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Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joezik(m): 11:28am On Feb 05, 2023
Who get redmi watch 2 lite strap...

Mine don cut

@genuis43
Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu's Wife Accuse Him Of Manhandling Her, Not Paying School Fees by Joezik(m): 2:37pm On Feb 04, 2023
Modestanewsreel:
Do you understand igbo? I'm sure you don't otherwise you would have understood all he was saying about what he's going to do to her. Or Is it until you see blood or the woman drop dead before you'll believe? Besides YouTube doesn't support violent videos that's why some parts have to be removed. You want make them give me strikes abi? Oshey!!!
You are clearly a wicked person. Did he touch hit her...why are you trying to make us believe he assaulted her ...abi na u be the woman or her pikin??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Argentina Approves High Denomination Bill As Inflation Nears 100% by Joezik(m): 8:04pm On Feb 03, 2023
Politics › Re: They Moved The Exchange Rate From N200 To N800 - Tinubu At Cross-river APC Rally by Joezik(m): 6:13am On Feb 01, 2023
tobb:
I once said it that tinubu is campaigning like an oppositiongrin

He once said to the crowd at akwa ibom to take their pvc and take the government from them," I no understand this statementgrin

Tinubu want to deliver Apc from Apc
He knows Buhari no dey e side
Politics › Re: Eniola Badmus Refers To Tinubu As 'Incoming', Gets Slammed (Photo) by Joezik(m): 8:06pm On Jan 31, 2023
lhordspy:
It is far more dangerous to be around or have disrespectful uncultured pigs as followers on social media. It can be equated to like being box in a cell with violent animals.

What do you expect from group of people who are killing, cannibalising, and beheading themselves just to spite the president, who is in Aso rock with his family drinking quality nunu, with freshly prepared cow meat in a cozy and serene atmosphere.

They are in Lagos, insulting and abusing Tinubu but their parent are in the village relying on half litre of kerosene from the likes of ikpeazu and 500naira as Childbirth token from Ugwuanyi to surivive.
If u have sense , you will know that no one owns Lagos. Lagos is a commercial city right from your colonial master era. Even tinubu is not from Lagos.

Recieve sense
Politics › Re: Tinubu Refers To Atiku As 'Former Senate President' (Video) by Joezik(m): 1:06am On Jan 31, 2023
Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a33aDGyQhgw

The presidential candidate of the APC, Tinubu, has suffered yet another gaffe during the APC presidential campaign rally in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, by calling Atiku Abubakar, a former senate president, instead of vice president.

He said: “Atiku, when we made him the senate president, he sold this and sold that.

“He sold our asset, our commonwealth and he embezzled our party money.

“Everything that we had, he sold it and we became skeletons.

“Atiku didn't care.”
Can this guy campaign without talking about opponent
Technology Market › Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Joezik(m): 5:09pm On Jan 30, 2023
I need redmi watch 2 lite strap....
Phones › Re: Who's Got The Redmi Note 8 Pro by Joezik(m): 1:38pm On Jan 27, 2023
HAPPY Hunting
TV/Movies › Re: I Didn’t Brush, Bath For Days Over ‘Shanty Town’ Role — Chidi Mokeme by Joezik(m): 9:59pm On Jan 26, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
VANGUARD
Dem go just dey over exaggerate ...smoke three packs to change voice haba
Politics › Re: President Buhari Rocks 'Jagaban 2023' Outfit (Pictures) by Joezik(m): 12:06pm On Jan 24, 2023
abc115:
Picture of the Day: Jagaban...We are Absolutely Batified
Lol Buhari look more healthy self than BAT....
Politics › Re: President Buhari Commissioned Largest Rice Mill In Africa In Lagos by Joezik(m): 6:11am On Jan 24, 2023
Realist12:
All I have to say is . If Nigerians like let them vote rubbish and men without antecedents. Lagos economy has been forged on solid road map and will continually grow . It survived 16 year onslaught from the then ruling party PDP , it's still flourishing well as a ruling party.
All we need is visionary leadership that can set a valid road map for the country , not boxers or models.
Buhari has done his best sanitizing our public sector unlike PDP " share the money tenure "
I can't wait to see students loans , credit based economy, regional industrial hubs and ports when Nigerians get it right. Tinubu isn't a promise and fail .
BAT2027 ♾

