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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Collapses At 9/11 Ceremony, Rushed Out In Ambulance by johnjimiflex(m): 10:52pm On Sep 12, 2016
naijadefender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDPJcxuImig



http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/11/hillary-clinton-has-medical-episode-at-911-ceremony-source-says.html
are You for real? collapsed?!!! ambulance? wow!!!! your dreams sure must be very imaginative... she felt faint And staggered before being helped into the van by her aids.....
fact check: this post is majorly false with an Intent to mislead....
either the author is a liar or he's just plain lazy, incompetent and irresponsible!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Collapses At 9/11 Ceremony, Rushed Out In Ambulance by johnjimiflex(m): 10:48pm On Sep 12, 2016
kaorama:
I think Trump is destined to win the elections. Have been saying this over and over. Hemay not be a good candidate politically speaking, but I feel it is time America is paid in her own coins. And for the last time time let the fake prophets in Nigeria be silenced. Clinton will never rule America. She is too a fake person and over-ambitious.
fake? how? Over-ambitious? how! pray tell is she "over-ambitious"?
Religion / Re: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:45pm On Sep 12, 2016
Rednaxelot:
young man,
having the book, "my book of Bible story" in a home isn't a function of age cos it is being published by the Jehovah Witness. Hence, home just starting after the marital vow yesterday can still have this book.

I am more than a decade older than this millennium, yet we didn't have it in our home, I'm sure you can't be as old as I am.
Haba! you're over-analyzing... he said what he said Tongue firmly in cheek.... I thought it was obvious.... we had it in my house buh I won't claim to be an 'old' person..
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 12:45pm On Jan 28, 2016
cyprus000:
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I thought this cruelly naive conspicious idiot and a wearisome, dull-witted mutilation of anything good. Had done the world a favour by drinking raw acid, Which would be the greatest gift to mankind.

It is pitiable that the world has to deal with the abysmal situation of putting up with a fanatical moronic illiterate who rabidly attack any person who has the chutzpah to question his sanity, an ineffable dispicable obnoxious doltwit, playing blight upon human society.

If I'm the one in charge of taking care of the existance of a dumshity incalculably repulsive idiot lyk yourself. I wouldn't give you the benefit of two-blink before I pull the plug to your life support, so as to save the world from an opaque and absolute lunatic,whose IQ is inferior to that of a donkey in the punditry of human IQ.
Which is why you should be everly grateful to trees, tirelessly producing oxygen for an underseving and unworthy m0r0n lyk you.

Get out of my sight, you oaf of obtusive otiosity.

*spit on your existance*
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"If I am the one in charge of..." well it happens that you are not the one in charge of, piece of advice, Despair and Die a miserable death! the death of a hopeless depraved desert rat.for a fool that has been useless since his conception, an oaf whose birth certificate is an apology letter to his parents from the condom factory, seeing as he is tge product of a burst condom, one sexually molested as a child, and whose debasement has gotten so low that he has MouthAction with goats, you are hopelessly loud mouthed, never mind that you have a literally speaking, smelly mouth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you, whatever happened to being an alien, or a camel, I bet you're the worst of whatever you are, I bet you're a hermaphrodite. worthless bag of filth, you are a walking vomit, a putrescent mass, May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your trite foolishness encouched in grandiosity. you are a disease, a puerile one-handed slackjawed drooling troll with the personality of a wall paper. A big suck on a sour lemon. and while wishing you were in charge of... why not you get a life. and try some brains match (I'm doubtful if any brain would be good enough for your outdated personality)
Crime / Re: Girl Rescued After Boyfriend In Search Of Riches Held Her In Pit For 8months by johnjimiflex(m): 12:18pm On Jan 28, 2016
amiskurie:
Le me rinse my face again to see properly.



When all you crave is money as a woman,instead of true commitment and to be supportive of your true.when you go after glitters,instead the light.

Girl,this could be you someday,if you don't change.

