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PoliticsRe: Presidential Debate:your Questions For The Contestants by Johnnny(m): 8:33pm On Mar 17, 2011
Deep Sight:
^^^ LOLest! Abeg you fit pless anywia you like but i take Amadioha and Sango and Ifa beg, make you no pless bloom ooo! bloom na snake him be.

". . . the bombers, who born dem? wasn't it not a woman? they were once a sheeldren now a adault now they are bombing women and sheeldren making some sheeldren a widow, ." - Dame Patience
You forgot to begin her statement with "My fellow Widows" grin
PoliticsRe: Fashola Promises Low Cost Houses by Johnnny(m): 7:47pm On Mar 17, 2011
german007:
FASHOLA?? Low cost houses indeed.

He's an absolute muppet who has taken advantage of ignorance in a lot of residents in Lagos. Lastma officials (Former Lagos Island Agbero's) and current agbero's are his biggest supporters. The Lagos state NURTW and Taxi drivers have now turned their back against him.

"Charge and Bail Lawyer" in power who thinks he can ignite, confuse and convolute Lagosians minds by his speech. Forget the SAN behind his name, it's only an egoistic cognomen.

*Breaks down houses and shops at free will without any alternatives, hence leaving people homeless and out of business.

*Lies a website has all vital information regarding contracts awarded when infact the website is non-functional.

*Spends billions on never-ending roadworks. Example, Iju-Fagba road. God knows when that will end.








[size=16pt]ADE DOSUNMU ALL THE WAY.[/size]
Every other thing you have said would have made sense if you did not bring dosmumu's name into it. The same Dosumu that rented Generator for N150,000 per day for 3 years while heading NIMASA?? 150,000 X 3years = 5.4M, Tell me, how much does a heavy duty generator cost sef? and you expect us to vote that person into the State House?. I dont think so
RomanceRe: The Best Place To Get A Wife! by Johnnny(m): 9:14pm On Mar 15, 2011
At the Bar Beach
RomanceRe: The Best Place To Get A Wife! by Johnnny(m): 5:05pm On Mar 15, 2011
Ashi joint grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by Johnnny(op): 7:45pm On Mar 14, 2011
Tosinville:
cheesy cheesy Those pictures are fcukkin' funny.


who says that guy is a nigerian? and how can a white lady look like a goliath like that? lol
As I read the bolded, a poser came to my mind.

Imagine this couple inside an apartment together, suddenly smoke starts filling the room and there were shouts of fire! fire!! Pls., Who is gonna carry who out of the burning building? huh
RomanceGuys! See Green Card Love? (with Pics) by Johnnny(op): 2:39pm On Mar 14, 2011
Don't they look happily married?  Two love birds!!!
At least
Until the Green Card is approved.  Naija guys can do anything as a means to an end! grin grin grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Nairaland Babe? I Only Have Her Pic by Johnnny(op): 4:35pm On Mar 11, 2011
It worked big time, thanks. You are a real darling, kiss kiss kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Nairaland Babe? I Only Have Her Pic by Johnnny(op): 4:24pm On Mar 11, 2011
how do i take the pic off pls huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Nairaland Babe? I Only Have Her Pic by Johnnny(op): 4:08pm On Mar 11, 2011
nope, just send it to johnonline2005@yahoo.com,

Thanks so much wink wink wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Nairaland Babe? I Only Have Her Pic by Johnnny(op): 3:37pm On Mar 11, 2011
Acidosis:
She try but she nor still fyne reach my babe
Who is ur babe on nairaland, post her pics here for us to compare her with opelovely cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Know The Name Of This Nairaland Babe? I Only Have Her Pic by Johnnny(op): 3:35pm On Mar 11, 2011
ifyalways:
Opelovely.
I have her address.
Can you share the address with me PLEASE?
Nairaland GeneralDo You Know The Name Of This Nairaland Babe? I Only Have Her Pic by Johnnny(op): 2:53pm On Mar 11, 2011
A couple of years ago, I copied this pic of a nairaland babe for keeps (confession embarassed embarassed embarassed), but I forgot to save it by her name.

I named it "Beauty" because that was what came to my mind on seeing the pic.   

But now I wish I knew her Username and/or name.  Can you help me? huh  Thanks in advance. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met A Fellow Nairalander In Real Life? by Johnnny(m): 2:26pm On Mar 11, 2011
Met a nairalander last year, a guy sha, on business terms.

I sold 2 HP flatscreen monitors to him. He told me I am the first nairalander he is also meeting face to face. He was quite a nice guy, he is into advertising. cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Fight A Guy Because Of A Woman? by Johnnny(m): 10:49am On Mar 11, 2011
pro01:
I'd just hold my gf's hand and walk away from the scene as quickly as possible. It's only a 'mere' slap after all; who knows? It might even help correct some irregularities in her facial configuration (ala manual surgery) and make her prettier.
Honestly, the bolded part made me laugh for atleast a minute after reading your post. grin grin grin

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