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Science/Technology / Re: What Would Happen If There Were No Moon? (Photos) by Johel(m): 6:35pm On May 03
Odewaleadesoye:


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The night would be black that no one would be able to see anything...same with day time if no sun.
Business / Re: Opay Clarifies New CBN Directive, Reassures Customers Funds Are Secure by Johel(m): 5:52am On May 01
Coronavirus123:
This clueless govt should tackle insecurity and provide regular power supply as this will encourage but farmer and producers and watch how inflation will reduce drastically and Naira will continue to appreciate against the dollar not some stupid coastal highway to siphon money.


As simple as that bro...shows how old and clueless they all are.
Politics / Re: Six Nigerian Army Personnel Killed In Ambush By Terrorists In Niger State by Johel(m): 8:32am On Apr 22
Crime / Re: Emmanuel Okocha: Police Corporal Arrested For Killing Aba Biz Man At Checkpoint by Johel(m): 8:32am On Apr 22
jmoore:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/police-corporal-in-custody-for-killing-aba-biz-man-at-checkpoint/


And some useless Nigerians will still support the police, people that are meant to protect, save lives and properties are the once ending people's lives...It'll never be well with APC government and its supporters. Na hunger go kill una mama.

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by Johel(m): 6:25am On Apr 20
Sultty:
No. ur mama is our president, while u are the vice of useless Nigerians


My mama no be Remi Tinubu, first lady of uselessness
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by Johel(m): 6:24am On Apr 20
Sultty:
*yawn* u dull


Your mama dull
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by Johel(m): 5:01pm On Apr 18
Sultty:
No. ur mama is our president, while u are the vice of useless Nigerians

Dey play... earthworm.
Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by Johel(m): 2:40pm On Apr 18
Sapasenator:


It's not a sin. It is a sin to bring a child into this world unprepared. Some people even prefer not to be born. Get a good doctor and abort safely.

Forget all those useless emotional blackmail, it works on people with weak minds.


Tbh, I wish I was never born into this evil and wasteful world.
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by Johel(m): 8:35am On Apr 18
TunezTV:
During an interview with Jasiri Korra admitted to having commitment issues and even spoke about cheating on her husband.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rHegJDMRJc




Nigerians hail useless people because most Nigerians are actually useless, and that's why the country is useless... useless president, useless government, useless citizens, excluding me and my mama sha...lol grin grin

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Politics / Re: Electricity Consumers Decry Low Supply As DisCos Prioritise Band A by Johel(m): 6:35am On Apr 17
nlfpmod:


https://dailytrust.com/consumers-decry-low-supply-as-discos-prioritise-band-a/


I curse the day I was born into the world's most useless country.
Family / Re: I Don't Care Neighbours by Johel(m): 2:31am On Apr 10
Mumben:
I saw a post on Facebook days back talking about experiences of people living in some neighborhood especially some estates in Abuja and everybody's I don't care attitude towards their neighbor and I thought to bring the topic here for your contributions.

A particular guys experience made me feel bad. He said he escorted his girlfriend who had come to visit him to the bus stop to board a taxi home. On getting to his compound gate, he knocked and knocked but no one came to open the gate even though he could see them through the small opening on the gate. Unfortunately for him, his phone was in his apartment and his girlfriend's family were calling him to inform him that the girl had an accident on her way home.

Las Las, he had to pass the night at a friend's place with only boxers and singlet he was putting on. On getting to his house Early the next morning, he saw a lot of mixed calls from the girls family, he called back and tried to explain but they didn't want to hear. He packed out of the compound one week later as he couldn't come to terms with the fact that his neighbours could be so mean.

Personally, I can't relate because some years ago in our former compound, I was in labour and my husband was not around, he called our landlord and he drove me in his car to the hospital. May God continue to bless him, he is such a good man


Share your experiences with I Don't Care kind of neighbours


They wanted to try that "I don't care" stuff with me, Omo, I almost broke the gate lock, them run come out, and I faced all of them accordingly....I hate rubbish.

