MrsChima:


Keep it up and I will tell the world you ate me out on my peruod.

No...sheybi u Don finish ur period when i Chop ur kitty

MrsChima:


Shut up punk.

punny 10cent

MrsChima:


Uhhh..the truth?

Sugar mummy

KingTom:
I dey Liberia oh .

If You guys see kingtom,no near amu oo.he Don turn inmporter and exporter of ebola

KingTom:
That one don e kpai na?

she kpai so tey,no chance for resurrection

KingTom:
Really

Na toto You go use Our money fvck

sylvalord:
Hello, please type in English.

And this look like swahili to you

sylvalord:
And now her aim for deactivating her Account has been reached. She has gotten the attention she seeks. Go on, don't stop now. You bunch of ninnies!

Thats not her reason for deactivating,ishilove purnishing for the last minute role i played..go ask darkrebel and sonofmark

peeparty:
weldone dier soldier,u forgot to mention iplegde**winks**

When am Ipledge

jaymejate:

nor mind dem jor, like say miss nairaland go giv dem money.
make dem cum debate, dem nor go cum. Awon olodo

abeg i hear say, miss nairaland na jambite , na true?

the first runner up,Miss nairaland Na final year Nursing student

yorubaboiy:

I Don include,They Were dancing shoki on my head before

I repp oba awon University

Smh just 4pages and Miss nairaland now on its 169th page

mrpackager:

Amu Sorry ama include

MzNelly:



Continue jhoor

MzNelly:


Continue toasting her.

No oo,Amu not toasting her,i won use her do side chick

MizMyColi:

Nice job, i Must say

And three gbosa for dygeasy

Twaci:
I know u are . The list is hereunder.

N1billion.....for dad
N10million....for mum
An estate each for my brothers (5 of them)
A hospital complete with equipments and staff for my sis (Tohpahz)


Should I continue?

Hmmm ,Shey u accept instalmenter payment and Please i need discount

Tell me u didnt see anything

MzNelly:


Wetin?

Make me self greet my campaign team

you are the best thing that have happened to me this year(But If my gf Come tommorow say she Don get belle,that one pass uoo).You guys made imposible situation possible...i will like us to work together in future...

Thanks


Cc agarawu
Jacksparrow1207
Peeparty
Cowleg
Dharay
Oharay
Tohpahz
Herminus
Wristwatch
Mrpackager
Yorubaboy
TohpahzDofC
Darkrebel
Sir Kr0ne
Sir Laguna1

Please If i no include ur name,no vex,Na my pen ink finish

Mznelly viewing,i Don die

Twaci:
Keep calm dear. Pay brideprice first then pikin go follow.

ama ready to Pay the brideprice asap

Twaci:
Pikin?!

With your sister?

Abeg oh!

You Too won Sisterzone me , Na only one sister i get,and i dont think she has ever heard nairaland before in her life

Truckpusher:
You can always have a pretty woman that plays the olosho just for you .


Every woman can be a ho but just for one man.

Like I said earlier ,you need to enrol in my school of Sex Engineering,Oyiyiculture,Ujaology and ikpukology.

Wake up small bra, wise up before these panties use ya head .
They are always smarter bro, you need some good coaching from seasoned fellas like us.

The coaching wey dey my head abt this,pass the one mourinho get for soccer

tosyne2much:
I go write my will b4 I drop the thread

I know to olosho for nl,dey no fit denied am

Twaci:
Ermmm

Iff u too .

In a brotherly way

I mean We should have piking together,abi Wetin u think

Omo e Don tail,Na ovenize maize i dey Chop now

Truckpusher:
Ola, pikin wey say him mama no go sleep ,him too no go sleep o.

If you say my garri no go come ,even your water no go boil o.

Wetin i do you to deserve all these...i know say u like olosho

Twaci:
Egbon...mo wa. What's up na?

Twaci u no reply me

RedRido:
wella,my fav.

I no dey drink sha...Na HONORABLE be that