₦airaland Forum

derico:
Anytime you do the test and hear negative, you'll always swear that you will never have unprotected sex again.
Your dikk now has higher value.

That's how I do see myself.
I become selective with the kind of ladies I mingle with.

HIV no dey show for select ladies face.

gulfer:
Invested a lot in bank shares years back and I can't lay a hand on any tangible earnings apart from the few cheques of dividends sent to me. Stick trading in Nigeria is not for the lillylivered ones. When most of those banks and companies shares got rebased, the shares became worthless as they shrunk in numbers Many of my friends lost huge amounts , mine was limited because I was not totally sold on the idea of heavily investing in shares

Please, I want to know if you in anyway invested in the above mentioned companies and what was your experience with these particular ones?

Facts.

You see all these other big name food brands.

They are nothing to write home about when it comes to their expensive tasteless foods.

Okeytech:
I've caught my wife cheating more than 3 times but I forgave her. There was a time I caught her sending nude to someone and I still forgave her. After that I still caught her cheating again but right now I'm finding it to forgive but she's still in my house, it keep ringing in my head everyday.

At this point I honestly wanna send her packing. What do you think guys? I wouldnt say I'm a saint. I've cheated before and she has caught me severally in the past too but that was in the past which i've stopped like 4 years ago.

Women cheating on a man is not the same as a man cheating on a woman.

Although, I do not condone your cheating but you must understand that once a woman decides to cheat on you.

There is no going back unlike you the man. Once, she cheats on you the man. You have lost her forever. She can never be the same with you again. If her love was 100% with you. It is now reduced to 20% and this can’t be undone no matter how much you all reconcile so if your wife cheats on you.

Don’t hurt her but don’t take her back. She has made her choice.

Day169:
It makes no sense at all, almost amounting to the legendary sleaze and corruption the civil service is reputed for (disrepute actually).
Let's break it down. A monthly expenditure of 20 million naira on electricity amounts to about 650k daily. If they're supplied with only 3 hours of power every day, then that's 220k per hour. Haba!
Furthermore, 80k litres of diesel in a month is about a hundred million naira every month for 24 hours power? It just doesn't add up to me.

Man is busy siphoning funds and acting like he is working.

VinnyBaba:
Lols
If you are close to Children, even at 9,10 years of age,
They will tell you things about their parents.

One Girl of 10 years old then, told me that her Father 'hand of Eba big ehn'.

What is “hand of Eba”?!

Elzazzi:
$20k na nothing to kidwaya. That dude literally flies private jets all time. His dad already paved the way for him. So money isn't his problem.

What’s his dad into?!

OriOko88:
I will repent ohh.

I see no reason why a man who's in his 70s or 80s will go to hell fire. By the time a person gets to that age, he shud only seek the face of God and reconcile with his creator. His only focus at that age is heaven cos wats there to achieve again in this life at over 80.

May God grants me good health to reach 80 years so I can repent and reconcile with Jesus and do away with the things of this evil world.

But at this age I am, there's no way I won't commit some lil sins as a Nigerian,cos this country is evil. May God have mercy on me

See full-fledged philosophy of the devil.
Sounds so good that if you follow this.
One will never repent till one dies before 80.

What if one don’t make it to 80?!

Hushpuppy20:
Very correct. Several Satanists and aggrieved people have tried it in the past, but they ended up spreading the Word even more.

But you overzealous religious people are the ones getting other people upset. Religion is personal, so let people be. Don’t enter buses and start preaching to people who are on their way to work and are mentally analysing and planning for the day’s work. Stop listing people who are going to Heaven and Hell, your father has not been there before.


Stop going in front of people’s houses to preach and scream on megaphones, if you try that in front of my house, I will break your head and lock you up at the police station headed by a Fulani Muslim fanatic to make sure that you don’t get medical attention. Jesus nor HIS disciples didn’t go about infringing on other people’s rights

Have you broken the heads of all the imams heading the mosque blaring their 5 times a day prayer close to your house?!

Emeskhalifa:
If you were owing Airtel as of the time you did the data, you wont receive the data.

Let's say you are owing Airtel either 100 naira worth of airtime or data and you decided to do 10k data elsewhere, they will hold the 10k.

Call Airtel customer service on 300 to hear from them.

Clubkonnect, is that you?!

EKOMADENG:
Can anyone please beg @clubkonnect to please refund my N4839. I paid for 13gig data since 27th march, till now I haven't been credited.

You have being scammed by these “cheap” data allowance selling thieves on Nairaland.