All that that glitters are not gold.
seriously? moralistic piece of illogical nonsense. what makes you think that the woman was after the man's money? Since when did this become about gold digging? or you just wanna turn it around on women? if the guy was rich why was he contemplating money ritual? use ur brains plz
Romance / Re: 8 Things In A Guy That Have Prompt Many Ladies To Offer Their Body Cheap For Him by johnjimiflex(m): 12:04pm On Jan 28, 2016
It goes both ways, and shouldasay gets all the more worse with guys. when a guy does sth like this, it's being sharp, buh when it's a girl, you ppl start speaking all tge English you know- gold-digger, opportunist, greedy...and all that....
Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 6:07pm On Jan 27, 2016
MrsChima:


Failed Abortion specimen!
Wow! Someone call animal control! there's a stray bitch running around. you were born with your legs apart, they'll send you to your grave in a Y shaped coffin. Staphylococcus ridden LovePeddler
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2016
cyprus000:
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Who is this precociously gruesome dunce and a narcissistic, maliciously malodorous manifestation of contraceptive fried brain persona.

Do i look lyk i want to be in the league of sapiopathetic cock-warffles of your ilks who ought to be quaratined in the zoo for serial consummate lunacy.

Your vapid assertion shows the level of infectious zombification you have undergone.
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How can one advance from sanity to mental retardation and still call it "progressive advancement". Typical of an assertion only a brain dead lummox could come up with.

Do me a favour and evaporate from my mention,cos cyprus have zero tolerance for fuckwits.
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welcome to looserville! population: 1 you.....your life is a monument to stupidity, you're a malformation, an unreservedly pathetic degenerate. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of hopeless magniloquence and unknowing inexperienced opinion to have in the world of sanity. you're a classic example of English scholar gone mad! you are the source of all unpleasantness. I feel debased for just knowing that you exist.deficient in all that lends character. a lewd crude bag of prechewed food. the only thing more grandiose than your language is your stupidity. Why not you tell us sth abt your brutish confused existence in squalor and filth, I mean your asylum.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 6:18pm On Jan 20, 2016
cyprus000:

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That's the drill bro cool

our socio-cultural ways have been abysmally inebriated by western hegemon which has hindered the wave of "common sense" from abiding on the skull of lot of our peeps.

It's an ineffable pitiable situation.
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drop grandiloquence.... it emphasizes your hopeless stupidity. their socio cultural ways were based on claims that do not apply in a 21st Century society. keep being so conservative and don't advance your life.
Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by johnjimiflex(m): 6:09pm On Jan 20, 2016
tosyne2much:
Ban u ? I don't get u
dont worry
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:58pm On Jan 20, 2016
Holluwatarhyor:
I would also prefer that,but at times,one needs to dance to the tune of those around us to avoid being tagged a proud one
you need to start being a musician so you can make your own tunez... who cares if they wanna tag me proud? So my dead spouse's relatives should come and start dictating how they want me to live my life? mtchew..... And since when did having a loud wedding start being proud
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:55pm On Jan 20, 2016
Holluwatarhyor:
you are right,because the new fiancee's relatives might want a loud wedding
And even if they don't..... What if I want a loud wedding?
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:54pm On Jan 20, 2016
irunooboo:
wedding is not the issue here but the sexual power of the man especially in marriage. if a man cannot last minimum of 50mins on the 1st round, such marriage is useless. secondly the man must possess a big dick so he's wife will have no reason to cheat on him later in life smiley
You are a fool of the first order... hopeless git... disguting vulture. where did that come from? your maggot filled brain I guess...
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:52pm On Jan 20, 2016
[quote author=austine4real post=42156666]Make sure it is not that expensive and u can do it in a location very far 4rm ur
I will even invite them self. there is no more relationship between us... so why should I care
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
Dom2020:
the Nigerian police force, do not have the interest of the masses at all.
You just solved the rocket maths... Welcome to Reality dumb ass
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2016
PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . like totally unclad?
Like Totally stupid you are...?
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2016
lonelydora:
And we call Nigeria a country? Policemen ran!

