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I am urgently in need of a 2 bedroom flat apartment in Ketu or Ojota Lagos.

please assist.

Its now 1 - 1

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Dido - Life for rent

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I am interested! I just sent you a mail

For what exactly, Theo's style of play will not work with Barcelona's.

It will be like a round peg in a square hole, that relationship will end like that of Barcelona and Henry/Ibrahimovic.

Dont ever make the mistake of borrowing money from your business capital to settle your personal needs. It crumbles the business. My 10kobo

If they like they should go and bring Mourinho and Guardiola combined. It will do nothing with these over hyped, average players we are parading around the place.
Their ego is as high as a mountain.  Siasia wouldnt have gone unto the field himself to prevent that Gineau's second goal, even if he had been mourinho or Fergusson.

I wish whoever they appoint next the best of luck, because he will soon go the same way as his predecessors, unless he uses juju or charm on those overgrown jelly fishes called Super Eagles players.   Imagine, a Captain of a team saying he does not know that they would have qualified with a 2 - 1 win.  Even my little brother of 12 has calculated the chances of us qualifying before the game itself.  

They are all now blaming their inefficiencies on the coach!.  Shior!

Go on SIA1 you will soon get another better offer, afterall you can coach outside the country, Keshi did it, You can do it.

Yes o, a woman is an asset

more especially if she is well endowed with 'A.S.S.'

so it becomes an A>S>S>E>T.

LAFF MATTERS

Late in 1994, an 87 year old man passed on in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta State . The late man's grand son, Ufiaka (26 years old and fairly educated), was given some money and asked to travel to Agbor to buy a fine casket for his grand pa's burial. Ufiaka left base early and arrived Agbor in good time to purchase the casket and make the return journey same day,

He was fortunate to get an open back white coloured Peugeot 404 pickup heading for Amai. He, however, had to ride in the back of the pickup with the casket because two market women travelling to Amai were already seated in front with the driver.

On the home journey, they ran into a heavy rain storm close to Uronigbe and Ufiaka quickly opened the casket, lay himself nicely in the well padded interior, covered the lid and used the folded newspaper he had with him to leave a small opening between the lid and the main body of the white casket to ensure adequate ventilation.
The interior of the casket was very comfortable and Ufiaka soon fell into a very deep sleep.

The rain had subsided at the time the pickup van arrived at Umutu and during a brief stop there, two men travelling to Amai boarded the vehicle at the back and the same happened at Ubiaruku where a man and a woman travelling also to Amai entered the vehicle. All this while, Ufiaka was enjoying his beauty sleep inside the Casket completely unaware of the new passengers who boarded at Umutu and Ubiaruku.

The pickup van arrived Amai just after 5p.m. and the driver, who was now very hungry, stopped in front of a busy bukataria to have a quick bite before proceeding onto the next village.

The sudden stoppage and revving of the pickup's engine woke Ufiaka who then opened the lid of the casket and rose up.

Trouble come start!
The passengers in the back of the pickup jumped out of the vehicle from various points and took to their heels in various directions.
The people eating in the buka (including the mama-put and her service girls) who saw the white casket open, and a "ghost" step out, ran off all over the place some with balls of eba and akpu in their hands.

Ufiaka, seeing people running 'helta skelta' was convinced that armed robbers were operating and decided to take-off in the direction three of the passengers, including the woman, were running. When the three passengers realised that Ufiaka was running towards them, they increased their speed and shouted "ghost! ghost!" and, to further worsen the situation, Ufiaka was dressed in white up and down with white shoes to match that day.

With the shouting of 'ghost', other people in their homes came out to see what was going on and on seeing people running at high speed all over, they joined in the race for their dear life and the number just swelled.

The driver and the two market women were the only people who knew what was on going and they had a hell of a time calming the people down and explaining that … he merely needed shelter, while it was raining ,

Parents shouldn't force but they must guide their wards.  

Some parents are even worse, they are non-challant, they don't force neither do they guide.  They just leave their children to do whatever.

But to be candid, Though it is good to be a guide and a partaker in deciding a career for one's children based on the fact that you as parent have gone a long way in life, and have seen the ups and downs in most sectors of the economy; You have more experience in knowing which career will be more rewarding and fulfilling.  But remember you must only suggest to them and give reasons for your suggested careers.    

The children must have the final say.

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I will suggest that we post pics of both the good ones and the turn-offs to further support our views.  So the wrong ones can correct themselves.

Thanks

I like these ones

Boko Haram members beware these policemen men dont take nonsence o

Breaking News.

The Nigerian Government has concluded plans to deploy about 5,000 fiearce looking Police men trained in anti-terrorism to Maiduguri, Bauchi, Niger State respectively to check-mate the activities of Boko Haram.

This step is highly applauded by the Nigerian Populace. It is a step in the right direction. It is important to match them action-4-action now before thier wings grow 2 big like the niger delta militants.

It may interest you to take a glance on the looks of these fierce looking Police men to stop the dangerous Boko Haram men.

You may wish to re-consider your plans not to travel to these areas now without fears but with caution.

Thank the Fed. govt. for this BOLD step.

Any of the two will do for me. They both bring something different and great into any team, if I can have them both, I would be very glad, but if I have to choose, I will just pick any of the two, because I beleive each will deliver. Afterall, all I want is to win my games! Kapisch

Buy two of these items and get the third one free.

Signify your interest on time, cos I have limited stock.  We are running out of this particular item.

Is Techno a china phone? I thought imitations of original phones are called china phones.

Techno phones are Techno branded. What do you think?