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Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 2:40am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


lol, I should say 'thank you', I suppose?

when do you intend going back to either pledge or ola?
you should say thank you tongue...don't know yet
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 2:33am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


see, he has no evidence, if we were in the law court, would have sued you for a large sum of moneycheesy
grin grin...i have evidence,but don't worry.I forgive you
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 2:23am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


shockedshocked you caught me where? with who?....you can lie ehhhhtongue
I saw you sha..that's all I know....
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 2:17am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


hello? I didn't know it was you, he would have still said same thing if it were Monalisa and some other person...if he wanted to cast you, he would have said "Monalisa and ola"...bummmm! would have caught you, buh he's loyal to you, I guess..

hehehehe, you had no parotongue

did i miss you? you know the answer to thatcheesy
I caught you cheating...you don't miss me a bit angry
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:58am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


what? if I hear, I was even chatting with him same time I was chatting with you last night, he gave no clue, I intended asking after you from him, Buh I lost the courage to...

my instincts just do not disappoint metongue
He said monalisa and johneyhaz derailing thread since 19BC,I had to pull him one side...so He won't spoil my paro....you missed me right?
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:51am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


I can wait, I'm that patienttongue...lwkm, SMBH, and you denied your club earlier...CHELSHIT!!! I knew it, my instincts thoughtongue
sundoj08 gave u clue tongue
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:46am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


ehhhhh....you'll get it tomorrowtongue
then you will also have your answer tomorrow...God forbid I should man u fan grin grin
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:41am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


why you run away?
when you reply your mail tongue
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:38am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


lol, if I use vex wipe you E-slap ehhhh, I'm still angry with you
am sorry ...no vex for me
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:33am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:



why did you run away?


I'll, buh don't quote it, wipe it off from your end before quoting me, cool?


...April fool, I am not Olajorn tongue
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:22am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


I've been here chatting with you all the while? thinking you were a stranger? I jus knew it, Buh I couldn't place itangryangry
I didn't have bearing on nl without talking to you...we always find each other embarassed
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:15am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


shockedshockedshockedshocked...you are kidding, right?
no I am not, this is my oldest moniker after ipledge...it's Ola kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Why Are Nice Guys Only Good For Marriage Not Dating by Johneyhaz: 1:10am On Apr 01, 2016
KashyBaby:




Lets say...I juz have this special wand that do the magic tongue
Hahahahah...jk
I want to be a bad boy... I am Yoruba but am not a demon....I want to be a demon also
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:09am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, he ain't a big head, just kiddingtongue
ok...back to your former questions my former monikers are ipledge to ipledge infinity,olajorn tongue
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 1:03am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


the bighead I intended wooing disappeared without leaving a note, I might pick someone else, or just observe, dunno how to woo sfangry..my dp? yeah...why?
grin grin....why you won woo bighead sweetheart? grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Nice Guys Only Good For Marriage Not Dating by Johneyhaz: 1:01am On Apr 01, 2016
Op leave em gals oo
Romance / Re: Why Are Nice Guys Only Good For Marriage Not Dating by Johneyhaz: 1:00am On Apr 01, 2016
KashyBaby:
I have no idea actually coz every good guy I met, I turned them to bad boys tongue
how do you do this.. grin

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Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 12:57am On Apr 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


nope, i shouldn'tangry
I saw you on wooing thread...who are you going to woo...your do, is that you?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Johneyhaz: 12:23am On Apr 01, 2016
Daredevil season 2
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Johneyhaz: 12:19am On Apr 01, 2016
refiner:


undecided...
what? undecided
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Johneyhaz: 11:59pm On Mar 31, 2016
refiner:


undecided....wat do u mean by red light district?undecided
where do light is always red instead of being white or yellow
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Johneyhaz: 11:48pm On Mar 31, 2016
Wahala dey oo....hmmmm,what's my own business
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 11:43pm On Mar 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


I envy you already angry
yes you should
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 10:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


lol, true, we don fuçkup this season, Buh e never reach "over" fuckup nacheesy

how many movies did you later see?
3 I couldn't watch the 5th wave and misconduct...I have additional 2 now...scouching Tiger and uncaged
Romance / Re: Please Help My Friend :she's Becoming Sex Addict!! by Johneyhaz: 10:25pm On Mar 31, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
z that y you are here??
capital yes
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


yes! yes!! yes!!!cheesy...my interest is scatteredgrin....Leicester ko, I'm sure you ain't even a Leicester fan...lemme guess, chelshit fan?tongue
God forbid bad thing grin ,what makes us think that I am a chelsit fan...am a man u fan...but we don over Bleep up this year
Romance / Re: Please Help My Friend :she's Becoming Sex Addict!! by Johneyhaz: 10:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
hmmmm!!!!
eem u fine no be small wink
Romance / Re: Please Help My Friend :she's Becoming Sex Addict!! by Johneyhaz: 9:57pm On Mar 31, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
I was chatting with my friend today on whatsapp with my Droid pad, she always tell me she can't do without sex but I didn't believe not until today when she called that she's sick because she hasn't had sex since last week that her bf traveled.....


Please what can I do to help her...??

Thanks..
send me your address you look sweet..I can risk anything for you grin grin
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Johneyhaz: 9:45pm On Mar 31, 2016
ThePeacemaker:
*In Ycee's voice*
It's Nothinq
Ycee omo ahlaji
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 9:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, I never said I did na.
.okay oo, I don leave matter for Mathias
seems u have interest in so many things...you are united fan..up Leicester(joking)
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 9:10pm On Mar 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, I was never gonn' allow you discourage metongue...

batman v superman: dawn of justice? I got that movie the last time I travelled, guess what? I didn't get to see it, and it has been lent out...imma get it back and see for myself as well...

hey, you didn't answer my last question, dodger!!cheesy
do you know everybody on nl? Please leave matter for Mathias
Romance / Re: 6 Simple Ways Of Turning A Guy On by Johneyhaz: 7:50pm On Mar 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe, maybe I should just see it, if ion like it, I discard it...I've not come across this moniker until last night, you've got another one?
see it first I shouldn't discourage you...my friend told me batman vs super man is another bullcrap

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