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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Johneyhaz: 1:04pm On Jun 20, 2016
no difference between April and may, so I should be eligible

I Vote lanicky

Cc: NLJEGA

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Education / Re: 15 Things Only People Who Attended Obafemi Awolowo University Will Understand by Johneyhaz: 9:10pm On Jun 01, 2016
Drniyi4u:
Na for new buka e dey.
hahahaha, now I remember... grin grin
Romance / Re: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by Johneyhaz: 7:37am On Jun 01, 2016
sundoj08:
lol she's been running away from me. Avoiding my mentions like a plague but i will still catch her grin monalisa where at thou
she dey with me grin,like she uses 2 accounts now..try missmonalisa
Education / Re: 15 Things Only People Who Attended Obafemi Awolowo University Will Understand by Johneyhaz: 7:11am On Jun 01, 2016
SeyiAyorinde:

Badt guy
for u to know motion ground packaging,na u bad pass grin

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Education / Re: 15 Things Only People Who Attended Obafemi Awolowo University Will Understand by Johneyhaz: 7:07am On Jun 01, 2016
Drniyi4u:

Na die be that!
omo I don forget Banwill oo but I still remember Fork and Finger

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Education / Re: 15 Things Only People Who Attended Obafemi Awolowo University Will Understand by Johneyhaz: 7:04am On Jun 01, 2016
SeyiAyorinde:
7. When you see people loving up at AngloMoz and MotionGround.
I didn't Anglomoz but I patronized motion ground

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Car Talk / Re: 15 Places You Must Never Overtake The Car In Front Of You When Driving by Johneyhaz: 6:48am On Jun 01, 2016
Researchers from Nottingham University determined the following statistics when studying police records of overtaking accidents...tell me what you don't understand
miniziter:
All these 16%, 10%, bla bla % can tire me. How them take know... Na so my biology teacher also say we get 40000 specie of particular insects.

Don't over with a bicycle,it's very dangerous

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Literature / Re: About The Book "We Are All Biafrans" And Chido Onumah, The Author by Johneyhaz: 6:48am On Jun 01, 2016
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Romance / Re: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by Johneyhaz: 6:41am On Jun 01, 2016
sundoj08:
Oops it's not june yet..

But once I make it to june, I'll come back and wish everyone including monalisa185 a happy month
wishes for 2 grin
Food / Re: Surviving This Economy: Cheap And Healthy Food & Soup Tips. by Johneyhaz: 6:51pm On May 12, 2016
Lalasticlala front page,people really need to learn tips on cooking in a very cheap way

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland2016: My Take On The Interview Conducted By Fynestboi & His Crew by Johneyhaz: 2:58pm On May 05, 2016
Not everybody uses their brain to think,some use theirs for snitching,blackmailing,insulting and so on...you don't expect such people to see the interview the way u saw it...



Before you quote me,remember policalThug is not an alternate moniker,likewise ipledge....please don't quote me with an alternate moniker

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Agriculture / Re: See The Big Scorpion I Killed On My Farm by Johneyhaz: 3:43pm On Apr 28, 2016
Angelberry:
What am I supposed to do after reading this
my student
Celebrities / Re: Mbong Amata Shows Side Boobs In New Photo by Johneyhaz: 3:40pm On Apr 28, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Mbong Amata Shows Side Boobs In New Photo by Johneyhaz: 3:40pm On Apr 28, 2016
Ireneony come and see your twin sister...she looks like you
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Johneyhaz: 2:47pm On Apr 28, 2016
Vanquay:


I am less than impressed, a picture a page is enough not spamming everywhere...Very annoying dare I say.
yes you are right,but no group will comply with that...you know each group is trying to have highest number of voter to its side
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Johneyhaz: 2:38pm On Apr 28, 2016
Vanquay:
This thread is useless, all I see are nitwits spamming all over the place what are the useless mods doing about this?
my oga calm down grin..this is the real campaign thread
Romance / Re: Sex Without Emotions. Is It Possible? by Johneyhaz: 2:24pm On Apr 28, 2016
layla129:


And the lady must have been in love embarassed
one of the worst I have ever done cry

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Johneyhaz: 2:14pm On Apr 28, 2016
skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


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Romance / Re: Sex Without Emotions. Is It Possible? by Johneyhaz: 2:07pm On Apr 28, 2016
layla129:
One night stands, booty calls, friends with benefits -all of these types of relationship exists but is any of them really worth it? Is it possible to have sexual relationship with someone without catching feelings? I know its quite easy for the guys...is it easy for some ladies too?

Share some experiences please grin
let me share from my own experience...I have a gal sometimes ago,kiss is very limited...anytime she looks me in tge eyes i always feel guilty because i know she was only fvck partner

Politics / Re: Saraki's CCT Trial ; Latest Proceeding Delay Tactics Thrown Out... by Johneyhaz: 1:18pm On Apr 28, 2016
If saraki is innocent,He will see favor but if he is Guilty he has no choice than to face the wrath of justice. Every Politician alive is corrupt (from Nigeria to Usa to china to Russia) is corrupt

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Johneyhaz: 12:40pm On Apr 28, 2016
Oponun eniyan loma ri arewa ti kon kan sara

Se oju funfun balau bi sanmo
Eyin enu re bi tokinkin
Ibadi aran,eyin fun jowo

Taba ni ewa
[size=14pt]LANICKY[/size] lewa
Taba ni iwa
[size=14pt]LANICKY[/size] fi iwa kewa
Bo je togbon ori
[size=14pt]LANICKY[/size] Tayo gbo gbo Akegbe e

Ni temi oo,[size=14pt]LANICKY[/size] ni mo ba lo
Eje ka jumopo gbe [size=14pt]LANICKY[/size] wole

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Johneyhaz: 12:28pm On Apr 28, 2016
IStandWLanicky:


Am not mentioned?
and u are former miss nl? grin

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Johneyhaz: 12:23pm On Apr 28, 2016
[size=25pt]Tutorial on how to mould a Queen.step by step

What We need :-


L oving

A odorable

N atural

I ntelligent

C reativity

K nowledgeable

Y oung
[/size]



kiss kiss kiss

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Johneyhaz: 11:59am On Apr 28, 2016
[size=14pt]We have been given one contestant

Above other contestants


At mention of
[/size] [size=20pt]LANICKY[/size]

[size=14pt]All other contestant shall bow[/size]

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