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RomanceRe: What Will You Do? by Johnnoah1st(op): 11:03am On Aug 06, 2015
Gurgle:
you don't see anything wrong in the girl approaching the guy, like in an eatery or something?

ok. maybe I am too reserved

yeah its a chance you have to take. everything is a risk, if you don't understand it maybe you weren't meant to understand it in that instance
u knw some girls do flirt to d extent u will tink its green light where as she's just having fun. and not all guys have time to study maybe a girl is giving green light or not except if they are so close, though some guys can be very stupid, Hence i will advice d girl to study d maturity of d guy very well b4 approaching him.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? by Johnnoah1st(op): 10:44am On Aug 06, 2015
Gurgle:
Your friend should go and find the lady and apologise for laughing, that wasn't fair

But women shouldn't approach men kuku like that...doesn't come across well

Just give a very big green light, or use coded means to approach the fellow...
actually its not a thing of present, its happen some years ago, probably he is not yet mature den, and morover dere is nothing bad in a girl approaching a guy, have seen some myself (not bragging) and its all depends on d guy maturity, not all guys understand when a girl give green light signals, i dont understand it myself.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? by Johnnoah1st(op): 10:27am On Aug 06, 2015
nnachukz:
the girl will be very ashamed of herself to have approached a 3yrs old boy. Maybe she should have looked for matured guys. As for op, I don't advise children in cases like this. Your friend can keep laughing as long as he wants and you may join him as well.
PLS CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT DIS ONE IS SAYING TO ME?
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? by Johnnoah1st(op): 9:29am On Aug 06, 2015
chibwike:
[color=#978000]Maybe the girl is ugly cheesy [/color]
no! she is a beatiful and classy babe.
RomanceRe: All The Single Ladies: Where Have All The Men Gone? by Johnnoah1st: 9:23am On Aug 06, 2015
Riwo11:
All the Single Ladies: Where have all the men gone?.


Find Out Here»»»http://www.riseup247.com/2015/07/all-single-ladies-where-have-all-men.html
LA CLICK LA BEND
RomanceWhat Will You Do? by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:48am On Aug 06, 2015
guys what will you do if a lady approach you? a lady approch a friend of mine and she was like, guy i like you can i have your mobile number? and the guy was jus laughing till she walk out of the girl, i now ask him why he is laughing he said he dont knw wat to say. what will you do if its u?
RomanceRe: Wanted by Johnnoah1st: 7:15am On Aug 06, 2015
namedonfinish:
thanks for the reply. am nt new here, just couldnt manage my old acct again....
to ur reply, if d acct as been deactivated, how come the individual can still make comments. or are their so many "nobodys" on nairaland?
ITS simple, assuming u deactivate ur account dis morning, and ur monicker change to nobody dos dat means u posted wit nobodys account? NO! all d comments with nobody have already be posted b4 d owner deactivate his/her account. but ur comments on every thread wont dissapear after u have deactivate it, hence it will change to nobody, so its not only person, so far u deactivate ur account all ur comment will change to nobody. and many people have deactivate there accounts, hope u get me? u can still ask anymore questions.
RomanceRe: Wanted by Johnnoah1st: 6:38am On Aug 06, 2015
namedonfinish:
Am curious as to who this nobody nairalander is. sometimes he/she appears male/female. Even on one thread he/she will appear and double as both gender. Abeg u be transgender.. I need an answer oo, cos this curiousity is one of the many reasons i reopened a nairaland acct. Other reasons 85% loading.............
i guess u are new on nairaland? any comments u saw posted by nobody, it means dat particular person as deactivate his/her account. e.g now assuming u deactivate ur account today, all comment u av posted on nairaland we turn to nobody as the poster. if u go to ur profile settings, u we see where u can deactivate ur account. u can ask me anyother questions
RomanceRe: My Gal Kills Me, And Am Dead!..... True Story By Jayboy. by Johnnoah1st: 11:33pm On Aug 05, 2015
JESUSBOIY:
Ok, i met dis cute gal, durin stroll n we got talkin n she say har name was oluchi,n i woo ha n colect ha numba, she said shes comin 2 ma houz, i prepard rice n stew,bout juice,clean n even wash my boxerz angry,..but can u imagins?