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Events / Re: Fear Of EFCC: Man Seen Handing Bride Money Instead Of Spraying At Wedding by Johel(m): 6:18am On Apr 09
NairaOcean:
At a recent wedding reception in Nigeria, a peculiar sight caught the attention of guests and has since gone viral on social media. Instead of the usual tradition of spraying money on the celebrant, a Nigerian man was captured on video discreetly handing over a wad of cash directly into the bride's hand. shocked

This shift in the customary practice of 'spraying money' at celebratory events has been attributed to the fear instilled by recent actions taken by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). The EFCC has been cracking down on what they term "naira abuse," which includes extravagant displays of cash at public gatherings.

The video surfaced just days after the highly publicized arrest of Nigerian cross-dresser and social media personality, Bobrisky, by the EFCC. Bobrisky, known for his lavish lifestyle showcased on social media, was apprehended for alleged financial crimes, sending ripples through Nigeria's social media sphere.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0v_rbwNKYE




Simply request for her details and send money to her, people too like drama
Religion / Re: I’m Nothing, But Don’t Mock My God,’ Adeboye Cautions Critics by Johel(m): 4:39pm On Apr 07
Religion / Re: RCCG Has Over 200,000 Pastors In Nigeria — Adeboye by Johel(m): 8:57am On Apr 07
Nairaland / General / Re: Based on your birth year, which of these generational groups do you belong? by Johel(m): 8:55am On Apr 07
Toks2008:
Generations are typically categorized based on shared birth years and common life experiences. While there can be variations and overlap, here are some commonly recognized generations:

1. Silent Generation (The Builders): Born roughly between 1928 and 1945, the Silent Generation came of age during a period marked by significant global events like World War II and the Great Depression. They grew up in an era of economic hardship, instilling in them values of frugality, resilience, and a strong work ethic. As they matured, many became known for their traditional values, respect for authority, and commitment to duty.

2. Baby Boomers: Born approximately between 1946 and 1964, Baby Boomers represent a demographic surge following World War II. They grew up during a time of unprecedented prosperity and social change. Boomers witnessed and participated in significant cultural movements such as the civil rights era, the feminist movement, the counterculture of the 1960s, and the rise of television as a dominant cultural force. Their experiences shaped values of individualism, ambition, and social activism.

3. Generation X: Born roughly between 1965 and 1980, Generation X came of age in a period of economic uncertainty and social upheaval. They were the first generation to embrace technology as it rapidly evolved, witnessing the advent of personal computers, the internet, and mobile communication. Growing up in an era of shifting family structures, many Gen Xers value independence, adaptability, and scepticism toward institutions.

4. Millennials (Generation Y): Born approximately between 1981 and 1996, Millennials are characterized by their immersion in digital technology and globalization. They witnessed the rise of the internet, social media, and mobile devices, which profoundly influenced their communication styles and worldview. Millennials value diversity, collaboration, and work-life balance. They are often portrayed as socially conscious and environmentally aware, seeking purpose and fulfilment in their careers and personal lives.

5.Generation Z (Zoomers): Born roughly between 1997 and 2012, Generation Z is the first cohort to grow up entirely in the digital age. They are digital natives who are fluent in technology and social media platforms. Raised in an era of rapid change and global connectivity, Zoomers are known for their entrepreneurial spirit, social activism, and concern for social justice and environmental issues.

6.Generation Alpha: Born from 2013 onwards, Generation Alpha includes the children of Millennials and Generation Z. While still young, they are growing up in an increasingly connected and diverse world. Generation Alpha is expected to be highly technologically savvy, creative, and adaptable to change.

These generational labels are often used to analyse social trends, consumer behaviour, and cultural shifts, but it's important to remember that individuals within each generation are diverse and may not fit neatly into stereotypes. Additionally, definitions and boundaries of generations may vary depending on cultural and regional factors.



Generation Y....Are the real OGs
Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Johel(m): 8:52am On Apr 07
EreluRoz:
I used to be a staunch church goer but gradually lost interest and always find one excuse or the other not to attend church service.

