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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Whatsapp Group Chat For (digital, Comic And Creative Artists) by joff2(op): 11:03am On Nov 11, 2017
Done
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Bad Things Happen To Christains? by joff2(op): 6:15pm On Nov 03, 2017
Yeah... but why Christians?? That's what this thread is all about?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Whatsapp Group Chat For (digital, Comic And Creative Artists) by joff2(op): 11:06pm On Oct 28, 2017
Done!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Whatsapp Group Chat For (digital, Comic And Creative Artists) by joff2(op): 12:21am On Oct 21, 2017
Done
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Whatsapp Group Chat For (digital, Comic And Creative Artists) by joff2(op): 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2017
kingkunta1:
08031920417
Quote me when you get it
Art, Graphics & VideoWhatsapp Group Chat For (digital, Comic And Creative Artists) by joff2(op): 10:45am On Oct 16, 2017
Are you good in Drawing? Either with a PC tablet, hand or whatever? Join a WhatsApp community that supports and shares artistic ideas and concepts.

There's a lot to learn and share...
You can also promote your art work!

Drop your Phone or Send me a PM and I'll add you up!
RomanceRe: Exchange Of Spirit During Sex! (A MUST READ!) by joff2(op): 12:15pm On Oct 04, 2017
bayocanny:
@Op, have seen this movies before..the title is EXCELLENT SPIRIT.
Tell me about it?
RomanceExchange Of Spirit During Sex! (A MUST READ!) by joff2(op): 10:30pm On Oct 03, 2017
I have always known that there is exchange of spirits during sex and God's spirit in us leaves when it's being done.

CONFESSION OF A FIRST CLASS GRADUATE
It was an unforgettable sexual intercourse with my girlfriend.

As I stood up from her and was putting on my boxer, something strange happened that has never happened in all my sexual adventure.

Right there in the room, like in a trance, I saw an image like my self walked out of my body.
I was so scared as the image bowed his head and was walking backward to the door.

I screamed, I shouted, I was shivering seriously.
My girlfriend stood up and was asking me what is wrong with me.

She shouted that I should keep quiet, but, No! I kept shouting as I saw like myself walking away from me.
To my surprise, I kept on telling my girl friend to look at this image and she said, she could not see anything.
I became terrified.

It was like I was in the oven, at the same time, it was as if I was in a cold room.

I watched the image walked backward to the door & when it got to the door, it turned to go out of the door, as I watched the back of this image, I saw an inscription written on it ' EXCELLENT SPIRIT'.

I screamed and shouted because, though I am not a serious Christian, but I know what it means to have an excellent spirit and to lose it.

I have been leading the whole department in my school.

Lecturers consult me privately to explain some hard topics.

I was a genius. It is this brilliance and handsomeness that made me the desire of most ladies on campus.
While I was crying and weeping bitterly, my girlfriend bursted into serious laugher.

I was asking her why the laughter, and she said, you are Number 5. I will get the remaining 5 to make 10.
I asked her to explain what she meant, she just laughed harder.

She carried her bag and walked out of my room and said, 'enjoy your shadow'.

Till today, I can't trace this lady. I have tried looking for her, I can't find her. Right from that day, I knew I became empty. I have the best result in my department, but no destiny results to show for it sir.

I lost something that day, I knew I lost it.

I have been praying and asking the Lord for restoration.
Atimes, I feel like I am so empty. I wished that sex never happened or never happened between me and that lady.

I lost excellent spirit!

This was a confession of a guy to me some years ago.
He wept bitterly in my office. I could not comfort him.

He graduated as the best student in his department but if you see him at that time, you will never believe he went to school.

Dear precious one, there is something deep about sex! I know some will read this and scorn it. You only know yourself, you don't know the person you want to have that sex with.

Are there no thousands of people who have lost their own ' excellent spirit' too just because of 10 mins sexual pleasure.

Flee fornication!

Flee adultery!

One round of sex is enough to round off your glorious destiny.

Enjoy sex with your spouse only!

Singles, wait!

You won't die.

Wait.

Before you remove your pant for that guy /lady to commit fornication, think!

Rule your desire or ruin your destiny.

I am warned!

You are warned!

Thanks for reading.This was sent to me by someone and I feel it is important to let people to know about this and be careful because the devil has released so many of His agents going about doing the same thing especially to those with excellent spirit, the genius. Open your eyesooo.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Shalom!

