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Romance / Re: Name A Nairalander Who You Think..... by Johneyhaz: 9:26pm On Mar 30, 2016
Jadekitana
Romance / Re: Chilling With Pinkjacket.. Studio Session In 30minutes by Johneyhaz: 8:24pm On Mar 30, 2016
Guy you need real brain resetting slap...your seems to be working in a wrong way...pinkjarcket ko pinkagbada ni
Travel / Re: The LAGOS STATE They Don't Let You See (video + Photos) by Johneyhaz: 4:40pm On Mar 30, 2016
And it front page..no comment
Politics / Re: Army Spokesman Say This Circulated Photos Were Taken During Training In 2012 by Johneyhaz: 3:06pm On Mar 30, 2016
iyatrustee:
The civilians kneeling down were also part of the traninig?
two pictures on different occasions joined together
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Johneyhaz: 12:39pm On Mar 30, 2016
naijaboiy:



Mr organizer I think the due date is kind too early , as we all know that ladies to longer time to make that kind of decision..to woo a gal sef,you have to be patient..now we are talking of ladies coming out to woo
Romance / Re: The 2016 Wooing Challenge [female Edition] *selection Thread* by Johneyhaz: 12:37pm On Mar 30, 2016
Chopin popcorn...I know there is gonna be lesser competition but more attention..
Romance / Re: My Neighbours Boyfriend Walks Half Nakeed Round The Compound by Johneyhaz: 12:27am On Mar 30, 2016
sundoj08:


In olamide's voice *like timaya baby i concur*

#OlamideInNYC
I dey one Chinese take out around that our street...omo dz place food mad mehn

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Romance / Re: ???????????????????? by Johneyhaz: 12:25am On Mar 30, 2016
sundoj08:

Yo! That party will be maddd. Some of my guys like that don book table for 8. It's like everybody's going aswear #TurnUp cool
mehn it's gats mad...my account manager don give me that day free... sad, yo showing up tomorrow?
Romance / Re: If You Got A Contract Of 300 Million Naira On Your Wedding Day.. by Johneyhaz: 12:15am On Mar 30, 2016
Please don't compare 300m contract with a wedding ceremony,they are incomparable..find things that are close

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Romance / Re: ???????????????????? by Johneyhaz: 12:11am On Mar 30, 2016
sundoj08:


I tell u bruh.. Motherfucker I'm solidly behind u, mess those bitc.hes up. And don't listen to all of em female apologists cos they're same. undecided
how far come collect your ticket cheesy grin
Romance / Re: My Neighbours Boyfriend Walks Half Nakeed Round The Compound by Johneyhaz: 12:11am On Mar 30, 2016
Only one different between op and mamagee..mamagee doesn't bore us with long story but op does...
Romance / Re: Help Pls by Johneyhaz: 11:56pm On Mar 29, 2016
HateU2:
Don't reply him bro.


By there seeds, we shall know them.
He's just a kid battling with depression and being a saddist also, it's a huge problem 4 him. He needs where to be here and 'bash' so that he can feel like a normal human being.


In short, give him silence is the best answer for a fool kind of a thing. You gerrit wink
I gat....We all make mistakes...nobody should anybody bad
Romance / Re: ???????????????????? by Johneyhaz: 11:54pm On Mar 29, 2016
Some gals will always bring insult to all gals with their wreckless comments


Np: kendrick Lamar - sing about me
Romance / Re: Help Pls by Johneyhaz: 11:44pm On Mar 29, 2016
Neyoor:


Yes.


Oh! I disappointed you by not putting up a fight you were expecting.

I'm a moralist like you said and you are the opposite. It's obvious we are two parallel lines.

So, what shall it favour me to exchange words with you?


good
Romance / Re: Help Pls by Johneyhaz: 11:39pm On Mar 29, 2016
Neyoor:


Noted!

You can now go back to bed little yob
is that all you have to say?you are a disgrace ...spit
Romance / Re: Help Pls by Johneyhaz: 11:35pm On Mar 29, 2016
Neyoor:


Pre-marital Sex

Unprotected Sex


Oran meji!