The funny thing is they have being on Nairaland for so long scamming people.

Ennyholla247:
Everyone who wants to travel through agent should be careful and be aware of a certain agent, Fadekemi Adefemi Shodipo and her husband DAMILARE SHODIPO who are presently on the run cus she obtained money from seven different families in ibadan which amount to the tune of 27 million naira. She promised to process visa for them and as at February 2025 she blocked them all and sold everything in her home before packing out, her agency name is Deekemi's consult. Investigation revealed this is her pattern of business and have other victims before relocating and encountering this new ones so please be careful and if you sight them anywhere you can text this number on whatsapp +234 905 195 6919.

There are many others like this couple scamming fake visa agents out there.

That was how some years back Iike 8years.

Chinedu and I were scammed by one Gift Okafor and her husband, Kingsley.

Anunakeeh:
I agree with you on your assertions.

You sound like old money. I mean part of the people who made fortune when things were still working in the country.

In as much as i don't like nigerians too but do you know you also share in this rots and blame too? God go can never forgive most wealthy and rich people in nigeria because most of you are all part of the rots due to the dubious ways most of you achieved your fortunes.

Most Nigerians do not Treat Most Nigerians well thus the rots and menace in the country.

You sound like a broken record of rich people hating blah blah blah.

Go do something with your life. Rich people are not the cause of your predicament.

Anunakeeh:
You took loan bla bla bla

Can you swore with your life that you have never done one or two manipulation while you were working for someone??

The country rots is deep and dated back to the early days of the country. The country is purely built on deceit and wickedness.

So basically you are one of these manipulative employees who steal and justify your thefts with the “fact” that everyone is and was a thief like you.

DomPerignon:
Says the Jubrilist.

Did you not believe that Buhari was cloned and a Sudanese named Jubril was holding forth?

I still repeat. They count you too as a human being with good thinking faculty too?!

DomPerignon:
.They invited the Senator to ambush and shame him over Natasha rubbish but the man fired back.

The Senator represents Kogi East senatorial zone and he and another senator representing Kogi west had apologised to the Senate over Natasha's outbursts in the senate and her later false accusation of sexual harasmment against the Senate President.

From the siting arrangement , you can see that Oby occupies a central position showing this wasn't a Senate committee as Oby isn't a Senator . Rather this was one arranged session organised by Oby and whatever cashvitist movement she has going on. The Senator was invited to provide insight into Natasha's suspension but from all indications , it was an ambush meant to lash against him and the entire Senate but he fought back.

That's the only way to respond to people like Oby who thrive in ambush tactics.

As for this Oby, she and Natasha have ties to Jewish Ukraine

Oby is currently working for Ukraine as their "African ambassador " appointed by Zelensky himself to bribe African countries with Ukrainian grain in exchange of African countries supporting Ukraine at the UN and cuting ties to Russia.

As for Natasha , her mum is a Ukrainian Jew and we all know who is running Ukraine to the ground under the Jew, Zelensky .


I am sure the Ukrainian regime has a hand in propping Natasha on the international scene as payback for Nigeria refusing to support Ukraine's suicidal war and refusal to outrightly condemn Russia .

The Zionist swines in IPOB now in the interment camp known as obidient movement have been recruited to support Natasha towards sowing seed of discord against the executive and legislative.

The Nigerian security outfits must investigate who is sponsoring Natasha as she goes on her international media tour to rubbish the county's leadership. There's no way Natasha could pull on her own to get the BBC , Sky News and Deutsch Welle to interview her . They came to her on the prompting of powerful internationalist figures and foriegn state actors in a bid to sow seeds of discontent towards the Executive and legislative.

These are the same people behind the Russian coup hoax masked under the End Bad Governance protest. These are the same people behind the EndSARS protests and the obvious CIA instigated BBOG movement. We are also privy of how the now disbanded USAID funneled money to terrorists groups and also agitrop movements like that of he Aisha Yesefu's BBOG and EndSARS movememt.

The executive and legislative must come together to pass stringent laws to prohibit so-called NGOs from being funded by foriegn groups and entities. Any group tha gets funding from foreign bodies/states must register with the NSA as an agent of a foreign country.


Too many traitors in Nigeria or else we won have US/UK/Israeli sponsored Bokos in the north or the Zionist swines of IPOB in the SE.

You are also counted alongside human beings with good thinking process, right?!

DikSin:
African entertainers are not allowed to help the poorest of the poor. It is against the contract they signed with the Jewish record label/promoters
#sony
#universalrecords
#empire etc

AntiSemite.

