz is gay.
Celebrities › Re: Lawyer Inibehe Effiong Tackles 'VeryDarkMan' For Denying Defamation Of Falana... by Joezik(m): 9:58pm On Sep 26, 2024
BigYash:
He never said falz was gay.. He only called them out based on what Bob said,and he told them to come out and clear their names.. Make them take the boy to court. They r gonna learn.. Falz has already come out to say he was actually in talk with Bob..
Be like u no watch the video. He made that assumption
Education › Re: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by Joezik(m): 8:13pm On Sep 09, 2024
enemyofprogress:
Imaging school fees for kindergarten. Omo! Una say wahala be like wetin again. They even get mind use small paper type am.
Precisely April this year this same pic was trending...
Education › Re: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by Joezik(m): 8:11pm On Sep 09, 2024
enemyofprogress:
Imaging school fees for kindergarten. Omo! Una say wahala be like wetin again. They even get mind use small paper type am.
Saw this earlier this year... We keep recycling old post
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Joezik(m): 7:20am On Sep 06, 2024
Inobeyourmate:
nah the 900 Penaldo score make your own life better abi? Oloriburuku omo 🤣🤣🤣
Definitely u are insulting Ur self and Ur family.
Sense to reason is far.

Quote where I praised Ronaldo.

Dullard
Phones › Re: Work, Stream, Browse: Do It All With The Infinix XPAD! by Joezik(m): 11:21pm On Sep 05, 2024
Walterjune:
Hi Nairaland

Stay connected on the move with the all-new Xpad from Infinix!

Whether you're working, streaming, or browsing, the Xpad ensures a seamless and fast experience thanks to its powerful processing capabilities and lightning-speed connectivity.

Designed with portability in mind, this sleek device keeps you in touch with the world, no matter where you are.

The Xpad is more than just a tablet; it's your gateway to limitless possibilities.

Enjoy crystal-clear displays, a long-lasting battery, and an intuitive user interface that makes multitasking a breeze.

From professionals needing a mobile workstation to students and creatives, the Xpad adapts to every lifestyle.

Unlock new horizons and explore with confidence, knowing the Xpad has you covered.

Ready to elevate your digital experience?

Get the Xpad today and stay connected globally, effortlessly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLhFWqMi0Q8?si=rTYXMcCNUaZ6PJHx
So what have we been doing with our previous smartphones??

No new gimmick..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Joezik(m): 10:27pm On Sep 05, 2024
All this fan hate no dey make sense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Joezik(m): 10:26pm On Sep 05, 2024
Meti99:
Let him score 1000 goals he is still the assistant goat
How e take make your life better.

Mtcheew
Sports › Re: We Have Made Our Choice” – Napoli’s Sporting Director Breaks Silence On Osimhen’ by Joezik(m): 5:35pm On Sep 01, 2024
Technology Market › Re: Awoof Deal Nova 3i Only Phone 8/256gb - 79k by Joezik(m): 10:02pm On Aug 31, 2024
Hendrix50:
Tomorrow u go dey front sit for church
Learn to mind ur business
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So make I no express my shock...haba
Computers › Re: Window 10 PRO Activation Product Key by Joezik(m): 9:46pm On Aug 31, 2024
gistclinic:
Please can Someone help me with window 10 PRO activation product key Thanks
Product key as how?? Either you buy or use Kms to crack it.
Technology Market › Re: Awoof Deal Nova 3i Only Phone 8/256gb - 79k by Joezik(m): 9:37pm On Aug 31, 2024
nani667:
Nova 3i doesn't have 8/256 undecided
Imagine
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins UEFA CL Highest Goal Scorer Of All Time (Photos) by Joezik(m): 10:29pm On Aug 30, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked


When will YouTube present the YouTubeD'or to this clown ? grin grin grin

I don't have any problem you choosing or loving this greatest YouTuber of all time more than Messi, it's your choice and your preference, but where I will have problem with you is you trying to compare this content creator or saying that this content creator is better than Messi...then will I know that you're not in tune with reality and you have complete zero knowledge of football.

Ronaldo is the GOAT of content creation, that I give it to him. grin
See hate... How Messi take help.

Be a fan, no join hate.
Romance › Re: A Beautiful Bearded Woman Complains Of Not Getting A Man(photos & Video) by Joezik(m): 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2024
Glimpsetv:
This beautiful woman explained the difficulties of finding a man who meets her preferences simply because of her beard. According to her, a lot of feminine men message her, but she isn't attracted to such men. She expressed her desire to be married and not to be a single mother.

Watch the full video and share your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nfHzfilEo
How I wan explain this to my children?
How my children wan explain this to their peers?

