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Politics › Re: "Hold Us Responsible": Peter Obi Assures Nigerians Of Tackling Insecurity by Joezik(m): 3:41am On Dec 07, 2022
Christistruth00:
How can someone who is IPOBs Godfather and Grand Patron tackle insecurity

If Peter Obi mistakenly sniffs Aso Rock not only could his Opponents go missing without any trace

but some Ethnic Groups on the Coast whose history IPOB has already rewritten after greedily eyeing their Lands will be in real danger of being wiped out for their Land
Thrash
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu's Chatham House Speech & Interview (Full Video) by Joezik(m): 7:21am On Dec 06, 2022
Sowiki:
But you know you are not voting Obi because he is competent, and you don't hate BAT for any reason other than he's a Yoruba, your perceived rivals
So far Obi is more qualified.
Tinubu is sick...he should enjoy the remaining years
Atiku is a hypocrite

I say this without even considering where the Bleep they come from.
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs South Korea : FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (4 - 1) On 5th December 2022 by Joezik(m): 8:36pm On Dec 05, 2022
joshjc:
it's part of Brazilian football culture, they stopped winning because they tried to play like the Europeans
Romario dey do yeye skills for e time ba
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu's Chatham House Speech & Interview (Full Video) by Joezik(m): 8:26pm On Dec 05, 2022
IdiotOjukwu:
If not for some naive. Yoruba youth, Obi name should have been banned in South West. Everywhere online, you will never find a single Igbo who is not for Obi. That's how to understand conspiracy. There criticism of Tinubu is a reflection of their habitual discrimination of every top Yoruba men. .

I remember how we all celebrated Chimamanda Adichie breakthrough with her novel. That same lady later used her platform to lampoon Adeleke, a Yoruba writer. Don't think I recalled the name correctly. We all celebrated the brilliance of Okonjo Iweala, Charles Soludo and every member of Obasanjo economic team. We aren't even mindful of the fact that Frank Nweke Junior was playing the role of Lai Mohammed. But they castigated Kami Adeosun and mock her exit from Buhari government . Every brilliant Yoruba personality in Buhari government, they painted as incompetent.

We still respect Chinua Achieve till date but they spare no word of commendation for Whole Soyinka. To them, he is a puppet of the nobel Laurette organization in Stockolm. They even forget the sacrifice he made for them during the Biafra war.

Generation Z, you are on the bed with the worng people. You join the self adulation bandwagon but always quick to criticize your your. Your obsession with trend has made your lost your self awareness. Your are caught in do not let behind syndrome .
Just sit and type thrash...

Getat
Phones › Re: NCC Reveals List Of Unapproved Phones In Nigerian Markets That Should Be Avoided by Joezik(m): 12:19pm On Dec 04, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Make them just banned all transsion dog shit


That is one problem with Nigerians
We can never see anything good in what the government is doing

In developed nations reason you can't see substandard phone in the market

I can bet my balls infinix and tecno dog shit are not allowed in some developed countries
Rest ...even the ones dey approved is substandard
Phones › Re: Black Friday Deals, 80k - 90k Budget by Joezik(m): 3:02pm On Nov 29, 2022
Gkemz:
Never buy something during a promo. Most times defective and refurbished products that were returned are packaged to be sold during black friday promos. For instance I discovered that drinks ShopRite sold to me in this years black friday have all expired.
This is not always true. I have a 32 inch TV , sound system and a fone I bought at different time...still this promo stuff ...Jumia precisely....still enjoying them.

The least is 2years old .

This year I didn't see anything worth it... otherwise I would get something.

Na to shine your eye. Even without promo ...does it stop them from selling the aforementioned issues?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joezik(m): 6:28am On Nov 22, 2022
I'm still in the version...why am I not receiving updates??

Politics › Re: Buhari To Officiate First Oil Drill In Northern Nigeria by Joezik(m): 6:00pm On Nov 20, 2022
This people don't have sense ...oil is not part of a long term future.

What about agriculture with vast land there??
Family › Re: My Uncle Doesn't Want Me In His House by Joezik(m): 3:40pm On Nov 18, 2022
Messi1:
I've always visited this my uncle at least four times a week. That is where I pass away time. His children all like me and any day I fail to come they must ask me why didn't come. I use the time i spend in his house to teach his children Mathematics and do their home work for them.

