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PoliticsOsundecides: Popular Prophet Releases 1st Four Positions by johnpaulinweb(op): 9:20am On Sep 21, 2018
The General Overseer of Jehovah Power Miracle Tabernacle, Mike Agboola, has released shocking prediction on who will emerge the winner in the Saturday’s polls in Osun state.

In a short video posted on his Facebook page, the clergyman gave a breakdown of how candidates will perform during the poll.

He said as revealed to him by God, Mr Akinbade of ADC will come 4th while Senator Adeleke will come 3rd.

Also, Mr Oyetola of APC will come 2nd while Mr Omisore of SDP will emerge victorious at the poll.

Recall that prophet Mike had correctly predicted the emergence of Kayode Fayemi of the All Progressive Congress (APC) as the winner of Ekiti gubernatorial election.

In his prophesy on July 1, the cleric stated that APC will win Ekiti state, which eventually came to pass.

Source: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/21/osundecides-popular-prophet-releases-1st-four-positions/

PoliticsBreaking: IPOB Proscribe S’east Leaders, Call Them Moribund by johnpaulinweb(op): 8:01am On Sep 21, 2018
The Indigenous People Of Biafra, IPOB, have proscribed Ohaneze Ndigbo and South East governors forum.

The group said that the decision to ban the leaders of the zone is because of their careless representation which has never being in the interest of the people of South East.

A notice by the group on the alleged proscription reads:

“This is to inform the general public that Ohaneze Ndigbo and South East governors forum have been proscribed.

“These moribund, careless, thieving and illegitimate organisations do not in any way speak or represent the interest of the people of South East.

“Therefore, any individual, group or government that is entering into any form of discussion or dialogue with these irresponsible, illegal and moribund organisations does that at their own peril.

“These organisations with headless fellows do not in any way speak for the people of the South East. The general public is hereby warned to stay away from them.

“Every discussion and negotiation concerning the wellbeing of the South East region should be directed to IPOB because IPOB is the only recognized and legitimate voice sanctioned by the people. Anything short of IPOB is ultra vires,” the group added.

Meanwhile, the Indigenous People Of Biafra have claimed control of South East zone after their successful general strike exercise.

The exercise, which was observed on the 14th of September, 2018, in remembrance of their fallen heroes, recorded a great success as streets, institutions and market places among others, were totally deserted.

Source: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/21/ipob-proscribe-seast-leaders-call-them-moribund/

FamilyPlease Help! Mother In-law Is Drinking My Baby’s Breast Milk by johnpaulinweb(op): 2:33am On Sep 17, 2018
A nursing mother, whose mother In-law is drinking her baby’s breast milk, has shared the post seeking people’s advice.

The lady, who put to bed 3 weeks ago, said the mother In-law is beginning to get on her nerves.

According to her, “I recently started expressing breast milk for my baby for freezer storage (using a manual breast pump).

“How this works is, whenever baby is hungry, which is every 15 minutes, the milk will be warmed and fed to him. And this also helps train him to use the feeding bottle since I’m on the exclusive plan.

“My main issue is that my mother In-law has .... https://expresgist.com/2018/09/17/please-help-mother-in-law-is-drinking-my-babys-breast-milk/

PoliticsFailed Assassination: Make Sure You Get Aim Before Shooting At Us – Davido by johnpaulinweb(op): 3:53pm On Sep 16, 2018
Nigerian music legend, Davido, has lambasted gunmen for a failed assassination attempt on him during PDP rally in Osun state.

Davido had participated in the rally in support of the governorship candidate for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), Senator Ademola Adeleke, who happens to be his uncle.

Expresgist had earlier reported how unknown gunmen suspected to be political thugs disrupted PDP campaign in the state.

Senator Adeleke has reportedly escaped two assassination attempt in two weeks since the commencement of his campaign.

Davido, in his reaction, took to his Twitter handle @iam_Davido, to advise the shooters who he described as ‘pussy ass niggas.’

He said: “When you try shoot at us next time! Make sure you get aim! Smh!! OSUN WILL BE GREAT.”

