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Celebrities / Re: "New Cat With Grammyā€¯: Fans React After Davido Called Burna Boy 'New Cat' by johncallidon(m): 12:14am On Jun 10, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Burna my niggar

Davido is just a frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and yet he dishes out dog shitt to his fans ....Davido is no where near this my play list at home

cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
wizkid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
post malone( the music wizard)
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One din
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..
Can you help me with a screenshot of your play list for easy downloading brO.
Music/Radio / Re: Best Love Songs From Nigeria Ever To Enjoy Your Valatine by johncallidon(m): 8:37pm On Feb 14, 2023
chiboycue:




Kuchi Kuchi (oh baby ) by Jodie
Searching by OJB Jezreel
Onyinye by Obiwon
Kpo Kpo Di Kpo by Faze
Bolanle by Junior & Pretty
Need somebody by Faze

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Nairaland / General / Re: Most Extreme Pictures. by johncallidon(m): 12:23am On Feb 11, 2023
[quote author=johnydon22 post=41925571] [b][i]No not really are they looking for ways to die. they only understand the simple pleasures of life... While many are swimming in the delusion of getting a better life after this one others are realizing that there won't be any you after you are dead.

That the most important time of your life is now and the most important place is here and all you have got is this.

So they live their life as it should, have fun, fall madly in love, eat what you like, have sex, adventures, crazy crazy escapades and extreme fun..

While Africans are jumping from one crusade house to the other looking for another life others are living the lives they've got the best they can...

I have always maintained that "People who are think they have some good nice place better than the earth that they will go to after they are dead are not really living, they are just waiting to die.."

I choose to live

Life is short, nobody should take it too serious because none is getting out of it alive.
You just spoke to me.

Romance / Re: My Mum Doesn't Want Us To Get Married Because Of This Picture by johncallidon(m): 6:51pm On Feb 08, 2023
[quote author=marlow1962 post=120741862]Listen to your mum, she's trying to save her only child from doom.
Bumshort in public, exposing your dirty chicken pox killed lap (how pathetic)
Rotf& lols.... You're very funny bro...

Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Killed This Snake In My Room. by johncallidon(m): 4:16pm On Dec 14, 2022
[quote author=Urheadmaster post=119129185] You killed the snake beyond la la identification.
Lols.
Romance / Re: This Is Why She Doesn't Respect And Value You (the See Finish) by johncallidon(m): 1:51pm On Nov 25, 2022
Na man you be.
Beta talkinson

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Romance / Re: Old Flames; Share Your Experience. by johncallidon(m): 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2022
I'm here to learn
Culture / Re: Child Dedication In Nigerian Churches by johncallidon(m): 1:19pm On Nov 25, 2022
Not really. My thought tho.
Family / Re: Man Caught His Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Pastor On Their Matrimonial Bed by johncallidon(m): 11:55am On Nov 18, 2022
Calibrator:
When you understand human nature to an extent then human behavioural patterns like this stops surprising you.
I will keep that in mind.
Sports / Re: Uchenna Kanu Provides An Assist As Tigres Wins The Mexican League by johncallidon(m): 6:15am On Nov 17, 2022
IGBO AMAKA TO THE WORLD!
Politics / Re: Otega Ogra, Swanky Jerry, 21 Other Nigerians Make MIPAD Global Top 100 List by johncallidon(m): 6:09am On Nov 17, 2022
Congratulations to them
Romance / Re: Lady Who Graduated Meets Her Mum Who Fries Akara, She Signs On Her Shirt by johncallidon(m): 7:23pm On Nov 14, 2022
grin
Romance / Re: Lady Who Graduated Meets Her Mum Who Fries Akara, She Signs On Her Shirt by johncallidon(m): 7:22pm On Nov 14, 2022
cheesy
Crime / Re: Transgender Influencer, Nikita Dragun Placed In Men's Unit Of Jail After Arrest by johncallidon(m): 10:35am On Nov 10, 2022
OkokobiokO!!! LMAO!
PLS. CAN SOMEONE GIVE HER/HIM MICROPHONE, SO THAT SHE/HE WILL TELL US HOW SHE/HIM SURVIVED IT.

