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Romance › Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by john4aguero: 10:47pm On Jul 21, 2015

sonofananimal1:
YOU KNOW SAY NA MARRIED WOMAN SHE BE BY.

So they no dey buy married women flowers & something for birthday gift? undecided

Romance › Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by john4aguero: 10:41pm On Jul 21, 2015

skyfullofstars:
I love flowers! Though you are right, flowers and something else...

I'll give you flowers & something else...when is the birthday? tongue

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 1:07am On Jul 20, 2015

whiteybankz:
Better than d former, but u sef check people own, urs no jst fine na haba

Hahaha...Bros, abeg leave am like that. grin

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 12:58am On Jul 20, 2015

whiteybankz:
Apple dew pour ontop com grow weed? Choi. But frankly it's not appealing

But it's my launcher though.

Check out this one.

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 12:46am On Jul 20, 2015

whiteybankz:
Like very seriously? U plant. Weed for the fone ni? Hehe

Lol

It's apple dew.

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 12:33am On Jul 20, 2015

whiteybankz:
Choi, bros this one no fine oo

Serious?

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 12:30am On Jul 20, 2015

whiteybankz:
Bros, now what's sweet about this?

Hahaha!!!

Baba it's just fun and personalisation. grin

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Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 12:27am On Jul 20, 2015

whiteybankz:
Thanks bro, it's a theme specially for customised rom of. Lolipop 5.1(cyanogenmod 12.1)

Okay. Here's mine.

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 12:22am On Jul 20, 2015

[quote author=whiteybankz post=36063357]Thanks bro, it's a theme specially for customised rom of. Lolipop 5.1(cyanogenmod 12.1)[/quote

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 10:58pm On Jul 19, 2015

emmyrichie:
Mine.

Oh man!! I duff my hat for you. That's really nice. Which launcher is that?

Phones › Re: How Appealing Is Your Phone? Check This Out. by john4aguero: 10:54pm On Jul 19, 2015

[quote author=whiteybankz post=36033439][/quote]Damn!! Man your launchers are kiss

. What's the name and did you change the theme?

Romance › Would You Turn Down Mr Right Because The Sex Was Not Right? by john4aguero(op): 7:07pm On Jul 15, 2015

Jessica and Phillip have been dating for 2 years now. Phillip can only be describes as a different breed of man. He is sensitive, loving, sweet yet firm when he needs to be. Madly in love with Morayo and she knows it.
He treats her with the respect of a Queen, Jessica is highly comfortable and happy in this relationship....except...for..one thing! In the 2 years they have been dating the longest sexual encounter lasted approximately 52 seconds. Sometimes she would lay there and wish they could at least go the whole 1 minute. This is extremely frustrating for Jessica because Phillip is too embarrassed to get the help he needs.In their society, the doctors would frown at the fact that he is sexually active in the first place as an unmarried man. .

At one point Jessica burst into tears after her 100 meter dash sex was over, needless to say this was awkward for both of them, for Phillip, as he didnt know what to say to console her and for Jessica because she could not believe she was in the ugly cry all because she wanted more sex. .

Now Phillip has proposed to Jessica and she has accepted but is concerned about the marriage as it will mean she is sentencing herself to microwave sex for life. She confides in her friend Tara, Tara tells her to turn down the proposal. .

Is Tara right, would you turn down Mr Right because the sex was not right?

Source: www.nigerianweddingblog.com

Nairaland General › Re: Power Transmission Hits All Time Peak At 4545MW by john4aguero: 5:30pm On Jul 15, 2015

Chigold101:
i laugh wan fall for ground.

Seriously dude. Those PHCN guys ain't smiling at us at all.

Nairaland General › Re: Power Transmission Hits All Time Peak At 4545MW by john4aguero: 1:15pm On Jul 15, 2015

hamzeiy:
.....nigeria oh...our very nyja...kaduna precisely

Hmm...wonderful. Is the light still on now?

Nairaland General › Re: Power Transmission Hits All Time Peak At 4545MW by john4aguero: 1:14pm On Jul 15, 2015

Chigold101:
do you have light now? What is light situation in ur area? In my side it has gone from good to worst.

I only have one light...sunlight embarassed

Chigold101:
do you have light now? What is light situation in ur area? In my side it has gone from good to worst.

I only have one light...sunlight

Nairaland General › Re: Power Transmission Hits All Time Peak At 4545MW by john4aguero: 9:20am On Jul 15, 2015

hamzeiy:
......sincerely we,ve been enjoyin constant power supply for almost a week plus....it is amazing oh

Seriously? shocked

Which country is that? embarassed

Nairaland General › Re: Power Transmission Hits All Time Peak At 4545MW by john4aguero: 7:29am On Jul 15, 2015

I have a feeling that one day, this country Nigeria will be enjoying an amazing constant power supply.

