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So funny but I can't explain y I'm not moved to expose my vocal cavity

Team news Everton v Chelsea (17:30 GMT) Everton make three changes from the side which lost 3-2 to West Ham, as most notably John Stones is dropped to the bench. In come Leighton Baines, Tom Cleverley and Gareth Barry. Everton: Robles, Coleman, Funes Mori, Jagielka (c), Baines, Cleverley, Barry, Lennon, McCarthy, Barkley, Lukaku. Subs : Howard, Stones, Niasse, Besic, Osman, Deulofeu, Kone Chelsea make just one alteration from the team beaten by PSG in midweek. Eden Hazard misses out with a hip injury, Nemanja Matic comes in to add some Serbian steel. Chelsea : Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic (c), Kenedy; Mikel, Matic; Willian, Fabregas, Pedro; Diego Costa. Subs : Begovic, Baba Rahman, Terry, Loftus-Cheek, Oscar, Traore, Remy.

slyIsaac:
So true...tho My favorite place to use my phone is in the toilet...sometyms I watch a full 2hr movie while in the toilet,My elder brother use to think I was jerking off in there

I tell my big bro dat d best place 2 operate u fone is in d toilet but he wouldn't believe

Oya Omo LALASTICLALA nd ISHILOVE tell us y u choose ur moniker

Where are all d human Rights lawyers dis lady's right to fear hearing has been trampled upon .. SMH because d NPF is a huge joke

Bubu pls tel ur kinsmen enof is enof we can't fold our arms nd kwantinew watching pple die because of those senseless folks

This type can even give u EBOLA sef....

TEAM NEWS Everton full-back Bryan Oviedo is doubtful following a chest infection, while Aaron Lennon's hamstring problem will also be assessed. Kevin Mirallas begins a ban but Gareth Barry and Tom Cleverley should be fit after recovering from illness. Chelsea will assess John Terry, who returns to the squad after recovering from a hamstring injury. The Blues will make a late decision on Diego Costa, who went off in midweek with a hip tendon injury. Eden Hazard is available despite being troubled by an ongoing hip problem. MOTD COMMENTATOR'S NOTES Guy Mowbray: "The winners Wembley-bound at least once; the loser's season as good as over before Easter. "Roberto Martinez says he doesn't see it as 'make or break', but that is surely the reality for a manager under increasing scrutiny. "He talked this week of the "Goodison Park effect", but supporters can only do so much. "One win in their last eight home league games and Everton's tendency to lose leads will inevitably bring a nervous tension to the usual noise. "Chelsea can play on that, and it might not be a bad thing to get away from Stamford Bridge after Wednesday's Champions League disappointment. "Winning the FA Cup is a must to save a desperate season that has the feel of the end of an era for London's Blues." Twitter: @Guymowbray WHAT THE MANAGERS SAY Everton manager Roberto Martinez: "When you see the work of the players and then you don't get the rewards you deserve, it is painful. "[It is] a pain we share with all the fans. The frustration is there. We've seen outstanding signs this season and that is why it is so frustrating to see in games where we are winning, we throw it away. "I don't see it as a make-or-break (game). I see it as the type of game we want to be involved in. We have the advantage of playing it at Goodison, and we could achieve something really special." Chelsea interim manager Guus Hiddink: "We had a difficult loss [against Paris St-Germain] and just two days to recover physically, psychologically and mentally. "It's always a blow when you're knocked out (even when) by a good team. "Now the players have to respond. Mentally, it's very important they're resilient." MATCH FACTS Head-to-head Everton and Chelsea have been paired together nine times in the FA Cup - with Chelsea prevailing in six of those ties, and Everton advancing on three occasions. However, Chelsea have never won an FA Cup game at Goodison Park (L1, D2). The sides last met in the competition in 2011, when Everton went through after winning a fourth-round replay at Stamford Bridge via a penalty shoot-out. The Toffees have won five of their last nine home games against Chelsea in all competitions (D1, L3), scoring in each of those matches. Everton The Toffees have lost five of their last seven FA Cup quarter-finals, including the last two. They have reached the FA Cup quarter-finals for the fifth time in eight seasons. Roberto Martinez's men have lost three of their last four home games. Romelu Lukaku has scored in each of his four FA Cup appearances for Everton. Aaron Lennon has scored in five of his last seven appearances and has six goals in 2016 - compared to just four in the previous three calendar years. Chelsea The last time the Blues lost an FA Cup quarter-final was against Barnsley in 2008. Since then they have won four of five matches at this stage, drawing the other at Manchester United in 2013. Guus Hiddink has won all six of his FA Cup matches in charge of Chelsea. Diego Costa has scored or assisted 17 goals in his last 15 games in all competitions ( 11 goals 6 assists)

36 years Jah bless her new age

xender:



please nobody should give this dude attention......you praise yourself like its your doing... I pity you .How about those who scored above 250 last year but due to one thing or the other were not admitted, only to intensify effort this year by reading fastidiously. Only for the person to see a JAMB score of 156 or 167 this year.