Christianity EtcWhy Do Bad Things Happen To Christains? by joff2(op): 7:55pm On Sep 30, 2017
Why Do Bad Things Happen To Christains? The answer is simple, because God loves us. Weird right? First off, I should state that we do not exist for us but too share his Grace and Love.
God understands the nature of Man and we Humans beings have the tendency to devaluelize the things given to us especially when in abundance. God knows that when he showers his blessings on us, we eventually reach a point where we wouldn't appreciate as much as we ought to and that would make us lose our reverance for him. Imagine giving your own children​ everything they ask for without any limitations? Wouldn't​ they get spoilt eventually.
Hebrews 12:6 Says "Because the Lord disciplines those he loves, and punishes everyone he accepts as a son." God loves us so much that he doesn't want us to perish by having that feeling of contempt so he sends us challenges and hardships for a short while.
When you lose something you once had, you cherish it more - This is a typical human characteristic. When this period of hardships fades away, we feel inclined to love God more and appreciate his grace.
Your triumph and testimony from hard times will not also inspire you but also the people around you. So dear brothers and sisters, when you are going through a tough time, first of all have in mind that it is temporary and God is trying to strengthen your love for him so you do not lose sight of his.

Christianity EtcRe: What Has Changed About You Ever Since You Received The Holy Spirit? by joff2(m): 9:53pm On Sep 14, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
another proof I don't need any imaginary spirit, I'm already experiencing these things without a spiritual friend
Every Christian needs the Holy Spirit. It's impossible to serve God without it.

But everybody experiences a greater manifestation in a different manner. It more like fixes your flaws. Inferiority and shyness was mine!
Christianity EtcRe: What Has Changed About You Ever Since You Received The Holy Spirit? by joff2(m): 9:36pm On Sep 14, 2017
mrphysics:
I expected to see some of your sins you have stopped.
Hahaha! Sin still comes occasionally but the Holy Spirit will prompt you immediately to confess it and ask for forgiveness! smiley
Christianity EtcRe: What Has Changed About You Ever Since You Received The Holy Spirit? by joff2(m): 9:34pm On Sep 14, 2017
Defcon1:
Please, can you share how you encountered the holy spirit, the things you felt inside you that convinced you it was the spirit at work.
I really want to be like the new you.
Thanks.
When you become a born again you automatically receive the Holy Spirit! As you draw closer to God (renewal of mind) you begin to experience more manifestation of the Holy spirit. This manifestation becomes greater the more devout and dedicated you get!

When I got closer to God, I started experiencing things I've never felt before (knowing things that were just too much of a confidence). All of a sudden, I was much more courageous.

All my life I've been careful when speaking about the Holy spirit (Because blasphemy against the Spirit is unforgivable) but over the past events, I've been so convinced it is well.
Christianity EtcRe: Let's Help You Build Your Church Website. by joff2(m): 2:20am On Sep 08, 2017
How much?
Christianity EtcRe: What Has Changed About You Ever Since You Received The Holy Spirit? by joff2(m): 2:09am On Sep 08, 2017
I give glory to God...

Eversince I started experiencing the Holy Spirit; I've noticed a lot of changes

1. I have more courage and confidence in myself
2. Thoughts of inferiority has been miltigated
3. I have receive knowledge and wisdom on life in general (how to go about thing etc)
4. I experience some supernatural events once in a while.

grin grin God is Good!
I hope for greater manifestation of the Holy Spirit!
Christianity EtcRe: "Satan Delivered Islam To Muhammad And Following Islam Will Lead You To Hell" by joff2(m):
I remaining baffled when people compare "Christainity" and "Islam".

First off;
Claim: Christainity originated from Jesus Christ who is the Son of God (SON OF GOD) and Islam was founded by a man. To compare further, Jesus Christ died and resurrected. Muhammad died and stayed dead.

Teaching: Christainity emphasis more of LOVE. As a Matter of fact, that's the foundation. Jesus told his disciples to love everyone as he had love them. He instructed us to love and pray for people who hurt and hate us (forget divinity and let's use our heads here; isn't this teaching just based on just pure goodness). So how can the devil be using Christainity as a ploy?

I don't know about Islam teachings but the fact it incites a lot of violence makes me wonder. Why would there be "35 commands to kill"...?

Whether Christainity or Islam is true or not, you all should keep in mind that violence and hatred, glorfies the Devil....he feeds on them!

Let's be honest with each other, Christains has been persecuted the most throughout history Because the Devil hates it. He has declared war against it and he wants to keep a lot of people from it.


