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Politics / Re: Gov. Udom Emmamuel Recieves 2 New Airbus For Ibom Air. by JohnEazy(m): 7:19pm On Nov 22, 2022
Governor Obaseki joined Governor Udom Emmanuel to inaugurate Ibom Air's 2 new Airbus 320 aircrafts.
Ibom Air is clearly ruling Nigerian skies
#IbomAir

God bless Akwa Ibom State

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Politics / Gov. Udom Emmamuel Recieves 2 New Airbus For Ibom Air. by JohnEazy(m): 7:14pm On Nov 22, 2022
New Airbus A320 200 series arrives Akwa Ibom state today.
Akwa Ibom State just unveiled 2 New Airbus 330 200 series Aircraft to add to the already sophisticated #IbomAir fleet of Aircraft.

GOVERNOR UDOM EMMANUEL IS WORKING

FLY ibomair

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Free World Must Stand With Iranians, Against Oppression By The Regime. by JohnEazy(m): 6:34pm On Sep 24, 2022
You want the free world to bring down the govt of iran the way they did to lybia?...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission ("NERC") Is Recruiting. by JohnEazy(m): 6:08pm On Sep 15, 2022
Please any past questions will be very much appreciated....I just got the invite
Politics / Labour Party Town Hall Meeting Uyo by JohnEazy(m): 6:04pm On Aug 02, 2022
No too much talk ...We are the Structure!!! Akwa Ibom is very Obidient..
And we no dey give shi shi o
imagine if we dey give shishi

https://twitter.com/i/status/1554443492859994119

@lalasticlala

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Celebrities / Re: Ugezu: Money Rules Religion. Bishops Don't Anchor Funerals, Weddings Of The Poor by JohnEazy(m): 8:52pm On May 01, 2022
So true

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Romance / Wedding Anniversary!!! by JohnEazy(m): 10:43am On May 01, 2022
https://www.nairaland.com/6521779/wedding-invitation


Its been 1 year of God's faithfulness, 12 months of his blessings, 52 weeks of constant Grace, 365 days of His mercies, 8760 hours of understanding, 525960 minutes of God's love, and 31,536,000 seconds of companionship.
I want to thank God for giving me a successful marital life with the woman I love.

#MarraigeAnniversary
#HappyMarriageLife

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Romance / Re: What Sexual Denial Can Cause And Cost You? by JohnEazy(m): 9:10am On Apr 28, 2022
dirtydiva:
@OP, you got it wrong with ds write up, no matter what your wife did or does to you it should not warrant you to beat her up, her parent did not sign such agreement with you as the husband, before you took her to alter and also disturb her family and clan dat you want to settle down with her didn't you check all ds? There are ways to deal with sexual pressure as a husband, I m not married but had a galfrnd whom I lived with like we're couple, I never cheated on her even when the opportunity to do so came up due to her rejecting my advances but you need to understand that home pressure can affect her and also the effect of kids in home can reduce her drive. Talk to her over it and win her soul and body back to bed not going physical, if she wants to pay you back for all the beating I m telling you that man go kpai small small via the food she go serve him. Make he no go bring out the dark side of his wife through beating
.


You have a point. But when you get married you will understand the Op more... I'm married and i have experienced what the Op said... May God help us

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mother And Child Buried Right Next To Their House In Irpen Ukraine (video) by JohnEazy(m): 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2022
You will come online and b posting emotional video looking for public sympathy... End this war una no gree... U think US will help you at their own cost?... Putin na cultist, Una don collect.
Romance / Feminism And Its Hypocrisy by JohnEazy(m): 1:26am On Feb 28, 2022
Is feminism only practiced when its favourable?

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Romance / Re: Prostitution On Imessage, Tinder And Badoo by JohnEazy(m): 9:22pm On Feb 24, 2022
Ikillbrokehoes:
I saw this on Instagram few days ago, why do you have to post it like it's yours, do you know that you can be sued for copywrite infringement?

Just like i said, my colleague told me the story and i copied it with his consent .... How else was i supposed acknowledge him as source?
Romance / Prostitution On Imessage, Tinder And Badoo by JohnEazy(m): 10:34pm On Feb 22, 2022
*********The story below was told to me by my friend********

Every girl that is on inmessage, Tinder and Badoo is doing prostitution and every guy that has those apps on his phone is looking for a prostitute. Nothing una wan tell me.

