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Health › Re: See The Big Scorpion That Died In My Bucket (photo) by Joezik(m): 9:21pm On Mar 30, 2024
Testiebobo:
Omo 😯 see the big scorpion that died in my bucket ☠️. I just woke up from afternoon nap, and I wanted to take shower and saw this.
Photo🔽 the Lord is my shepherd 😅
This types no dangerous. Except na me lucky. I was bitten by one two nights ago. I killed it and continue pressing phone.
Phones › Re: Redmi A3 Full Specifications, Features, Reviews And Price by Joezik(m): 2:49pm On Mar 30, 2024
What are you expecting from A low entry phone.
Let's not be deceived.
But at its price range, its one of the best you can get.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joezik(m): 10:47pm On Mar 23, 2024
myke92:
Bruh..

You literally described what I'm going through now with by Redmi Note 10.

Poor performance
Weak battery
Hot plate undecided
That's just life bro.
I game a lot with my redmi. I bought it tokunbo. So I can't tell how many years the previous owner used it, but I'm 2 years plus... Yet no issue
Celebrities › Re: Moment Moses Bliss Kissed His Bride (Photo, Video) by Joezik(m): 12:25pm On Mar 03, 2024
Jennyclay:
Jesus christ!! What is thishuh

He’s not even a good kisser undecided. He should have just swallowed her nose too undecided

Honestly, Nigerian men should really go learn how to kiss from French menhuh
What is so special about kissinghuh?
Rest jor
Celebrities › Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by Joezik(m): 10:35pm On Mar 02, 2024
YungTemy:
75 years from now, none of us reading this will be alive. Death is just a phase. It is inevitable, accept it and have peace of mind.

RIP Legend Mr Ibu.
See this one....u don be God wey know 75 years from nowhuh?
Fashion › Re: See What This Lady Wore To The Bank That Sparked Outrage (pic, Video) by Joezik(m): 4:18pm On Feb 20, 2024
Chrisrare:
Nigerians don't like to mind their business, how she chooses to dress shouldn't concern anybody.
What kind of nonsense are you saying? Is that how you would like your daughter to dress? Don't use your own to spoil my own. Simple RULE
Politics › Re: Are You Still Batified? by Joezik(m): 4:22am On Feb 19, 2024
Image123:
Lolz. Only an ignoramus will not expect the current economic quagmire anytime that the subsidy on fuel and forex was to be removed. Tinubu has my respect, he stuck to his words and promises. Buhari said "what is subsidy?" before his election, just like Obi and Atiku. But he backed out and left the mess for his successor.
Go read news , you still hear subsidy is on..
Mtcheew
Technology Market › Re: Sold by Joezik(m): 5:12pm On Feb 18, 2024
100FIX1:
Google Pixel 5 going cheap
WWU
Android 14
8/128gb
Screen lines (not spreading)
Cracked camera glass.

Working perfectly.


Lagos

08138081735
Dem after person buy am...e come dey spread na story.
Fear God
Phones › Re: I Lost My Huawei Y9 Prime In Tricycle This Afternoon by Joezik(m): 7:07pm On Feb 13, 2024
spartachico:
It's high time for android producers to step up ,imagine you steal iPhone with iCloud ,how do you make it work without the iCloud ,despite you wipe the phone but android ,just wipe it off and the phone works well for the new user ,why would I buy Android of 200k and there is no protection over it if stolen.
Xiaomi has a feature that whenever that fone connects to internet, it's locked immediately. I think Samsung also. Dunno about others
Phones › Re: I Lost My Huawei Y9 Prime In Tricycle This Afternoon by Joezik(m): 7:06pm On Feb 13, 2024
Nitah1:
Is there any way I can get it back?
Please someone should help me.
Bro phone is gone if you don't have a tracking software installed. Even if it's installed, a reset and delete will wipe it off.
Your SIM will be discarded.

Sorry bro
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He'd ‘encourage’ Russia To Attack NATO Allies Who Don’t Pay Up Enough by Joezik(m): 7:02pm On Feb 12, 2024
bemeruca:
Trump is an idiot. Just close your mouth and not say something stupid.
What before u conclude....

His words were just twisted to fit the opposing party agenda
NYSC › Re: Live: Free Online Coding Training by Joezik(m): 8:22pm On Feb 05, 2024
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Crime › Re: My Experience At LASU NIMC Center by Joezik(m): 12:37pm On Feb 02, 2024
mytrugistslog:
I was trying to register for NYSC on the 29th of January, but I couldn't due to some issues with my middle name (NYSC recently made NIN compulsory for corpers). This means I have to go to a NIMC center to do a name correction.