Open your minds...
TV/MoviesAvengers: Infinity War! Featuring The Guardians Of The Galaxy by joff2(op): 1:11am On Aug 23, 2017
Avengers: Infinity War is an upcoming American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team the Avengers, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is intended to be the sequel to 2012's Marvel's The Avengers and 2015's Avengers: Age of Ultron and the nineteenth film installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c5/Avengers_Infinity_War_logo_update.jpg/qlow-220px-Avengers_Infinity_War_logo_update.jpg

We all know this movie is going to be the biggest and the baddest super hero movie of all time. I myself, I'm so psyched to see what they can actually do with These huge roaster of characters. We have the Avengers, Spiderman and Characters from the Guardians of the Galaxy all in one movie...

And Also...
THANOS
Yes! Thanos is coming. They've been showing him in previous movies and he is said to be the biggest and baddest Villian in the MCU!

But there are a lot of things to talk about here?
1. There's speculation of the movie involving Agents of Shield and Marvel's Defenders Characters..I'm not sure tho! huh
2. Will Thor and the Hulk be included? Judging from the events of Thor; Ragnorok! I doubt their involvement in the movie.
3. The Infinity Stones? The story is centered around it. huh
4. Captain Marvel! Which is a she. We know that she has her seperate movie coming up next year, but rumour has it that she might be present in the coming Infinity war movies.
Jokes EtcRe: Share Your Funny Bank Experiences​! by joff2(op):
Well I don't know if I this is actually funny but I've been staying/schooling in Ghana for a while now.

One day my parents sent me money (5k or so). I was so happy because I was super broke. I go to the ATM an realised the money couldn't come out because of charges.

So I tried 4.5....4k....3.5k....3k
And lastly 2k came out in Ghana Cedis equivalence

My hopes were dashed against the pavement... cry
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Supernatural Experiences by joff2(op): 12:44am On Aug 23, 2017
Well this happen a very long time ago, I woke up around 6am one morning in the room where I and my siblings slept. I went to the living room to get the drawings I had been working on the previous night.

I was positive that I was the only one awake at that time. But while I was gathering my Drawings from the ground, I looked back at the door and I saw the hem of a white dress exit the room. Someone or something was following me and for some reasons, was able to know when I was going to look back.
I quickly and bravely followed it, hoping to catch the sibling that was Stalking or was trying to scare me.

But to my surprise, I got to the room to find everyone still sleeping, but I didn't get utterly terrified until I discovered, no one was wearing white or even had any white sheets."Oh Boy!" I almost soiled myself in fear from that realisation.

I still don't know what that thing could have been. When I told my parents they said it could have been my guardian angel, Because we are a very typical Christian family. But why was I able to see it at that moment. It didn't make any sense.
RomancePost A Romantic Experience (no Sex!) by joff2(op): 12:25am On Aug 23, 2017
Post one of your most romantic experience. Please no sex experiences. There's already a lot of that already. Thanks and have fun.

