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Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Beamborla(f): 12:15am On Mar 02, 2015

blackettt:
so?

SO nice meeting you too again cheesy

Did you miss me?

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 12:17am On Mar 02, 2015

Beamborla:

SO nice meeting you too again
Did you miss me?

Oh pls not here....

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by ligopedro: 12:18am On Mar 02, 2015

She dey beat u and u still get hand post?? @ Op u can lie for Africa..

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 12:20am On Mar 02, 2015

ligopedro:
She dey beat u and u still get hand post?? @ Op u can lie for Africa..

Happened on Saturday.... I believe today is Monday

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:21am On Mar 02, 2015

JohnPortar:
The story isn't fake... Happened on Saturday night, I can upload pictorial evidence if u want

Please do

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 12:23am On Mar 02, 2015

missjenna:

Please do

You mean you really want to see pictures of my broken nose and swollen face?

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 12:23am On Mar 02, 2015

she was beating and u were snapping pics ?? hmm

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Beamborla(f): 12:29am On Mar 02, 2015

blackettt:
Err, no. I'll rather miss being perforated with a needle.

Of'cos....
But you've been getting too much of that.
Try smth new like missing me... the experience is mind blowing wink

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by ligopedro: 12:29am On Mar 02, 2015

JohnPortar:
Happened on Saturday.... I believe today is Monday

Sowie, U re rite tho today is Monday

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Beamborla(f): 12:38am On Mar 02, 2015

blackettt:
Aww thanks. But I'll rather try something new like smelling smelly socks.

It's actually perceiving... I thought you do that everyday or what could be responsible for the bad mood you are always in? It's time you tried smth different like missing me... it would help your ever foul mood

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Beamborla(f): 1:02am On Mar 02, 2015

blackettt:

Na wa o. I no want na.

The thought of missing you alone is making me laugh. . Free me, biko.

If the thought alone made you laugh which is a very rare thing, I wonder what missing me would do to you

But he laughed, Now That's one big achievement. I would buy me 1 coke 50cl tomorrow cheesy

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 1:18am On Mar 02, 2015

blackettt:
It's funny when a fool quotes and replies itself. . . And it always happens whenever I call it out.

Trying to prove you aren't quoting yourself by quoting yourself? That's smart. . . Fool.

Don't wanna curse u.... But how can I be same with Jenna? Your brain is obviously not working.

Check the time registered, am not a Newbie on Nairaland

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by khiaa(f): 4:00am On Mar 02, 2015

MzzTega:
If this is true....CONGRATULATIONS!
Now u gat someone to fight for you all the time

I agree, now he knows he has a ride and die chick, someone who has his back that can help him fight his enemies if he is attacked. Bunchersstab baby I got your back. @JohnPortar you are blessed, don't be embarrassed, just learn how to keep your eyes in your head when your girl is around and she won't have any reason to give you another beat down, grin

it's all about respect and your girl demands it. All Nairaland men should pray to find a woman like the ops chick. Ride and Die Forever. grin

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by khiaa(f): 4:36am On Mar 02, 2015

mirexxx:
Don't call me a turtle again

Don't let him get next to you, that is his goal, to upset you, just ignore him.

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:40am On Mar 02, 2015

JohnPortar:
I took my girlfriend of 5yrs out yesterday. While we were at the eatery, a very beautiful waitress came to take our orders and I was kinda lost in her beauty that I couldn't even place a order. My girlfriend ended up placing the order for me.

During the meal I noticed my girlfriend was a little quiet but I didn't say anything as I was planning on how to chyke the waitress.

We later left the eatery and headed home... (Na here my trouble start) I tried talking to her in the car but she kept quiet. When we got home, I was becoming uneasy so I made to kiss her but she slapped me! I was taken aback but kept my cool and smiled then she started yelling at me that she saw everything that happened between me and that waitress.

I wanted to apologise but she slapped me again, I just smiled and made for the door but she drew me back and started slapping me

I lost my cool (very bad idea) and hit her, but she became wild and started punching me, I tried fighting her back but she overpowered me and broke my nose. It took the special grace of God and intervention of my neighbour and his three hefty friends to free me from her

Now am so ashamed I can't even leave the room... I really want to call it quit but am afraid she might just break my bones if I do.

Pls Nairalanders what should I do

meet lothario for advice he beat his girlfriend on saturday and he don't feel sorry for it he might teach you how to beat a woman u know

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 7:37am On Mar 02, 2015

Fake story by a fake person

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Mhizizzy(f): 8:06am On Mar 02, 2015

Lies
funny Comments tho
grin

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by finest0007(m): 8:32am On Mar 02, 2015

MzzTega:
If this is true....CONGRATULATIONS!
Now u gat someone to fight for you all the time

lol..You mean beat you all the time?

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by MzzTega(f): 8:53am On Mar 02, 2015

finest0007:

lol..You mean beat you all the time?

If he gat a problem outside. He'll just call his lady to do the needful....Or what do you think? cheesy

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by finest0007(m): 9:02am On Mar 02, 2015

MzzTega:

If he gat a problem outside. He'll just call his lady to do the needful....Or what do you think?

True to an extent..Hopefully the problem wont be because of some lady..If not...

Goodmorning Tega

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by RapLawd(m): 9:04am On Mar 02, 2015

mirexxx:
Don't call me a turtle again

what's wrong being called a turtle

thought tha name kinda sexy...

#Don'tWorry

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 9:36am On Mar 02, 2015

khiaa:

Don't let him get next to you, that is his goal, to upset you, just ignore him.

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 9:37am On Mar 02, 2015

RapLawd:
what's wrong being called a turtle

thought tha name kinda sexy...

#Don'tWorry

I dont like it

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by sexylogan(m): 9:41am On Mar 02, 2015

JohnPortar:
I took my girlfriend of 5yrs out yesterday. While we were at the eatery, a very beautiful waitress came to take our orders and I was kinda lost in her beauty that I couldn't even place a order. My girlfriend ended up placing the order for me.

During the meal I noticed my girlfriend was a little quiet but I didn't say anything as I was planning on how to chyke the waitress.

We later left the eatery and headed home... (Na here my trouble start) I tried talking to her in the car but she kept quiet. When we got home, I was becoming uneasy so I made to kiss her but she slapped me! I was taken aback but kept my cool and smiled then she started yelling at me that she saw everything that happened between me and that waitress.

I wanted to apologise but she slapped me again, I just smiled and made for the door but she drew me back and started slapping me

I lost my cool (very bad idea) and hit her, but she became wild and started punching me, I tried fighting her back but she overpowered me and broke my nose. It took the special grace of God and intervention of my neighbour and his three hefty friends to free me from her

Now am so ashamed I can't even leave the room... I really want to call it quit but am afraid she might just break my bones if I do.

Pls Nairalanders what should I do

Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by MzzTega(f): 2:25pm On Mar 02, 2015

finest0007:

True to an extent..Hopefully the problem wont be because of some lady..If not...

Goodmorning Tega

LOL....Good afternoon.

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Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by RapLawd(m): 2:35pm On Mar 02, 2015

mirexxx:
I dont like it

guess you would like other pets names right?

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