Awwwww he's not my type

seunadeolu:
both of you should hook up , i can feel the budding chemistry

youmour:



Make una stop all these konji talk e dey give me careless erect ion

Control your dick man!!!

She likes saying nevermind and it's so fucking annoying.

ebukaOtika:


Lwkmdooooooo

...........when i grew up and fell in love................

idu1:
na your new work b this abi

Na me o, I dey do deputy for my Oga SergeantGbagaun

HeavenlyBang:


That girl...probably isn't your girlfriend. But, I feel your pain, bruh, that kk shiit is annoying as fvck.

asin.... I hate it enh! one f my past gf broke up with me cos I warned her sternly never to use k or kk on me in ha lyf n she got angry n said she's done..... annoying as a bad fvck u mean?.... btw... how do u mean "maybe she's not my gf"

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

Na those ones dangerous pass. I hope yu don't snore cos wen she's hit her limit with yu na to stab yu for sleep. Such a girl does not even exist unless she's playing along for nw

pinkycute:
He's too full of himself and always want me to subscribe to his policy no matter what

dt means u dnt ve a bf as well*tongueout

Nothing to say yet

temifisayo:
...........when i grew up and fell in love................

y u still up dis tym,hv u dne ur home-work?if yes oya go 2 bed nw. .

ayyyyo:
guy which kind human u be
Well it seems we are in the Same business (gbaguaun detectives )

Baba Ayyyyo we need to do something o, these guys are embarrassing us. Na their papa say make dem go school, dem go dey ping dey play for Nairaland, just imagine full grown agbaya no sabi present tense and past tense. Kai!!

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

you dont have a girlfriend, you have a slave!

pbs4real:
dt means u dnt ve a bf as well*tongueout

falconey:



you must be dating a female ROBOT!!!

the girl may have main guy

one of the annoying thing I don't like with my gf is when she threaten me with knives.

What I do to annoy him; Hiss. Although, I do this intentionally most of the time, whenever he pisses me off to avoid creating a scene. Hmmm, what he does to annoy me; silent treatment. I hate it so much. How will a man be comfortable giving silent treatment to your wife? He can do it for days and be comfortable.

I would write it in the sky where the world would see it...

For me she gets angry easily...and sometimes she behaves like she doesnt know me,she is complicated....i call her worry worry... ...in all I am so madly in love with her...

single and ready to mingle

As for mine; LIES! LIE!! LIES
That moment wen a girl lies so mcu she like "bae sometimes I don't even know y I lie ohhh..."

Run now else someday she'll cut you.

rsleeky:
He's got ego n gets angry @ tinz u least expected......but I love him scatter

Aww, she love him scatter,hmm that ur red shoe fine small

Alowonlejnr:
My gf always complain whenever we r eating 2geda dat I eat too much meat........and I wl be like is it nt meant 2 be eaten? She wants 2 be preservative and me I believe dat it is wat bird eat dat bird wl fly wt.
Secondly wenever we get issues she dnt like me reporting her 2 anybody and sometimes dat can be annoying

same wit ma EX.

Rainess:
When he's reading something interesting nothing can distract him. I've tried everything... lol

He also doesn't have the same "drive" as I do..

what drive? is it sexu.al drive?

[quote author=dancok post=32284722]what drive? is it sexu.al drive.[quote author=dancok post=32284722]what drive? is it sexu.al drive.[quote author=dancok post=32284722]what drive? is it sexu.al drive.

Ma Boo...feels threatened by my females Frnds....this Causes her to doubt me a lot, I don't Blame her Sha, The Girls r Fine(nt finer Than My Girl tho) ....I would Really Like for Her to trust me But I really can't push off my frnds....they have been My day 1 GOONS....

how I wish I have something to say,well when I get better than this I know a girl will come and stay for real not for the money.





Enjoy your gfs and bfs.

Mine wants me to call her everyday and she like going about unclad when she is in my house often

dayflower:
hmmmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmm

kondo alata,I understand enjoy yourself.

seggzz:
one of the annoying thing I don't like with my gf is when she threaten me with knives.

GUY No Vex.....YOU Be Ram?

[left][/left][quote author=dancok post=32285065]kondo alata,I understand enjoy .alatee no mind me joooor