Today I was in his house, he stormed out from his room and ask if i don't help my mother at home. He yelled at me and what pain me most is that he said food is costly and they are only managing. He made me feel like i was the one finishing the food in his house. He said I should not be too frequent in his house if at all I must come.

I'm considering severing all ties to this my uncle, will that be right?
This is what we call see finish.

U should have seen the signs
Family › Re: My Mother Wants Me To Rent My Own House by Joezik(m): 3:26pm On Nov 18, 2022
Nino01:
Wicked and liars everywhere.. You see those people supporting your mom are lying none of them left there house at 20,fake people everywhere

That's how they will be forming what I don't know only for you to meet them and boom.nothing come out

As for you mom she doesn't like you, no woman will ask her 20years old child to leave her house
Thanks boss even if you harsh.

Barely 20years .... person wey suppose dey university...or under proper mentorship
Family › Re: My Mother Wants Me To Rent My Own House by Joezik(m): 3:22pm On Nov 18, 2022
Greattestman:
This issue has been eating me up for so long and i don't know what to do. My mother began pressurizing me to rent my own house and leave her alone.

It was unprecedented and i don't expect that from her. I'm barely 20 and I teach in a private school. I also do home lessons so my monthly income ranges from 25k to 30k or thereabout.

This money will not be enough for me to rent a house, buy my food and take care of myself. I have tried to explain but she refused to understand with me. She told her friends to advice me to leave; that I'm matured enough to live alone.

I'm pressed and I need your advice.
Chia ...Ur own motherhuh

Bro leave all this nairaland advise. Talk to an elder u know and value.

You can't survive on that salary.

I dey wish my mom is still alive yet URS wants to just free u to a dangerous world at this age.
Music/Radio › Re: Kizz Daniel To Perform At World Cup, FIFA Confirms by Joezik(m): 11:07pm On Nov 11, 2022
MALLEOLUS2017:
Kiss Daniel has been so so lucky this year. From Buga to Odo to Performing at FIFA WORLD CUP. A win for Nugeria the giant of Africa
Giant wey no qualify... mtcheew
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Only Wants To Rub Shoulders With Atiku And Tinubu by Joezik(m): 6:32am On Nov 08, 2022
LegendHero:
Obi na clown. He throw tantrum like his Obi supporters zombies.

His behavior is typical of an average IPOB terrorist. When the going was good, AriseTV is the best thing after salad simply because they pamper him and ask him soft question and fail to fact check his nonsense lies.

Abati just put him under pressure for some few minutes and he fell like a pack of card. The mugun was so disorganized that Dino Melaye took advantage of that such that Obi lost his senses and made reference to ANPP supprters in the debate (maybe the man don forgot say no party like ANPP again). ANPP was merged to form APC.

Now Obingo and his handlers are crying that he shouldn’t go to debate again and bla bla bla. See how they just treat Obi f**kup in just one day only because Abati put him on the hot seat.

I wasn’t surprised at Kwakwanso and Okowa besting him, Obi is very dull and it even show in how he speaks. If you can ensure he can’t bandy false figures and fact check him on the spot, he will not be able to string meaningful sentences together.

Lastly, with how Okowa spoke, if he hadn’t governed a state, one would have thought he will perform than Obama. That why I tell people debate is NONSENSE, it is just cosmetics because it does not correlate with governance Delivery. Any clown who know how to speak can beat his colleague but what differentiate true performers is what they have achieved as their track record and what they have to offer in the real
World of governance delivery.

Every state election cycle they debate, but yet every 4 years the states remain stagnant and things keep regressing.
So u watch the debate because of Obi....that's good.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Only Wants To Rub Shoulders With Atiku And Tinubu by Joezik(m): 6:30am On Nov 08, 2022
plaindealer:
The question you should ask yourself is "Is debate the only form and platform for communicating and addressing Nigerians?


Tinubu addressed Nigerian livestock and rice farmers today, he tabled credible and sound economic and farming solutions to address their needs and in return, the largest livestock collectives and rice farmers endorsed his candidacy, that's hundreds of thousands or even millions of votes.

