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PoliticsRe: How Buhari Plans To Wipe Out Boko Haram, Create Jobs—Osinbajo by johncreek: 8:45am On Dec 23, 2014
Even if I won't vote buhari for any reason;
I think I will for the fact that ex youth corpers will ve stipend for a year before employment.
PoliticsRe: Christmas: NSCDC Deploys 55,000 Personnel, Sniffer Dogs by johncreek: 8:45pm On Dec 22, 2014
What is that suppose to mean?
Sniffing Dogs in Nigeria?
Very funny I tell;
Like it works in this part of the country.
Yimu!
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos From Scene Of Bomb Blast In Gombe Today by johncreek: 6:44pm On Dec 22, 2014
Gaskiya!
I don't know if I can continue to stay in this country.
Are this human beings or roasted meat?
God.....
Am just not scared but confused if this is the country I once knew.
PhonesRe: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by johncreek: 9:36am On Dec 22, 2014
iamrealdeji:
Well,dullard is what MKO called Abacha till the dullard had him incarcerated for years having control over the life of the one that called him a dullard
Sir; I still insist that not all of them is as dullant as you.
RomanceRe: She Broke Up When I Told Her No Sex Before Marriage by johncreek: 8:35am On Dec 22, 2014
Are you sure you are actually not impotent?
Am just curious o
PhonesRe: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by johncreek: 8:30am On Dec 22, 2014
anumide:
All this grammar just to prove that u've been hanging around dumb women? Pele, I feel ur pain, come take cheeseballs
Am so grateful for telling that dullant the truth.
God will not diminish your wisdom. Amen
PhonesRe: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by johncreek: 8:28am On Dec 22, 2014
iamrealdeji:
Ofcourse you'll insist because you fall on the category of dumb guys I was referring to,its not your fault,dumbness is natural,could be hereditary,but try to be smart by learning from others,its not that easy but try
I still insist sir that not all of them is as dullant as you are. Shikena!
PhonesRe: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by johncreek: 9:18pm On Dec 21, 2014
iamrealdeji:
You're one of the few dumb guys I'm talking about in this statement:
That's what I'm saying,all these girls dissing me without reading what I said properly,guys would rather have mixed feelings because guys are generally smarter,really smart guys would understand me,averagely intelligent guys wouldn't really understand and either keep mute or ask me to explain better,dumb guys would diss me,i said girls are not this smart which means they're not as smart as boys,and that's just how it is,its reality,it has nothing to do with dissing or downgrading women,the percentage of male Nobel laureates are more than women Nobel laureates,the percentage of male great scientists and researchers is more than women,the percentage of male inventors is more than female inventors,the percentage of guys that understand my statement is more than girls that understand my statement
I still insist; not all of them is as dullant as you.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Guys On Nairaland That Are Good Husband Material by johncreek: 5:10pm On Dec 21, 2014
Where is my name?
what kind of bureacracy bottle neck is this??
RomanceRe: Top 10 Guys On Nairaland That Are Good Husband Material by johncreek: 5:09pm On Dec 21, 2014
Where is my name?
what kind of bureacracy bottle neck is this?
PhonesRe: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by johncreek: 2:40pm On Dec 21, 2014
iamrealdeji:
exactly,women ain't always this smart
Not all of them are dullant like you.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Ladies On NAIRALAND That Are "Potential" Wife Materials. by johncreek: 2:27pm On Dec 21, 2014
@OP this thing you are doing is bad!
Why will you be publishing fine fine girls pictures?
Do you want to kill us?
Was just looking at one pix; the no 8 and I no even knw when I go carry vaseline.
This is not good
You are forcing us to fornicate fa.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Ladies On NAIRALAND That Are "Potential" Wife Materials. by johncreek: 2:16pm On Dec 21, 2014
redcliff:
You would never make front page...... not.. btw i wonder what people see in farano... shes not attractive to me
Sorry it made front page tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Some Wrong Prayers Often Prayed In Church. by johncreek: 1:43pm On Dec 21, 2014
Na wao!
So what happened to "since the time of john the baptist the kingdom of God suffereth Violence and the violence taketh it by force"?
CelebritiesRe: "I'm Too Young To Get Married" -timaya Claims by johncreek: 10:29pm On Dec 20, 2014
how does it affect my food allowance?
CelebritiesRe: I Have The Biggest Bum In Nollywood- Didi Ekanem (Pictured) by johncreek: 7:12pm On Dec 20, 2014
Smhhhhh!
