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SportsRe: Some Top Football Coaches And The Cars They Drive by johncallidon(m): 12:34pm On May 08, 2018
Ok
RomanceRe: Man Disappointed After His Girlfriend Left His House Without Washing The Dishes by johncallidon(m): 6:43am On May 04, 2018
stupidity:
but the girl must be expecting Porsche from him.
Painful truth.
FoodRe: Cameroonian Lady Disses Nigerian Food On Twitter, Nigerians Respond by johncallidon(m): 6:40am On May 04, 2018
eleojo23:
Na wa o.
Nigerians can be very foul-mouthed online sha.
See unnecessary insults.
It's not cool at all.
I think it doesn't represent us well to outsiders.
FoodRe: Cameroonian Lady Disses Nigerian Food On Twitter, Nigerians Respond by johncallidon(m): 6:40am On May 04, 2018
eleojo23:
Na wa o.
Nigerians can be very foul-mouthed online sha.
See unnecessary insults.
It's not cool at all.
I think it doesn't represent us well to outsiders.
FoodRe: Cameroonian Lady Disses Nigerian Food On Twitter, Nigerians Respond by johncallidon(m): 6:40am On May 04, 2018
eleojo23:
Na wa o.
Nigerians can be very foul-mouthed online sha.
See unnecessary insults.
It's not cool at all.
I think it doesn't represent us well to outsiders.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Girlfriend, Chioma, Shares New Hot Photos by johncallidon(m): 11:36pm On May 01, 2018
partnerbiz4:
Davido don buy land here
No b lie

Nairaland GeneralRe: A Completely Unclad Man On Top Of A Powerline In Lagos- Photos. by johncallidon(m): 10:45pm On Apr 27, 2018
soberdrunk:
Na wa ooo!!! Somebody cannot just go and take small breeze in the 'higher atmosphere' again, una go just run tag am mad man...... angry
Lolls Yhu damn funny dude..
Car TalkRe: First Ever Convertible Range Rover Velar Spotted (Photos) by johncallidon(m): 6:23pm On Apr 26, 2018
InvertedHammer:
Steve Jobs' last words


You will know of Steve Jobs, CEO and maker of iPad...iPhone etc.

He died a billionaire at 56yrs of Pancreatic Cancer and here are his last words on the sick bed:




"I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes my life is an epitome of success.
However, aside from work, I have little joy. In the end, wealth is only a fact of life that I am accustomed to.
At this moment, lying on the sick bed and recalling my whole life, I realize that all the recognition and wealth that I took so much pride in, have paled and become meaningless in the face of impending death. You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear the sickness for you.


Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – "Life".

When a person goes into the operating room, he will realize that there is one book that he has yet to finish reading – "Book of Healthy Life".
Whichever stage in life we are at right now, with time, we will face the day when the curtain comes down.
Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends...Treat yourself well. Cherish others.


As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300 or $30 watch - they both tell the same time...
Whether we carry a $300 or $30 wallet/handbag - the amount of money inside is the same;
Whether we drive a $150,000 car or a $30,000 car, the road and distance is the same, and we get to the same destination.
Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine - the hangover is the same;
Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq ft - loneliness is the same.
You will realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.
Whether you fly first or economy class, if the plane goes down - you go down with it...


Therefore.. I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven and earth, .... That is true happiness!!

Five Undeniable Facts of Life :
1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price.

2. Best awarded words in London ... "Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food."

3. The One who loves you will never leave you for another because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he or she will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a big difference between a human being and being human.
Only a few really understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die. In between, You have to manage!

NOTE: If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone! But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together!

Six Best Doctors in the World
1. Sunlight
2. Rest
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Self Confidence and
6. Good Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy a healthy life.

Sent with Smiles, Affection and Love !!"
I love this. Kudos to you!!!
BusinessRe: CBN Seeks End To Naira Mutilation by johncallidon(m): 6:44am On Apr 25, 2018
I love this. Kudos to you Guys!
RomanceRe: After Promising Marriage, Lady Gets Her Boyfriend Beaten For Trying To Dump Her by johncallidon(m): 10:57pm On Apr 21, 2018
IamD18:
Painment at its peak.

Her masticated, brutalized, scattered, grinded, destroyed, demolished and fvcked pussy has being fvcked and cannot be unfvcked, it can only be refvcked by those mopol men after being dumped by the her boyfriend.

Until these desperate ladies stop prioritizing marriage in their lives, men will keep playing 9jabet with their pussy, using marriage promises.
Yhu have said it all!
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle: Man Who Doesn't Make You ‘Cum’, Don't Waste Your Time With Him by johncallidon(m): 10:49pm On Apr 21, 2018
Yhur brain cells are dead bcoz of unemployment.
Bitch!!!
PoliticsRe: N3,000 Adult Levy Imposition In Imo By Rochas Okorocha Causes Tension In State by johncallidon(m): 10:45pm On Apr 21, 2018
dynicks:
hey guy! look here! look towards this direction.....shea u dey see this arm? shea u dey see'am well?.....no think say na wave I dey pass give u oooo.....y I dey talk be say u no go believe Wetin go land for ur face d next time u try this poo
Lolls... Funny dude. Yhu too much nigga!
FamilyRe: Lady Allows Her Hubby To Marry 2nd Wife, Even Feeds Her On The Wedding Day(pics by johncallidon(m): 10:39pm On Apr 15, 2018
Bullshit...! This is just a time bomb.
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Celebrates Her 36th Birthday With Beautiful Photos by johncallidon(m): 8:30am On Apr 13, 2018
HBD MAH.
CareerRe: Night Security My Colleagues Exposing Himself Always While Sleeping by johncallidon(m): 8:28am On Apr 13, 2018
Coldfeets:
Chai
English hard o... for some people.
It's a pity. cry
thunder wey no get parents fire you there. idiot
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi: "N950,000 Is My Monthly Salary As A Minister" by johncallidon(m): 8:34am On Apr 11, 2018
seen. next?
CelebritiesRe: Ummi Ibrahim Zee-Zee: "Dating Timaya, My Greatest Regret In Life" by johncallidon(m): 8:19am On Apr 10, 2018
Ok! NEXT?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Hosts Senators At His Daura Residence by johncallidon(m): 8:57pm On Apr 07, 2018
asawanathegreat:
They are planning to fail the next election nothing more.
yhu have said it all.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour’s Concert: No Rape Case In Our Command – Enugu Police by johncallidon(m): 9:54pm On Apr 04, 2018
TheLawTheLegal:
It is really surprising that some dimwits who go by the name ''Feminists'', chose to paint all Igbo mem as rapists, solely on an instagram account by an unknown idiot.

