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rusher14:PM me rusher 14 |
rusher14:True talk |
rusher14:
An advice: go pick up comedy because u are truly hilarious |
rusher14:And it will interest u 2 know dat JAMB I wrote was for my 2nd degree |
rusher14:I did not just CLAIM to be a graduate d fact is dat I am one...so if it hurts so much maybe in ur next life ( if probably you'll have one) tell ur pops to stop being a drunk nd invest dat money in ur education |
wellmax:brother did I PM u begging 4 'likes' d last t I checked everyone was entitled to his/her opinion... I've said mine u say urs nd life goes on |
wellmax:smh....FYI didn't ask for 'likes' dude just say wahs on ya mind...Also a graduate if u care to know |
I'm so sure FEMI ADESINA will surely be a wicked person.....imagine if buhari were to read dis.....enuf mistake go dey am. In other news: can dis make 1 dollar = 1 naira ![]() |
great physicist who graced mother earth....just imagine stealing his eyes and brain dis man was simply EXTRAORDINARY |
Lmao.....
OP!!! U 4ny die |
OP!!! abeg u too much BIG UPS to u |
end time legislator |
sexaddict08:dude u disgust me wadda4k infact ehh must u loud ur dirty talks always ![]() |
OP!!! PLS how can this make $1 = =N=1 |
Fvck APC nd Amaechi PDP nd WIKE ti take ova !!!! |
Cjizzy:Y would I go into comedy when I'm already established |
Cjizzy:Pls make it wet |
Good morning pepu!!!
Please permit me to introduce my Father to you.
He is:
1. Wonderful
2. Counsellor
3. Prince of Peace
4. Eternal Rock of Ages
5. King of Glory
6. Mighty God
7. King of kings
8. Lord of lords
9. Lord of hosts
10. Lily of the valley
11. Healer
12. Deliverer
13. Provider
14. Creator
15. Potter
16. Day Star
17. Cornerstone
18. Prophet of prophets
19. Saviour
20. I AM THAT I AM
21. Wisdom of God
22. Head of the church
23. Governor
24. Righteous Judge
25. Protector
26. Rock of offence
27. Shield
28. Merciful God
29. Gracious God
30. Faithful God
31. Giver
32. Victorious in Holiness
33. Consuming Fire
34. El Elyon
35. Jehovah Raphael
36. Jehovah Rohi
37. Jehovah Jireh
38. Jehovah Elgibor
39. Jehovah Sham ah
40. Jehovah Shalom
41. El Olam
42. Defender
43. Redeemer
44. Comforter
45. Trinity in Council
46. Instructor
47. Teacher
48. Inspirer
49. Reminder
50. Invisible God
51. Hope of Glory
52. Lion of Judah
53. Root of Jesse
54. Man of war
55. Lamb of God
56. Sustainer
57. Convincer
58. Light of the world
59. Restorer
60. Silencer
61. Stiller of storms
62. Proclaimer
63. Father of the fatherless
64. Husband of the widow
65. Smith of heaven
66. The Way
67. The Truth
68. The Life
69. Bread of life
70. Bread Winner
71. Champion of champions
72. Winner of winners
73. Composer
74. Author
75. Finisher
76. Glorious in Holiness
77. Fearful in praises
78. Sleepless God
79. Ancient of days
80. Ageless God
81. Eternal God
82. Excellent God
83. Powerful God
84. Leader of leaders
85. Chief Inventor
86. Convener
87. Compassionate God
88. Commander-in-Chief of heavenly host
89. Worthy King
90. Overseer
91. Moulder
92. Shaper
93. Breaker
94. Praiseworthy God
95. Helper
96. Richer than the richest
97. Older than the oldest
98. Trustworthy God
99. Arranger
100. Master Builder
101. Master Planner
102. Master Minder
103. Arrester
104. Relentless God's
105. Voice of hope
106. Beautiful God
107. Alpha and Omega
108.Game Changer
109. Our Refuge
110. Our fortress
111. Our Buckler
112. Our Banner
113. Strong Tower
114. Unchanging changer
115. Rose of Sharon
116. All in All
117. Pillar of our lives
118. The First Born
119. Lamb that was slain
120. The Glory & lifter of our heads
121. The word of God
122. Our Advocate
123. Our High Priest
124. Bishop of our souls
125. High and Lofty one
126. Almighty
127. Our Best Friend
128. On time God
129 Lion of Judah
130 Omnipotent
131. Omnipresent
132 Omniscient
133. Consumming fire Adonai
134. The beginning & the end
135 Living water
136 Unquenchable fire
137. Awesome God
138 I salute your excellency Baba
139 Battle stopper
140 Unquestionable God.
141 Jehova Tsikednu,
142 Mighty one in battle.
143 Glorious in Holiness,
144 Fearful in praises.
145 Mighty man of valour.
146 Miracle worker.
147 Rock of ages.
148 Merciful God.
149 Advocate.
150 Always doing wonders.
151 Amen and Hallelujah.
152 Answer to prayers.
153 Intercessor.
154 Interceptor.
155 Balm of Gilead
There is no one like him. To Him Be The Glory
Forever Amen |
Hazardd:SMH just because u were given 5mb by Airtel u think u can come here to write trash....cmon u can be more matured |
Hazardd:surely twill rain nd moreover u weren't forced 2 open d thread |
LORDSAMURAI:my broda she is heavily endowed...Mehn |
chocolateme:tnxs sister |
Kindly hear my experience: I have been dating dis gurl for over 3months now and everything has been fine. So last week I decided to invite her to my place, and she didn't hesitate to come. When we were together, her phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I asked her why she didn't pick. She said nothing, and for me to check who had called her. I saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick, may be the Bank wants to give us money. After that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling', she ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the call. A minute later, FirstBank calling, she put it on silence; when ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank. When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the call. Later after an hour, one call entered her phone singing John Legend's (all of me) song; just to check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and answered the call well. Later when I asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working there used the office landline to call her. I said Ok. Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she Happily with so much excitement picked the call. After she had finished receiving the call, I picked up my phone to flash her number... Guess what I saw....?! MicroFinance. I av nt been myself since den o. If woman no fit kill u, u no go die again o, u go jst de live de go till daaa kingdom com. Chai |
OP!!!!!! pls more abeg u just made my Sunday |
na dat Moses nd d promised land own funny me pass ROTFLMAO |
UrennaNkoli:A hater personified |
I got mine from a cartoon back in d days JOHNNY BRAVO..... I just removed d bravo nd added 19 (my perfect number) |
The diff btw BUBU nd GEJ
ELECTRICITY: GEJ= 20 hrs daily
BUBU= 5 hrs daily
Under GEJ Nigeria had d best economy in Africa
". Bubu Nigeria's economy is in shambles
Nigeeua can Neva have a President again lyk GEJ GOD BLESS GEJ!!!!!!!!! |
I kinda lost count of Nigerian pastors in dat list.... |
And d fool laid down der if I may ask... DOING WHAT ![]() |
smh because I knew dis APC led govt was a huge joke |
ROTFLMAO |
An advice: go pick up comedy because u are truly hilarious