During my early days in Abuja, I had no female friends so one Friday afternoon, someone convinced me to download Tinder that I would meet interesting men and women that lived in the same area as me. I immediately downloaded but of course I didn’t download it to meet any man, that man dey crase. I immediately started swiping and liking pictures up and down until I saw one babe that was just less than 1km away from me.

I quickly messaged her and she responded almost immediately. Na this kind chat I dey like. In the next one hour, we had known the simple things about each other and so of course, the next line of action was to initiate a date for us to meet. Before I could ask, she was already initiating that we meet that evening. I been broke die that weekend so I wanted to postpone until next week because I no get money for fast food. In fact, the only N1k I had was for dinner that night and for Okada to ATM for when I got salary alert but this babe said she didn’t want us to go out, she wants to come to my house that evening.

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

When this babe came, I wasn’t disappointed. She looked even better than her pictures. She came indoors, and we were watching TV. I told myself that I was going to be a proper gentleman and not make any move as this was our first date.

Una know say bachelor no get chair, na only bed dey for ground so I was lying down and pressing my phone and she was sitting on the edge and watching TV. Then all of a sudden, I felt a hand on my thighs. I looked up from my phone and she was staring down at me with desire.

I looked up to the ceiling. I didn’t pray for this. But as e don come, make I take am like that. E no good when something wey you no work for, reach your hand and you come spoil am.

I pulled her over and 3 minutes later, we were both ready for the main thing. She pulled me in for one last kiss then she looked me in the eye and whispered something. I didn’t hear her well so I asked her to repeat.

“Na 10k for short time”

“What do you mean by 10k for short time?”

By now my whole body don dey on fire so I no dey understand both pidgin and English again.

“If you want to do, na 10k”

It was then my eyes cleared that she was just a prostitute. I sat down on the bed and shook my head. I don Bleep up. Kai. I dressed up and she dressed up too and I began to preach to her.

I wasn’t looking for a prostitute when I signed up on Tinder, I was looking for a friend and I can’t patronize her because I don’t pay for sex (not because I’m broke �).

We talked at length and she opened up to me about her life. She was an orphan, couldn’t finish University because her father died, came to Abuja to live with her Aunt but the aunt’s husband tried to sleep with her, she reported to the aunt and she threw her out, so she’s squatting with a friend and doing prostitution to help with the bills. She was a broken woman who needed a real job, a good friend and all the support she could get. She broke into tears and I comforted her. There I realized that behind even society’s bad eggs, there was a story to tell. I pulled her close to me and told her I’ll be her friend and support her whichever way I can.

I held her for long and somehow we started kissing again, this time it didn’t seem like a business transaction, this time it was real, it was romantic. I took off my clothes again and she took off hers, then just as we were to begin. I heard another whisper.

“As na you, pay N5k”

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Romance / Prostitution On Imessage, Tinder And Badoo by JohnEazy(m): 10:23pm On Feb 22, 2022
*********The story below was told to me by my friend********

Every girl that is on inmessage, Tinder and Badoo is doing prostitution and every guy that has those apps on his phone is looking for a prostitute. Nothing una wan tell me.

During my early days in Abuja, I had no female friends so one Friday afternoon, someone convinced me to download Tinder that I would meet interesting men and women that lived in the same area as me. I immediately downloaded but of course I didn’t download it to meet any man, that man dey crase. I immediately started swiping and liking pictures up and down until I saw one babe that was just less than 1km away from me.

I quickly messaged her and she responded almost immediately. Na this kind chat I dey like. In the next one hour, we had known the simple things about each other and so of course, the next line of action was to initiate a date for us to meet. Before I could ask, she was already initiating that we meet that evening. I been broke die that weekend so I wanted to postpone until next week because I no get money for fast food. In fact, the only N1k I had was for dinner that night and for Okada to ATM for when I got salary alert but this babe said she didn’t want us to go out, she wants to come to my house that evening.

I immediately accepted and gave her directions. Her house was less than 3 minutes okada from mine. I quickly borrowed my neighbor’s generator and his DSTV smart card as my own don expire. I wanted the date to be perfect.

When this babe came, I wasn’t disappointed. She looked even better than her pictures. She came indoors, and we were watching TV. I told myself that I was going to be a proper gentleman and not make any move as this was our first date.

Una know say bachelor no get chair, na only bed dey for ground so I was lying down and pressing my phone and she was sitting on the edge and watching TV. Then all of a sudden, I felt a hand on my thighs. I looked up from my phone and she was staring down at me with desire.