Bro, even JAMB knows they have problems hence the 40 marks added to candidate who sat for the exam 27th and 29th.


One of the JAMB official have already released a statement expressing regrets on this years JAMB exam , and u are talking like those who are getting poor scores are all dull. It would have been better if u kept ur score to yourself and not creating a misleading thread .This problem is general.

You haven't even written post ume you are already raising shoulder like who don matriculate sef. With this your score you would still need to do a lot of preparations for post utme .especially if its a competitive course and a federal university.


so bro... leave those complaining to do so because they were wrongly scored.


#RemarkJamb2016

dude b4 u go about blabbing just gather enof facts those dat wrote on d 27th nd 29th were just victims every first nd second day activity their cmputers deducts their marks hence they were sent d wrong score after it was noticed they were sent back their original score.....OK come to think of it y didn't they add 4 everybody......
so I'll suggest dat u probably sit ur a** down nd focus on ur studies

glimpse33:
JAMB 2016 SHOULD NOT BE SCRAPPED/REMARKED...


I Have Been Reading Online Posts On Nairaland, MySchool & Some Other Blogs, And I Kept Seeing Lazy Users Screaming, Calling For The Scrapping Of Jamb 2016.
I Simply Read & Laugh At These Posts.

After This Post, Richiez , olawalebabs , Fynestboi & Lalasticlala Should Stop Paying Attention To Those UnPrepared/ Dull Candidates Calling For The Scrapping Of JAMB 2016. Because, As Far As You Are Intelligent, You Must Definitely beat The Mere 180+ Cutoff Mark, Even If Your Result Was Poorly Marked.


Jamb Has Been In Existence Since 1978. And It Has Been The Only Body Screening Secondary School Leavers Before Post Utme Was Introduced In 2005.


Fast forward To 2015 When CBT Was Fully Introduced, Its Safe To Say That It Was Success. And Now 2016, And I Must Say It Is A Huge Success As Well. For All Those Screaming #RemarkJamb2016 / #ScrabJamb2016, I Am Sorry To Say You All Are Dead Heads, Empty Brain.


Before You Throw Stones At Me. I Also Wrote This Years Jamb And Scored 243, Reason Was That I Prepared 100%. I Got All My Essential Chemistry, Physics, Maths & English Text Books. Plus Downloaded The Syllabus Of Each Subject & Read It Word For Word. (That's The Criteria For Passing JAMB)


I Didn't Rely On Past Questions Like Most Of You Did. I guess That's The Reason Why Y'all Failed. Also, Most Of Y'all Spent All Your Time On Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter While The Wise Ones Was Busy Preparing.


Plus Those Of You Making Stupid Suggestions On Scrapping Jamb, Meaning Whosoever Passed WAEC Would Just Go And Sit For Post Utme. WTF
WAEC Is The Most Corrupt Exam Body, As SS3 students No Longer Write WAEC By Themselves. They Now Depend On Miracle Centers.


My Advice To Those Who Scored Below 180 In This Years Jamb Exam Is: Quit Most Of Your Online Activities & LOVE Your Book. For God's Sake What Is Wrong With This Indomie Generation


You Guys Are Just Too Lazy To Read. And It Is The Lazy Ones That Are Screaming #ScrapJamb, While The Intelligent Ones (Me Inclusive) Are Already Preparing For Post Utme.



#Peace!

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MODIFIED:

I Felt That At This moment That Everyone Seems To Be Protesting On
Scrapping Jamb, Some Other Persons Were Favored. What's Going To Be Their
Fate If It Is Eventually Scrapped

OR

What If JAMB 2016 Is Officially Remarked And You Scored Below What You Got Before

GBAAM!!!!!! OP u are spot on....dey wouldn't read, they'll spend all day on NL and expect MANNA from heaven.... ask d Israelites after d manna fell dey still had to go out and gather...so even if d manna will fall u must b ready to work

LALA is this true ...ohh tell me dis isn't true...so LALA u mean all d money I used in training u was just a burnt offering NA VILLAGE SURE PASS

