₦airaland Forum

LORDSAMURAI:
HEHEHEHE chai if i was u, i will change seat asap. bro all dis gays hav been on my case since time immemorial, one saw my dp on facebook, he called me bcaus my number was on public seeing, he promise me heaven nd earth and as a sharp guy afta playing along 4 two weeks, i told him to send me transport money to abuja so i will visit him, and gbam d rich fool sent me 100 thousand naira. afta dat when he called i gave d phone to my army uncle, afta several threat on his life tru d phone, he stopped calling nd he 4got abt d 100k, dats how i flex dat month with free maga don pay money.

he be fool true true

LORDSAMURAI:
faints!!! i hope u punch him in his nose so hard?

I just wake up..because na night journey...I was sleeping,but I felt a hand holding mine...I couldn't sleep again till d end of the journey

LORDSAMURAI:
c my guy, girl neva romance u 4 bus once?

but guy had

LORDSAMURAI:
NO only ladies that i find interesting at that moment. "there was a time around last month when i was travelling 4rm lagos to delta with agofure motors, i sat with a fair beautiful lady nd as a freak dat i am, i started chatting her into becoming wet, bro when we got to ore 4 a stop to take lunch, we entered a five start restaurant, she drag me into their restroom nd we had sex though nt long, afta dat she bought a five star food 4 me, lol nd since then up till today, we hav been best of friends. i go with atleast two condoms in my wallet when going out.

chai to lie no dey fear you

naijaboiy:
[size=14pt]REFINER Please Dont think i wrote all this just to melt your heart,

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I wrote it so our hearts can melt together.

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Seriously if i Speak WHAT’S ON MY MIND Like a FACEBOOK ACCOUNT will you https://awesoftpro.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/facebook-like-button-png.png ME


When i found your profile, I became a believer!

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YOU MADE ME BELIEVE THAT TWO PEOPLE ARE MADE ESPECIALLY FOR EACH OTHER

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If you feel cold,

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I want to be there to warm you up

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When you are sad I want to be the one to cheer you up

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I sincerely hope that one day you will come to realize,


HOW PERFECT YOU ARE WHEN SEEN THROUGH MY EYES.

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[size=14pt]PLEASE SAY[/size] [size=17pt]YES![/size]

This Is dope

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misspicy:
It shouldnt be only awon werey...you people should add awon oloriburuku too




This reminds me of a guy in my secondary school days,his nickname was TROUBLE, the guy is always looking for trouble,entering one pshment or d other,he taught it was fun then,inshort we all loved the fun part of the nickname,i saw the guy last year,he hasnt even gained admission not to talk of working like the rest of us,he opened up to me that after secondary school he has been entering one trouble or the other......


anyway its none of my business so amma justicia sit here and eat my popcorn and fanta

But You mumu oo

dharay99:

yhuu ehn,
are yhu roaminq backwards
or forward in life...
Cus ionne qet y yhur siqqy
is still like dah†.

The moniker was just coming back from 4months Ban

demmy0325:
Have just bn observin this madness lately and cant Understand the motive of trying to form sm lame group and decided to name yourselves "awon werey 100%"... Its just childlish and silly to me... ..



... What is your point and what are you trying to tell Us... .. And if 2mrw u run mad now.. You know U dont have to blame the devil.. Its what u call Upon urselves...


You didnt name Ursef awon olorire 100%..



You didnt name Ursef awon alalubarika 100%.. Na awon werey 100% u see.. Smh... .. And dont tryna tel me its colloquail... It doesnt changes anything...





Coz me i dont Understand this silly trend from grown-ups.... ...

How does what i use as my sig solve your numerous problems

demmy0325:
Have just bn observin this madness lately and cant Understand the motive of trying to form sm lame group and decided to name yourselves "awon werey 100%"... Its just childlish and silly to me... ..



... What is your point and what are you trying to tell Us... .. And if 2mrw u run mad now.. You know U dont have to blame the devil.. Its what u call Upon urselves...


You didnt name Ursef awon olorire 100%..



You didnt name Ursef awon alalubarika 100%.. Na awon werey 100% u see.. Smh... .. And dont tryna tel me its colloquail... It doesnt changes anything...





Coz me i dont Understand this silly trend from grown-ups.... ...

why cant You mind your own business? If You like You can name urself anything,nobody care

boynigeria:
boss are u a NewYorker, i stay at Queens

yea bros, I stay in Brooklyn...Howard beach

boynigeria:
DUMBASS URE A NIGGA

NIGGA

NIGGA

NIGGA

AND THE MOST STUPPID ONE AT THAT
IVE GAT BLACK GUYS HERE IN NEW YORK TRYNA TRACE THEIR ORIGIN BACK TO Africa AND THIS self-servicer IS TRYNA TRACE HIS OWN AWAY?
URE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO UR FATHER AND ALL UR GENERATION
MUMU COMING ON NAIRALAND A NIGERIAN FORUM TO TALK SHIIT

Which part of New do you stay...to me, thé op doesnt exist

mulattoclaro:
your father and your prostitute of a mother is the ewu Gambia.

is this thé german op or someone else?

DrAify:
You did that to him

Hope he's still alive

Wyckoff hospistal don reject me,Amu coming to cleveland clinic

All i can say is Thére is God oo

Twaci:
Awww! Its normal jooor .

That's the same reason I broke Ipledge's head yesterday

Nneka123:
LWKMD!!

She did that? Tohpahz, you did that? hmmm

so why me?

hmmmm,why u ?.Answer pending

Nneka123:
Really, what's that?

I won Share Tohpahz money with you,she gave me 5k

Nneka123:
why?

I have a package for you

Mznelly

Nneka123:
Sup?

am always cool,being looking for u

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I dhe find "change"
Report wen una see am

J

Nneka123:
Wrist watch

Miss Nneka

asumo12:
up tohpahz ooooo!

I never get alert che na God still win?

Kingtom Don take your money go liberia,he won escape go ghana

MrsChima:
Suck my dick.

I swear i still dey wonder the tiimezone you working with

MrsChima:
The chunks you were eating na banana but mystery matters.

go to bed

Dondave11:
Oboi! Aw her kpekus be lyk na..

Be like banana smoothie

funlord:


I die if this 1 get husband!