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Politics / Re: Yuletide: FG Declares Dec. 24, 25, 28 Public Holidays by Johnnoah1st: 9:01pm On Dec 22, 2015
Lemon12:
cheesy grin grin Islam and copy copy ....
So they have shift Mohammed the paedophile birthday to 24th Dec now Abii?
hahahaaaaaaa
Politics / Re: See Country Where Christmas Celebrants Are Jailed For Five Years by Johnnoah1st: 7:20pm On Dec 22, 2015
NakedEve:


My dear I am not a lesbian n I don't really advocate for LGBT rights but I saw the devil in the hearts of Nigerian Christians during the LGBT issue. I watched it all from afar in 3D.

Anyway I still maintain that let what happened in Brunei happen in Nigeria.
Like I said before many Nigerian Christians hypocritically called it a democracy n called for the killing of sexual minorities together with their jailing simply because they had the power of democracy(numbers)..

So let Nigeria become Brunei in Jesus name where the rights of even christian minorities (I pray this comes to pass) become nonexistent.
can someone take dis thing to the nearest panel beaters, her brain need to be rewired

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Politics / Re: ‎reasons To Doubt That The Missing Law Student Is A Student Of Oau . by Johnnoah1st: 11:11pm On Dec 21, 2015
wat more can i say? its only shows d op is naturally a senseless being, dos it matter she is a law student or not? or u sha want us to knw on nairaland dat u are d lss of law department in oau? somebody is missing! dats d main point and dont use her predicament to get fame, idiat!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 21st December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 10:49pm On Dec 21, 2015
ichommy:
89'TOURE HITS IT JUST WIDE! Hearts in mouths for the
Gunners, who see De Bruyne orchestrate another chance,
sliding the Ivorian goalside of his man but at full stretch,
he can only poke it the wrong side of the post!
put ur source, u copied it all from goal.Com

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Politics / Re: FG Debunks ISIS Figures On Recent Boko Haram Attacks And Killings by Johnnoah1st: 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2015
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Romance / Re: Will You Go With Your Girlfriend To A Strip Club? by Johnnoah1st: 7:13pm On Dec 21, 2015
Estharfabian:
Uh....Check again...My Name's Estharfabian and i share Only "Relevant n Smart" things....undecided

All these qualities... Sadly, You do not possess those qualities..
chai!!! dis girl gat bad mouth sha, *faint*
Romance / Re: Will You Go With Your Girlfriend To A Strip Club? by Johnnoah1st: 6:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
lifeisabitch:
I think that's the best thing to do but most morally bankrupt guys go alone.


Another quickie- are all the strip dancers prostitutes?
strip club is fun, and yes! i can take my girlfriend to a strip club if she's someone dat have d mind and not the too holy type dat will find everything disgusting.
Romance / Re: Will You Go With Your Girlfriend To A Strip Club? by Johnnoah1st: 6:28pm On Dec 21, 2015
Estharfabian:
Sounds promising...cheesy

Yes it is!wink
Not A strip club tho...lipsrsealed i ain't seeing Naked ladies..

Buh A male strip club would so just fine!wink
i followed u and within 2hours u already spam my share box with many stupiid shares, *gosh* I will unfollow u immediately
Romance / Re: Black People With 'phone Abuse' by Johnnoah1st: 3:26pm On Dec 21, 2015
Estharfabian:
gringrinFirstly, Your friend has some serious Anger Issues...Like he threw his phone away? What if it was an Iphone? shocked seriously Damage....


nyways...People just don't get it..except it's a matter of Emergency..I can't call someone More than twice...If I call U, n u don't pick, I'd just know You're busy or sth..n Courtesy demands U call me back when You're less busy...
Buh some really thirsty people would keep Calling! Like 20times in 3Mins! Smh...

it gets annoying sometimes..Buh Biko, I can't throw my phone for anybody's sake o
poverty mentallity, so someone cant threw a mere iphone 6 away? i lost my gresso luxer las vegas jackpot phone worth $1million, yet d world did end, try and upgrade ur brain pls
Romance / Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by Johnnoah1st: 3:07pm On Dec 21, 2015
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Romance / Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by Johnnoah1st: 3:06pm On Dec 21, 2015
merry chrismax, to johnnoah1st, captainswag225, and d one and only idiiot on nairand, his royal mumuness durentt. wish u all happy xmas and new year in advance.
Romance / Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by Johnnoah1st: 3:03pm On Dec 21, 2015
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Durentt:
I wish Misspicy a new car kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa grin
. Madness is when u talk to urself and still laugh to urself.

