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Opinionated:
The Indies don't understand the NCDC statastic anymore

2023 in the eye of covid-19
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rationalhuman:
Good for them
Atleast they can get good medical care over there.
While for us, once this pandemic picks up it momentum, we all have to suffer.

While we dont have anywhere to go (this continent is all what we have) So Be careful and stay safe folks,

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skimena:
I went to the hospital when I was sick. after the medical checkup, I was told I will have to take some drugs through injection. and I'm d type that is very scared of injection. as d doctor bend his head to give me the injection in my buttocks, I just fart on his face mistakingly or out of fear. I was embarrassed. I felt so ashamed of myself.

occupational hazard

jazinogold:
This is risky

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Blackmiserable:
Seriously?

yes... medical doctors and pharmacists practice that handwriting

kabillionaire:
one thing I don't understand with crime is that, after the act if law enforcement really want to catch u, they do.
people know this and still go ahead with crime, WHY?

exactly

Basic123:
How did you know it's not related

I pray this mentality cost you the life of someone close to you

I reject your prayer and send it back to u

HITsquad:
The only problem I have with doctors is their bad handwriting... it always looks like a signature! But luckily we have those Godsent pharmacist with superpowers to read everything

they do it on purpose...my friend told me the practice it in their medical school so as to prevent patients from seeing what the wrote

Skye231:
Eyah... That was how I followed my GF to the hospital as well she complained of pains around her waist. The doctor asked her to sleep on the bed in his office and asked me to excuse them, my babe quickly responded he is my fiance, he now said it's because you will need to pull your pant. Naso I look the guy with wicked face ... Pant wey take me 8 months to see . I told my babe to stand up and leave. Some doctors are perverts .

most of them are perverts ..they use their occupation to view people's gentals even when the sickness isn't genitally related

BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible

that doctor is sick upstairs...some male doctors are just looking for ways to view female patients genitals

stevodot22:
my embarrassing moment with a doctor dated back to 2012 when I was asked by a female doctor to put off my shirt and trouser only to be left alone with my pant not even boxers and my john Thomas just raised its ugly head, I was so embarrassed that I could not stand straight I had to sit down on the bed quickly, but the lady doctor understood the whole drama and she quickly dashed out of the office pretending as if someone called her.

Nigerian men sha

Emmaesty:
I had a yeast infection for the very first time in my life and I had to rush to the hospital cause my vjay was seriously itching

I got to the hospital and the doctor asked me when was the last time that I had sex and I said "is that important?" he looked at me like I was pretending to be holy

Then he gave me a drug to insert into my vjay with a long tube that has to go in. He asked if I knew how to use one then I said no.

He started explaining that "i will spread my legs open, open the lips of my vjay and slowly go inside" he was very visual and was using his hands to illustrate it.

It was very awkward

this one of funny

Sonnobax15:
That was back then in 2007...
mehn,i was rushed to a near by hospital due to the fact that i couldn't urinate.

the doctor instructed d nurse on duty to fix a pipe in my dick.

so i had to pull down my boxer,just for me to hear one of d nurses saying-"bros,why you no dey shave na??...but shaving stick no dey expensive na..

na once i soak myself for shame dat day.

d truth is dat most naija nurses and doctors have poor manners of approach..
na who get body to hear generational insults nai dey do things with them.

but the nurse Na human being too....u self too dirty

the dog fine pass the owner

mployer:
It will die instantly.
The virus dies at 27°C. Our temperature doesn't go below that. Reason we cannot have outbreak here.

there is an outbreak already,but Nigerians arent dieing like the westerners..many Nigerians are having mild symptoms like loss of taste and smell

mployer:
You are dumb and behind the news.

You don't need to have zero cases to open economy. We are already in post-corona era. All those countries you mentioned are already opening in different capacities except Brazil.

lol....post-corona era?...u must be dumb

it's only Europe that is opening...India,Russia,Brazil,Mexico and south America are all on lockdown..USA is still on lockdown but trump is trying to reduce the lockdown while state governors are against it

engrjacuzzi:
the worst is that they will use unity schools dormitory to isolate covid 19 patients without fumigation at the end.
why then is FG planning to reopen schools?

u don't even need to fumigate ..the virus will die within 2 days

Realwiz36:

So there is no hope for reopening of school then?....