It is more annoying that majority of the girls who have 'yabbed' the Igbomen for the past few days are Igbo girls. These are probably the Igbo girls the Yoruba people describe as having hairs all over their body with yam legs.

Now it has been confirmed that no one has made a report of an alleged rape to the police. It is now left for any victim to make a report to the police.

It is on record that the police have a way of not making public those who have been raped, and even when the matter is taken to court, the judge may take the evidence of the victim in camera. So any victim should be assured of her protection.

The person who started this destructive rumour should be arrested and those Igbo girls who joined other tribes in castigating Igbo men can now hide their faces in shame while pouring ashes on their heads as a sign of repentance from their stupidity.
Am speechless and helpless for our women.
why paint us black like this nah?
EventsRe: Bride RIdes On Horse To Her Wedding At ECWA, Jos Plateau State by johncallidon(m): 12:35pm On Apr 01, 2018
Liliyann:
Nonsense!! Horse that she can always ride on Your wedding is a special day,everything you do that day must be special!! On my day, I will use private jet! I can't start my marriage with suffering!!!
so where is the nonesense in it? ab i na yhur wedding n?
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Easter Nairalanders by johncallidon(m): 6:58am On Apr 01, 2018
NaijaTechnician:
Happy Easter to you and your families as we celebrate our Father's greatest sacrifice through his Son, Jesus Christ. Have a blessed Easter Nairalanders!!
same to yhu all.
PoliticsRe: Students Hold Prayer In Yobe For Safe Return Of Abducted Dapchi Girls(pics) by johncallidon(m): 9:13pm On Mar 16, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Wasted Prayers,
It's like praying that Jack doesn't die in the movie Titanic.
seconded

EducationRe: UTME 2018: NSCDC Arrests Rev’d For Extortion by johncallidon(m): 6:53pm On Mar 13, 2018
seen! Next?
CrimeRe: "I Use Special Key To Steal SUV, Sell Each For N50,000" - Suspect (pic) by johncallidon(m): 2:05pm On Mar 09, 2018
oshe11:
Na pindult
funny Yhu. you've made mah day thanks.
CrimeRe: "I Use Special Key To Steal SUV, Sell Each For N50,000" - Suspect (pic) by johncallidon(m): 1:53pm On Mar 09, 2018
oshe11:
50k?

Why didnt I meet them b4 they were caught?
dude this picture is mad. na pikin abi na adult be did huh?
CrimeRe: Mother Catches Neighbor Raping Her 9-Year-Old Daughter In Bayelsa (Photos) by johncallidon(m): 1:34pm On Mar 09, 2018
Nah. not again. this man is a beast.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by johncallidon(m): 10:33am On Mar 09, 2018
trash.
CelebritiesRe: "You Need Jesus, Not Me" - DJ Cuppy Tells A Fan Crushing On Her by johncallidon(m): 9:13pm On Mar 06, 2018
franchasng:
Financial success is very vital for every man angry

I pray for all the hardworking young men reading this that God will favour your struggle for financial freedom so you can be reasonable and respected by the society.

It hurts to be financially handicapped as a man. If it was Anthony Joshua or Phyno or Mark Zuckerberg or Iheanacho or Paddy Adenuga that sent her that DM, believe me, she would have been blushing by now and will definitely give him green light to come closer, its really an unfair world we living in.

God help your sons, bless the works of their hand so they can be respected cry

...and women can be so insensitive and mean, if it were a guy that a lady sent such, he won't mock her this way no matter how poor she is sad
.....And I say Amen to that.
FamilyRe: My Daily Routine As A Lagos Father by johncallidon(m): 8:45am On Mar 03, 2018
Good one Op!
PoliticsRe: Johnson Aguiyi-ironsi's 94th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by johncallidon(m): 8:22am On Mar 03, 2018
EvilChild:
He lasted longer than your dad who's a 10 seconds man, rubbish.
Igbo can never rule Nigeria again.
We the Fulanis own this nation, there's nothing any one of you can do about it
Sorry
FamilyRe: Man Forced Into An Arranged Marriage At 24 Shares How He Ends The Marriage by johncallidon(m): 6:31am On Mar 02, 2018
I love your courage man.
maximum respect to Yhu Man.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Trailer Carrying Mama Gold Flour Turns Over In Lagos (Photos) by johncallidon(m): 8:15pm On Feb 25, 2018
AyamConfidence:
iffa wound you ehn

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