Sheet Box
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by johncreek: 7:03pm On Dec 20, 2014
oche123:
men issue me ok, u cant contribute n d little i gave ,u wont appreci8
Oya tell me sorry so that I will tell you too sorry.
I am shy sef.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by johncreek: 6:52pm On Dec 20, 2014
oche123:
NEWS FRM D 2 DAYS WORKSHOP,, 27 corper r gra-nut seller not student,most of them cant read or write,,,,one of dem happen 2 b frm unn,he was sent to work in jamb office bt was unable to write his name,,,when he was ask what school r u frm,,,,his response was,,,, na UNNNEWS FRM D 2 DAYS WORKSHOP,, 27 corper r gra-nut seller not student,most of them cant read or write,,,,one of dem happen 2 b frm unn,he was sent to work in jamb office bt was unable to write his name,,,when he was ask what school r u frm,,,,his response was,,,, na UNNNEWS FRM D 2 DAYS WORKSHOP,, 27 corper r gra-nut seller not student,most of them cant read or write,,,,one of dem happen 2 b frm unn,he was sent to work in jamb office bt was unable to write his name,,,when he was ask what school r u frm,,,,his response was,,,, na UNN
No let me issue u insult oooo....
Is that all you got for us?
What about the resolution workshop?
Am angry ooo .
Somebody should tell me sorry.
PoliticsRe: Does Buhari Have A University Degree? by johncreek: 4:51pm On Dec 20, 2014
Yes he does have... #Haters
Christianity EtcRe: When A Born Again Christian Is Sex Starved by johncreek: 12:38pm On Dec 20, 2014
chai! the sperm go don thick like akamu! na wao!
BusinessRe: Job Losses Loom As Naira Sells 194 To Dollar by johncreek: 12:35pm On Dec 20, 2014
This is a blessing in disguise i must confess....
Enterpreneurs get ready to take over.
PoliticsRe: Mercy Johnson Excited About Pastor Adeboye's Decison On Buhari/Osinbanjo Ticket by johncreek: 12:19pm On Dec 20, 2014
enoqueen:
wetin concern her undecided
it tire me too ooo.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by johncreek: 3:11pm On Dec 18, 2014
Onwe101:
I just de read all dis tin eeehhhhh. hmmm.......i no even knw wetin to talk......waitn for nysc to debunk the rumour...mayb fake twiter acount...cos God knw say I no fit take dis tin....5 monthhuh hiaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its not fake o; this one pass rumour ooo.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Congratulates Buhari On His 72nd Birthday by johncreek: 10:23am On Dec 17, 2014
HugeMac:
On Jonathan and Buhari 2015
• Jonathan Will Win And Nothing Will Happen
Badero Olusola
Lately, the Internet has been buzzing with loads of
predictions, postulations, and endless rigmaroles. Some
reasonable and most tissues.
Like I will always confidently say, 'Jonathan and PDP will
win 2015 election convincingly without rigging or any
form of manipulation, as the APC would want to make us
believe. Jonathan don't need to rig before defeating
anyone in Nigeria. The structures are there for him to
utilize to his advantage. I will explain my observations as I
proceed.
Why Jonathan and PDP will always win
PDP is a conglomeration of amalgamated interests. It is a
house built by the 'Owners of Nigeria'. They conceived it,
nurtured it, watered it, grow it and now living in it. All the
notable power brokers in Nigeria are the founding
fathers
of PDP.
PDP is a party built on interest and no personality. It
doesn't have any religious or tribal coloration. It is the
combination of all interests that has been winning
election
for PDP in Nigeria and not the personalities. That is why
the Presidency of Nigeria is still in the grip of the likes of
Obasanjo, Danjuma, Gusau, IBB, Abdusalam etal. They
meet, they talk, they share, they fight, they embrace one
another in the estate called "Nigeria".
Jonathan is just the face of PDP. The representative of
these interests. These men choose governors, senators,
house of reps members, LG Chairmen, the state
lawmakers, ministers, commissioners, even the
councilors.
They protect their interests underground without any of
you knowing.
But they've give us a face - the President, to talk to every
time we are angry. At the end, their opinions will
supersede ours, even when they do comprise, their ways
is
Nigeria's ways.
They are the people called the 'Council of State.' They are
the power behind the President and the seat of
Presidency.
It goes to who will serve their interest, only.
They are in control of the police, army, INEC, and
whatever agencies of the FG. Their men are those in
command of these agencies.