The next day, I went to the center at Ojo Local Government Secretariat in Lagos, but I met a crowd, and it was obvious I won't be able to meet the deadline for NYSC registration if I should join the queue.

Hence, I went to the NIMC center at Lagos State University, only to meet another crowd. Then, I made the following discovery:

1. Nin is now compulsory for Jamb and Waec registrations. Hence, I saw several secondary school students who should be in class also hustling for Nin.

2. Both Lasu and Ojo centers have only one computer to attend to the huge crowd. It was heartbreaking seeing people suffer just to register into a government database. I know the government would have dispensed resources for several computers, but the money has been embezzled.

3. The NIMC officials at Lasu are taking advantage of the situation to stylishly exploit the people.

If you want to be attended to as quick as possible, you have to go through the backdoor to bribe them with a minimum of 5000 naira. A lot of people were paying the bribes because they needed the Nin urgently.

The three NIMC officials at Lasu whose name I got were Chidinma, Alice and Emma. Those guys are making serious money from these bribes. Imagine if an average of 30 persons pay them 5000 per day just to get their Nin registration done that same day.


4. The implication of the above (if you don't have 5000 to bribe) is that you won't be attended to except you are ready to keep coming everyday for the next 2 months.

I saw a young girl who told me she has been coming repeatedly for many days but was not attended to, but she needs the Nin for jamb registration which is closing soon.
Now you have learnt a lesson. When they were doing it free...it was not compulsory. People did not regard it as anything....

I did my nin free... I did not spend 1 kobo
Technology Market › Re: Phone Replacement Parts Store (Xiaomi, iPhone, Samsung, etc.) by Joezik(m): 6:42am On Jan 27, 2024
Elizkid:
All Xiaomi Replacement Parts Available

- Original Replacement Batteries
- Replacement screens
- Back Glass or Rear Cover
- Down/Charging Boards
- sim trays
- Speakers (Ear & Bottom Speakers)
- connector flex (connects Motherboard & Down Board)
- power/volume buttons & flex
- Replacement Camera Glass


- Redmi Note 10/11/12 Pro Screen
- Redmi Note 10/11/12 Screen
- Redmi Note 9 Pro / Note 9s screen
- Redmi Note 8 Pro screen
- Redmi Note 7/8 Screen
- Redmi 9 screen
- Redmi 7/8 screen
- Mi screen (specify model)
- Poco Screen (Specify Model)

Most replacement parts have a model, so specify/take a picture if you can, especially if you’re buying for a Poco device. Some different devices use the same model of some parts.

Location is Ojo, Lagos for direct pickup, but we can also Waybill nationwide.

Just a DM away - Shoot me a message

08088731339

Call/WhatsApp
Redmi note 8 pro screen nko

How much
Sports › Re: Jay Jay Okocha Visits The Super Eagles Ahead Of Cote D'ivoire Clash by Joezik(m): 5:25pm On Jan 18, 2024
SharingIsLife:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ieovp_Ngy4?si=l-ARXW0sfllX_1mr

Oh yes! The legend was there yesterday. Why is this not making news? I believe his visit would have fired their morale to an extent that victory is sure.
See the way the boys self dey greet am...na e dey force dem to shake.

No respect.
Culture › Re: Rams Sacrificed Ahead Of Third Mainland Bridge Repair (Photos) by Joezik(m): 7:43pm On Jan 11, 2024
Floky215:
They know far better than you whom the foreign religion have succeeded in brain washing and blinding and they are doing better for themselves..!! grin

They are stepping into and would be disturbing realm and element not there's so need to settle before anything, our people of old know these things and many more hence why they live long.
Story story
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: Garnet PC Games For Sale @ The Cheapest Price (N100 Upwards). by Joezik(m): 3:20am On Jan 10, 2024
wman:
Delivering a 2 TB external hard drive loaded with PC Games to Calabar.
How do you transfer the game ?
Politics › Re: Phase 2 Repair Of The Port-Harcourt Refinery Will Be Completed By Q4, 2024 -Kyar by Joezik(m): 9:41pm On Dec 23, 2023
Computers › Re: Who Sells Laptop On Installment (refer Me) by Joezik(m): 7:36pm On Dec 23, 2023
Yannahowen:
Who sells laptops on installment refer me


Serious people only
Either you are a scammer or what's to be scammed.
Sports › Re: Salah, Osimhen Or Hakimi... Who Deserves CAF 2023 Best Player Award? by Joezik(m): 3:39pm On Dec 11, 2023
abhosts:
The race should be between Osimhen and Hakimi. Osimhen led his team to first league title for Napoli in decades while Hakimi led morocco to the first ever World cup Semi-final for an African team.
He lead when his not captain, how many goals he scored? He followed jor
Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Miraculously Lied To Their Vendors And Customers ..... by Joezik(m): 5:58am On Dec 05, 2023
talktalk4u:
Oga im not into any brand .... I no even they use unaa dead designed for Shitty Africa phone. and Samsung no pay me to fight for them! Let xiaomi sell their product without lying and killing another brands name in the process .
You are still arguing. You have disgrace yourself. A data analyst that doesn't understand terminologies, calculations, or even carry out the necessary steps to be sure that Xiaomi is lying?
You have no evidence Xiaomi is lying, you rely on faulty logic.