churches,schools,owambe etc won't open till vaccine is out

sammirano:
who cursed Nigeria with buhari? even premership will soon resume and he is still talking of isolation centre!

premiership is resuming,did they tell u UK is resuming?... coronavirus is yet to peak worldwide....the whole of south America,Russia, Mexico,USA,India ,south Africa etc are still struck with corona

Brazil and USA alone each are having 23k new cases daily

NaijadrivaCars:
Una wan start Chernobyl experience here? Why not build emergency hospitals specifically for this case

how long will it take to build hospital and where will they get the fund?

abobote:
while the world are opening, Nigerian government is still talking about isolation center. We are in post corona, don't be left behind

Biko,which world is reopening?....update yourself..south America,Russia,India,Brazil and USA aren't going to open till July or August

about 23k new cases are recorded in Brazil daily,Russia 10k cases,India 7k,USA 23k cases etc

FRANKOSKI:
I HAVE LOST IT ALL, DON'T TELL ME IT'S JUST MORE THAN CATARR!

have u ever had catarrh that made u lose it sense of smell and taste?...think about it.

u are having mild symptoms of Corona..stay away from ur parents and people with underlying sicknesses like hypertension, diabetes,HIV etc

NwaIgboBoy:
yes plz I have similar thing. I loss my test & smell for six days now. plz how long did urs take to recover and which medications did u take? plz I need to know u can reply or call me 08062588906. thanks!

take ginger,garlic,vitamic c,green tea and lemon...it will help boost your immune system..stay away from it parents and people with health issues

Elvis778:
Hmm, this thread Sha,
Well I didn't have loss of taste and sense of smell,
But I had serious dry cough, mild malaria and at some point difficulty in breathing,was going through the internet searching to know if those are symptoms of COVID-19 or just common cold, was so scared but convincing my self it's not COVID-19,
my mum started having same too after some time, my junior brother also.had it.too, we just took cough syrup and anti maleria medicine which made me feel more sick, but got better after taking the whole tablets, am getting better sha
But I still believe its not COVID-19

the fact that almost everyone got same symptoms in ur family speaks alot....malaria isn't contagious,corona is contagious..think about it

jidxin:
in shortness of time it cant be. your body has produced covid anti bodies which will adequately fight the virus. so you cant contact it again within a short period depending on how strong your anti bodies are.

now u are talking

Witnesstony28:
My younger sisters complained of the same thing oh! My immediate younger sister has been taking malaria, typhoid and hepatitis drugs for sometime now.

She started complaining of headaches and body pain for like 1 wk. Hope it's not coro oh!

That thing is scary!

It shall not come near me and my own

u and all your family members should start eating/drinking ginger,garlic,orange,Moringa ,green tea etc to boost your immunity

Kylekent59:
Funny people


When they post any snake on nairaland, many say it is cobra, only cobras we have as snake in the world.

Now people are experience a flu like symptoms, they say corona

Have you all forgotten that too much use of face mask can cause such, even change of season.

Go and do this practical.

Deep you head down inside a block refrigerator, before that, make sure you have tom-tom in your mouth, try and breathe in and see if you there's any difference.

lol..even bitterleaf is now tasteless to some people....flu is a sign of corona....failed taste buds and loss of smell confirm the existence of corona in individuals

jawalis:
You mean More Malaria patients were discharged?
Audio Discharge.
I keep asking myself and the entire Nation what the hospitals and agencies discharging patients has been administering to the patients that aid such fast recovery and recuperation.
And why can’t the Medical researchers, virologist and Other health professionals come together and enquire for that special gene, trait of biological concept of the body of those discharged patients and collect sample while the push effort to produce probably a temporary vaccine for the main time.

do u even realise that over 150k Americans,145k Spaniards and 123k Germans have recovered so far?......educate yourself and stop displaying yours foolishness recklessly

resumption of activities in Lagos will be the greatest mistakes in this administration

kikero:
On the other hand, extending the lockdown could lead to mass hunger.
Take your pick of disaster....mass hunger, or mass sickness.
In this issue, there is no right answer.

na who get life dey chop

Caleb17:
Federal Government should be careful in relaxing the lockdown. We are currently reaching the epic of the virus. We don't want to see dead bodies in the streets of Nigeria.

it's really sad that government don't value Nigerians

Ghana recorded 403 cases today and nigerian government still wants to resume....it seems government don't have Nigerians in their mind