Your Jew hatred is on steroids.

Blaming the jews for your entertainers lacking the right moral to do what they have to do.

Botragelad:
Just a normal day for the houthis fishmongers. Bunch of muppet terrorists who reckon war is all about doing pirate raids. One hit from the US would wipe out these plonkers. Lol

No one will protest about their attacks on trade ships but when the US or any other country hits back to protect themselves everyone starts to whinge on the media. Victory over terrorists!

What kind of religious ideology propel these people to war and conflict always?

DrDoc:
Lolz. I dont need the world.to see it or even know.of it till December 2024. I know africa and voodoo. Thx, ill pass

I am no voodoo individual. Genuinely interested.

DrDoc:
Theb you dont know business. I cam grow 25M and make atleast 200M annually. I am doing this at the moment. Infact been sleeping at the favtory since October and not leaving until November 2024.

What business are you doing to grow this. I am interested.

Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXkZcvI_Kk

You sure this guy has not entered one chance with this lady he married?!!

Emu4life:
Bros go and sleep.
In your quest to bail your friends, you ended up making a fool of yourself.
Have you heard of the word HYPERBOLE ? I doubt, because you seem too thick to know.
Just so you know, you sounded so empty and completely lacked the knowledge of the subject of Discussion. You sound even dumber than your Christian Friends that Cowed away.
Do you think you are talking to a neophyte that you can just go to one of your delusional pages and copy/paste here?

The Concept of a God being born of a woman, eat, sleep, slumber, feel pain and even die is completely blasphemous and demeaning. That is why even some of your Christian brothers refuse to believe that shit.

The Bible said he who is born of a woman is not clean (Jobs 25 v 4-5).

Jesus was born of a Woman, so Jesus is not clean according to the Bible. Your God is not Pure

In the book of ISIAIAH 46 v 5,
" To whom will you liken me, and make me equal and compare me, that we may be alike? "

This is similar to the Chapter 112 of the Quran,

Say (oh! Muhammad) Allah is One. Allah the external, absolute. He beget not neither was he begotten[b]. And none is [b] comparable to him.

Why wont you Christians leave God in his divine form? Do you have to give him a partner which he so much detest?
For all we can see is some ambiguous bible verses contradicting the sole message of Jesus (Pbuh]). Throughout his stay on earth, he never claimed to be God or that he should be Worshipped rather he worshipped God himself.
Why are you people forcing what he is not on him??

What Hyperbole you liar.

The quran must be a lie when it calls Jesus Holy and faultless if he was unclean.

Satan is One so what difference does it make when you claim your shin god is one.

Emu4life:
Quran was written by a Tree Dafuq is this guy high on?? At this stage, even your fellow 'Son of God' worshippers will be laughing at you

You are delusional and acting like you are reading another thing. Everyone reading what you wrote is laughing right now at how silly and confused you are and that is because you are a pathetic liar who has been disrespecting and mocking the Christian God who is more perfect than yours eventhough you don't know how terrible your allah has been described by your Muhammad. Every muslim who knows this knows well not to go about disrespecting the Jesus of the Christians knowing how awful theirs has been described of which I have not even touched the barest minimum of this description from your sources.

Where did i write that the quran is written by a tree?!! You Abdul worship of a shin object. You wanna get petty, right?!

Of all the various points i have painted out from your books which you have suddenly gone blind to see and have not responded even one of them. All you were able to misread was "quran was written by a tree". You deceiving zamzam drunk when all that I was making clear is that the quran is said to be an uncreated speech of allah which became a book and books especially in the old days were made from wood(trees) i.e allah is a tree since the quran which is the uncreated speech of allah can never be said to be distance from allah as that is a part of allah and you dare mock the Christians whose God became a perfect sinless man which makes more sense than your allah that became a kitab(book) made from tree(wood).

Also, your allah while you endlessly mock the Christians whose God is more perfect than yours is said to be created from the sweat of houses in another confusing islamic source. Also, your allah was seen in form by Muhammad meaning your god, allah has a somewhat human form with human body parts description while you delude yourself thinking that you mock the Christians God which makes more sense as their God who is Invisible Spirit became a perfect man attested by your own islamic sources as been without a fault, holy and a creator and currently forever living with your allah.

