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let the both parties visit the Spirit And settle the matter .....maybe this girl don do yahoo yahoo to the spirirt ...spirit come wex .....EFCC adress spirit no get ... |
If you can pay 6000$ in a country that is lower to ur country economic growth ....better in Paradise than Hell.... |
The answer is Tired . |
Akpos came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church? Akpos cry. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do.' Then Akpos began to cry again. ' Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going!' |
"Why do you look so sad today? ", the teacher asked AKPOS "I didn't have no breakfast," AKPOS mumbled. "You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography lesson, AKPOS where is the French border? " "In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast. " |
"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls? " asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies. " She was disappointed when Akpos cried out, "Happy! " |
Akpos was arrested by the police and taken to court. Magistrate: Akpos, you were arrested on the expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the middle of the road and causing 10 other vehicles behind you to run into one another thereby causing damages and injuries. Are you guilty or not? Akpos: I’m not guilty sir. Magistrate: What is your defence? Akpos: I heard the National Anthem on the car radio and as a good citizen, I stopped immediately and stood at attention… |
AKPOS SAW WOMAN UPSIDE DOWN IN A DUSTBIN CONTAINNER HE DECIDED TO TAKE THE WOMAN: AS HE WAS BUSY TAKING THE WOMAN: COME TWO GOVERMENT WORKERS AND QUESTION AKPOS: WHY ARE YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE WOMAN: AKPOS ANSWER THEM::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: THIS WOMAN IS STILL GOOD WHY THROWING SHE AWAY JUST LIKE THAT:::: |
One day a Lecturer was talking about marriage in class… Lecturer : What kind of wife would you like, Akpos? Akpos: I would want a wife like the moon… Lecturer : Wow !! what a choice… do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon? Akpos: No, no… Lecturer: oh so you want her to be round and white? ?? Akpos: No, no… Lecturer: Oh, so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon? ?? . . . Akpos: No, no…I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning |
Akpos fathers was very rich,Akpos was the only child with a slave, Akpos father get old and die . The properties will only be schared between, Akpos and the slave Everyone has the chance to choose . So it was the Slave to choose first, so he decided for everything and Akpos was left with nothing but still the chance to choose . Akpos look at everybody and said can I choose ? and the elders all said yes. Akpos choose the Slave and everthing is MINE schouted AKPOS |
Schould Nigeria divide? |
Poster they Look for wife. |
We will get there. |
Is he Free from the corruption cases |
Only God can help |
niyitogun: I disagree, she's mostly correct irrespective of race.I dont think u are married |
This Tips are only relevant with white not in Nigeria. |
I couldnt control my tears as i watch the documentries on youtube What our africans Brothers (the Egptians )do to other africans who try to Cross over to Israel . Here is the Video Site. A Must watch The Body Snatchers - Egypt Journeymann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seyeYoZF3mU |
The Same Kwara i read this Morning that is peaceful. GOD HAVE MERCY |
Nice couples |
Good development |
The answer to this question is, complicated because you have the negative and positive view. |
A System without Security is like a Computer without antivirus |
This One Na Santa iyan and ewedu |
Job welldone |