and how does the Police running make Nigeria any less a country country than it was before the incident? Same way my getting angry with your irrationality doesn't make you any less stupid than you are now
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:05pm On Jan 20, 2016
Victorchuks4:
It happenes in the zoo
And you are a Bush dog idiot.... at least zoo animals are tamed and civil.... can you say the same for a wild pig? I mean for yourself? You orangutan
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2016
otokx:
Going for a scan at 10pm ?
You got a brain at all... I suggest you go for a head scan at 12pm since you dunno that hospitals work 24 7.... What you trying to do now? huh? you tryna present the couple as the guilty ones here right? Typical... #bereasonable #getabrain

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:15pm On Jan 19, 2016
cruzyteejay:



niccur stop being a she-male,its not bad if a man knows how to cook,but to say that cooking is meant for both will be hypocritical............right from the beginning it has always been men=outdoors,women=indoors,they av always been synonymous with domestic works,and will always be cus that's just the way it is
what about you? you are a sexless creature.... hell if you're even a human being... get a life you featherbrain addled nonsensical piece of asexual stupidity..... how dare an egotistical muscle head like you come here and tell me shit..... you need a shrink you dusty hopeless idiot....... If only your father used birth control..... the heck you're not the product of a burst condom... idiot.....
Jokes Etc / Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016
Bonapart:
It's just two ways. The broad one leads to hell
So when you're for hell fire, it's impossible to see you in the way which leads to HEAVEN
Why not you stop over-analyzing and just have fun...... your life must be a very boring one seeing as you have no sense of humor..... you're tryna show that you logical buh you just showed us that you're a smart ass........
Jokes Etc / Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:09pm On Jan 19, 2016
damton:
Baba God, you know they said to catch a monkey, you need to behave like one.

So Baba God, I was only being clever in carrying out your winning soul assignments
what are you saying?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:08pm On Jan 19, 2016
macino1:


Thanks Sir, for further proving my point. I see you are still even in your twenties. Do have a wonderful night.
I'm in my twenties so what? how old are you? wait! 78? seriously? you've spent the past seventy eight years of your life as a brainless he-goat? and now your desperation has gotten the better of you..... they say sth about grey hairs and wisdom buh i think you're one perfect exception to that..... anad to think that there's any hope for you on this earth.... how about this, Why not you SHUT UP AND DIE?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:01pm On Jan 19, 2016
smitez:


Would u just shut up and stop ranting nonsense already..

I already told you we can't be equal in all things coz we are different!!

What do you mean by we can be equal !!!
Your inferiority complex is strong!!

How many Men have you asked out since you started dating? How many men have you held the door open for when they are about to pass through?
How many woman have you since that proposed to their husbands?
How many marriages have you seen that the bride's family paid something called groom price If you want equality all these are part of equality!!! You want Cooking to not be a woman thing alone yet u forget that 80% of soldier dying daily are men, how about 50% men , 50% women

I say it again we can never be equal in all things because we are different!!

Your rant seems just like that of a child suffering from low self-esteem .. you feminist need to start appreciating what you are and stop acting desperately to be like men.. love yourself.

Pls don't quote me again. Thank you.
Cheers.
All those instances you cited are just the product of systematic discrimination against women..... discrimination in admission to the military.... paying bride price (in places like india there's something called groom price by the way... go figure and don't be an obnoxiously ignorant ass) is based on the presumption that the man owns the woman which is a very archaic presumption and you know that...... how about you stop paying bride price and start admitting women into the military and stop favoring men over them for top notch positions and good jobs..... and then you'll see that not only men get to die...... NOBODY QUOTES YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE SENSE... WE'RE ONLY QUOTING YOU COS WE WANNA MAKE SURE AN IDIOT LIKE YOU DOESN'T MISS THE POINT AGAIN....unless of course you're hopelessly senile which by the way you are..... don't feel intelligent, you're not...................
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:50pm On Jan 19, 2016
Ofatfoed:
wow, i love ur reply to that guy. in india it's the woman that pays the groom price, if there's anything like that. and i've actually been asked out by a girl before and it's kinda special. but, it's a duty to a woman to cook for husband and kids, if she wants her family to grow together. it's her duty.
Says who? its a duty for a person to take care of their family...... how about that?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:46pm On Jan 19, 2016
Ofatfoed:

