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RomanceRe: He Just Discover The Girl He Is Dating Has Marine Spirit/emere Advise Please by john6006: 6:43am On Dec 24, 2014
let the both parties visit the Spirit And settle the matter .....maybe this girl don do yahoo yahoo to the spirirt ...spirit come wex .....EFCC adress spirit no get ...
CrimeRe: Photos Of Alleged Nigerians Languishing In Prisons In Angola by john6006: 6:29am On Dec 24, 2014
If you can pay 6000$ in a country that is lower to ur country economic growth ....better in Paradise than Hell....
Jokes EtcRe: Best Riddles Ever by john6006: 12:08pm On Aug 16, 2014
The answer is Tired .
Jokes EtcAkpos :Dust To Dust by john6006(op): 5:47am On Dec 31, 2013
Akpos came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church? Akpos cry. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do.' Then Akpos began to cry again. ' Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going!'
Jokes EtcAkpos So Sad..... by john6006(op): 5:21am On Dec 31, 2013
"Why do you look so sad today? ", the teacher asked AKPOS "I didn't have no breakfast," AKPOS mumbled. "You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography lesson, AKPOS where is the French border? " "In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast. "
Jokes EtcAkposka by john6006(op): 5:07am On Dec 30, 2013
"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls? " asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say
"babies. " She was disappointed when Akpos cried out,
"Happy! "
Jokes EtcAkpos . by john6006(op): 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2013
Akpos was arrested by the police and taken to court.

Magistrate: Akpos, you were arrested on the expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the middle of the road and causing 10 other vehicles behind you to run into one another thereby causing damages and injuries. Are you guilty or not?

Akpos: I’m not guilty sir.

Magistrate: What is your defence?

Akpos: I heard the National Anthem on the car radio and as a good citizen, I stopped immediately and stood at attention…
Jokes EtcAkpos Man Of The Year by john6006(op): 5:43pm On Dec 29, 2013
AKPOS SAW WOMAN UPSIDE DOWN IN A DUSTBIN CONTAINNER
HE DECIDED TO TAKE THE WOMAN:
AS HE WAS BUSY TAKING THE WOMAN:
COME TWO GOVERMENT WORKERS AND QUESTION AKPOS:
WHY ARE YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE WOMAN:
AKPOS ANSWER THEM:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
THIS WOMAN IS STILL GOOD WHY THROWING SHE AWAY JUST LIKE THAT::::
Jokes Etcakpos again by john6006(op):
One day a Lecturer was talking about marriage in class…

Lecturer : What kind of wife would you like, Akpos?

Akpos: I would want a wife like the moon…

Lecturer : Wow !! what a choice… do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?

Akpos: No, no…

Lecturer: oh so you want her to be round and white? ??

Akpos: No, no…

Lecturer: Oh, so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon? ??

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Akpos: No, no…I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning
Jokes EtcAkpos Too Much by john6006(op): 4:09pm On Dec 29, 2013
Akpos fathers was very rich,Akpos was the only child with a slave,

Akpos father get old and die .
The properties will only be schared between,
Akpos and the slave
Everyone has the chance to choose .
So it was the Slave to choose first,
so he decided for everything and
Akpos was left with nothing but still
the chance to choose .
Akpos look at everybody
and said can I choose ?
and the elders all said yes.
Akpos choose the Slave
and everthing is MINE
schouted AKPOS
PoliticsYes Or No by john6006(op): 8:07am On Dec 27, 2013
Schould Nigeria divide?
RomanceRe: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by john6006: 4:35pm On Dec 24, 2013
Poster they Look for wife.
BusinessRe: "Frustrating Queues @ ATM Centres" by john6006: 4:33pm On Dec 24, 2013
We will get there.
TV/MoviesRe: Genevieve Nnaji And Richard Mofe-damijo On POLO Luxury watch Advert by john6006: 4:28pm On Dec 24, 2013
Is he Free from the corruption cases
RomanceRe: Tips To Differentiate Between A Loving Girlfriend And A Pretender by john6006: 4:25pm On Dec 24, 2013
Only God can help
RomanceRe: Tips To Differentiate Between A Loving Girlfriend And A Pretender by john6006: 1:02pm On Dec 24, 2013
niyitogun: I disagree, she's mostly correct irrespective of race.
I dont think u are married
RomanceRe: Tips To Differentiate Between A Loving Girlfriend And A Pretender by john6006: 12:12pm On Dec 24, 2013
This Tips are only relevant with white not in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Advice For Stoneway Through Sinai To Israel by john6006(op):
TravelAdvice For Stoneway Through Sinai To Israel by john6006(op):
I couldnt control my tears as i watch the documentries on youtube
What our africans Brothers (the Egptians )do to other africans who try to Cross over to Israel .
Here is the Video Site.

A Must watch
The Body Snatchers - Egypt
Journeymann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seyeYoZF3mU
Nairaland GeneralRe: Trigger-happy Policemen Shot Dead 2 Nigerians by john6006: 5:21pm On Dec 23, 2013
The Same Kwara i read this Morning that is peaceful.
GOD HAVE MERCY
CelebritiesRe: Femi Fani-kayode And His Wife by john6006: 5:09pm On Dec 23, 2013
Nice couples
TravelRe: Expanded Terminal Opens At Murtala Muhammad Airport Lagos(photos) by john6006: 4:31pm On Dec 23, 2013
Good development
RomanceRe: Should Sex Really Wait Until Marriage. A Case For Both Sides. by john6006: 4:18pm On Dec 23, 2013
The answer to this question is, complicated because you have the negative and positive view.
CrimeRe: Commercial Bus Driver Rapes Passenger At Gun Point In Enugu by john6006: 4:13pm On Dec 23, 2013
A System without Security is like a Computer without antivirus
EntertainmentRe: Picture Of Santa Claus Pounding Yam by john6006: 3:52pm On Dec 23, 2013
This One Na Santa iyan and ewedu
SportsRe: Emenike Named Among Top 100 World Footballers by john6006: 3:49pm On Dec 23, 2013
Job welldone

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