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Education / Re: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by Joezik(m): 8:13pm On Sep 09
enemyofprogress:
Imaging school fees for kindergarten. Omo! Una say wahala be like wetin again. They even get mind use small paper type am.

Precisely April this year this same pic was trending...
Education / Re: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by Joezik(m): 8:11pm On Sep 09
enemyofprogress:
Imaging school fees for kindergarten. Omo! Una say wahala be like wetin again. They even get mind use small paper type am.


Saw this earlier this year... We keep recycling old post
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Joezik(m): 7:20am On Sep 06
Inobeyourmate:
nah the 900 Penaldo score make your own life better abi? Oloriburuku omo šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Definitely u are insulting Ur self and Ur family.
Sense to reason is far.

Quote where I praised Ronaldo.

Dullard
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Internet Users (mobile) Wanted: Log-in Everyday To Get Paid On October 4TH 2024 by Joezik(m): 11:25pm On Sep 05
Nice trick...
Phones / Re: Work, Stream, Browse: Do It All With The Infinix XPAD! by Joezik(m): 11:21pm On Sep 05
Walterjune:
Hi Nairaland

Stay connected on the move with the all-new Xpad from Infinix!

Whether you're working, streaming, or browsing, the Xpad ensures a seamless and fast experience thanks to its powerful processing capabilities and lightning-speed connectivity.

Designed with portability in mind, this sleek device keeps you in touch with the world, no matter where you are.

The Xpad is more than just a tablet; it's your gateway to limitless possibilities.

Enjoy crystal-clear displays, a long-lasting battery, and an intuitive user interface that makes multitasking a breeze.

From professionals needing a mobile workstation to students and creatives, the Xpad adapts to every lifestyle.

Unlock new horizons and explore with confidence, knowing the Xpad has you covered.

Ready to elevate your digital experience?

Get the Xpad today and stay connected globally, effortlessly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLhFWqMi0Q8?si=rTYXMcCNUaZ6PJHx


So what have we been doing with our previous smartphones??

No new gimmick..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Joezik(m): 10:27pm On Sep 05
All this fan hate no dey make sense

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Joezik(m): 10:26pm On Sep 05
Meti99:
Let him score 1000 goals he is still the assistant goat

How e take make your life better.

Mtcheew

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Sports / Re: We Have Made Our Choiceā€ ā€“ Napoliā€™s Sporting Director Breaks Silence On Osimhenā€™ by Joezik(m): 5:35pm On Sep 01

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Programming / Re: How To Become Mobile App Developer? by Joezik(m): 3:00am On Sep 01
zeecomedia:


I have a WhatsApp group but mainly for python coding learners, let me know if you interested


I'm interested. I'm into python
Technology Market / Re: Awoof Deal Nova 3i Only Phone 8/256gb - 79k by Joezik(m): 10:02pm On Aug 31
Hendrix50:

Tomorrow u go dey front sit for church
Learn to mind ur business

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
So make I no express my shock...haba
Computers / Re: Window 10 PRO Activation Product Key by Joezik(m): 9:46pm On Aug 31
gistclinic:
Please can Someone help me with window 10 PRO activation product key Thanks

Product key as how?? Either you buy or use Kms to crack it.
Technology Market / Re: Awoof Deal Nova 3i Only Phone 8/256gb - 79k by Joezik(m): 9:37pm On Aug 31
nani667:
Nova 3i doesn't have 8/256 undecided

Imagine
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins UEFA CL Highest Goal Scorer Of All Time (Photos) by Joezik(m): 10:29pm On Aug 30
MadamVanessa:
shocked


When will YouTube present the YouTubeD'or to this clown ? grin grin grin

I don't have any problem you choosing or loving this greatest YouTuber of all time more than Messi, it's your choice and your preference, but where I will have problem with you is you trying to compare this content creator or saying that this content creator is better than Messi...then will I know that you're not in tune with reality and you have complete zero knowledge of football.

Ronaldo is the GOAT of content creation, that I give it to him. grin

See hate... How Messi take help.

Be a fan, no join hate.
Romance / Re: A Beautiful Bearded Woman Complains Of Not Getting A Man(photos & Video) by Joezik(m): 6:45pm On Aug 29
Glimpsetv:
This beautiful woman explained the difficulties of finding a man who meets her preferences simply because of her beard. According to her, a lot of feminine men message her, but she isn't attracted to such men. She expressed her desire to be married and not to be a single mother.

Watch the full video and share your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nfHzfilEo


How I wan explain this to my children?
How my children wan explain this to their peers?

It's a future disaster to marry her.