This is mine

We had stayed up for hours and hours, talking about about serval things. We never really spoke about "us" but every detail of the conversation seemed to draw us closer, every gist made us intriguing.
We were both facing the ceiling as we conversed and we had slowly but unconsciously moved our bodies closer to each other, we eventually got so close that her shoulders began to overlap mine.
Not long after, the conversation ran dry, it was quiet but not uncomfortable, it was "beautiful silence".
I turned towards her and ran my hands​ down her hair, stroking it as I gazed at into her eyes, "You and this your sturborn hair" I said in a teasing voice. "Leave my hair alone joor" she retorted right before giving a propitious smile. My gaze had broken the staring contest when it wandered off to her chin, and it was obvious.
At that moment, my mind could barely disregard the notion of kissing her, as though she knew what I was thinking, she gently licked her lips. "Oh! Shit, I'm doing this", that was the unceremonious thought that raced through my head. I began to leaned forward and she gracefully positioned her face towards mine. The image of her face slowly disappeared as I closed my eyes. The next thing I felt was my lower lip graze her upper, the kiss had gracefully intiated. Her lips were soft and warm, I wanted to be here forever. I stretched my hand across her, searching for her stranded left hand, I intertwined my fingers in hers. I thought it was romantic, was it? I had no idea.
My face finally went down her neck, with more kisses, she let out a soft sigh when my lips traced an arch as I traveled from her left neck, down her chest and to her right neck.
I didn't want to ruin the moment by losing control, so I brought the session to a close as i returned to her lips. I pulled away to my original position without getting her face out of my sight. At this point, the laptop had gone into hibernation because earlier, I had to keep touching the trackpad so as to keep the room illuminated. It was now dark and more quiet than ever, but even in the pitch blackness, I could still see her face. It looked like she was smiling, I was'nt sure. Her pupils were moist and kept reflecting multiple fractions​ of light, they​ were the only things conspicuous to my view and they were beautiful.
The excitement began to fade away quickly and between searching for anything reasonable, my mind kept getting circulated with thoughts like "What did you just do" or "You slowpoke, you've ruined everything". I started getting scared, I searched for something to say, something that would either justify or dismiss what just happened. But then again, her mind reading powress had kicked in again and she layed her head gently against my chest, a gesture proving that she was comfortable with what just happened. "How did she know what I was thinking" I asked myself. At this point, my heart was racing faster than ever in the events of that night. She could feel it, my heart pounding against chest. It began to attenuate shortly after, I felt better. The night began to feel like a fairly tale, and it was most definitely the only fairytale that would happen to me in Life time.
RomanceRe: Five Must Have Priorities A Man Must Posses To Attract A Classic Woman by joff2(m): 12:07am On Aug 22, 2017
CONFIDENCE
CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga: "The Gay Law In Nigeria Is Stupid" by joff2(m): 1:27am On Aug 08, 2017
My opinion on homosexuality is this. It's as wrong as fornication and pedophiling. But when you really think about it, It goes against the natural order for sexual relationships. Looking at our bodies, a man and man/woman and woman where never intended to procreate, it can't just work. It's unlawful Because Nigeria is an country that still upholds the ethics of religion and tradition .


There's this joke about a gay couple that adopted a child after three years of being barren! grin
RomanceRe: Here Are 3 Reasons Why Girls Keep Friendzoning You- Number 3 Will Shock You. by joff2(m): 1:17am On Aug 08, 2017
On the second reason, I'd always like to think that some girls find it difficult to initiate ( chats, talks and calls) when they are interested in you (especially introverts) and it might not necessary mean they are friend zoning you!

What do you think?
Christianity EtcShare Your Supernatural Experiences by joff2(op): 2:34am On Jul 13, 2017
Wether it's spirits, ghosts, witches or charms! Most of us Nigerians have experience the unimaginable!

https://media.galaxant.com/000/120/164/tumblrnh9wqfqgxj1su4km9o1500.gif

Share your supernatural experiences/encounters here
TV/MoviesRe: What's The Most Ridiculously Titled Movie You've Ever Watched?? Photos. by joff2(m): 2:16am On Jul 13, 2017
This thread is killing me!

PoliticsRe: Lagos Officials Clear Blocked Drainage To Control Flooding In Lekki (pics) by joff2(m): 1:49am On Jul 13, 2017
Raining season!? They should have done all this before hand undecided lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcShare Your Funny Bank Experiences​! by joff2(op): 12:20pm On Jul 12, 2017
A lot of drama happens at the bank/ATM especially for first timers..

Share your funny Bank experience grin grin shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus' Skin Color Matters by joff2(m): 2:02am On Jul 12, 2017
First off, it doesn't really matter what colour of skin he had. But as Christains, it's fundamental we believe Jesus Christ came to earth in a human form and this inturn incites questions like race and appearances. In my own discernment, Jesus was born to a Jewish lineage. People know to be of the Semetic race, which is characterised as white skin and black hair! So I can't possibly phantom where the black skin would be coming from?
RomanceRe: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by joff2(m): 12:28am On Jul 04, 2017
Haven't really done much but I once work up 3:51Am to text her How I felt about her, she loved it when she saw the next morning. Wish I could say it all ended well cry
RomanceRe: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by joff2(m): 12:24am On Jul 04, 2017
megrimor:
I think op is homophobic
Huh? Im confused! Homophobia is the fear of" homosexuality" what does that have to do with anything? huh

Haven't really done much but I once work up 3:51Am to text her How I felt about her, she loved it when she saw the next morning. Wish I could say it all ended well cry
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by joff2(m): 11:52pm On Jul 03, 2017
The only reason I like this thread is because it gives you the idea; that sometimes you have to know when you have something you wouldn't want to lose. Learn how to cherish and value what you have, while you have. I see it as a personal mott, not to regret things like this and it always gives me the incentive to appreciate the people in my life.

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