₦airaland Forum

Tabbaz:
Hehe....I saw this request also .....foolish fellow on fiverr

Dat guy na idiot o i do one work for am but d tin go smooth tho

Manutd19:
you get am die. Some will even give you videos to watch for their articles all for $5. Lol.

E get wan Pakistan guy wey wan kill me with revisions on top 10$ o I vex sotey I tell the guy bros if you were in my shoes will you do such the guy just go offline but I surprise when the guy nack me 5 star cum say He is good at what he does and offers unlimited revision

Follow you to where na abi you na twitter

pring:
He is as well a business man, is he not the bishop that made a will that one's he dies, his wife will be made bishop. After his wife, his first son, second son?
This decision made so many of his church top pastors to form their own churches.
They are all criminals, only interested in ur tithe n offerings. Oledepo n Adeboye learnt scamming from him.

Since nobody has been scamming you and you have been keeping your portion have you bought a house in lekki or a car....àbeg shift jhor abi e get wetin your squeezed 50 naira wan do for their lives

saint7000:
A lot of people don't know she is from Igbanke, Igbo speaking part in Edo. Afonja will say she is SS.Lol

sense has eluded you..,where is Igbanke

I see people asking for reviews here and there but I never needed a review nor did my Nigeria account affect my sales. I am just one sale away from being a level 1 seller. I believe its just grace and believe..

na wa o na one order remain for me to nack level 1 seller na come dey hard me....baba God reason your boy o...

Mr Olodo you still change monicker come add Jesus put you still dey owe sense abi dem exchange your sense for rubber spoon for coven

My friend Linus is a great man. He told us stories of his exploits. There was a time he screwed a girl and she started shouting, "Ede! Ede! Ede!". The girl had underestimated him. His diminutive height and small head must have put her off initially. But what Linus lacked in appearance, he supplemented with the allowance he scrapes off his parents every now and then. Linus appeared learned in the act of screwing. And when he had the chance to show the girl how capable and manly he was, he never looked back.
"Who has made a girl cum here?" He asked.
There was a momentary silence. Everyone of us was yet to tread that domain. It is what we slept at night dreaming about. Some of us were even virgins for goodness sake. He suddenly understood the silence.
"pre-intimacy", he whispered. "Everybody say pre-intimacy"
"pre-intimacy", we echoed.
Whenever Linus preached, we listened. Who would dare lend a deaf ear to the one who transcended us to the unknowable realm of sexual didacticism.
"To experiment on the lessons learnt so far, we should visit a brothel", a guy suggested.
"Yes", they cheered, loving the big news.
Linus gave him a look that said, "correct guy".
"Ogun kill all the girls wey nor gree for me. Tomorrow I must disvirgin", hollered a guy in the corner. I had not seen him before. But he, like the rest of us, have grown under the tutelage of Linus. He is yet to taste the fruit of life. I know he would love it.
"I dey with Ona", he concluded.
The next day night, we set out to a nearby brothel. Eight of us. One mission: "Get laid and last long while at it".
The prostitutes came out in their splendour, treating us nicely. We sat at a bar close to the brothel. And one by one, we went in, each of us trying to at least last longer than a minute. All six of the guys came out smiling. They all made it past one minute. Even the virgin who looked forward to this day, got the best timescale amongst them. He was happy. I'm sure it was the happiest day of his life. It was my time to go. They cheered me as I went in. God knows I did my bit to ensure I turned out the best. I took some stuff some of the other kids feared.
It had been eight minutes and I was still as strong as a rock. I was tired.
"Oga, you go add join your money o", the prostitute said.
I agreed. I had little choice. We agreed on two hundred naira extra. She initially charged me five hundred naira which I already paid.
"Oya go bring am first before you continue". I did as she asked. Twenty five minutes later and I was still there. It was scary.
"Oga e don reach time to add again o", she said.
I got up, took another two hundred naira from my pocket and slipped it into her hands.
And we were back where we stopped.
About thirty five minutes later, I was done. I swore never to come back here again. I went out to the embrace of their cheers. "Na you biko Oga kpatakpata! Na you biko Oga", they hollered. It brought a smile back to my face. I am oga kpatakpata, I thought to myself.
It was time for the grand finale. Linus time. Made in heaven. As soon as he ventured into the brothel, i raised a glass to the unprecedented moment of witnessing a god screw a girl. They all cheered. There was soon a pause. The other guys were all looking towards my direction. I turned backwards to see Linus coming out of the brothel.
"What happened?", I asked.
"Emmm...the girl...mtcheww...I won be... Abeg guy I don cum o...I don Bleep up", he said, shaking his head.
It turned out Linus was an usain bolt afterall. He was done before we could even finish cheering him.

