₦airaland Forum

JESUSBOIY:
Ok, i met dis cute gal, durin stroll n we got talkin n she say har name was oluchi,n i woo ha n colect ha numba, she said shes comin 2 ma houz, i prepard rice n stew,bout juice,clean n even wash my boxerz ,..but can u imagins?

I also put bluse 2 romantice d houz,i tuk my bath n shaves,like seriously ? .she arive, but,she wore mini skirt n my pernis rice, , can u blive it,?. Ok,but i smile n she came in n sit n sip on my juice n i knw she is a longa throat. I ask ha how was ur nite n wettin u chops n she said bean oo, ah was like ok i like beans 2, afta sum minutes she cum 2me dat she wans it hurt,dat i shud gives ha ma thing,in whom i was DELITED,but she lock ma rum n colect d key n put in ha bra n told
......to be continued....
physicaly,spiritua without d pror permision owner. Contact 081666562*** 4 gals only...tenks

ur gal killed u? R.I.P guy, till will meet again. help me greet 2pack, micheal jackson, and others, thanks!

halfrica:
When she left i guess she took ur brain and common sense and left her braa for u to improvise wiv ur imagination skill

HAHAHAHa, u are wicked!

MrCork:
....u juss mistakenly called yor sef *Sensible*..... CRACKHEAD calln himsef Sensible..my gosh...anyways..juss remindin u to re-bleach the left portion of yor multi colord face!!

ok, if u care so much, pls u can kindly go and do as show below 4 ME.

pbs4real:
sad to say it tho,i jez blame bale for every misfortune madrid went tru last season,he wasnt helpful at all. . .u saw the way neymar and suarez help'd the brief man .

d coach didnt even want to add new players to the squard, anyway, let see wat dey can perform dis season.

Captainswag225:
lmao, i dont believe it. 30 years ban?

seriously it happens, if its me i will just deactivate the account and open another, 30 years, who even knw maybe nairaland will still be existing by den.

MrCork:
^^^^^ Dumbest registered CRACKHEAD on nairaland!!

hey! cant u see am currently chating wit sensible people? now, get lost!

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha, hmmm. Its funny oo. 30 years ban.

serious d lady is wicked oo, av seen many people here dat complained dat she ban dem till 2045.

Captainswag225:
lol, she is cool oo.

mehn! i fear her oo. cus i dont want her to give me ban till 2045.

pbs4real:
u see why i say we have a lot in c'mon. . .

i just hope d guy wont win dis year ballon d'or, cus wit his present status he is d favourite to get it.

Captainswag225:
1shilove, whats up? Were u able to go there today?

U WANT HER TO JAIL UR MONICKER?

pbs4real:
and u detest that club cal'd barca ryt? Even the brief man. .

i hate barca wit passion plus dat short guy.

Captainswag225:
arsenal have a great chance of winning the league. As for messi and neymar, fire burn them.

WiTHOUT DOS TWO GUYs, barca we be a mere average team, more reason why i want either or both of them to get injure.

MrCork:
^^^^^Registerd Nairaland *CRACKHEAD*

IN JACKSPARROW VOICE* gerrara here mehn!

pbs4real:
u also a fan of Cr7 ryt?

SURE! DATS D MAIN REASON WHY AM A MADRID FAN.

pbs4real:
roma u mean?

OH! dats a mistake from me, i mean roma

pbs4real:
why do we have a lot in c'mon?

lol, are u sure?

Captainswag225:
that be cool chop oo. Thats like 5-0 for arsenal

NO SHAKING! we are starting wit a massacre, between, madrid lost today, and dos beast (neymar and messi) are currently punishing AS ROMA.

Sassybae:
The season should start fully before you conclude, this are just friendly matches
Which club are you supporting

REAL MADRID AND arsenal.

Captainswag225:
which team is arsenal playing ?

west ham

danimodd:
The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.

But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.

1. Is That It?
A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!

2. Whoa. Great Angle.
It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.

pls dont corrupt we virgins!

Jacksparrow0712:
First half over. Chelsea down to a goal Cuadrado and mikel are useless mehhhhhn

hahahahahaha,my guy didnt i told u dat chelsea will loss? it will take a miracle 4 chelsea to even get to the top 4 dis season, imagine! u av lost almost all ur pre-season, and instead of mourinhno to buy good players he kept on buying old cargos.

LadyBoss1:
Dont be too sure men
Benteke nko his looking promising
Dont blow trumpet yet u never know we might just take u all out .. Shock go catch una

wow! u a football fan? gud to see a lady watching football!

Captainswag225:
who is chelsea playing dis week?

chelsea will play against swansea

Jacksparrow0712:
Off to watch the game. Bbl

u are still playing 0-0 @26 minute, florentina will score soon.

Captainswag225:
lol, hahahaha, cant wait for chelsea v arsenal in the league. Wenger and mourihno make me laff with their war of wordz.

DATS A BONUS match 4 arsenal, i pray we get benzema, wenger is not giving up on him.

MRpii:
Crying UP BLUES ANYWAYS

u urself knw if arsenal face chelsea 10times dis season, arsenal will win 10times.

Captainswag225:
so u are a blues fan? Are u taking the league dis season?

dey cant win the league, dey cant park d bus again cus czech there bus driver have taken the key to arsenal, and u no dey cant win a game without parking d bus.

Jacksparrow0712:
Is it on already? I'm waiting for Chelsea vs Fiorentina to kick off

ANOTHER LOSS 4 CHELSEA