Source: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/16/failed-assassination-make-sure-you-get-aim-before-shooting-at-us-davido/
CrimeTension As Security Guard Losses Penis To Politician In Lagos (video) by johnpaulinweb(op): 7:26pm On Sep 15, 2018
There was a mild drama today in Lagos State after a security man raises alarm over an alleged disappearance of his penis.

The security guard has said that his prick got missing after a man offered him money.

In the video below, people and other security operatives were seen trying to block the alleged politician from driving out of the place.

However, the car owner later find his way and drove off, leaving the crowd in great shock.

Video on: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/15/tension-as-security-guard-losses-penis-to-politician-in-lagos-video/

PoliticsRe: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group, This Is My Reason. by johnpaulinweb: 11:55am On Sep 14, 2018
If you have finished displaying your ignorance in public, then go and take your drugs cos its already afternoon
PoliticsRe: IPOB Sit At Home Order Fails In Enugu (pictures) by johnpaulinweb: 11:48am On Sep 14, 2018
This pictures are not taken today. I m reporting live from Enugu. Go and see today's pictures on expresgist.com
Politics(photos): See What Is Happening In Southeast East Now by johnpaulinweb(op): 11:28am On Sep 14, 2018
Situation reports as at 11.00 am shows 99% compliance of IPOB general strike in major cities of southeast.

The Indigenous People Of Biafra (IPOB) had declared Today, September 14, 2018, a sit-at-home in remembrance of her fallen heroes.

While heavy security presence is witnessed in the zone, people have remained indoors in compliance with the IPOB order.

Read Also: Python Dance 3: FG Is Provocating Ndigbo – Evangelist Elliot

South East major cities including Onitsha, Awka, Nnewi, Aba, Owerri, Enugu, Abakaliki among others, are totally locked down.

Also in compliance of the order are institutions like schools, banks, filling stations and other public and private organizations.

Although few transportation companies opened as early as 6am, they later closed as no travellers were available.

See photos below:
https://expresgist.com/2018/09/14/total-shut-down-in-southeast-in-compliance-with-ipob-general-strike-photos/
CrimeRiver Niger Runoff Drowns Over 100 Communities by johnpaulinweb(op): 3:09pm On Sep 13, 2018
No fewer than 100 communities have been drown following overflows of the River Niger.

The overspill which is caused by continuous heavy downpour, has also rendered residents of the affected communities homeless.

According to reports, houses and farmland were also destroyed but no casualty was recorded.

During his visits to the affected communities, Niger state governor Abubakar Bello, promised on relocating the residents to a safer place.

Read Also: Resident Raises Alarm As Flood Cuts Road In Anambra

Meanwhile, the Nigeria Hydrological Service Agency (NIHSA) has listed seven states which are likely to be affected by flood.

The states (Niger, Anambra, Kogi, Kebbi, Delta, Kwara and Bayelsa) according to the agency, are on the flood plain of River Niger.

It warned that the states might be at risk in the coming weeks as weather forecast shows a ruinous flooding.

Source: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/13/river-niger-runoff-drowns-over-100-communities/
RomanceBeautiful Lady Welcomes First Child After 19 Miscarriages In Six Years by johnpaulinweb(op): 8:39pm On Sep 12, 2018
Medical doctors in owerri said I had fibroid, my fallopian tubes were tilted and that my hormones were imbalanced. After trying and failing with hospitals and medical doctors, I had to try traditional doctors, herbalists if u may, and of cos they had their own reports. Ukwu oku, ehie afor, and the rest of them. Herbs (ogu igbo) took me to different parts of the east, aba, mbaise, anambra, orlu, ngwa, just to mention a few.

It’s not like I wasn’t getting pregnant, I was, but I kept loosing the pregnancies. I stopped counting when I had lost over 19 babies (19 miscarriages), because after all, it was not an achievement, I told myself there was no point keeping records.

I took drugs and drank concotions till I was almost shapeless, people kept telling me “Sandra ure getting fat oh, u better watch it”, without knowing what I was going thru, how would I have told them that it was the hormonal drugs that was making me fat.