The remaining cotes out there are not on social media and political and winning strategies go beyond debates and social media.

...besides, debate or no debate or even if Tinubu was the first person to show up at the debate, you still won't vote for him so why trouble yourself?

The fake debate crocodile tears you people are shedding are really comical and laughable.
Imagine what you are posting....Ur so called presidential candidate can't come out except he carries his nannies. Rest
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joezik(m): 9:45am On Nov 06, 2022
genius43:
Only the Xiaomi developers have this info.
Na wa oo for update dey release 2months ago...

This people self don dey dull..

My fone last update since march security patch
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joezik(m): 7:36am On Nov 06, 2022
Who is using redmi note 9 pro.....

When will update be available vai the updater??
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Will Change Northern Nigeria Through Agric by Joezik(m): 11:39pm On Nov 04, 2022
Afamed:
Ask the fraud what and what did he do for his kinsmen when he was a Gov for 8 years?

Pls, fellow Nigerians, this has nothing to do with ethnics, religious or tribes. Its purely a matter of conscience. I was not told, I am living witness during the tenure of Peter Obi. Do not be carried away by the emotions, of Peter Obi.

If you find , me difficult to believe, Open the Nairaland thread below, and read the comments made by Obi kinsmen from Anambra. Most of them know the truth, basically they are being carried away by their tribal affiliations.

Read their comments below when Obi was Gov for 8 years

This particular road, most times, I left my car at home to take Bike from fIRST bank junction at Nnewi to Omatha those days
If next time, I have the opportunity to vote someone from east, I will not hesitate to vote Davi, the Ebony Gov. The records are there for anyone to see , not this fraud who claimed he saved N76B when there is no record of N76B IN THE STATE ACCOUNT.When there is no basic elementary schools.

https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing#10195342
As dem no succeed....dem hire u to propagate thrash.

Obi is not a saint. But within the three he is better than Atiku and Tinubu. Let it sink in your skull.
Politics › Re: I'm The Most Qualified, Peter Obi Says As He Meets Obidients In Zoom (Video) by Joezik(m): 7:58pm On Nov 04, 2022
CoolAmbience:
I am from Anambra state, and from an LGA that shares same border with Peter Obi's Anaocha LGA.

My town is a 10 - 15 minute drive to Obi's Agulu.

I make bold to say that Obi is the worst candidate for president.

Almost all the roads constructed under Obi are ridden with potholes today.

The man left no legacy whatsoever in Anambra state.
Okay ...we didn't say Obi is a saint. In politics no saints yet he is better than all other candidates
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Lekki Deep Sea Port (Pictures, Video) by Joezik(m): 9:48pm On Nov 01, 2022
Ttalk:
Close your eyes in shame.

SW governors are building cargo airport you are here blabbing, by the time exportation through air cargo started booming in SW you will start crying that FG gives SW privilege.

Instead of you to call your redundant governor to copy similar project you are here shedding tears of jealousy
ignoramus
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Lekki Deep Sea Port (Pictures, Video) by Joezik(m): 9:46pm On Nov 01, 2022
TakeNigeriaBack:
You will not understand. My brain waves are on a far higher frequency than your basic nonsense.
higher frequency of stupidity.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Lekki Deep Sea Port (Pictures, Video) by Joezik(m): 9:41pm On Nov 01, 2022
Ttalk:
It is better you remain silent so we won't know your level of intelligent, now that you have spoken you have clear all doubt.

I never knew seaport are meant to be one way.

Sorry, that I claimed Ikpeasu the Kerosene merchant achievement as that of Lagos, it was an error
U r ignorant if u focus solely on that.... Learn to read between the lines.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Lekki Deep Sea Port (Pictures, Video) by Joezik(m): 9:38pm On Nov 01, 2022
ElSudani:
Who told you ports are only used for imports? Do you even understand the meaning of a free trade zone?
What are u exporting that is manufactured in Lagoshuh

Oya tell me what is free trade zone sir??

