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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 9:04pm On Jan 19, 2016
macino1:


As you have gotten a life by quoting me? Seat down there dey read gossip online while others are making money from it.
Well the fact of your poverty stricken nature is made visible by your crazy desperation to make money by making stupid advertisements on crazy products that has no relationship to the issue at hand... i dunno how you've survived for what? 27 years or how ever without a brain.....its time you tried one.... if only your father had used birth control
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 4:40pm On Jan 17, 2016
Ofatfoed:
cooking is stressful?. even, as a guy i still cook luscious meal. hot stew and oil has splashed on me so many times that i have even lost count. let me tell u, cooking is interesting. if u can't cook, i can't marry u. who will feed the kids. what will u teach the kids. it's only lazy people that say cooking is stressful.
"Even as a guy....." so it's something so glorious for a guy to cook now right. Cooking is now naturally meant for women right? So, wait, what? we should bow down to the boy that cooks? mtchew....
And What makes you think she (or any other lady for that matter) would want to marry you?
Better Hold your peace...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 4:33pm On Jan 17, 2016
macino1:
This is serious

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What...? You seriously need to get a life... how is that related to what we're talking about here? You can't get your brain to think out a reasonable statement that relates to the topic in issue, you shut the Bleep up.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 4:30pm On Jan 17, 2016
What about when you marry an indomie husband? or you're still stuck in the antediluvan belief that it must be the woman that should cook... seriously? That picture is so chauvinistic and anti-feminist

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 4:28pm On Jan 17, 2016
Rapmoney:
Lol! If I marry dis type of babe and she nor see herself for her papa house the next day make I suspend for air! In fact, make deh call me baskard!!! grin grin

How would you get married to her in the first place... wait lemme guess, you'd be "Blindly" in love.... mtchew.... use ur brains sometimes

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Business / Re: My Girlfriend Said I Look Like Femi Otedola, Is This True? by johnjimiflex(m): 4:16pm On Jan 17, 2016
[quote author=tosyne2much post=42052278] Oooooh !! My school is exactly opposite ABUAD cool [/quote
So? You Just won the cup...? mtchew......
Politics / Re: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by johnjimiflex(m): 4:14pm On Jan 17, 2016
Nwakannaya1:
Lolzz... Donald Trump has always been psychopathic, for the primaries, he will win, what I do not know is, defeating another frontline democrat Hillary Clinton. And if he wins, it is his country, he reserves the right and Nigeria also reserves the right to nationalize all American companies in Nigeria, send Americans back to their country, severe diplomatic and economic relations with them, and let's see who would lose more. If I happen to be in position to make national decisions, I'll make him understand that plants need earthworms for better living.
Are you really in this world? I think you're living in the crazy fantasy isles you created in your brains where Nigeria is more powerful than America.... Wake up and smell the diaper and you'll find out that the Naira is still plummeting....

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Politics / Re: Donald Trump To Chase Nigerians Out Of US by johnjimiflex(m): 4:08pm On Jan 17, 2016
divinehand2003:
Lol
I support this guy to the very end, all those Africans living in the US should return home to develop their motherland.
Your support doesn't make any difference as to whether he wins or loses... and there are enough people in Nigeria to develop the country if they would... but it jappens that brainless gits like you are so incompetent amd counter productive.... so shut up and die....

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Business / Re: My Girlfriend Said I Look Like Femi Otedola, Is This True? by johnjimiflex(m): 4:00pm On Jan 17, 2016
You look like him actually..... but just so you know, he's ugly and so are you... and tell your gf that the fact that you look like him isn't gonna make her a billioniare's girlfriend.....lol
Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by johnjimiflex(m): 3:58pm On Jan 17, 2016
Starttell:
I must strive to enter Heaven.
Who gives? Nobody was talking about you, in case you didn't notice nobody cares.
Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by johnjimiflex(m): 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2016
Apart from the one on "Yahoo Yahoo" guyz, every other thing on this post wells up from one crazy fountain of stereotype and the writer has been so incapacitated that he is unable to see that the fact that there are some policemen that accept bribes or some Nepa officials that do the same doesn't mean that others do.... why not you go and study your fallacies and ask your brain fr help when you want to make any post again
Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 1:10am On Aug 15, 2015
MrsChima:


Somebody is upset. grin grin

Barack Obama told Black American niggles to stop having babies they are not supporting and pull their pants up does that means he hates Black Americans?

Go get a brain transplant.
Brain transplant you say?!? wow! your brain must be new, seeing as you've never used it before... start using yours first...
Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 1:04am On Aug 15, 2015
MrsChima:


And you are a simple dead brain nigga who wants to be one. wink
say that again and then give yourself a mental kick in the butt... mad freaky old divorcee... I don't wanna be like you! I don't wannabe a fool...
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson's Hidden Secrets Exposed By Mum, Katherine - Betrayal! by johnjimiflex(m): 6:58am On Jul 11, 2015
That's what you get when you are a poor white boy who grows up into a rich white woman...... His mum woulda just shut her mouth joor... I'm sure she didn't do it for money or anything but i'm not sure why she did it... But since she's done it, there's no problem with that...
Family / Re: Sistas, Why Are Some Of Us Too Angry Even In The Public? by johnjimiflex(m): 7:08pm On Jun 30, 2015
feran14:
everyone argues. You don't know their story, you don't know why she was angry. Besides, she is alone is not all the Nigerian women abroad. just because you saw one woman doing it doesn't mean they all do it. unless you have seen like 100 different cases since you arrived
kaboninc:

No dear...you forgot that angry black women transfer high levels of testosterone onto male offspring during pregnancy.
feran14:
everyone argues. You don't know their story, you don't know why she was angry. Besides, she is alone is not all the Nigerian women abroad. just because you saw one woman doing it doesn't mean they all do it. unless you have seen like 100 different cases since you arrived
Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 1:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
MrsChima:


Why would I be jealous of my people

No thanks...I don't want nothing you have. lipsrsealed
MrsChima:


Why would I be jealous of my people

No thanks...I don't want nothing you have. lipsrsealed
MrsChima:


Why would I be jealous of my people

No thanks...I don't want nothing you have. lipsrsealed
...then what are you? A cerebral palsy bedevilved saboteur who doesn't deserve to be a Nigerian

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Romance / Re: South African Woman + Nigerian Man = ? by johnjimiflex(m): 1:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
MrsChima:


Nobody is seeking Nigerian men...Nigerian men are the ones hounding and chasing down chicks. Just because a few chicks claimed they love Nigerian men don't speak for the whole world. Stop it!
MrsChima:


Nobody is seeking Nigerian men...Nigerian men are the ones hounding and chasing down chicks. Just because a few chicks claimed they love Nigerian men don't speak for the whole world. Stop it!
MrsChima:


Nobody is seeking Nigerian men...Nigerian men are the ones hounding and chasing down chicks. Just because a few chicks claimed they love Nigerian men don't speak for the whole world. Stop it!
...and just because one revenge seeking woman like you hates nigerian men doesn't speak for any other person...
Go get a rain check

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