A lot of things were said, a lot of gossip went out, I heard them all but still smiled with the people that said them, after all, they were “friends”, and some family.

One said she went with me to whr I did the abortion that cost me my womb, another said I have plans of leaving my husband that’s why I didn’t want to get pregnant for him, another said I should keep buying cars, instead of building my home and filling it up with children, another said God has not given me my own kids because I don’t appreciate other people’s kids, another said im eating the children in my womb tru witchcraft, another said God will not bless me with my own kids because I have a bad character. I was called barren, a man, a wood, infertile, a witch……. the list of names and gossip is endless.

I prayed, oh believe you me, I prayed, I fasted, I cried, I went to different churches, I was in the chior, I cleaned the church on Saturdays. To a large extent I was faithful to God, yet nothing happened, and I kept asking God why he hated me so much.

But when it was time, it was time. God showed up, He proved himself strong, he showed me He didn’t hate me.

After 6 years of marriage, 6 years of waiting, 6 years of praying, 6 years of crying, 6 years of fasting, 6 years of mockery, 6 years if gossip, 6 years of pain, God decided to dry my late night tears with this beautiful miracle, MY BABY GIRL.

I call her CHIZARAMEKPERE. KENDRA. OLAOLUWA. FAVOUR. ONYEMACHI.

Welcome MY PRINCESS.

Source: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/12/beautiful-lady-welcomes-first-child-after-19-miscarriages-in-six-years/
PoliticsDavido Storms Osun, Draws Massive Support For Dancing Senator by johnpaulinweb(op): 8:45pm On Sep 11, 2018
Popular Nigerian musician, David Adeleke (Davido), has called on the people of Osun state to vote for Senator Adeleke in the forthcoming gubernatorial race in the state.

Voters will decide who will take the mantle of leadership as the state prepares to elect their next governor on Sunday, September 22.

Senator Nurudeen Ademola Adeleke, an uncle to the singer, emerged as the candidate for the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

Adeleke, popular known as a dancing senator, is known for his jovial and social life.

More on: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/11/davido-storms-osun-draws-massive-support-for-dancing-senator/
PoliticsPython Dance 3: FG Is Provocating Ndigbo – Evangelist Elliot by johnpaulinweb(op): 9:55am On Sep 11, 2018
According to Elliot, “Bringing the so-called Python Dance 3 to our peaceful region now is only designed to deliberately provoke a confrontation that will lead to further loss of lives as they did last year.

“Next, they will say some students threw stones at them and mayhem will be unleashed on our people.”

Read full story on: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/11/python-dance-3-fg-is-provocating-ndigbo-evangelist-elliot/
PoliticsEl-rufai Gave Killer Herdsmen Money, They Gave Him Form – Omokri by johnpaulinweb(op): 12:17am On Sep 11, 2018
Reno Omokri, a former aide to ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, has expressed dissatisfaction about President Muhammadu Buhari’s fight against corruption.

Omokri in a post on his twitter page, wondered why the presidency has not taken action against governor El-Rufai of Kaduna state.

He recalls that the governor had in December 2016, admitted paying ‘killer herdsmen not to kill Kaduna people.’

Source: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/10/el-rufai-gave-killer-herdsmen-money-they-gave-him-form-omokri/
CrimeBoy Brutalises Girlfriend For Cheating With Another Guy by johnpaulinweb(op): 10:21pm On Sep 03, 2018

Politics2019: New Aspirant Emerges, Says He Is The Last Bus Stop by johnpaulinweb(op): 11:03pm On Sep 02, 2018
A young Activist, Eke Chima, has declared his intentions to run for the 2019 presidential election.

Mazi Chima said he is running under the platform of a new political party, Talk And Do (TAD).

He made this known on Sunday, September 2,

See more on https://expresgist.com/2018/09/02/2019-new-aspirant-emerges-says-he-is-the-last-bus-stop/

Christianity EtcMany Trapped As Catholic Church Collapse In Delta by johnpaulinweb(op): 11:16am On Sep 02, 2018
St. Paul Catholic Church Ugolo Adagbrasa in Okpe local government area of Delta state have collapse.