Rest . U don't even know what U r saying . Lagos drivers are on strike ...na Lord Lugard cause am right??
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Lekki Deep Sea Port (Pictures, Video) by Joezik(m): 9:33pm On Nov 01, 2022
TakeNigeriaBack:
Bro na same mindset we get o! Can you imagine? Tinubu this, Tinubu that yet look at all the development and progress. If Tinubu was in charge of Delta politics we will be competing with Lagos by now. This is why I want him to come and put us in his pocket.
A man should put u in his pocket. U no be from Delta .. u don talk thrash
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Lekki Deep Sea Port (Pictures, Video) by Joezik(m): 9:29pm On Nov 01, 2022
Ttalk:
Elko oni baje

Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode and Sanwoolu has given Lagosians, Yoruba, the entire SW people and the nation at large the requisite platform and developmental foundation strong enough to make the people have hope of better life through these monumental projects in Lagos state.

Dangote refinery
Dangote Fertiliser plant
Elko Atlantic city
Lekki Free Trade Zone
Lekki Deep Seaport
Badagry Seaport

All in Lagos SW Nigeria.

The people of SW and the entire nation will not ignore this gesture. We will pay back by voting Bola Ahmed Tinubu
U try.... Seaport to dey import .

No actual industry that produces something we consume or use.... Mind Dangote choosing is not first option. It's Lagos state that is building Dangote projects. Stop claiming people success
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Calls Nassarawa "A Great Country" by Joezik(m): 1:21pm On Oct 30, 2022
oikirodah:
Copyright protected.

Source iReporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/?p=90572&preview=true
So u no get job na to dey follow Obi just to reply him
Politics › Re: Tinubu Presents 80-page Manifesto To Afenifere Leaders Sunday by Joezik(m): 8:56am On Oct 30, 2022
Okealaaye:
When he isn't no bastard! You've got to understand Yoruba politics to know that deep down the Yoruba know that ours is ours is good, but mine is mine is better, is more preferable! What beats me is how anyone could expect the Yoruba to adorn the buttocks of their neighbour's daughter with their waist beads just because their daughter's buttocks cannot hold it in place! When dem no be the bastard who uses the index finger of his left hand to point the way to his father's house! You have to study the Yoruba way of doing things to understand national politics! Yoruba no be people wey only come to National space during each election cycle. Yoruba: The Indomitables.
. You talk thrash.....this is the mentality u pass to your children... TRIBALISM
Food › Re: See The Food Items I Got With ₦‎650 In Birnin Kebbi (Photos) by Joezik(m): 9:11pm On Oct 25, 2022
ManirBK:
I just went to Kara market today in Birnin Kebbi and purchased some items.
Meat 9Slices @300
Tomato @100
Peppers @100
Onion @100
Lettuce @50

TOTAL 650 Naira and my wife prepared a good dish for me.
(Rice, Beef stew and Salad)
Which kind uncooked food
Sports › Re: Liverpool V Chelsea: We Missed Ronaldo's Finishing In The First Half - Ten Hag by Joezik(m): 7:01am On Oct 23, 2022
deddypiper:
Is this Bald guy alright, talking about CR7 as if he wasn't the one that suspended him, SMH!
His suspension is to make sure the youngsters don't follow his footsteps. What do think the young ones will start thinking when he is not punished??
Crime › Re: Video From The Clash At Alaba International Market (Pictures) by Joezik(m): 6:20pm On Oct 19, 2022
YorubarLord:
The same yeebow that were fleeing 2 even got killed. Na online una sabi beat chest. You will collect woto woto this election season if una pass una boundaries. Yoruba don kuku mean una b4
So much hate ...chia
Phones › Re: TECNO Introduces The BMW-designed Spark 9 Pro Sport Edition by Joezik(m): 7:24pm On Oct 18, 2022
BrandSpurNG:
TECNO, the global premium smartphone and smart device brand, today launched its brand-new SPARK 9 Pro Sports Edition for passionate Gen Z. Designworks, a BMW group company is responsible for the color, material, and finish of the design of this superior model.

Fusing world-class automobile design and luxurious touches with SPARK ’s trendy design language, the Sport Edition creates a distinct icon of the young and their culture, allowing them to express their aspiration for passion, speed and style.

“Working together with a company like TECNO is inspiring, as it gives us the opportunity to focus on another user experience – the smartphone. While there is a difference in scale, something smartphones and cars have in common is that they are extremely personal and are relied on daily by their users, and they are also a means of personal expression. ” said Andre De Salis, Creative Director, Industrial Design at Designworks.

