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I strongly believe Naija will pass through all these violence without splitting. God help us!!!

ramje:
Akwa Ibom is fr APC....

Which weed you smoke abeg?

Geestarry:
Around Four lanes right?. We were even stopped from passing. The Quick Response Squad were just staring at them

It's not a small protest o. Someone I know who works for the press was badly injured sef.

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Temple run!!!

Nayok:
abi, they should consider lazy reader like me.

I can't read that thing unless them de pay me

Please can someone summarize that book?

It's a very narrow probability o, Akpabio don use im power win am give Udom

abula112:
Did anyone notice
this? #NigeriaDecides
GMB won elections with total votes
of (15,424,921)
While GEJ lost with total votes of
(12,853,162)
Now see the Hand of GOD in this:
(1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28
(1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
Can anyone define this?
And elections were held on March
28
I Love Naija … God is Great.

Oga you try copy & paste my post sharp sharp...you must be a graduate in criminology

She likes saying nevermind and it's so fucking annoying.

I just saw this..
Did anyone notice this?
General Buhari won the elections with the total votes of
(15,424,921)
While President Goodluck Jonation lost with total votes of
(12,853,162)
Now the interesting part is this:
(1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28
(1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
And elections were held on March 28..
What does this mean?
Or is this just a mere coincidence?

I thought they said we'll fight amongst ourselves, how come the change of mouth?


#GEJ---GMB

Any need??

FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI
# BabaNowThatYouAreThere
1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light
and security. Others will fall in place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can
handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used
to
be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed
to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make
U Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says
your call credit is low please recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil
servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics.
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets.
Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging
transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,
BBC, Aljazeera and so on.

yungmarshall:
who go pay 4 d beer

No worry Jona go pay.

harrysterol:
how many bottles

5 will be okay for a start.

harrysterol:
Being single is not anything to be ashamed about in our age!Being single at any age can be challenging in a world that seems to place so much importance on finding the love of your life and becoming a couple. The whole world seems to be geared up to support you in this quest.There is very little support given to those who are consciously choosing to be spend time alone, learning to enjoy their own company and the creativity it sparks. There is always a wrong perception to un-partnered people which looks ridiculous to me,especially since more and more people are realising that the partnerships they formed early in life, have failed to pass the tests of time and they themselves are now living the single life. Here are five tips for making the most of being single.

1. Relax Your singledom will not last a lifetime. Well, it will if it is meant to but this is a very rare karma. The worst thing you can do is panic and think you have to find someone immediately or your life is over. This air of desperation is by far the most debilitating energy to bring into a new relationship with yourself or with anyone new for that matter. It makes you blind to obvious red flags, signs to wrong choice and puts you in all kinds of compromising situations.
So once again - take a breath. Be happy to have been given this special opportunity to get to know yourself Look at it this way — if you are uncomfortable spending time alone with yourself, what makes you think anyone else will feel comfortable spending time with you? This can be quite a challenge to someone that has continuously filled up their lives with someone else only to discover that they really don't know or like themselves at all. Having a relationship with yourself is exactly like having a relationship with someone else. You have to be supportive, caring, understanding, and yes, you have to learn to listen and communicate with yourself and your inner guidance. Sometimes the only way to get you to listen to yourself is to force this "time alone" upon you.

2.Give yourself a chance Being happy alone does not happen overnight especially if you are a recovering codependent. There will be times that you feel like you're invisible, no one will ever love you, you're wasting your life, your life is passing you by... and a whole lot of other negative self talk. The best thing to do is to take yourself for a walk or — even better — on a date. Learn how to cheer yourself up. The better you get at being alone, the better you will be at being in a relationship. For some it is extremely difficult to cater to your own needs. Are you one of these people that will happily cook if someone is over at your place but cook noodles if your alone, or cook fried rice for your girlfriend while you sip garri if alone? Make the effort to cook for yourself. Seriously, this is one of the most self loving things you can do for yourself. Cook yourself something new each week, each day even. You deserve it!

3.Take charge of your reality and give up all that envy Stop worrying about everyone else around you getting into relationships, and thinking that you need to as well. All those happy couples in movies and TV shows are the fabrications of Hollywood,Nollywood,bollywood and all the "woods" you can think of, writers designed to sell tickets and get high TV ratings. Real couples have messy lives—they fight, leave the bathroom dirty and steal the remote from each other. Give up those unrealistic fantasies of your 'soulmate', and notice how most people around you are just regular folk - good people, but not magical heroes who fix each others' lives. And stop thinking the unimaginable

4.Realize that you are still lucky and fortunate. Many people around the world are either: chronically ill, homeless, living in poverty, starving, fleeing from warfare, and have no personal freedoms due to dictatorships. If you think you are not lucky because you are single, think again!. People in those aforementioned conditions have it harder than you! (However, if you unable to feel happy in spite of recognising your luck, you may need to meet with a counsellor to discuss the possibility that you have clinical depression or a similar illness) I can offer you a counselling if you wish
5.Meet new people Not necessarily for romantic reasons, just to expand your support community. If you are consciously attempting to stay out of relationships for a designated time period, you will still need people to share your life with. Friendships are paramount. Where would we be without our friends? Truly alone. No friends? Are you friendly? Do you make an effort to say hello and meet new people? Perhaps you need some help with overcoming shyness. It is always us that separates ourselves from others. Take responsibility for who you are or are not attracting into your life and make the necessary changes to attract some solid friends. No Mr n Mrs tidy alone my guy stinggy knows better

Above all Become an optimist, This is a trait that helps you whether you are single, married, divorced or widowed! Keep a gratitude diary and every night think of 3 things you are grateful for. Find the silver lining in everything throughout your day, and savor little pleasures. You'll live longer, make it through tough times more smoothly, and even avoid the common cold more often!

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She a badass!!!

This lady and her big boobs sha!!!

#MeLikeIt

Nigga should be thinking kids by now!!!

blesoh:
hmmmm nawaoh,u wan mk i brk dance give my husband?i fit manage banky w.

Hahaha...thank God you even remembered Banky

blesoh:
mk i listen to mercy abi kedike. Nawaoh,d music sef go give hrt brk.

Hahaha...Even our famous P-Square dey now.

blesoh:
mention one naija artist wey d sing RNB

Praise, Chidinma...That is two o...lol

Where is Mechanical Engineering?

Shezhawt:
Unbreakable, flying without wings, - westlife

blesoh:
Brandy......long distance.

AmberQueen:
Jennifer Hudson's "If this isn't love"
Beyonce's "Roc"
Natasha Beddingfield's "Love like this"

You see una life, shebi Naija no dey get love songs na...Na from one party dance song to the other

ayorfly:
Please I need your help.

Since i gained admission into the university(2yrs ago) I've been a porn addict.

I have always tried to stop this but to no avail.

I need your help, because this problem has crept into my social life. I always try to avoid people, I stay isolated and also my academics, ever since I started watching porn my academics has since taken a downward turn.

In my fellowship at school, they said if I receive the holy ghost it will stop but I still engage in this act secretly.

I've tried so many times to stop this evil way It keeps raising its ugly head.


I really need your help to stop this. Please my career, my future is at stake here.

I've been in the same shoe as you bro. In fact, mine is getting to the fifth year now and still no change. Only God that can help.

No be small assurance

Ami nkere Nyakno-Abasi mmufo ekere diè?