Ti e ti ba o



I pray you get pregnant and live to regret your egregious act
you are just a fool....you are wishing someone badluck,because you think she have sinned..is that what your pastor or imam teach you?

Problem with all these moralist,they are fvcking hypocrite
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by Johneyhaz: 9:23pm On Mar 29, 2016
ireneony:
im here
how can we make this thread interesting
Romance / Re: 5 Sure Signs That You Need A Vacation by Johneyhaz: 8:33pm On Mar 29, 2016
Cindy222:


We go use teeth abi stones do vacation lol....
mehn u are really vexing...me self don tire
Romance / Re: 5 Sure Signs That You Need A Vacation by Johneyhaz: 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2016
Cindy222:
I really really need that vacation but this change isn't helping Nigerians sha....
wetin change do yo?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by Johneyhaz: 8:18pm On Mar 29, 2016
Ireneony come back to your thread... tongue
Romance / Re: 5 Sure Signs That You Need A Vacation by Johneyhaz: 8:14pm On Mar 29, 2016
Be like say I really need vacation...I need to cool my head inside ocean water angry
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Johneyhaz: 9:36pm On Mar 28, 2016
Maybe that's why I gat little experience...I always play safe, I feel embarrassed easily...if a gal should hiss at me,I will feel like dieing on that spot

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Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Johneyhaz: 9:33pm On Mar 28, 2016
Smellymouth:
It happened couple of years back during my NYSC service year. I met this cute undergraduate on my way to Ikirun, Osun state where I was serving, became friends-->Lovers and she invited me over to spend the weekend at her place.


****Fast Forward ******



On that fateful day, I got to her hostel and met her hostel friends in her room, males/females; then it was BlackBerry Torch 2 that was in vogue, so I brought out my Silver BlackBerry Torch 2 and pretended I was making a call.Talking to my buddy; telling him how I got a contract with a construction firm, come and see lie na grin grin
That was how I got carried away, that I didn't even remember my ring tone again.The phone has been blasting " D'Banj's Oliver Twist " almost to the 2nd verse. cheesy
By the time I realized what was happening, all the ladies and dudes in the room were laughing their hearts out including the babe I went to see. cry cry
Mhennn,i just felt the floor should open and swallow me grin cheesy


Nota Bene:: Ireneony,falconey, Wristbangle ,una Weldone ooooo undecided undecided
I don die grin grin

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Johneyhaz: 7:06am On Mar 28, 2016
Omo abulesowo :- olamide - Np
Romance / Re: What Is The Average Age Bracket Of Nairalanders In This Section by Johneyhaz: 10:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
refiner:


grin...na u talk am ooo
yes you be pikin tongue
Romance / Re: What Is The Average Age Bracket Of Nairalanders In This Section by Johneyhaz: 9:58pm On Mar 27, 2016
refiner:


oga landlord*....how ur wife dey?.


a whole landlord* like u,wetin u dey kukuma find for romaceland?undecided
pikin grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Average Age Bracket Of Nairalanders In This Section by Johneyhaz: 9:35pm On Mar 27, 2016
Greene66:


Put that crap of yours on Craigslist.

You are fvcking cheap and broke. Let's get down that road. Bring your bank statement for the past 3 months let me bring mine. Let's see who's got it.

Ranting on nairaland doesn't make anyone lesser than anyone. Posting worthless trash like this your thread doesn't make anyone different from anyone. So yeah I'm gonna tell you I'm a kid yes but what I've achieved now, you that you are 40 you are yet to achieve it.

Come on man, let's see what you got.
I Bet This person owns the highest share in Goldman sach's

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Entertainment / Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by Johneyhaz: 9:28pm On Mar 27, 2016
shamecurls:
Okro remains my best soup
guy how many times I go tell you say efo riro is d king

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When People Want To Spit Out Everytime They See You? by Johneyhaz: 4:59am On Mar 27, 2016
You didn't start this thread with "hi all"...mamagee please edit

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by Johneyhaz: 11:42pm On Mar 26, 2016
ireneony:
what u did wrong was; calling my name on this quack thread.
because nobody woo you embarassed

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