This Sport Edition came with all the great features of the SPARK 9 Pro, including 32MP front camera, MediaTek Helio G85 chipset and the 6.6″ 1080P Full HD large screen, bringing extraordinary fun and pleasure for passionate young users and allowing them to best express their own intrinsic and extrinsic identity.

Reproduce The Distinct Design of BMW Designworks for the Passionate

The application of color and pattern is always the first language for Gen Z to show their own style. Taking its cue from an icy crystal talisman, the blue and white color scheme of the SPARK 9 Pro Sport Edition reminds people of the power and drama of the superhero. The bold and bright blue expresses the elements of metaverse and also presents futurism, while the purity and primitiveness of white appeals to young consumers who wish to express their refinement and preference for high standards.

The SPARK 9 Pro Sport Edition’s unparalleled triangular texture also elevates the phone from a regular high-powered handset to the mobile phone counterpart of a frontier luxury sedan. The use of triangles, which traditionally symbolize stability and power, allows the Sport Edition to convey the sense of identity and confidence that comes with owning a premium car. At the same time, the dynamic triangular design also brings the phone to life and expresses a feeling of speed, which reveals the internal capabilities and diverse functionality of the phone.

Young consumers looking for a touch of lush will also be drawn to the phone’s intricate crystal diamond-cut elements. This finishing touch creates a subtle sense of luxury that discreetly expresses the younger generations’ desire for opulence, rather than the overt expressions of splendour that are more ubiquitous in traditional luxury handsets. Furthermore, this feature conveys a sense of time-tested refinement to young consumers looking to differentiate themselves from convention.

The 1080-pixel full HD dot notch screen also provides a more satisfying visual feel for users. This wider screen and its higher resolution create an optimal experience for gaming and entertainment fans, instantly propelling them into an exciting gaming session or movie.

Capture Ultra-Clear Images and Style for Sheer Selfie Pleasure

In addition to the iconic design, the high-performance images address the need of the younger generation to freely express their uniqueness and strong individuality. Powered with the extraordinary 32MP ultra-clear front Camera, high resolution mode and a four-in-one sensor chip, it allows young consumers capture their best expressions in ultra-clear and exceptionally textured selfies even when zooming in, or under poor light conditions.

The selfie experience is also upgraded by AI scene light recognition, multi-frame fusion optimization technology, touch-up restoration feature and a built-in smart beauty mode.

The phone’s 50-megapixel back camera also excels at capturing high-quality photos. AI features also apply to the back camera, ensuring that all shots exceed user satisfaction.

Night shooters will also delight at the model’s all-round fill-light, which provides uniform, three-dimensional fill light for the best portrait and close-up shots, and a super backlight HDR mode that can capture high resolution videos in challenging light environments. With TECNO SPARK 9 Pro Sport Edition, the beauty of users and their world can shine through the darkness.

Deliver Strong and Powerful Performance for Fast User Experience

The SPARK 9 Pro Sport Edition came with the high-performance MediaTek Helio G85 Chip Engine, which provided seamless gaming on both mobile and console, and delivered the same high-quality entertainment experiences, even for the most demanding mobile games, promising a smooth and matchable user experience that parallels the speed and stability of a sports car. A generous 5000 mAh battery and quick-charge 18W flash charger keeps the handset going strong for extended and heavy usage.

The Sport Edition also came equipped with the Android 12 HiOS8.6, offering a well-recognized suite of powerful features that optimize daily usage experience. An ultra-large 128GB + 4GB memory allows users to store a wide collection of their favourite movies and photos, while the unique memory optimization feature also brings speedy and instantaneous satisfaction to young consumers who demand fast experiences. Super Boost 2.0 clears all phone clutter with one touch, keeping users’ collection of memories free from junk, and optimizing phone memory for maximum storage space.

Pricing & Availability

The TECNO SPARK 9 Pro Sport Edition is expected to be broadly available across key regions including Africa, Latin America, and the Middle East. Pricing varies by region.

SOURCE:https://brandspurng.com/2022/10/17/tecno-introduces-the-bmw-designed-spark-9-pro-sport-edition/
Seemless gaming wtf

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