I also put bluse 2 romantice d houz,i tuk my bath n shaves,like seriously angry? .she arive, but,she wore mini skirt n my pernis rice, cool smiley , can u blive it,?. Ok,but i smile n she came in n sit n sip on my juice n i knw she is a longa throat. I ask ha how was ur nite n wettin u chops n she said bean oo, ah was like ok i like beans 2, afta sum minutes she cum 2me dat she wans it hurt,dat i shud gives ha ma thing,in whom i was DELITEDsmiley,but she lock ma rum n colect d key n put in ha bra n told
......to be continued....
physicaly,spiritua without d pror permision owner. Contact 081666562*** 4 gals only...tenks
ur gal killed u? R.I.P guy, till will meet again. help me greet 2pack, micheal jackson, and others, thanks!
RomanceRe: My Gal Kills Me, And Am Dead!..... True Story By Jayboy. by Johnnoah1st: 11:29pm On Aug 05, 2015
halfrica:
When she left i guess she took ur brain and common sense and left her braa for u to improvise wiv ur imagination skill huh huh huh
HAHAHAHa, u are wicked!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:58pm On Aug 05, 2015
MrCork:
....u juss mistakenly called yor sef *Sensible*..... CRACKHEAD calln himsef Sensible..my gosh...anyways..juss remindin u to re-bleach the left portion of yor multi colord face!!
ok, if u care so much, pls u can kindly go and do as show below 4 ME.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:55pm On Aug 05, 2015
pbs4real:
sad to say it tho,i jez blame bale for every misfortune madrid went tru last season,he wasnt helpful at all. . .u saw the way neymar and suarez help'd the brief man .
d coach didnt even want to add new players to the squard, anyway, let see wat dey can perform dis season.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:51pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
lmao, i dont believe it. 30 years ban?
seriously it happens, if its me i will just deactivate the account and open another, 30 years, who even knw maybe nairaland will still be existing by den.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:48pm On Aug 05, 2015
MrCork:
^^^^^ Dumbest registered CRACKHEAD on nairaland!!
hey! cant u see am currently chating wit sensible people? now, get lost!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:45pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahahaha, hmmm. Its funny oo. 30 years ban.
serious d lady is wicked oo, av seen many people here dat complained dat she ban dem till 2045.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:36pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
lol, she is cool oo.
mehn! i fear her oo. cus i dont want her to give me ban till 2045.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:34pm On Aug 05, 2015
pbs4real:
u see why i say we have a lot in c'mon. . .
i just hope d guy wont win dis year ballon d'or, cus wit his present status he is d favourite to get it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
1shilove, whats up? Were u able to go there today?
U WANT HER TO JAIL UR MONICKER?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:29pm On Aug 05, 2015
pbs4real:
and u detest that club cal'd barca ryt? Even the brief man. .grin
i hate barca wit passion plus dat short guy.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:27pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
arsenal have a great chance of winning the league. As for messi and neymar, fire burn them.
WiTHOUT DOS TWO GUYs, barca we be a mere average team, more reason why i want either or both of them to get injure.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:23pm On Aug 05, 2015
MrCork:
^^^^^Registerd Nairaland *CRACKHEAD*
IN JACKSPARROW VOICE* gerrara here mehn!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:21pm On Aug 05, 2015
pbs4real:
u also a fan of Cr7 ryt?
SURE! DATS D MAIN REASON WHY AM A MADRID FAN.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:20pm On Aug 05, 2015
pbs4real:
roma u mean?
OH! dats a mistake from me, i mean roma
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:14pm On Aug 05, 2015
pbs4real:
why do we have a lot in c'mon?
lol, are u sure?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:13pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
that be cool chop oo. Thats like 5-0 for arsenal
NO SHAKING! we are starting wit a massacre, between, madrid lost today, and dos beast (neymar and messi) are currently punishing AS ROMA.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:08pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sassybae:
The season should start fully before you conclude, this are just friendly matches
Which club are you supporting
REAL MADRID AND arsenal.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:06pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
which team is arsenal playing ?
west ham
RomanceRe: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by Johnnoah1st: 9:17pm On Aug 05, 2015
danimodd:
The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.

But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.

1. Is That It?
A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!

2. Whoa. Great Angle.
It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.
pls dont corrupt we virgins!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 8:55pm On Aug 05, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
First half over. Chelsea down to a goal cry Cuadrado and mikel are useless mehhhhhn
hahahahahaha,my guy didnt i told u dat chelsea will loss? it will take a miracle 4 chelsea to even get to the top 4 dis season, imagine! u av lost almost all ur pre-season, and instead of mourinhno to buy good players he kept on buying old cargos.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 8:36pm On Aug 05, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Dont be too sure men
Benteke nko his looking promising
Dont blow trumpet yet u never know we might just take u all out .. Shock go catch una
wow! u a football fan? gud to see a lady watching football!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
who is chelsea playing dis week?
chelsea will play against swansea
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 8:27pm On Aug 05, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Off to watch the game. Bbl
u are still playing 0-0 @26 minute, florentina will score soon.

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