That is why they said, "the seat of a President in Nigeria is
the most powerful seat in Africa". Whoever finds himself
on that seat, no mater how you hated him, he will
automatically be the controller of these powers.
These PDP Power Brokers made Obasanjo President
without the votes of Yorubas.
Obasanjo know this. He is a member of the group. He is
just being cantankerous in his recent vituperations. He
knows no one can defeat Jonathan in Nigeria. That is the
way Nigerian Presidency is built. It is an institution these
owners of Nigeria won't let outsiders occupy. What do I
mean by "outsiders"? If you are not in their clique, you
will
never rule Nigeria. Obasanjo broke the rule when he
brought Yar'adua and Jonathan. They could forgive him
for Yar'adua but not for Jonathan. But instead of them
joining Obasanjo to fight Jonathan, they are rather
supporting the President to deal with Obasanjo and his
interests. They don't trust Obasanjo. That's why
Obasanjo
is doing everything possible to turn America against
Jonathan and then get him change his mind from
contesting again. He knows that the way Nigerian
Presidency is built, nobody can defeat an incumbent
President in Nigeria.
Secondly, PDP seems to be more grassrooted than the
APC. APC controls 16 states, compared to 19 of PDP.
APGA
will always mobilize for Jonathan in Anambra. All PDP
National Assembly members will work for their own
return and invariably work for Jonathan.
You may want to mention Lagos, Rivers, Sokoto and Kano
are under APC. But have you forgot that southwest is no
longer under the tight grip of APC? Have you forgot
they've
lost Ekiti and Osun is shaking? Ogun is not sure and Oyo
is
scattered? Ondo is PDP and lagos PDP have presented
Agbaje. Jimi Agbaje is a candidate to beat.
Rivers state is originally a PDP state. Don't expect
everyone
to go with Amaechi. Don't expect a bulk vote for APC in
lagos, Kano and Rivers. In fact, don't expect any bulk
votes
for APC in the states their governors were formerly of
PDP.
It will never be a bulk vote for any APC candidates either
in
those states.
Mind you, the owners of Nigeria are lurking by the
corner
and will also swing things in favor of their favorite
interests
protector.
Have you asked yourself "why the Presidential Election
will
come first in the general election?" It is a strategy put in
place by power brokers to forestall any sabotage or any
sellout to the second term ambition of Jonathan. If you
betray him in your state and he lose, you will have
something to deal with in the remaining 3 months of
your
tenure. Since all of them are thieves, they'll protect their
loots. Same goes to some APC state governors too. Some
of them will cut deals with the Presidency at the eleventh
hour, to safe their heads too.
Seeing loads of articles online and thousands of
comments
abusing the President and his party, PDP, I am reminded
of the 'SCOTLAND Referendum" of September 18, this
year.
It was obvious the young generation of Scottish people
wanted to get off the ramshackle of poverty, induced
from
Westminster in London. Online activism sprung up like
bees. Jingles and street campaigns. It was marvelous.
Independence was near.
But, the morning of September 19 brought many
disappointments and heartbreaks. When the reality
started
settling in. The Nationalist were loosing. By the end of
19th
of September 2014, the results were ready. The Scottish
voters rejected independence. They voted to remain part
of the United Kingdom.
"How could this happen"? People were shocked. "But we
won on the social media. YouTube, Twitter and all the
online media outlets on earth felt the shout of 'we want
freedom' of the Scottish people". But the owners of the
country. The aged. The pensioners. The real British
people
who have come of age. Whose understandings of the
British workings transcend the normal ignorance of
today's youth. Those who knows better - voted for the
UNION.
They were 55% and those youths who wanted
independence were 45%. Case closed.
Same is happening in Nigeria today. Winning election is
beyond Facebook or Twitter. Those ardent critics of PDP
on Facebook are not even voters. Some won't even vote
on that day. Some are fake FACEBOOK accounts without
a
life. All these are what is giving the opposition hope. I call
is
"false hope".
Everyone is already thinking "only God can stop Buhari".
Which Buhari? The same "Clueless" Jonathan will not only
stop him, he will disgrace him.
Jonathan or PDP don't need to rig any election before
they
can win. The structure is there. All he need is to
consolidate on the 19 states under PDP. And win 25% of
votes cast in 5 more states and he will be home and dry.
Buhari needs to look inward into crises ridden fabrics of
APC and its managers across the states under its control.
The pictures they are presenting to the General, about
southwest votes are not reliable.