Narrated AbdurRahman ibn A’ish
Allah’s Messenger (peace be upon him) said: I saw my Lord, the Exalted and Glorious in the most beautiful form. He said: What do the Angels in the presence of Allah contend about? I said: Thou art the most aware of it. He then placed HIS PALM between my shoulders and I felt its coldness in my chest and I came to know what was in the Heavens and the Earth. He recited: ‘Thus did we show Ibrahim the kingdom of the Heavens and the Earth and it was so that he might have certainty.’(6:75)
Darimi reported it in a mursal form and Tirmidhi also reported. (Tirmidhi Hadith, Number 237; ALIM CD-ROM Version)

[quote author=Expanse2020 post=127629702][/quote]Your ignorance. Your problem.

Emu4life:
Quran was written by a Tree Dafuq is this guy high on?? At this stage, even your fellow 'Son of God' worshippers will be laughing at you

You are delusional and acting like you are reading another thing. Everyone reading what you wrote is laughing right now at how silly and confused you are and that is because you are a pathetic liar who has been disrespecting and mocking the Christian God who is more perfect than yours eventhough you don't know how terrible your allah has been described by your Muhammad. Every muslim who knows this knows well not to go about disrespecting the Jesus of the Christians knowing how awful theirs has been described of which I have not even touched the barest minimum of this description from your sources.

Where did i write that the quran is written by a tree?!! You Abdul worship of a shin object. You wanna get petty, right?!

Of all the various points i have painted out from your books which you have suddenly gone blind to see and have not responded even one of them. All you were able to misread was "quran was written by a tree". You deceiving zamzam drunk when all that I was making clear is that the quran is said to be an uncreated speech of allah which became a book and books especially in the old days were made from wood(trees) i.e allah is a tree since the quran which is the uncreated speech of allah can never be said to be distance from allah as that is a part of allah and you dare mock the Christians whose God became a perfect sinless man which makes more sense than your allah that became a kitab(book) made from tree(wood).

Also, your allah while you endlessly mock the Christians whose God is more perfect than yours is said to be created from the sweat of houses in another confusing islamic source. Also, your allah was seen in form by Muhammad meaning your god, allah has a somewhat human form with human body parts description while you delude yourself thinking that you mock the Christians God which makes more sense as their God who is Invisible Spirit became a perfect man attested by your own islamic sources as been without a fault, holy and a creator and currently forever living with your allah.

Narrated AbdurRahman ibn A’ish
Allah’s Messenger (peace be upon him) said: I saw my Lord, the Exalted and Glorious in the most beautiful form. He said: What do the Angels in the presence of Allah contend about? I said: Thou art the most aware of it. He then placed HIS PALM between my shoulders and I felt its coldness in my chest and I came to know what was in the Heavens and the Earth. He recited: ‘Thus did we show Ibrahim the kingdom of the Heavens and the Earth and it was so that he might have certainty.’(6:75)
Darimi reported it in a mursal form and Tirmidhi also reported. (Tirmidhi Hadith, Number 237; ALIM CD-ROM Version)

Emu4life:
Incoherent gibberish, God is not a Man.

Dajjal was compared to God in a Hadith How many bottles of Beer did you consume

Everyone will get to see that the incoherent gibberish drunk is you who not only thinks he can disrespect the Christian God that is better looking and perfect than your god as we proceed.


Allah will even shake hands with people on the Day of Judgment!

104. 'Ubayy b. Ka'b (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Messenger (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said, "The first person with whom Allah will shake hands (on the Day of Judgment), will be 'Umar; and he will be the first man to whom Allah will pay salutation (say: Assalamu 'alaika) and he will be the first man whom He will hold with His Hand and make him enter the Paradise." (Sunan Ibn-I-Majah (Imam Abu Abdullah Muhammad b. Yazid Ibn-I-Maja Al-Qazwini), English version by Muhammad Tufail Ansari [Kazi Publications, Lahore (Pakistan), 1st edition 1993], Volume 1, Chapter NO. XI. Excellent Qualities of the Companions of Allah's Messenger, (ii) Excellence of 'Umar, Hadith Number 104, p. 60; underline emphasis ours)


Your god, allah is not a man but he is shaking Umar with hands
Is it the hands of human or Goat he used in shaking Umar?!!