Kindly keep quiet and let this group die off.
Computers › Re: New Dell 5406 For Sale (buyer Will Replace The Board) by Joezik(m): 11:03am On Dec 03, 2023
Replace Motherboard, and you wan sell the laptop 180k


Haba.
Phones › Re: How Xiaomi Miraculously Lied To Their Vendors And Customers ..... by Joezik(m): 7:36pm On Dec 01, 2023
perfri:
Lol, ur data analysis still dey learn work. Share sales means the market share xiaomi controls(I.e percentage sold in relation to other phone brands.) While in the annual growth, they calculated the amount it sold this year in relation to the previous year
To cut the story short, Xiaomi did not lie.
So the op no see this or what...

Data analysis prof wey no understand terminologies
Technology Market › Re: Sold!!! Give away price: Hp Laptop With Dedicated Graphics Card For Sale. by Joezik(m): 6:25am On Dec 01, 2023
Price Location, Full picture of the scree and keyboard set up
Technology Market › Re: Core I7 Asus With 2gig Graphics@245k by Joezik(m): 6:29pm On Nov 27, 2023
What's the graphics card boss
Computers › Re: Hp Pavilion Corei5 1terabyte HDD 2gb Dedicated Graphics Foe 165k by Joezik(m): 9:20am On Nov 26, 2023
LogicSense29:
Hp core i5
1TB HDD
8GB RAM
2GB dedicated Graphic
Keyboard light
WiFi
Bluetooth

Amount: 165k

whatsApp and Call 07061608636
Which graphics card?
Computers › Re: My PC Is Malfunctioning by Joezik(m): 11:02pm On Nov 18, 2023
Pray4Nigeria:
Enter into SAFE mode on laptop.
Download the Kaspersky Scanner (not to be installed). Adjust the scan settings and scan the entire PC while in safe mode.

https://www.kaspersky.com/downloads/free-virus-removal-tool

OR

Download the EMISISOFT EMERGENCY KIT, portable file.


https://www.emsisoft.com/en/home/emergency-kit/
Best reply
Technology Market › Re: Core I7 Asus With 2gig Graphics@245k by Joezik(m): 5:13pm On Nov 13, 2023
BensonT:
1tb/8gb/2gig nvidea graphics/keyboardlight/15.6"/6hrs battery back up/Windows10/11+Office.
Watsap/07026360377.
Call/08122933086.
Which graphics card??
Education › Re: TETFUND Unveils BIMS For Tertiary Institution Students by Joezik(m): 6:18am On Nov 09, 2023
afrobadoo:
TETFUND unveils BIMS for tertiary institution students


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/tetfund-unveils-bims-for-tertiary-institution-students/
Launch and abandon na dem sabi
Politics › Re: 2027: We Hope You'll Campaign On Issues And Not Religion - Bayo Onanuga To Obi by Joezik(m): 5:40am On Nov 07, 2023
emkz:
In one breath, he condemned the Office of First Lady for acquiring SUVs; in another breath, he defended Labour Party rep members for collecting SUVs as part of their work.

Peter Obi needs to take a stand and stick with it. He is too inconsistent within minutes!

If he says that Supreme Court did not take cognizance of public opinion and therefore eroded the confidence of the people, does this same opinion hold for the Supreme Court that gave him his mandate as governor under APGA?

Peter Obi is not a sincere politician and a sincere person. By casting aspersions on the Supreme Court judgement, he reveals the same Supreme Court erred in restoring him as governor. Peter Obi took us back in our political evolution, and we hope his likes take the back seat.

Obi is not what Nigeria needs at this time.
Rest. Are you comparing the supreme court of different time frame?? 2007 Vs 2023.
Is it same individual/judge?
Computers › Re: Asus Zenbook by Joezik(m): 4:55pm On Oct 21, 2023
grafixdon:
ASUS ZENBOOK. AMD Ryzen 5 3500U
with Radeon Vega Mobile Gfx
8GB
255HD
FHD Screen
2GB Dedicated Memory

Condition: Used (has some scratches) obviously it doesn't affect the performance.

If you're looking for performing laptop, try get this one. Very fast and rugged. No jokes.

160k (new one is about 600k plus
07030504600
100k....make I go find money...

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