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Romance › Re: Romancelanders Are Not Nice by JohnPortar(op): 8:02pm On Mar 03, 2015

harlos:
Hehehehehe... You vex sote u create another thread to show ur disappointment

You see here on nl, sharing your problem means u have to take whatever you see like that. Just select the reasonables and move on.
Not all problem shared are problem solved

Your girlfriend beat you and people still yab u join.... pele o.

Thanks a lot man, really appreciate your comment

Romance › Re: Romancelanders Are Not Nice by JohnPortar(op): 8:01pm On Mar 03, 2015

SagePerv1:
[color=maroon]Agreed. We are not nice to stúpid people.[/color]

SMH... You need help

Fashion › Re: Do You Still Remember This (photo) by JohnPortar: 7:52pm On Mar 03, 2015

ebabsuoires:
I still use this

No I don't

Yes I do

No I don't

Stop it please

Leave me alone!!!

Romance › Re: Name A Nairalander You Choose To Spend Your Life With by JohnPortar: 7:50pm On Mar 03, 2015

Dyt:

Lati ibo?

English please... I will assume you said "I pick you too"

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Romance › Romancelanders Are Not Nice by JohnPortar(op): 7:48pm On Mar 03, 2015

I posted a something about my girlfriend beating me a few days ago and no one made any reasonable comment.

I am so disappointed in you guys, some people come here to seek advise but you guys joke with everything. Its so unfair and immature

I almost cried reading those comments

Romance › Re: Name A Nairalander You Choose To Spend Your Life With by JohnPortar: 7:44pm On Mar 03, 2015

Ah pick DYT

Romance › Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 1:18am On Mar 02, 2015

blackettt:
It's funny when a fool quotes and replies itself. . . And it always happens whenever I call it out.

Trying to prove you aren't quoting yourself by quoting yourself? That's smart. . . Fool.

Don't wanna curse u.... But how can I be same with Jenna? Your brain is obviously not working.

Check the time registered, am not a Newbie on Nairaland

Romance › Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 12:23am On Mar 02, 2015

missjenna:
Please do

You mean you really want to see pictures of my broken nose and swollen face?

Romance › Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 12:20am On Mar 02, 2015

ligopedro:
She dey beat u and u still get hand post?? @ Op u can lie for Africa..

Happened on Saturday.... I believe today is Monday

Romance › Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 12:17am On Mar 02, 2015

Beamborla:
SO nice meeting you too again
Did you miss me?

Oh pls not here....

Romance › Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 12:15am On Mar 02, 2015

missjenna:
Op, sorry to say but I think this story was fabricated
No offense, but I see too many elements of fakeness

By the way, Its quiet not quite.

The story isn't fake... Happened on Saturday night, I can upload pictorial evidence if u want

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Romance › Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 11:42pm On Mar 01, 2015

mirexxx:
nice! if this is true, babes don man up ooo

didn't read tho#

So someone can not come and seek help on nairaland again? Nawa ooo

Romance › Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 11:41pm On Mar 01, 2015

blackettt:
You and your girlfriend are fools.

Gtfoh with this fake ass story. _idiot of no comparison.

Dude why the insult? I only asked for help

If u have nothing reasonable to say kinda shut the fvck up.

Thanks

Romance › Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar(op): 11:31pm On Mar 01, 2015*

I took my girlfriend of 5yrs out yesterday. While we were at the eatery, a very beautiful waitress came to take our orders and I was kinda lost in her beauty that I couldn't even place a order. My girlfriend ended up placing the order for me.

During the meal I noticed my girlfriend was a little quiet but I didn't say anything as I was planning on how to chyke the waitress.

We later left the eatery and headed home... (Na here my trouble start) I tried talking to her in the car but she kept quiet. When we got home, I was becoming uneasy so I made to kiss her but she slapped me! I was taken aback but kept my cool and smiled then she started yelling at me that she saw everything that happened between me and that waitress.

I wanted to apologise but she slapped me again, I just smiled and made for the door but she drew me back and started slapping me

I lost my cool (very bad idea) and hit her, but she became wild and started punching me, I tried fighting her back but she overpowered me and broke my nose. It took the special grace of God and intervention of my neighbour and his three hefty friends to free me from her

Now am so ashamed I can't even leave the room... I really want to call it quit but am afraid she might just break my bones if I do.

Pls Nairalanders what should I do huh

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Hypocrites by JohnPortar(op): 5:11pm On Feb 28, 2015

Mhizkel:
Who cares anyway?

Jeez!! Na u act Karashika

Babe abeg take down that pics, na better people dey talk for here

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Hypocrites by JohnPortar(op): 5:09pm On Feb 28, 2015

MrCork:
^^^^^ side effect of rejection....mugu!! (no ooofense)

MrCork, stay away from me

Don't wanna pick a fight with u

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Hypocrites by JohnPortar(op): 5:24pm On Feb 27, 2015

Mynd44:
Smh.....
Kids

Old man.....
Now move along

Romance › Re: Nairaland Ladies Are Hypocrites by JohnPortar(op): 5:23pm On Feb 27, 2015

LadyX:
Op, I lack words for your post...?

Can't remember asking ur opinion undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missjenna by JohnPortar(op): 9:59am On Feb 27, 2015

Blackett:
Secret admirer of a moniker that registered 2 days ago? You are just a jobless fool. Keep deceiving your fellow nitwits.

I blame the mods for being so fvcking lackadaisical!

why are u so pained? Go get a life bro and stop picking on people online

Romance › Nairaland Ladies Are Hypocrites by JohnPortar(op): 9:54am On Feb 27, 2015

So after I posted that stuff about miss jenny, some of those girls that insulted me sent me PMS

Like seriously! Begging me to love them instead of miss jenny and its really depressing

I for like show screenshots but its against NL rules

Yeye dey smell

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missjenna by JohnPortar(op): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2015

missjenna:
Op, I must say I am startled by your comments.
I appreciate the heap of praises you have bestowed on me but I believe you must have exaggerated a bit.
I don't see myself as intelligent as you are trying to portray
Sorry to break your heart, but I am already in a relationship.
You said you love intelligent and beautiful women. Well I believe there are a lot of them out there. All you have to do is look in the right places.
Thanks

I appreciate your comment and I wasn't expecting you to be single. But I believe we can start off as friends... I am a very shy person and the number of comments on this thread is already scaring me away

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Missjenna by JohnPortar(op): 8:49pm On Feb 23, 2015

Missjenna, You don't know me but I have been a secret admirer. I just love intelligent ladies and u've never disappointed me.

I know girls hardly respond to such threads but u have to come here please. My heart bleeds for u

I may not be good in the game of wooing but I believe a girl of your class won't have a problem teaching me.

All I need for a start now is your BBM pin. You can also add me on 25D33720

To the guys, don't ask me to send PM, cos I believe this is more effective.

Looking forward to your reply which I trust will be positive.

Future Mrs. Portar ( Our Children will be Smart and Beautiful)

Politics › Re: Jonathan Just Passed Me by JohnPortar: 4:21pm On Jan 22, 2015

Jonathan passed you, So?

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