The building trapped many worshippers who are observing their Sunday service.

Details here: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/02/many-trapped-as-catholic-church-collapse-in-delta/
PoliticsBuhari’s Comment On Illegal Migrants Insensitive – Omokri by johnpaulinweb(op): 9:42pm On Sep 01, 2018
Former aide to ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri, has taunts President Muhammadu Buhari over his comment on illegal migrants.

Buhari while fielding questions from journalists during a joint press briefing with German Chancellor, Angela Merkel on Friday, August 32, disowned Nigerians who migrate illegally to Europe.

“I am against my country men and women finding their way illegally out of Nigeria. They feel that their is greener pasture there. We don’t support anything illegal or indiscipline.

“Anybody that does it or feels his country is not offering him the best and defile the desert is doing it at his risk,” Buhari declared.

More on https://expresgist.com/2018/09/01/buharis-comment-on-illegal-migrants-insensitive-omokri/
CrimeBoko Haram Hit Army Base Killing At Least 30 Military Men by johnpaulinweb(op): 6:39pm On Sep 01, 2018
Boko Haram terrorists have attacked a military base at Zari Village in the North-East of the country.

The attack which occurred late Thursday, August 30, saw at least 30 military men lost their lives.

Dull details on: https://expresgist.com/2018/09/01/boko-haram-hit-army-base-killing-at-least-30-military-men/
CrimePolice Dismis SARS Personnel For Extorting N5,000 by johnpaulinweb(op): 10:17pm On Aug 31, 2018
Inspector Charles Omotosho of Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) Ikorodu branch has been dismissed from the Nigerian police force.

The SARS operative had in May, 2018, forced a female citizen to make a bank transfer of Five Thousand Naira (N5,000) into his account following an arrest of no just cause.

Alerting the Public Complaint Rapid Response Unit (PCRRU) on the incident, the Inspector General of Police, Ibrahim Idris ordered an investigation into the case.

After reviewing the Orderly Room peoceedings, the Assistant-Inspecror General of Police Zone 2, Lagos, AIG Adamu approved his dismissal.

Announcing his dismissal, the Assistant Commissioner of Police in charge of PCRRU, ACP Abayomi Shogunle said “Inspector Charles Omotosho of SARS Ikorodu, Lagos that extorted Five Thousand Naira (N5,000) has been dismissed from the Nigerian police force.”

Source: https://expresgist.com/2018/08/31/police-dismis-sars-personnel-for-extorting-n5000/
EventsHeartrending Bride Price Items For My Brother’s Wife by johnpaulinweb(op): 4:22pm On Aug 31, 2018
A Nigerian woman from Anambra whose brother recently got married to a lady from Mbaise, Imo state, has shared the heartrending bride price items.

According to the woman, the marriage which took place in Ezinihite Mbaise, saw her brother spending over half a million on items for bride price.

She further stated that the items would have increased even higher if the wife has graduated from higher institution.

Full story on: https://expresgist.com/2018/08/31/heartrending-bride-price-items-for-my-brothers-wife/

PoliticsMerkel, Other Heads Of State Who Has Visited Since June by johnpaulinweb(op): 4:03am On Aug 31, 2018
President Muhammadu Buhari will today, September 1, receive German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, to the State House.

The German leader left her country on Wednesday on a 3-day trip to 3 African countries (Senegal, Nigeria and Ghana).

Merkel’s visit to Africa, among other things, is to discuss job creation in order to prevent illegal migration of Africans to Europe.

Meanwhile, Nigerian president has received eight Heads of State to the country between June and August 2018.

Here are other heads of state and date for their visit. https://expresgist.com/2018/08/31/merkel-other-heads-of-state-who-has-visited-since-june/
PoliticsAgain Obasanjo Taunts Buhari, Calls Him A Tyrant by johnpaulinweb(op): 6:04pm On Aug 30, 2018
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has once again slammed President Muhammadu Buhari.

Messrs Obasanjo lambast Buhari for a report which has it that a presidential aspirant was denied access to use Eagles Square for presidential declaration.

