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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Collapses At 9/11 Ceremony, Rushed Out In Ambulance by johnjimiflex(m): 10:52pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
naijadefender:are You for real? collapsed?!!! ambulance? wow!!!! your dreams sure must be very imaginative... she felt faint And staggered before being helped into the van by her aids..... fact check: this post is majorly false with an Intent to mislead.... either the author is a liar or he's just plain lazy, incompetent and irresponsible! 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Collapses At 9/11 Ceremony, Rushed Out In Ambulance by johnjimiflex(m): 10:48pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
kaorama:fake? how? Over-ambitious? how! pray tell is she "over-ambitious"? |
Religion / Re: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:45pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
Rednaxelot:Haba! you're over-analyzing... he said what he said Tongue firmly in cheek.... I thought it was obvious.... we had it in my house buh I won't claim to be an 'old' person.. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 12:45pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
cyprus000:"If I am the one in charge of..." well it happens that you are not the one in charge of, piece of advice, Despair and Die a miserable death! the death of a hopeless depraved desert rat.for a fool that has been useless since his conception, an oaf whose birth certificate is an apology letter to his parents from the condom factory, seeing as he is tge product of a burst condom, one sexually molested as a child, and whose debasement has gotten so low that he has MouthAction with goats, you are hopelessly loud mouthed, never mind that you have a literally speaking, smelly mouth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you, whatever happened to being an alien, or a camel, I bet you're the worst of whatever you are, I bet you're a hermaphrodite. worthless bag of filth, you are a walking vomit, a putrescent mass, May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your trite foolishness encouched in grandiosity. you are a disease, a puerile one-handed slackjawed drooling troll with the personality of a wall paper. A big suck on a sour lemon. and while wishing you were in charge of... why not you get a life. and try some brains match (I'm doubtful if any brain would be good enough for your outdated personality) |
Crime / Re: Girl Rescued After Boyfriend In Search Of Riches Held Her In Pit For 8months by johnjimiflex(m): 12:18pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
amiskurie:seriously? moralistic piece of illogical nonsense. what makes you think that the woman was after the man's money? Since when did this become about gold digging? or you just wanna turn it around on women? if the guy was rich why was he contemplating money ritual? use ur brains plz |
Romance / Re: 8 Things In A Guy That Have Prompt Many Ladies To Offer Their Body Cheap For Him by johnjimiflex(m): 12:04pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
It goes both ways, and shouldasay gets all the more worse with guys. when a guy does sth like this, it's being sharp, buh when it's a girl, you ppl start speaking all tge English you know- gold-digger, opportunist, greedy...and all that.... |
Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 6:07pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
MrsChima:Wow! Someone call animal control! there's a stray bitch running around. you were born with your legs apart, they'll send you to your grave in a Y shaped coffin. Staphylococcus ridden LovePeddler |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
cyprus000:welcome to looserville! population: 1 you.....your life is a monument to stupidity, you're a malformation, an unreservedly pathetic degenerate. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of hopeless magniloquence and unknowing inexperienced opinion to have in the world of sanity. you're a classic example of English scholar gone mad! you are the source of all unpleasantness. I feel debased for just knowing that you exist.deficient in all that lends character. a lewd crude bag of prechewed food. the only thing more grandiose than your language is your stupidity. Why not you tell us sth abt your brutish confused existence in squalor and filth, I mean your asylum. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 6:18pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
cyprus000:drop grandiloquence.... it emphasizes your hopeless stupidity. their socio cultural ways were based on claims that do not apply in a 21st Century society. keep being so conservative and don't advance your life. |
Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by johnjimiflex(m): 6:09pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
tosyne2much:dont worry |
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:58pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Holluwatarhyor:you need to start being a musician so you can make your own tunez... who cares if they wanna tag me proud? So my dead spouse's relatives should come and start dictating how they want me to live my life? mtchew..... And since when did having a loud wedding start being proud |
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:55pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Holluwatarhyor:And even if they don't..... What if I want a loud wedding? |
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:54pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
irunooboo:You are a fool of the first order... hopeless git... disguting vulture. where did that come from? your maggot filled brain I guess... |
Family / Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:52pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