Meanwhile It's beautiful seeing president Buhari smile . I'm so loving the Banquet showing on TVC right now 😍.
Is the price of things in Lagos different from other states huh?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Lands In Bauchi For APC Presidential Campaign Rally (Pictures) by Joezik(m): 5:55am On Jan 23, 2023
Mynd44:
Campaign
Must dey hold his hand ....everytime
Food › Re: I Went To My Girlfriend’s House And The Mother Served Me This Food by Joezik(m): 5:51am On Jan 23, 2023
E go hard me to eat this food walai
Family › Re: Every Woman Needs A Husband Like This (photo) by Joezik(m): 4:51pm On Jan 14, 2023
siofra:
This is what a man should be like. He must protect his family and stand by his wife no matter what, like Joseph in the Bible did to Mary when she became pregnant.


A true christian man I stan!
Six colleague...WTF

Protect what..an insatiable woman

Taaah... God forbid
Romance › Re: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by Joezik(m): 12:06pm On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....
Bros no start wetin you no fit finish
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Presidency Job Requires Physical, Mental Energy by Joezik(m): 1:23pm On Jan 09, 2023
Alawode01:
#it a pity that you can't comment without abusive words zomebident,the Racey is not for the mighty,says the lord.
There is a difference between stating a fact and insult. Your comparison is silly . FACT
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Presidency Job Requires Physical, Mental Energy by Joezik(m): 4:27pm On Jan 08, 2023
Parachoko:
You're dull

Nah fight them wan go fight for Aso Rock?

Tinubu increase Lagos IGR by more than 100% in just 8 years compared to Obi who only increase Anambra IGR by a mere 18% in 8 years.

I'm not a Yoruba man, but in terms of achievement as Governor, Obi no fit stand beside Tinubu.
REST blind man
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Presidency Job Requires Physical, Mental Energy by Joezik(m): 4:26pm On Jan 08, 2023
Alawode01:
, that is to tell you that is not a matter of your strength to succeed in life endeavors.
Stop making silly comparison.... without the underlying facts
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Presidency Job Requires Physical, Mental Energy by Joezik(m): 8:16am On Jan 08, 2023
Alawode01:
If God can answered Abraham in his old age, God will answer Tinubu, the Racey is not for the mighty.
Now u wan talk truth...so tinubu dey 100 years.

But Tinubu ain't Abraham....REST
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Presidency Job Requires Physical, Mental Energy by Joezik(m): 8:12am On Jan 08, 2023
Parachoko:
How exactly is he the best man for the job? A man without any tangible legacy in Anambra State? Under his tenure, the poverty level double up in Anambra State

Person wey no achieve any tangible thing for Anambra too dey talk grin

https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing

The joke is on you
Rest .... U r in darkness. Vote your choice.

U will definitely reap the result of collecting bribe or using a tribalistic brain ...

Is tinubu betterhuh Person wey someone dey elderly home enjoying the remaining days of his life.
Business › Re: Why New Naira Notes Leave Ink When Rubbed On White Surfaces – MINT by Joezik(m): 7:27am On Jan 08, 2023
tuoyoojo:
This is my take

This new note is not enough and would be unable to replace the old

With the new law of 20,000 max cash withdrawal coming into effect on the 9th of January and the old notes becoming outdated on the 31st , the demand for the new note would surge

This is done to stampede vote buying in Feb, after the election, we may return back to the old note o
Think again ..fake are in circulation looking as original.