It's a future disaster to marry her.
Food › Re: I Caught This Bush Rat This Morning by Joezik(m): 2:45pm On Aug 29, 2024
Osaro4u2k:
After several attempt here comes the old rabbit. God has provided meat for his children today. Don't even dare ask me of the fur because it's not available
Hmmmm

All the nonsense this thing done chop...
Phones › Re: Pls Phone Gurus What Makes A Phone To Browse Big Files Faster ? by Joezik(m): 3:21pm On Aug 27, 2024
Almantra:
Pls I have been wanting to know what make a phone to download big files like torrents.very easily. Is it the RAM, The network 3g,4g,5g. Thank. I want to dowluad torrent videos but on my bittorent nothing is moving, but some people find it easier
.
Depends on available seeders of the particular file.
Network performance and speed.
Phones › Re: Good Deal Samsung S8+ by Joezik(m): 7:12pm On Aug 26, 2024
Sleemzy1501:
Boss no carry u frustration come here abeg, na ur president fult
Fault ...or you are just being greedy
Computers › Re: Deleted by Joezik(m): 8:45am On Aug 25, 2024
Lewalexzy:
Zinox Desktop PC case
Asus motherboard
128gb SSD for booting
1tb Hdd for games etc
Intel Core i5, 6th gen
16gb ram with 3 extra slots
Nvidia GTX 750ti 2gb Beam
Very strong and powerful, for gaming, design, 3d work and video editing.
Price is 200k and slightly negotiable

07032530694

Games already installed
Resident evil 8 village
Battlefield 1 and 5
Call of duty WWII
Call of duty modern warfare 2 remastered
Mortal Kombat 10
Project cars 3

I have the not installed games file of Grid, GTA V, Need for speed payback, battle files 4, WRC 10, Forza Horizon 4, Mortal Kombat XL and God of War
For gtx 750ti....

Wow
Phones › Re: Easybuy Locked Samsung A05m For Sale by Joezik(m): 12:27am On Aug 23, 2024
Na we dey do ourselves for this country.

Someone wants to sell a lock phone, literally a stolen phone for 80k...

Scrab
Politics › Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Slams Tinubu For Acquiring Presidential Jet Amid Hardship by Joezik(m): 7:08am On Aug 20, 2024
emkz:
While it seems criticisms of the president are apt, certain facts must be cleared.

Presidential transportation worldwide is a serious security matter. In our case, air transport of the president is handled by the Nigerian Airforce. If the airforce says a jet is unfit to fly the president because it might have stayed in service longer than specified, hence a potential aviation threat, it is only fair that we listen to them. We do not need to like them.

Those suggesting that the president must fly commercial or use his personal vehicles (like Deji Adeyanju) are not aware of the potential security threats. A Nigerian head of state was assassinated in broad daylight in his official car, while another one was murdered for not taking their security serious.

The aircraft here does not belong to Tinubu. It belongs to the Federal Government. Once Tinubu leaves power, he won't take the jet with him. So those accusing Tinubu of purchasing a private jet for himself are being ludicrous.

Yesterday, Charly Boy lied that the president's official car, Cardilac Escalade is worth almost 1 billion naira. A simple internet search showed that the vehicle is about 250 million naira. Still expensive, why did Charly Boy have to lie? When Buhari exited power, he didn't leave with the Maybach. The vehicle was not his. The Cardilac does not belong to Tinubu. DSS handles his ground transportation. Why not question DSS for proposing that vehicle?

And for those who are just realizing, the Cardilac Escalade SUV had been in use since last year and sighted several times in the convoy, how come they are just seeing it? The vice president is driven in one of such vehicles. How come they have not seen it?

Anyway, Kenneth Okonkwo says people are dying of hunger and there is no fuel or electricity. It is not Tinubu's job to cultivate arable land nationwide. It is not Tinubu's job to provide buses to transport people within states. These are things state governors can easily undertake on their own, and even local governments. We have seen the Niger State governor buy such buses. Once the burden of transportation is removed, the issue of fuel price would not bother so many.

The fact is that the president is being blamed for policies, but all presidential candidates agreed that subsidy on petrol needed to be removed. Even the messianic pontiff said he'd remove it on day 1. Suddenly, Tinubu is being condemned for taking the decision to save us from economic doom. It didn't make sense that we were borrowing to pay subsidies. Also, the removal of the parallel trade of fx was to tackle the fx fraud that drained our resources.

This meant that increased allocation could be used for developmental purposes in the states. What do the state governors do instead? We find them doing Hajj subsidies and Ramadan feeding, purchasing vehicles for traditional rulers, buying wheelbarrows to turn their unemployed youth to mai-barrow in the markets, and stacking funds for elections they are not sure of living to partake in.

Dear governors, learn one basic thing: from what happened in Kano during the August riots, when people take to the streets, they'd target governors first and they can only move up the ladder once they have brought you down.

You still have time to work for your people and address the basic problems of food security and transportation within your state. We shall criticize the president for the things we must criticize him on.
Wow u wrote all this...
Business › Re: Sterling Bank Closes Operations For Isese Day Celebration by Joezik(m): 6:44am On Aug 20, 2024
kingsways:
Lazy staff

The government is clear this holiday is for public servants not private sector employees
The private workers are monkeys
Technology Market › Re: Phone Replacement Parts Store (Xiaomi, iPhone, Samsung, etc.) by Joezik(m): 10:39pm On Aug 17, 2024
Elizkid:
Screen is available

Do you mean a replacement camera lens or the lens cover?
Yeah camera lens.
The camera ain't working.
Computers › Re: Ms Excel Challenge by Joezik(m): 7:36pm On Aug 17, 2024
nikky5:
Pls I urgently need help with this calculation in Ms Excel.
70% + 70 + 80. Which formula should I use to add up. The final result should be the average.


Thanks.
What are you trying to achieve??

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