Porthos:
how do you guys get a white girl pix for your dp on fiverr? Is it from Facebook?

Baba Y na....you just make me weak.

khassy:
as much as i like your profile (you be fine geh ) I'll be honest with you.

if you are a seller and you need an article in yoruba, would you buy from a native yoruba person or a hausa person who went to school to study yoruba??

in other news, a naija profile for article is not recommended.

I disagree bro because I have seen an Indian seller with over 6k reviews

fasa199:
Any one into traffic that can send 200000 YouTube views to my video for 5$ raise your hand

fake traffic...

Chai the wickedness of man surprises the devil himself

free2ryhme:
How much u don give

Your life savings...This interview is over bro

He gave 145k naira and its making the news na wa....Anyway he try jare

Your own good o what of us wen bank say make we cum close acct because e dey occupy space

favome:
Ok

sent please check

Berbierklaus:
No seriously what did Mark learn from Nigeria?
I can see y'all forming baddo on IG but
Truth hurts

He didn't learn anything from Nigeria but invested $25 million on Andela...

favome:
Yes you can. use your phone to do bidding, then your phone for communication and laptop to execute only. There are jobs you can use only phone to offer without using laptop.
Do research and you will have result.

Would pm you shortly

GossipHeart:
Wow Thank you lord But all the praises , worships and gratitude goes to Buhari I will forever worship Buhari Look at how he made a poor boy like me a millionaire in just 10 months $1000 = 400 thousand naira $10,000 = 4 million naira
I love Buhari so much

Chai I dey love this period

Nomeh17:
I am sorry brother. I have nt being with my system. Though I sent something to u. From what I have on d phone.

Bro pls I will send you pm

optimusmind:
Are you still having the trouble?? Or it's resolved

It is thanks

This Buhari matter don tire me o sotey Bull our dog no dey gree bark anyhow o. I vex for am but the dog just look me cum talk say bros abeg me no be me vote am na una o abeg my name na bingo no be bull again o. Bros abeg I fit get groundnut since chicken and bone no dey again for....I just weak

This Buhari matter don tire me o sotey Bull our dog no dey gree bark anyhow o. I vex for am but the dog just look me cum talk say bros abeg me no vote am na una o abeg my name na bingo no be bull again o. Bros abeg I fit get groundnut since chicken and bone no dey again for....I just weak

hayfloze:
Please help me out. I linked two fiverr accounts to one payoneer card, one with USA IP and the other with Nigeria IP. does this mean both accounts will be blocked? Will I be able to withdraw cash with that single payoneer card from both accounts?. although the card is still pending approval due to me not having id card to approve it. please I need experienced advice asap. thanks.

Sorry bro you can't and pray they don't ban it that's if they havent

damola311:
That's for seller that's dull... When CS is not dead.

. Thought as much...Thanks for your replies

damola311:
If you are confident of your delivery, you shouldn't have anything to worry about

Yeah but from my research i found out that some buyers can later threaten the seller with negative rating so that they can request more additions to the work.

damola311:
Yes, he will. For the next 30 days since he is yet to post any review.

Fiverr is goddamit messed up