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When will the A15 online registration begin?

obowunmi:
Lies.

Even you?

Jenams:
who is dis imbecilic almajiri? I'm sure dis was ur plan wen u promised to mk d country ungovernable! Right? Damn u guys! Enjoy d blood bath! Get soaked in it! My flight ticket is already booked, wen una wan start una madness for dis abj, na to fly go my waff city #NO TIME!

Coward!

Let's know different types fish feeds and the name of the products.
Am a potential Fish Farmer.
So please let's help ourselves.
Thanks.

seriously am so touched by several stories. @ OP pls dont ignore this thread because you are employed now....... Come out aand motivate the down casted. This is the time we need each other. God bless NAIRALAND.

Nelrulez:
I followed my friend and the girlfriend down to the embassy for the interview. We got there as early as 6am in the morning while I sat go the car praying hard for my friend because he promised to part with 200 dollars after the whole thing. Well, I wasn't allowed to enter so I sat in the car waiting for the young couple to come back with good news but alas they came back with frown. OmG! They were denied. Actually I had to force myself not to laugh because the look was so unpleasant, if a new born baby should spot that kinda look on his arrival to plane earth, the baby might be tempted to go back to heaven. I later asked my friend what transpired in there and I was told the consular asked them about their responsibility and they couldn't give a convincing answer. The so called couple broke up 2weeks after the interview.

Uncle! You can lie ooo

justwise:
It does not and i still maintain that you lied before, don't try to dress it up.

Haa!
You can lie ooooo

What a funny Trend

InkHearT:
I Postulated the estimate/approximate of the total sum(thus, #35k)... not exact amount. FYI, #500 daily for 30/31 days should give #15,000/#15,500 + alawi (#19,800) that equals #34,800/#35,300 ... I "did the math" before posting what i did earlier...

Mind you its increment from #250 to #500.
Which means its only additional #250 daily.
I hope u get it friend.

The allowee will not be up to 35k but it will be above 26k; do the math.

MoneySoldier:
Way back in primary school my mates were scared of me cos I was a rough kid, but in primary 4 history was set to be made, as in confirm new record, I should be within 8/9years old

On this faithful day I sat back in class when others went for break cos I had been flogged earlier by my class teacher for issues related to undone assignment, though sited peacefully but angrily, when all of a sudden some girls gathered at a far end of the class who didn't go for break were busy gisting and yelling on top of their voices, so being a King Kong of the class and someone others feared, I was like,

"You people should stop making noise, if you want to make noise better go outside"

But I had forgotten they had the right since it was break time, but to my uttermost surprise, one of them in their midst Tope by name, I won't forget that name till I die, was like,

"Is it not break time?, why ll you tell us to keep quiet?" She fired back at me,

And coupled with the anger I already had in my treasure box, I was like,

"Am I the one you re talking to?"

But I got a bigger shocker when she replied back saying,

"Enn ennhn what ll you do?"

That statement infuriated me that the wires in my brain began to spark, 'see this girl sha, she no dey fear me' I said in my mind,

I left my sit in anger to discipline her but if to say I dey forsee the future I swear I for tanda for my sit, I walked up to her and just as I raised my hand to slap her, omoh nah there the fight take end for me,

I don't know if she played me film trick, I no just fit explain how e take happen cos as she hang my hand, I remember say I see myself for air, and the next thing was a nasty landing with my back, me on the floor and she on me, giving me all the hard punches her hands could gather, while your boy just dey ground dey struggle, that babe wicked ooo, I swear she for finish me if no be my class teacher barge in come save me.

As if that was the end, we were both summoned and this time class don dey full back, as I was trying to explain, I tried my best not to cry, but the stupid tears wouldn't obey me, the thing just begin pour freely by emself as I dey try to explain,, ccchoii, that was E.O.D for me.

Base on popular kid wey I be, that incident was one of the most popular things, spreading like a wild fire in the whole school, it was such an embarrassing and crazy experience, when I remember it I can't help but laugh at myself. Lolz

You sure say she no be witch? Cos I had similar story with Oluchi.

infobiz9ja:
What an elder sees while sitting down a young man/woman can't see from atop a tree. The words of elders are words of wisdom so try as much as possible to reason with elders b4 u make the biggest mistake of your life.

Now a days that proverb does not imply in this modern World.
Parents now a days are selfish. Sorry to say; some just want you to go for their kind forgetting you will be the one to live with the spouse. My 1 cent sha.

H.B.D WULLNP