I looked up to the ceiling. I didn’t pray for this. But as e don come, make I take am like that. E no good when something wey you no work for, reach your hand and you come spoil am.

I pulled her over and 3 minutes later, we were both ready for the main thing. She pulled me in for one last kiss then she looked me in the eye and whispered something. I didn’t hear her well so I asked her to repeat.

“Na 10k for short time”

“What do you mean by 10k for short time?”

By now my whole body don dey on fire so I no dey understand both pidgin and English again.

“If you want to do, na 10k”

It was then my eyes cleared that she was just a prostitute. I sat down on the bed and shook my head. I don Bleep up. Kai. I dressed up and she dressed up too and I began to preach to her.

I wasn’t looking for a prostitute when I signed up on Tinder, I was looking for a friend and I can’t patronize her because I don’t pay for sex (not because I’m broke �).

We talked at length and she opened up to me about her life. She was an orphan, couldn’t finish University because her father died, came to Abuja to live with her Aunt but the aunt’s husband tried to sleep with her, she reported to the aunt and she threw her out, so she’s squatting with a friend and doing prostitution to help with the bills. She was a broken woman who needed a real job, a good friend and all the support she could get. She broke into tears and I comforted her. There I realized that behind even society’s bad eggs, there was a story to tell. I pulled her close to me and told her I’ll be her friend and support her whichever way I can.

I held her for long and somehow we started kissing again, this time it didn’t seem like a business transaction, this time it was real, it was romantic. I took off my clothes again and she took off hers, then just as we were to begin. I heard another whisper.

“As na you, pay N5k”

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by JohnEazy(m): 10:56pm On Jan 20, 2022
I wish us luck

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021 Knockout Phase full draw by JohnEazy(m): 10:55pm On Jan 20, 2022
I wish us a comfortable win
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This Appointment Letter Genuine? by JohnEazy(m): 9:29am On Jun 24, 2021
so you even get 400k for this regime?

https:///CEIcfvmAcF?amp=1

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Career / Re: Tiler Or Barbing, by JohnEazy(m): 8:11am On Jun 10, 2021
Guy.... learn Tiling o....at age 40+ you will rarely get customers in barbing because young guys mostly like patronizing younger hands...but one contract in Tiling can change your generational story.
Romance / Wedding Invitation !! by JohnEazy(m): 10:16am On Apr 24, 2021
As a proud Nairalander, i invite you all to my wedding in uyo,akwa ibom state.Date: 1st may 2021.

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Romance / Re: Reno Omokri On Stingy Women Association: 'Open A Business, Not Your Legs' by JohnEazy(m): 2:02pm On Jan 13, 2021
The real man.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG/CAC Free Registration Vs Aggregators Charade by JohnEazy(m): 3:41pm On Nov 05, 2020
The 1 in my state told me to foward it to his email.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG/CAC Free Registration Vs Aggregators Charade by JohnEazy(m): 3:38pm On Nov 05, 2020
Has any of them ask 4 money yet?
Romance / Re: Can You Explain The Meaning Of Life Using One Sentence? by JohnEazy(m): 4:06pm On Aug 16, 2020
Life is a vicious cycle

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Celebrities / Re: N-TYZE Entertainment Takes Humblesmith To Court. by JohnEazy(m): 2:03pm On Aug 12, 2020
As usual
Nairaland / General / Re: Mention The Good News That Made You Lose Your Appetite by JohnEazy(m): 8:13pm On Jul 13, 2020
i passed my Oracle exam

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Jokes Etc / Re: When We Fall Sick, Hilarious Pics We Can Relate To by JohnEazy(m): 4:48pm On May 05, 2018
lol....frontpage material
Fashion / Re: Photos From The First Saudi Arabia Fashion Week Where Men Were Not Allowed In by JohnEazy(m): 12:35pm On Apr 16, 2018
nice
Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by JohnEazy(m): 10:31pm On Jan 02, 2018
Nope
Crime / Re: 10 Things Police Unit Doesn’t Want You To Know by JohnEazy(m): 7:25am On Dec 09, 2017
OK.....
Car Talk / Re: $3million Bugatti Chiron Hypercar Gets A Worldwide Recall Over Bad Seat Welds by JohnEazy(m): 7:05am On Dec 09, 2017
OK....I'll return mine
Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Subject You Studied In Your Undergraduate Years by JohnEazy(m): 7:03am On Dec 07, 2017
None
Crime / Re: Budgit Staff, Moses Motoni Released By Nigerian Police (Photos) by JohnEazy(m): 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2017
Ok

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