Onlyone3:
Never in your life quote my post again

E don pain am o

Lessonteacher:
sorry to say diz bt u re stupid fr telling him/her dat. Who told u dat d time we finished matters, u re saying diz cos u dnt no d pain pple re going through. Even wen u re very sure of wat u did, dey still gave u low mark. I wnt vouch fr my econs bt eng, maths nd phy i espected nothing less dan 80 frm dem, so if u no u re nt affected, dnt come here nd talk rubbish.

dude lemme tell u it isn't abt doing all but doing the few u knw and doing it best

Onlyone3:
He who wears the shoe knows where it hurts... I don't blame you.

dat is if u buy an under sized shoe

I guess he took excess MAGANIBURANTASHI my northerners can explain beta

Onlyone3:
Same here... After all my sleepless nights and burnt candles I got 177. The questions were damn cheap, I even finished with 30mins remaining. Just yesterday's evening I received one of the shocker of my life...177!! Since then am not my self. Guys this is totally unfair from jamb, why re they playing with our future? I hope and pray that the errors will be rectified and our correct score will be sent to us

Errors kor Errorer ni ogbeni take it or leave it dah is ur score or u think it is by finishing 30 mins b4 tym dat will make u score 500....SMH so sorry for u

shebi bad belleing is allowed abi ?? let d beta team win

Liverpool make three changes from the team which won at Crystal Palace on the weekend. In come Nathaniel Clyne, Philippe Coutinho and Daniel Sturridge. LFC XI: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno, Can, Henderson, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino, Sturridge Manchester United have Juan Mata as skipper as they make four changes. In come Guillermo Varela, Morgan Schneiderlin, Marouane Fellaini and Memphis Depay. Bastian Schweinsteiger is back on the bench. MUFC XI: De Gea, Varela, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Fellaini, Memphis, Mata, Martial, Rashford.

rawtouch:
Taribo west dada don turn to bald head

He is now a pastor....

chxe:
Where is rooney.. I thought they said he will be there.

Dude them Neva play the match nau... A typical hater always looking for an avenue to criticize. .. SMH
cc: lalasticlala nd ishilove come nd see oo

I woke up this morning around 7:30 am with the hope of going about my normal business. As I was about to go out I received information that the NNPC station close to my workplace and that while coming to work I should come along with a jerry can.
Unknown to my source that the NNPC don't sell for people that come with jerry can. I came there. lo and behold it was as if the president was addressing a rally or something.
I later got to know that they weren't selling for jerry cans only those who brought the tank of their generator. I went back home which would cost me another huge amount of money (#250 to be precised)
After bringing my own tank we were told to queue up that the PETROLEUM MOTOR SPIRIT (PMS) available would go round. After 2hrs of our queuing they now told us to bring from 100-500 depending on your type of tank and after adjusting their pump.
To even make matters worse men of the NPF came there claiming to restore orderliness but their presence there made matters worse as they collected extra money from customers. A man of the NPF started removing the plate numbers of those car owners who refused to pay. The man's force number is: 363406 and his name is CHRIS EMMANUEL.
After what seemed to be eternity I bought my own FUEL but I has to pay through my nostril.
FELLOW NIGERIANS IS THIS THE CHANGE THEY PROMISED US!!!
CAN WE CONTINUE TO SUFFER LIKE THIS WHILE THE SO CALLED RICH PEOPLE ENJOY!!!!
IF THIS IS CHANGE I'LL RATHER REMAIN WERE I USED TO BE.....
MOD PLS PUSH THIS TO THE FP BECAUSE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH









GOD BLESS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!!!!!!!

The game is over ..champions league good bye till any tym we see again

Fvck dis game champions league is now a mirage SMH!!!!!

Chelsea XI: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic, Kenedy; Mikel, Fabregas, Pedro, Willian, Hazard, Costa. A groin injury to Marco Verratti forces PSG boss Laurent Blanc into one change from the first leg as the midfielder is replaced by Adrien Rabiot. Striker Edinson Cavani is again on the bench. PSG XI: Trapp, Marquinhos, Silva, Luiz, Maxwell, Rabiot, Motta, Matuidi, Di Maria, Ibrahimovic, Moura.

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kliq:
lol
Zombie how market?

Lol...can u bet ur moni dat Chelsea to win

spencekat:
Am afraid of PSG.

no need to fear Chelsea ti take over!!!

kliq:
Up blues



Chelsea 0-3 PSG

SMH!!!! Anoda wailer identified

I can stake my Gerfriend on dis match because we go win ......Blues till I RIP!!!!!!

holluphemydavid:
Chelshit is going down 2nite

SMH!!! because haters go kick bucket 2nyt.....up blues

Folks is Costa a doubt 4 d match