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Food / Re: The Delicious Egg Sauce I Cooked by johncallidon(m): 10:21am On Nov 10, 2022
Buddha3:
Una go dey busy dey cook nonsense and nairaland moderators will be promoting mediocrity.

Wetin concern egg sauce and that sand-filled local version of crayfish wey dey give odd aroma to soups sef?

Pocohantas will soon come here to show her primitive culinary knowledge. Mtscheew!
Must you bring in your bad Energy?

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Saved Us From Being Kidnapped On The Lagos-Ibadan Expressway - Lady by johncallidon(m): 10:11am On Nov 10, 2022
Thank God you are lucky this time..
Next time I don't think you would be.
Those guys are being sponsored by Government.
Know this and know peace.

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Family / Re: My Dad And I Aren't In Good Terms by johncallidon(m): 10:01am On Nov 10, 2022
angry
Family / Re: My Mother's Friend Advised My Mother To Disown Me by johncallidon(m): 9:54am On Nov 10, 2022
Messi1:
Why is everybody giving me gbass gboss
WELCOME TO NAIRALAND!!!

Business / Re: Four Major Events Since CBN Announced Naira Notes Redesign by johncallidon(m): 7:44am On Nov 08, 2022
itsene:

Go to the village and farm
Nothing for you in the city.
Back to sender!

Business / Re: Four Major Events Since CBN Announced Naira Notes Redesign by johncallidon(m): 9:14pm On Nov 07, 2022
What will I use this information and do now?

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Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by johncallidon(m): 11:45am On Nov 05, 2022
jojothaiv:

I tell you!

Senior man, you know say if we no hustle, shishi no go gum pocket. Like this, like this, I don enter street go reason how today matter go be....
Good luck brO.

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Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by johncallidon(m): 10:57pm On Nov 04, 2022
jojothaiv:
If e soft for your side, use am well.

After all the waka waka, na 700 naira follow me enter house, I use 300 naira guide aza use 200 naira win half mudu of garri, 100 naira for kuli kuli, 50 naira for transport, 50 naira for Sunday Offering...
Sapa na Bastard.
Food / Re: The Noodles I organized as Dinner. by johncallidon(m): 10:50pm On Nov 04, 2022
I Observed from the look of things, that you have a happy home.
May your marriage be Lovely that you Celebrate a GOLDEN JUBELEE with your husband and household.

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Food / Re: How Much Is 1 Cup Of Rice In Your Area by johncallidon(m): 8:57pm On Oct 25, 2022
Foreign #200
Local #150
Crime / Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by johncallidon(m): 5:50am On Oct 25, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
This people from the dead sun are actually evil and wicked. Imagine doing this to a 2 month old baby, what else can't they do? Peter Obituary is this one's mentor o.
Young man where is thy Conscience
Must you joke with everything
Oh God where is HUMANITY

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by johncallidon(m): 5:44am On Oct 25, 2022
His Crime was that "HE WAS CRYING LIKE OTHER BABIES DO"....
I felt heartbroken when reading this with my wife.

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Agriculture / Re: Floods Submerge Olam Rice Farm in Nasarawa by johncallidon(m): 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2022
GavelSlam:


You too get sense.

Jollof Bitcoins and fried Etherium go good for Christmas Dinner.
Lols.
Comrade EASY'OOOOO!
{Nairaland Best respond of the year}

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Agriculture / Re: Floods Submerge Olam Rice Farm in Nasarawa by johncallidon(m): 8:25pm On Oct 07, 2022
Hie!!! What have we done to deserve all this
We've been complaining of bad leaders, now NATURE IS NOT SMILING AT US TOO.
Politics / Re: Obi-dients Couple: Newly Wedded Couple Joins March For Peter Obi In Abuja by johncallidon(m): 8:30pm On Sep 24, 2022
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: The Moment Portable Went Crazy At An Event (Photos, Video) by johncallidon(m): 8:58am On Sep 12, 2022
He who the gods wants to kill, they first make him to run mad.
Crime / Re: Heavily Pregnant Woman Arrested With Meth In Edo by johncallidon(m): 8:51am On Sep 12, 2022
Every body is looking for a means to survive.

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