Forget those nonsense security measures
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Refuses Help As He Walks Away From Podium Dancing To Buga by Joezik(m): 10:25am On Jan 07, 2023
mycar:
Have you ever wondered why other countries are progressing and we blacks are not, it is purely because of people like you, the wicked and hateful souls that will see black and call it white.
you called it interactive session but no information on questions asked and answers given by him. He met with the youths, what question did they ask him and what answers did he give?
no smoke without a fire, if he was fit, you won't be celebrating his ability to stand on his feet and dance. Your celebration shows that such act is not found in him always.
If he was a kid we would have said that his legs can only get stronger as he learns how to stand on his feet and dance without a support but being an old man, it can only get weaker and worse.
If you can't carry your self, how then can you carry the whole country?
As for me, my house hold and friends, we will vote for the candidate that his legs are strong enough to carry the country and not the one that struggles to carry himself.
On point
Sports › Re: Al-Nassr Fans Chant Cristiano Ronaldo’s Name During Match (Video) by Joezik(m): 4:34am On Jan 03, 2023
DenreleDave:
The man who couldn't win a world Cup in his career has finally lost it....

He went from being tapnaldo to Penaldo, then to failurenaldo and then benchaldo.. Funny enough, them still dey bench am... First 11 of the team he no dey grin grin grin grin

Man shud just retire and accept his Loss.... He was unfortunate to have come in a time where Messi existed.... Sorry failurenaldo, you are just an ewure waiting to be used for Asun, or Isi Ewu grin

MESSI REMAINS THE GOAT..... A MAN DT HAS QON EVERY TROPHY THE GAME HAS TO OFFER...

AVAILABLE FOR SALE
NEW, SEALED & ORIGINAL CLIPPER
PRICE: 5K ( IT IS HIGHER ONLINE, YOU CAN CONFIRM)
LAGOS MAINLAND..
CAL/ WHTSP : ZERO 8 ONE TRIPLE 6 ZERO 5 FOUR 7 1


Lionel Chibuike Amoda Messi just bought one of my clippers... He said he has been looking for this kind of clipper for 15 years but as he saw mine on nairaland, he had to contact me... He paid me 6k.

Cristiano Uche Wasiu Ronaldo also message me and was pricing it at 3k... Stingy man, I didn't sell it to him. My price is 5k firm.. I don't know a whole Ronaldo will be pricing it 3k
undecided undecided
Are you better than himhuh Which cup u don win?

Even Ur village cup u no see..

STOP HATING all in the name of you are a fan of Messi. Don't be a TOXIC FAN
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Nigerians Moved From Frying Pan To Fire Under APC by Joezik(m): 11:17pm On Jan 01, 2023
Adblg0610:
Obasanjo speaks from both sides of the mouth. In 2015 , he called Goodluck Johnathan a clueless President and said that Nigeria was on the precipice. He predicted doom for the nation and couldn’t wait to see the back of GEJ. He was praising Buhari in glowing terms.
In 2019, he supported Atiku against Buhari . Now, fast forward to 2023, he has dumped Atiku and started blowing the trumpet for Peter Obi.
The question is, if Obasanjo is a marketer of a product that is supposed to heal a patient of terminal disease, and he is seen to be this consistently inconsistent , what do you think would happen to his integrity rating among the people?
Obasanjo support Atiku huh?? Where ....
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Angry Over Messi’s Contract, Wants To Leave PSG by Joezik(m): 8:27am On Dec 30, 2022
Keegan:
Messi won World Cup Silver Medal before him.
World cup silver...dey play
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Angry Over Messi’s Contract, Wants To Leave PSG by Joezik(m): 10:04pm On Dec 29, 2022
DenreleDave:
cool cool

Let the stewpid boy leave.. Who cares about him anyways?


For us, it is Messi or nothing.. He is jealous bcoz Messi won the world Cup.. To h3ll with mbappe... Always acting like a kid


I have the device below for sale..

Price is 5k...it is sold for 6500 on Jumia and co..