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Romance / Re: I Think She Just Friend Zoned Me.. ....help by Johnnoah1st: 2:02pm On Dec 21, 2015
misreal:
Abeg i want to make this simple. I asked a lady out some days ago, and this was her response.. "I am not ready to date now, and I can't force myself to love"...i'lld like to know if I just got friend zoned.. .matureed comments only, and no abuses please. .....meanwhile, she practically gave me the green light..
chai! she practically gave u green ligth and still want to friend zone u? if i were u i will practically go and hang myself, dis is a disgrace mehn!!!!!
Romance / Re: She Has Helped Me A Lot But All She Wants Is Marriage (2) (the Complete Story) by Johnnoah1st: 1:54pm On Dec 21, 2015
louistearer:
How will u feel, wen u find out that the money ur girlfriend was using to cater for u, paid ur house, furnished it and most times give you money. How wld u feel if you later found out that the money was a stolen money she has being stealing from her place of work bccuz she is the accountat in d firm. She even lied to me abt her salary and never told me that she was stealing d money she used in paying my ouse rent and furnished it. Nairalanders pplz what is ur suggestions on what I shld do?
ori e oope, why woman go dey feed u and also paying ur house rent in d first place? *spit* dis guy deserved to ran over by an armoured tank.
Politics / Re: Sen Godswill Akpabio Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by Johnnoah1st: 7:11am On Dec 19, 2015
Who is akpabio?
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by Johnnoah1st: 7:09am On Dec 19, 2015
his football age i guess.

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Politics / Re: How Bendel Girls Battled Biafra – Ogbemudia by Johnnoah1st: 7:08am On Dec 19, 2015
i dont comment on chest beater and flat head related threads, *zoom off with my bugatti*

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Politics / Re: Hassan Umoru, New Commander To Battle Boko Haram by Johnnoah1st: 7:05am On Dec 19, 2015
can d snake rearer and the push up master lead the war in d war front? or wat is he paid 4?

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Politics / Re: Petrol May Sell Below N87per Litre Next Year- NNPC by Johnnoah1st: 7:00am On Dec 19, 2015
let it sell For 87 naira 1st naa

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Politics / Re: Kachikwu: Subsidy Removal Will Not Affect Pump Price by Johnnoah1st: 6:58am On Dec 19, 2015
apc: confused set of people

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Romance / Re: Hello House A Guy Of 35 Nid A Bleep Mate As Intimate Lover Any Tribe Call by Johnnoah1st: 9:54pm On Dec 18, 2015
solonto:
07034770232 prince from ojota
dis one don dey craze sha, ordinary #500 u no get to go use 4 brothel? na so d convenant between u and poverty strong reach? definetly many are mad but just a few are in yabaleft.
Nairaland / General / Re: Romancelanders, Is Dis An End-time Job Or Shud I Accept It by Johnnoah1st: 9:17pm On Dec 18, 2015
Durentt:
k
dis story is as fake as ur brain, do u tink monkeys can be employed in a spa? dat job is only 4 damsel.
Nairaland / General / Re: Romancelanders, Is Dis An End-time Job Or Shud I Accept It by Johnnoah1st: 8:59pm On Dec 18, 2015
Durentt:
Pls oooh am a student looking for a part time job So i hav a aunty who works at a gym So i told her am lukin for a job So she told me to come and meet her boss, which i did dis morning. So, the boss offered me a job to be massaging pipu's body with a fair monthly salary. So i don't kno if to accept dat job, it seems endtime-ish to me lipsrsealed So Romancelanders wat do u suggest i do. So i shud accept d job or not?? Lalasticlala

Romance / Re: G by Johnnoah1st: 8:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
SINNZ:
Fvck you bro. grin
sorry bro am not gay.
Romance / Re: G by Johnnoah1st: 8:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
softappless:
HBD
honeygirl17:
HBD
Maxi112:
happy birthday bro
Cutehector:
Hbd
rezzy:
Happy birthday to you
Leriebloom:
HBD
lanicky:
HBD
tanks to u all
Romance / Re: G by Johnnoah1st: 7:59pm On Dec 18, 2015
Durentt:
sonofabiitch goto hell angry juzt commit suicide already let ur birth day nd death day be celebrated together. Lousy kirkfaced baboon
the thunder dat will fire u iS currently being upgraded to version 8.0 by the time dey finished d upgrading, just knw u are a gonna.
Romance / G by Johnnoah1st: 8:50am On Dec 18, 2015
!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Shi’ite Sect Leader Not In Army’s Custody – Buratai by Johnnoah1st: 10:24pm On Dec 17, 2015
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Romance / Re: 15 by Johnnoah1st: 10:22pm On Dec 17, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
"We're Currently 21, we have been dating for 5 years now, you could say she's the one or the one I had my 'ZING' with..

She's everything and more

But I have no plans to get married until I'm 33.. For a lot of reasons..

I don't think she'll wait for another 12years..

Please tell me if she will wait for me.. I don't want to lose her"


Anthony said.
u still underage, go and read ur book
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 10:32pm On Dec 14, 2015
BCISLTD007:
Wait oo...if Chelsea relegate but win the Champions League. .will they still qualify for next year
yes! dey will qualify 4 championship, dis will surely fit chelsea, from being a premier league champion to winning champions league then moving to championship, all still illustriate champion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 10:15pm On Dec 14, 2015
goal! goal!! goal!, diego coasta scored an hatrick in a second, is now leicester 2-3 chelsea,

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