Allah Actually Moves

Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle (p.b.u.h) said, "Our Lord, the Blessed, the Superior, comes every night down on the nearest Heaven to us when the last third of the night remains, saying: "Is there anyone to invoke Me, so that I may respond to invocation? Is there anyone to ask Me, so that I may grant him his request? Is there anyone seeking My forgiveness, so that I may forgive him?" (Sahih al-Bukhari 2:246)

Allah Has A Face

Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
when this Verse:-- 'Say (O Muhammad!): He has Power to send torments on you from above,' (6.65) was revealed; The Prophet said, "I take refuge with Your Face." Allah revealed:-- '...or from underneath your feet.' (6.65) The Prophet then said, "I seek refuge with Your Face!" Then Allah revealed:-- '...or confuse you in party-strife.' (6.65) Oh that, the Prophet said, "This is easier." (Sahih al-Bukhari 9:503)

Allah Has A Hand and Fingers

Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "Allah's Hand is full, and (its fullness) is not affected by the continuous spending, day and night." He also said, "Do you see what He has spent since He created the Heavens and the Earth? Yet all that has not decreased what is in His Hand." He also said, "His Throne is over the water and in His other Hand is the balance (of Justice) and He raises and lowers (whomever He will)." (See Hadith No. 206, Vol. 6) (Sahih al-Bukhari 9:508)

Narrated 'Abdullah:

A Jew came to the Prophet and said, "O Muhammad! Allah will hold the heavens on a Finger, and the mountains on a Finger, and the trees on a Finger, and all the creation on a Finger, and then He will say, 'I am the King.' " On that Allah's Apostle smiled till his premolar teeth became visible, and then recited:--

'No just estimate have they made of Allah such as due to him... (39.67) 'Abdullah added: Allah's Apostle smiled (at the Jew's statement) expressing his wonder and believe in what was said. (Sahih al-Bukhari 9:510)

Narrated 'Abdullah:

A man from the people of the scripture came to the Prophet and said, "O Abal-Qasim! Allah will hold the Heavens upon a Finger, and the Earth on a Finger and the land on a Finger, and all the creation on a Finger, and will say, 'I am the King! I am the King!' " I saw the Prophet (after hearing that), smiling till his premolar teeth became visible, and he then recited: -- 'No just estimate have they made of Allah such as due to him... (39.67) (Sahih al-Bukhari 9:511)

Emu4life:
Incoherent gibberish, God is not a Man.

Dajjal was compared to God in a Hadith How many bottles of Beer did you consume

God is not a man but islam teaches your god is a book. The quran is said to be the uncreated speech of allah that became a book(kitab) of recitation.

A book made of trees and the Christian God that became a perfect man. Which is better?!

Also, Muhammad in the hadith maybe drink like you compared your god to the Dajjal who is said to be blind in one eye as Muhammad said your Lord is not blind in the other eye like the dajjal. Another hadith says the dajjal is short meaning your god is short but not one eyed like the dajjal. Also, the quran says that your allah has a shape, shin, etcetera and that the ummah will not recognise hin when he comes in another form.

Let's just say you are the drunk ignorant one here who doesn't know about islam and I will expose you for the antagonizing liar that you are the more we discuss. You can not continue to insult the Christians whose Jesus is perfect than your god.

Emu4life:
Truth is never subjective

You should not be talking about truth when you follow a god that is described in such awful state by Muhammad as having a leg, shin, no stomach, etcetera. Also, in the hadith your god was compared to Dajjal by Muhammad whom he said was one eyed short man but that your Lord will not be one-eyed.

You should not be disrespectful to the Christian God or always keep trying to antagonize the Christians whose God looks more perfect when compared against the awful state Muhammad described your god to be.

If the Christians really understand how Muhammad described your god. It's so awful that he is described in an awful state.

Onyiiobi7735:
True.Failed parenting and bad company contributes greatly to the menace bedeviling the society.
Has anyone noticed that children of today no longer greet their elders, or am I the only one noticing this?
You see a five year old, seven,ten year old staring at an adult, like he or she is their mate without greeting.If the mother is close by, you will hear " Benita,Prosper, Susan,say good morning.
Does a child need to be reminded to greet elders ?
This unfortunate malady is very prevalent where I stay in PH.
What manner of untrained animals,are parents bringing into the world,these days?
God help us.

In return. I usually don't greet the mothers of disrespectful children who fail to teach their children how to greet.

FreeStuffsNG:
https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20231216-we-lose-a-soldier-every-5-minutes-israeli-officer-erez-eshel-appeals-to-torah-students-to-enlist/amp/

Let them throw visas open to a lot of Africans that might want to go and become Israelis and join their Army and fight this terrorist evil.

Botragelad:
Source: https://abcnews.go.com/amp/International/tanzanian-national-hostage-hamas-confirmed-dead/story?id=105654126

When i see evil black people who support these terrorists who not only despise black people. I feel pity for these brainwashed black people.