What I don't know is whether I'm drunk typing this sh!t grin

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Romance › Re: Do Nigerian Girls Like Guys With Beards? (photos) by john4aguero: 9:08pm On Jul 08, 2015

SandraDiOku:
yoh i do,itz a total turn on fo me,i dnt lyk t when a guy shavez evrythng frm hz facial beard

You mean like this...?

Politics › Re: Top Five Safest States To Live In Nigeria by john4aguero: 6:43pm On Jul 06, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Uyo is safer than Calabar. Even those in Calabar acknowledge this.

By default Uyo is the safest city in Nigeria.

You are right Bro. Uyo is just God's special gift. Since I've lived here for nearly 10yrs now, haven't heard and of no robbery or kidnapping or stuffs like that for once. It's all God.

Education › Re: 20 Incredibly Simple Words That Most People Spell Wrongly! by john4aguero: 9:02am On Jun 11, 2015

shamsuRana:
Right:convertible
Wrong: convertable

Right: floccinaucinhilipilification
Wrong : ..... I de come

It is FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

Education › Re: 20 Incredibly Simple Words That Most People Spell Wrongly! by john4aguero: 9:00am On Jun 11, 2015

shamsuRana:
Right:convertible
Wrong: convertable

Right: floccinaucinhilipilification
Wrong : ..... I de come

It is FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

Food › Re: 22 Persons Dead In Rivers After Drinking Local Gin, Eating Dog Meat by john4aguero: 10:09pm On Jun 03, 2015

Rounakid:
Nawa ooo... Doq aqain...
But why cant dis akwaibom peeps desist from doq meat...?
Cc: lalasticlala

Food › Re: 22 Persons Dead In Rivers After Drinking Local Gin, Eating Dog Meat by john4aguero: 10:08pm On Jun 03, 2015*

Rounakid:
Nawa ooo... Doq aqain...
But why cant dis akwaibom peeps desist from doq meat...?
Cc: lalasticlala

Nairaland General › Re: Fuel Crisis And Its Experiences by john4aguero: 9:21am On May 27, 2015

Orijin101:
Still very angry over the issue that occurred between Folake and i yesterday. . .

I spent my last 8k to buy 7litres of fuel at black market jez to pick her up, on getting home, the last kongo of garri in my house, i used it to make Eba for her and i had to beg soup from mama Busayo despite the fact that i received some heavenly bashes from her before she could give it to me!

Collected 2 Malta guiness from Aunty Amarachi on credit!
When itz time to reap all what i sowed, she now told me she was on her period!!!

I fainted 7 consecutive times due the shock i received from that statement

Hahaha...Lwkmoo. Chai!!! Orijin ah swear you funny die. Upon all the hustle grin

Seriously dah Folake deserve better flogging for bare yansh for dat angry

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Nairaland General › Re: Fuel Crisis And Its Experiences by john4aguero: 9:01am On May 27, 2015*

Wicked!!!

Politics › Re: FG Begins Distribution Of N5bn Clean Cooking Stoves: Leadership News by john4aguero: 9:47pm On May 26, 2015

Youngzedd:
One million question.

Na so o brother. I don't understand how our politicians think. How can you give someone spot without food or toothpick without meat?

Politics › Re: FG Begins Distribution Of N5bn Clean Cooking Stoves: Leadership News by john4aguero: 9:18pm On May 26, 2015

Of what use is the stove if you don't have what to cook on it? #Just Saying lipsrsealed

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Nairaland General › Re: Fuel Crisis And Its Experiences by john4aguero: 8:59pm On May 26, 2015

Hahaha...Really funny thread cutie...no worry e go better. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Akpabio Commissions Ibom Specialist Hospital Photos! by john4aguero: 8:49pm On May 26, 2015

This my Governor sha, e wan commission everything before 29th. Anyhow, nice one sha. Leggo!!!

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Food › Re: Can You Eat This Egg Barbecue? by john4aguero: 4:29pm On May 26, 2015

misspresident:
my answer is NO!

Yes, I can. But with just 10litres of fuel. cheesy

Politics › Re: At Last Fuel Scarcity Hits The South East by john4aguero: 7:02pm On May 25, 2015

stabillo:
Pls before MTN or AIRTEL shot down their whole mast because of fuel scarcity, cos as from tomorrow we are back to the 90's where we use letter's to communicate and NIPOST may not deliver my letter on time let me use dis medium to greet u merry christmas and happy new year in Advance, and by mistake u may get married before d network comes back happy married life in advance.

Lmao

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