If you heard about Jonathan's victory next year, before
you go out and soak urself in Blood, take a second look at
this post again.
Like the Scottish people who voted "YES" but still lost,
some of you will not understand why Nigerians would
vote
for Jonathan, until after the election. During the Scottish
referendum campaign, the youths were seen on video
taunting the Labour Party Ministers on the street of
Glasgow. The voters were watching and shaking their
heads that "are these the young ones we will leave the
runnings of this country to?"
Nigerians will ask same question from the APC as the
campaign starts, and in their usual manners, they will not
stop castigating the office of the President and at the
same
time threatening to kill whoever vote for Jonathan. By
February 14 next year, the people will choose between a
Good, focus government and a terrorist political party
full
of bloodsuckers!
"Politics is not magic. It requires strategies"
To be continued...
Upon all this write up na only one like you get.
Eya!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: December 13 Sterling Bank Online Test A Massive Flop by johncreek:
It was serious flop
But later succeded and scored 76% and was told 80% is the pass mark.

FamilyRe: He Is Punishing Me On Our Honey Moon by johncreek: 6:41pm On Dec 13, 2014
Beey:
Being physically tall or developed doesn't guarantee mental maturity.Some are 6ft tall but have the brain of a 6 month old.#myhumbleopinion.
grin
FamilyRe: He Is Punishing Me On Our Honey Moon by johncreek: 9:17pm On Dec 12, 2014
Badgers14:
@Blesie,

I believe your story that its real, this is my opinion. everyone has different experience about sex, personally, I didnt know that people could get pregnant and have a baby when they have sex until my JSS2. because at church the priest always ask for women looking for fruit of womb to come to the altar for prayers, I honestly thought that was how it was done until my inter-science class in Jss2. that being said, so many references you made like sucking his ding dong and him preferring certain positions. they are not bad at all, those things come with experience and eventually you will come to enjoy it.
let me share my personal story with, my exGF, our first sex, she layed on her back like i will just slide in my dongoyaro, I started with licking her kittens, she was very shocked and surprised like WTF am I doing wink, but she went ahead and enjoyed it when she climaxed she was very shocked like , what just happenedsmiley, she was very happy and a little bit shy like she peed on herself kinda thing, I forgot to mention, this was her first sexual experience. She was shocked as well when i asked her to suck my dong,her word, "babe why are you doing this to me" she probably felt that was not right, I replied, "doing what?, i just licked your kittens" and she kept quite.
I believe what am getting at here is that people have different sexual exposure based on where and how they grew up. also understanding between both partners goes a long way too, because people will be acting based on what they already knew or have experienced.
Secondly, his roughness, everyones differs on this, some like it rough, some like it slow and steady. if you could adjust to his style, chop am clean mouth nothing do you cool, if not wait on his happy times, there will definitely be a time he is happy and calm with you, sit him down and tell him how you feel about him being rough, you like it slow and steady or ..... however you like it. Am confident he will understand. lastly, do not involve the pastor or family just yet, remember after everyone talks to him, they will leave and its going to be both of you left in the house. you could also pray about it too.
Good luck!!!
When u were licking the kitten was it sweet?
TravelRe: Over 100 Nigerians deported from Norway, three others by johncreek: 4:55pm On Dec 11, 2014
Shebi before it was Ghana must go now its Nigeria must go.
Karma! ; What goes around comes around.
PoliticsCongratulation To Buhari As The Presidential Flag Bearer Of APC by johncreek(op): 4:38pm On Dec 11, 2014
After several hours of speculation Buhari has finally emerged as the winner of the All Progressive Congress presidential Flag bearer.
Congratulation to him!
Nairalanders let's congratulate him.
NYSCRe: Why Do Some Married Ladies Commit Adultery During NYSC? by johncreek: 4:08pm On Dec 11, 2014
What about the men that seduces them to do it has their portion of blames been given to them?
Never the less; a slot will always remain a slot irrespective of how enclosed you try to make them be.
Smhhhh.... Ashawo
PoliticsRe: I’m In Lagos But My Heart Is In Kano” – Atiku Reacts To Bomb Explosions by johncreek: 10:03pm On Dec 10, 2014
kano on my mind indeed.
just tell us ticket on your mind otherwise you will have flown down to kano to show your real love.... smhhhh!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Invitation For Online Test by johncreek: 9:58pm On Dec 10, 2014
beau49:
Smh....lol NL people no go kill me with laugh.

Sent check your mail.
grin

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