In as much as i'm not getting crippled after marriage, i'm never gonna marry a lazy girl. if u don't know how to cook, u are out of the game. what about u, do u know how to cook?
Oooohhh shocked ...... and what makes you think she wants to marry you? and what about u, do u know how to cook? shocked it goes both ways my dear....
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:41pm On Jan 19, 2016
smitez:



Some woman prefer to be proposed to or what did u just say grin
You would clinch to any nonsense to help your point wouldn't you. Tell me a woman you know that prefers to be the one to propose.. if we were fighting and i say " I dont blame you ,Your mom proposed to ur father," that can pass as a very good insult but if I said "I don't blame you, your father proposed to your mom" people would look at me and ask if I was alright! An if you still have to ask me how that matters in equality family is the most important thing, it makes up communities and then countries and all that job is left to the man alone.



I asked you if u have done them not if someone else as done them.

I ask u if u can pay groomprice not if some people some where are paying it, You say u fight inequality irrespective of the gender.. Have you ever fought for Why a man should have to pay a price since both the man and woman are equal?? Or u think it makes any sense for a man to pay thousand or millions in bride price before the wedding and afta the wedding the woman wants to be treated like equal??

So if you were the president, you would give woman in the military equal slot as men?? And if someone were to ask you now u would say you are alright. I'll rather die before woman are put in our front lines.. If I wer soldier Separated from my comrades and between enemy lines, I'll rather prefer an able-bodied young man were with me than 15women bouncing breast upandan.. what nonsense!!

lemme ask you a question how would it sound if a man tells you he isn't going to work, because he doesn't like working. Would u marry such an idiot??

Anyway I dislike talking about thing like this with ladies online because most of you in real life are hoes that would marry a man for his money, are make-up dolls with fake everytin.. girls that have dated a guy over another no because they love him more but because he has no money.. such girls shouldnt talk about equality!!! they know nothing!!

Cheers!
That would pass as an insult only to brain dead leprechauns like you....... Thats why there should be an abolishment of dowries cos it raises the presumption that the woman is being bought. but that still doesnt mean that you'd treat her like shit -hell! nobody should treat the other like shit. the systemized discrimination against women in very much conservative countries has to be stopped........... the rest of your comment - hell! everything you said - is verbose bullshit.......
Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by johnjimiflex(m): 9:20pm On Jan 19, 2016
tosyne2much:
Alryt I will go and study my fallacies. Thank you
you're welcome... how about not banning me again for a start?...............
Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 9:20pm On Jan 19, 2016
MrsChima:

You told your mammy that? After all she has done for your failed ass and you pulled this sh1t?

Bishes....swallow or you will produce THAT. lipsrsealed. Hangers are clearly not working!
well what if i say "you're my mammy"? hopeless dejected single mom....
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:20pm On Jan 19, 2016
Ofatfoed:

well, i didn't say u should worship guys that cook. like Genea said, her room mate don't know how to cook. they better buy than cook. what i was trying to say was that, when some guys can cook, why should a girl say she cannot. what is she going to teach the kids, huh?
Seriously............ and who says cooking is the only thing a woman can teach her children? and what about you... or wait! its the womans job to stay at home and take care of the children and teach them alone right?please spare me that......... and why dont you do the teaching...and what makes it so despicable that a girl cannot cook? why not say that its a shame that a person at all cannot cook........... it goes both ways.........

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