[quote author=austine4real post=42156666]Make sure it is not that expensive and u can do it in a location very far 4rm ur I will even invite them self. there is no more relationship between us... so why should I care |
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:22pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Dom2020:You just solved the rocket maths... Welcome to Reality dumb ass |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by johnjimiflex(m): 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
PrimeMinisterr:Like Totally stupid you are...? |
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
lonelydora: and how does the Police running make Nigeria any less a country country than it was before the incident? Same way my getting angry with your irrationality doesn't make you any less stupid than you are now |
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:05pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Victorchuks4:And you are a Bush dog idiot.... at least zoo animals are tamed and civil.... can you say the same for a wild pig? I mean for yourself? You orangutan |
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by johnjimiflex(m): 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
otokx:You got a brain at all... I suggest you go for a head scan at 12pm since you dunno that hospitals work 24 7.... What you trying to do now? huh? you tryna present the couple as the guilty ones here right? Typical... #bereasonable #getabrain 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:15pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
cruzyteejay:what about you? you are a sexless creature.... hell if you're even a human being... get a life you featherbrain addled nonsensical piece of asexual stupidity..... how dare an egotistical muscle head like you come here and tell me shit..... you need a shrink you dusty hopeless idiot....... If only your father used birth control..... the heck you're not the product of a burst condom... idiot..... |
Jokes Etc / Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Bonapart:Why not you stop over-analyzing and just have fun...... your life must be a very boring one seeing as you have no sense of humor..... you're tryna show that you logical buh you just showed us that you're a smart ass........ |
Jokes Etc / Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:09pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
damton:what are you saying? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:08pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
macino1:I'm in my twenties so what? how old are you? wait! 78? seriously? you've spent the past seventy eight years of your life as a brainless he-goat? and now your desperation has gotten the better of you..... they say sth about grey hairs and wisdom buh i think you're one perfect exception to that..... anad to think that there's any hope for you on this earth.... how about this, Why not you SHUT UP AND DIE? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:01pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
smitez:All those instances you cited are just the product of systematic discrimination against women..... discrimination in admission to the military.... paying bride price (in places like india there's something called groom price by the way... go figure and don't be an obnoxiously ignorant ass) is based on the presumption that the man owns the woman which is a very archaic presumption and you know that...... how about you stop paying bride price and start admitting women into the military and stop favoring men over them for top notch positions and good jobs..... and then you'll see that not only men get to die...... NOBODY QUOTES YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE SENSE... WE'RE ONLY QUOTING YOU COS WE WANNA MAKE SURE AN IDIOT LIKE YOU DOESN'T MISS THE POINT AGAIN....unless of course you're hopelessly senile which by the way you are..... don't feel intelligent, you're not................... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:50pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Ofatfoed:Says who? its a duty for a person to take care of their family...... how about that? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:46pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Ofatfoed:Oooohhh ...... and what makes you think she wants to marry you? and what about u, do u know how to cook? it goes both ways my dear.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:41pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
smitez:That would pass as an insult only to brain dead leprechauns like you....... Thats why there should be an abolishment of dowries cos it raises the presumption that the woman is being bought. but that still doesnt mean that you'd treat her like shit -hell! nobody should treat the other like shit. the systemized discrimination against women in very much conservative countries has to be stopped........... the rest of your comment - hell! everything you said - is verbose bullshit....... |
Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by johnjimiflex(m): 9:20pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
tosyne2much:you're welcome... how about not banning me again for a start?............... |
Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 9:20pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
MrsChima:well what if i say "you're my mammy"? hopeless dejected single mom.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:20pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Ofatfoed:Seriously............ and who says cooking is the only thing a woman can teach her children? and what about you... or wait! its the womans job to stay at home and take care of the children and teach them alone right?please spare me that......... and why dont you do the teaching...and what makes it so despicable that a girl cannot cook? why not say that its a shame that a person at all cannot cook........... it goes both ways......... |
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