Recall that Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso of Kano State was yesterday, August 29, denied access to use the Eagles Square Abuja for his presidential declaration.

According to reports,
https://expresgist.com/2018/08/30/again-obasanjo-taunts-buhari-calls-him-a-tyrant/
Art, Graphics & VideoTalented Girl Receives Accolade For Her Amazing Art Works (photos) by johnpaulinweb(op): 4:21pm On Aug 30, 2018
A painter, Mary Ogochukwu, has displayed her art works on Facebook, attracting positive reactions from friends.

Her creative works are so amazing that many Facebook users have vowed to make it go viral.

See her great work here: https://expresgist.com/2018/08/30/talented-igbo-girl-receives-accolade-for-her-amazing-art-works-photos/
CelebritiesDavido Turns NYSC Swearing In Ceremony Into Concert by johnpaulinweb(op): 3:30pm On Aug 30, 2018
Popular Nigerian musician, David Adeleke (Davido), on Thursday, August 30, turns NYSC swearing in ceremony in Lagos camp into a concert.

Davido is posted to Lagos Orientation camp in Iyana-Ipaja area of Lagos state for a 3 weeks orientation course/training.

Read full details here: https://expresgist.com/2018/08/30/davido-turns-nysc-swearing-in-ceremony-into-concert/
PoliticsBombshell! Obasanjo Mocks Buhari Over WAEC Certificate by johnpaulinweb(op): 5:08pm On Aug 29, 2018
According to Obasanjo “I would have written Buhari another letter by now but as a PhD holder, i wouldn’t bother myself writing someone who doesn’t have a WAEC certificate every now and then. Selah!”

Read the full story here: https://expresgist.com/2018/08/29/bombshell-obasanjo-mocks-buhari-over-waec-certificate/
Nairaland GeneralTears As Identical Twin Sisters Separated At Birth Are Reunited (video) by johnpaulinweb(op): 2:34am On Jan 13, 2017
"As soon as I had that picture, I was desperate to find out who that other child was," she said.

Watch video here: http://www.thegistbaze.com/2017/01/tears-as-identical-twin-sisters.html?m=1

PoliticsPolice Arrest Suspected Murder Of Zara'u Buhari by johnpaulinweb(op): 11:53pm On Jan 11, 2017
Kebbi State police command have arrested a suspected hoodlum in connection with the murder of Zara'u Buhari in the state.

See more: http://www.thegistbaze.com/2017/01/police-arrest-suspected-murder-of-zarau.html?m=1
Jokes EtcUnfortunately, ATM Machine Retains Her Card by johnpaulinweb(op): 6:54pm On Dec 18, 2016
Instead of paying her the ATM machine retained her card, making her to kneel down and started begging the machine to retrieve back her card.

More on: http://www.thegistbaze.com/2016/12/unfortunately-atm-machine-retains-her.html?m=1

InvestmentMMM Not Collapsing: Sergey Mavrodi Reacts To Unprofessional Reporting By Nigeria by johnpaulinweb(op): 3:56pm On Dec 18, 2016
Dear journalists, “analysts” and all kinds of “experts”!

Please stop using MMM to gain cheap popularity. Leave us alone and let us work without interference. I’m just astonished by your irresponsibility and cynical attitude. Interests of millions of people, your fellow citizens are at stake. Don’t you have any sympathy for them? Why are you fueling hysteria around MMM and provoking a panic? Why are you doing this so diligently and persistently, what is your purpose?

Full details: http://www.thegistbaze.com/2016/12/mmm-not-collapsing-sergey-mavrodi.html?m=1
InvestmentMMM Promoters Remain Resolute, Says Media Should Go To Hell by johnpaulinweb(op): 9:37pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nigerian MMM number one guider Chuddy has denied the media report which alleged the crashing of the popular money making machine in the country.

Chuddy who is 1M+ guider in MMM revealed that MMM latest decision is brought forward to calm the members down on intending threat the FG and mass media has planned against the system.

Details here: http://www.thegistbaze.com/2016/12/mmm-promoters-remain-resolute-says.html?m=1

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