I actually lost interest when a certain young pastor was on my neck to date him, so it got to a point I had to stop attending service and ever since I've not been able to pick up.

How do I reawaken the zeal?



No need to reawaken...God is saving you from fake pastors and corrupt churches, stay home and acknowledge the maker.

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TV/Movies / Re: Should I Return This Tv... 1.1m Wasted by Johel(m): 8:49pm On Mar 28
Crafteck1:
I got this tv from their dealer, the bleeding edge is killing me, is this the way its meant to be or is it that ive been spoilt by Samsung qled that i used before it got spoilt. Its 75 inches hisense a7k series, i can live with its slow response to remote but this black isnt blackkkkk..


Hisense TVs are good, perhaps, it's a faulty tv or adjust the settings, put picture to "dynamic" and use HDMI connectivity.

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TV/Movies / Re: Should I Return This Tv... 1.1m Wasted by Johel(m): 8:48pm On Mar 28
Rickmann:


Una too get wahala for this country.
For this hard economy, you still carry 1million go buy nonsense.


Is it your money?
Politics / Re: Bloodbath As Hausa, Fulani Clash In Sokoto by Johel(m): 8:38am On Mar 26
NLCreator:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/25/four-persons-killed-hausa-fulani-communities-clash-nigerias-sokoto-state


Very good, they should continue killing themselves, they are useless to Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Kano Emir Welcomes Peter Obi To His Palace (Photos) by Johel(m): 8:37am On Mar 26
YinkaOlusesi16:
Peter Obi is now MTN, Everywhere you go.


Yes, but your president is an handicap.
Travel / Re: Woman Dies After Being Hit By 22-Year-Old Driver In Lagos by Johel(m): 6:14pm On Mar 25
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Reacts To A Video Of Youths ‘chilling’ At A Betting Shop In Owerri by Johel(m): 8:43am On Mar 24
DanArewaci:
Singer Seun Kuti reacts to a video of ambitious youths ‘chilling’ at a betting centre in Owerri, Imo State


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIO_eEPY4Mk?si=D0Bfvb8uCu_Bq2mM


Yeah, Seun Kuti made sense
Health / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by Johel(m): 8:41am On Mar 24
Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!





I can help you remove it, we'll be ₦280milliion richer if you'll pay attention.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by Johel(m): 8:39am On Mar 24
nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLvgNFV4eks&t=30s


Pastor Chris has made enough money, he should stop televising these action scenes.

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Sports / Re: These Pictures Is An Indication That All Is Not Well With Nigeria. by Johel(m): 8:37am On Mar 24
God1000:
Just look at what the youths of this country are doing to survive this hardship, they've resorted to reckless betting.

Some of them are graduates without jobs, they are tired and frustrated.


These boys are like some of the agbadorians on NL, they will be quick to say nonsense about Peter Obi, yet their lives dey spoil dey go...no pity, Na hunger go kill una mama, aje.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by Johel(m): 8:34am On Mar 24
Walai:
The way wailers take dey rush front page like palliative agbado rice this days dey shock me. undecided


Check them, they're all useless,just coming here to masturbate on Peter Obi's news and make silly comments to console themselves.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by Johel(m): 8:33am On Mar 24
Obakoolex:
grin Otunba Lamba on the beat again.

This new romance with Muslims don dey vex obidents o


But your president dey knack your papa with inflation and hardship...I hope you don chop today sha,make hunger for no kill your papa.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by Johel(m): 8:31am On Mar 24
Arobaga:



Seun suppose fix boxing match for some of us here outside Nairaland make we commot some of una teeth




Which one be obidients hate Muslims?




Nobody hates any Muslim na their killings and massacre nobody like


If you see most of them face to face, they're most looking ugly, broke and dirty, they will do 200mb and run to say all sorts of nonsense about Peter Obi on this stupid forum called nairaland, well, even Seun himself is no different from these pests and parasites.

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