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Food / Re: I Caught This Bush Rat This Morning by Joezik(m): 2:45pm On Aug 29
Osaro4u2k:
After several attempt here comes the old rabbit. God has provided meat for his children today. Don't even dare ask me of the fur because it's not available

Hmmmm

All the nonsense this thing done chop...

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Phones / Re: Pls Phone Gurus What Makes A Phone To Browse Big Files Faster ? by Joezik(m): 3:21pm On Aug 27
Almantra:
Pls I have been wanting to know what make a phone to download big files like torrents.very easily. Is it the RAM, The network 3g,4g,5g. Thank. I want to dowluad torrent videos but on my bittorent nothing is moving, but some people find it easier
.

Depends on available seeders of the particular file.
Network performance and speed.

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Phones / Re: Good Deal Samsung S8+ by Joezik(m): 7:12pm On Aug 26
Sleemzy1501:

Boss no carry u frustration come here abeg, na ur president fult

Fault ...or you are just being greedy
Computers / Re: Gaming Desktop For 200k Slightly Negotiable by Joezik(m): 8:45am On Aug 25
Lewalexzy:
Zinox Desktop PC case
Asus motherboard
128gb SSD for booting
1tb Hdd for games etc
Intel Core i5, 6th gen
16gb ram with 3 extra slots
Nvidia GTX 750ti 2gb Beam
Very strong and powerful, for gaming, design, 3d work and video editing.
Price is 200k and slightly negotiable

07032530694

Games already installed
Resident evil 8 village
Battlefield 1 and 5
Call of duty WWII
Call of duty modern warfare 2 remastered
Mortal Kombat 10
Project cars 3

I have the not installed games file of Grid, GTA V, Need for speed payback, battle files 4, WRC 10, Forza Horizon 4, Mortal Kombat XL and God of War

For gtx 750ti....

Wow
Phones / Re: Easybuy Locked Samsung A05m For Sale by Joezik(m): 12:27am On Aug 23
Na we dey do ourselves for this country.

Someone wants to sell a lock phone, literally a stolen phone for 80k...

Scrab

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Computers / Re: Non-stop MTN And Airtel Free Browsing Plus Free Glo Unlimted Free Browsing by Joezik(m): 9:48am On Aug 21
skybluee4:
Enjoy unlimited free browsing with Glo. MTN and Airtel non-stop 24/7 on Phone (Android and other devices) and PC (Laptop, Desktop etc).


I have been using it for more than two (2) years (before the advent of COVID). The speed is very fast and no intermittent disconnection.

No chances of being blocked by ISP (Internet Service Provider e.g MTN, Airtel). Even if it is blocked, I can revive it and thereby you continue to enjoy your browsing.

I will set it up for you for just N5,000

Call/whatsapp 0806.. 6443.. 671

So someone will pay 5k without testing
Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Slams Tinubu For Acquiring Presidential Jet Amid Hardship by Joezik(m): 7:08am On Aug 20
emkz:
While it seems criticisms of the president are apt, certain facts must be cleared.

Presidential transportation worldwide is a serious security matter. In our case, air transport of the president is handled by the Nigerian Airforce. If the airforce says a jet is unfit to fly the president because it might have stayed in service longer than specified, hence a potential aviation threat, it is only fair that we listen to them. We do not need to like them.

Those suggesting that the president must fly commercial or use his personal vehicles (like Deji Adeyanju) are not aware of the potential security threats. A Nigerian head of state was assassinated in broad daylight in his official car, while another one was murdered for not taking their security serious.

The aircraft here does not belong to Tinubu. It belongs to the Federal Government. Once Tinubu leaves power, he won't take the jet with him. So those accusing Tinubu of purchasing a private jet for himself are being ludicrous.

Yesterday, Charly Boy lied that the president's official car, Cardilac Escalade is worth almost 1 billion naira. A simple internet search showed that the vehicle is about 250 million naira. Still expensive, why did Charly Boy have to lie? When Buhari exited power, he didn't leave with the Maybach. The vehicle was not his. The Cardilac does not belong to Tinubu. DSS handles his ground transportation. Why not question DSS for proposing that vehicle?

And for those who are just realizing, the Cardilac Escalade SUV had been in use since last year and sighted several times in the convoy, how come they are just seeing it? The vice president is driven in one of such vehicles. How come they have not seen it?

Anyway, Kenneth Okonkwo says people are dying of hunger and there is no fuel or electricity. It is not Tinubu's job to cultivate arable land nationwide. It is not Tinubu's job to provide buses to transport people within states. These are things state governors can easily undertake on their own, and even local governments. We have seen the Niger State governor buy such buses. Once the burden of transportation is removed, the issue of fuel price would not bother so many.