Lagos mainland

Please patronize me.. Thanks

Zero 8 one triple 6 zero 5 four 7 1

Pic one: the device for sale

Pic 2; patronage from nairaland
Getat Mbappe won world cup before Messi....rest
Family › Re: White SA Mother Loses 5 Kids In Massive Gas Explosion (PICS) by Joezik(m): 8:18pm On Dec 27, 2022
Wagwanbrethren:
“I form the light and create darkness, I make peace and create evil; I, the Lord, do all these things.” (Isaiah 45:7).

This is so bad! (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

Modified:In response to righteousness; if god can do and undo, if he owns and control everything, then why do people blame the devil for any little occurrence? How can you seek mercy from a god who created evil in the first place? (⊙_◎)

Or, how do you pray about something he couldn't prevent in the first place?
From the fall of man...SIN has deprived people of many things.

SIN brought evil. God gave knowledge...but people twisted that knowledge to create gun used to commit murder .


May God have mercy on you.
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Endorses Photoshopped Christmas Photo Of Family (Photos) by Joezik(m):
MALIGNANTGuest:
I'm a Naturalist. I try to be Natural and not influenced by religion and culture because these things were created by Men for Men!

I question every thing I'm told whether through studies or verbally but the facts I see for myself and feel remain resolute.
Just like when I came across in the Holy Bible, how the Ghosts of animals go deep down to mother earth while that of humans go up to God, I smiled and asked myself.." who wrote this part in this Bible". Was it God? The answer is Big No. Who has seen Ghost b4 not to talk of that of animals?

How can a supreme being we are yet to identify now tell u what to write & how are u sure that was actually his voice & not otherwise.

NATURALISTS are realists that believe in what is obtainable in everyday's life and that's why I stand to say that ONE WOMAN can never be enough for a Man, since different men operate different libido and my statement is evidenced-based.
This is like telling a COCK to stick to a Hen or a LION to wed one lioness in Holy matrimony.

Yes! We are the highest in the class of mammals owing to our advanced intelligence but you can't also say other animals are not intelligent in their own ways.
After all, the BIRDS design their nests without your assistance.
ANTS build their homes and partition them too.
SNAILS gather all their meals in rainy reason while hibernating during the dry season.

So, let's appreciate what God has given us, enjoy stocks while they last, for our time on earth is ticking and limited rather than sitting down to brainwash a whole lot of people who can't think for themselves.
Shut up ...you just cough out nonsense. Did you come with manual during your birth to know all this trash .

If one man can't stay with a woman then one woman shouldn't stay with a man...from Ur naturalistic idea.

Keep your thoughts to yourself.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joezik(m): 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2022
Jblaiseboy:
Hello guys...pls my note 9 volume buttons reduces automatically, the volume buttons are sensitive to touch (volume reduces when my hand touches volume buttons without pressing it) . Any solution to this.Thanks.
While my own dey increase sometimes...

Avoid using it .
Politics › Re: Like Tinubu, Peter Obi Delegates Question To His Campaign Team Member(Video) by Joezik(m): 7:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
[quote author=wwwihy post=119326821]Peter Obi copied Tinubu, Delegated Questions to Members of Campaign Team

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhZqtT0L2Tc



[/quote]Are u not ashamed of urself ....cut and edit video just to derail people. You are like your father the DEVIL. Bunch of liars
Celebrities › Re: Ronaldo Congratulates Messi For Winning The 2022 World Cup by Joezik(m): 10:50pm On Dec 18, 2022
AcuraZDX:
Oya oo. Una goat don congratulate our GOAT. grin

Pendu, sorry Ronaldo fans, it's not too late to do yours oo.

Congrats to the King of Football!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmUi3RMOqVa/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Nonsense yet e no Congratulate benzema when e win ballor
Politics › Re: "Hold Us Responsible": Peter Obi Assures Nigerians Of Tackling Insecurity by Joezik(m): 3:42am On Dec 07, 2022
Sannisege:
I’ll believe Obi when he can campaign in Anambra on a Monday
Thrash...

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