The fact is that the president is being blamed for policies, but all presidential candidates agreed that subsidy on petrol needed to be removed. Even the messianic pontiff said he'd remove it on day 1. Suddenly, Tinubu is being condemned for taking the decision to save us from economic doom. It didn't make sense that we were borrowing to pay subsidies. Also, the removal of the parallel trade of fx was to tackle the fx fraud that drained our resources.

This meant that increased allocation could be used for developmental purposes in the states. What do the state governors do instead? We find them doing Hajj subsidies and Ramadan feeding, purchasing vehicles for traditional rulers, buying wheelbarrows to turn their unemployed youth to mai-barrow in the markets, and stacking funds for elections they are not sure of living to partake in.

Dear governors, learn one basic thing: from what happened in Kano during the August riots, when people take to the streets, they'd target governors first and they can only move up the ladder once they have brought you down.

You still have time to work for your people and address the basic problems of food security and transportation within your state. We shall criticize the president for the things we must criticize him on.


Wow u wrote all this...

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Business / Re: Sterling Bank Closes Operations For Isese Day Celebration by Joezik(m): 6:44am On Aug 20
kingsways:
Lazy staff

The government is clear this holiday is for public servants not private sector employees

The private workers are monkeys

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Technology Market / Re: Xiaomi Parts Store by Joezik(m): 10:39pm On Aug 17
Elizkid:


Screen is available

Do you mean a replacement camera lens or the lens cover?
Yeah camera lens.
The camera ain't working.
Computers / Re: Ms Excel Challenge by Joezik(m): 7:36pm On Aug 17
nikky5:
Pls I urgently need help with this calculation in Ms Excel.
70% + 70 + 80. Which formula should I use to add up. The final result should be the average.


Thanks.

What are you trying to achieve??
Technology Market / Re: Xiaomi Parts Store by Joezik(m): 2:18pm On Aug 17
Elizkid:


That will be something for engineers

Redmi note 9 pro screen and back camera...is it available?
Politics / Re: Abdulkabir Adisa Aliu Imports Petrol From Malta, Russia - TheCable by Joezik(m): 9:00pm On Aug 16
APCNig:
Okay nah.

Dangote should learn how to compete with others. The monopoly that he has criminally forced on Nigerians for decades is over.

Imported Fuel will come in, he too should compete with the price of the imported Fuel.

If Tinubu no give his friends license to import Fuel, shey na him enemies he go give?

Are you okay... competition with imported which will be obviously be more expensive because of transportation abi logistics...

These politicians are wrecking u, and I dey worry about dangote
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Resign From Civil Service Or Focus On On My IT Skill by Joezik(m): 11:36am On Aug 16
Ozzyk:
Hi, Nairalanders
I'm a civil servant since 2016 I work in a federal Teaching Hospital and I earn 250k currently
I felt the need to earn more and I got into IT skill. Cybersecurity (Penetration tester) to be precise
So I've been doing bug bounty hunting for quite some months now
And I got my first huge payout last month through a platform called hackerone.com which is about $15k
Should I resign from civil service or just focus on this IT fully?
I'm confused at this stage and I need to make a decision asap
Thank you

How did you become a Cyber security? Can you help me with road map or the journey...?

I intend to go into it but someone discouraged me earlier this year.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Resign From Civil Service Or Focus On On My IT Skill by Joezik(m): 11:35am On Aug 16
Ozzyk:
Hi, Nairalanders
I'm a civil servant since 2016 I work in a federal Teaching Hospital and I earn 250k currently
I felt the need to earn more and I got into IT skill. Cybersecurity (Penetration tester) to be precise
So I've been doing bug bounty hunting for quite some months now
And I got my first huge payout last month through a platform called hackerone.com which is about $15k
Should I resign from civil service or just focus on this IT fully?
I'm confused at this stage and I need to make a decision asap
Thank you

Civil servant??

Continue your job
..

Find a work around
Technology Market / Re: PS2 For Sale by Joezik(m): 11:07am On Aug 16
Las las na we dey do ourselves for this country. See the way e increase PS2 ....who wan even play am.


Mobile game sweet pass am self...

Manageable na ps3
Education / Re: WAEC Releases 2024 WASSCE Results by Joezik(m): 12:00am On Aug 13
sorzy1:
Is there any hope for those with "held" results

There is hope...
Possibly case of malpractice
Technology Market / Re: Oppo Find X3 Lite 5g(SOLD) by Joezik(m): 1:43pm On Aug 08
Negotiable?
Business / Re: CBN Approves Unity Bank, Providus Bank Merger by Joezik(m): 10:26pm On Aug 06
mmadu4:
Opay and moniepoint is the future. all these banks are useless

U dey find trouble... Opay don prove demself to be more reliable than traditional banks

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