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Owe/kabba
1. Hair (.............) irun
2. Eyes (.............) oju
3. Ears (.............) eti
4. Nose (.............) imu
5. Chest (.............) aya
6. Stomach (.............) inu
7. Fingers (.............) eka owo
8. Knee (.............) orokun
9. Toes (.............) eka ehin
10. Head (.............) owo
11. Mouth (.............) aarun
12. Shoulder (.............) ejika
13. Arm (.............) apa
14. Hand (.............) owo
15. Leg (.............) ehin/gogo
16. Foot (.............) atele ehin
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17. Cheek (.............) eghe
18. Adam's apple (.............) gogogongo
19. bosom (.............) omu
20. Umbilicus (.............) iwoh
21. Abdomen (.............) unu
22. Groin (.............)
23. joystick (.............) ekoro
24. Vagina (.............) obo
25. Thigh (.............) uton
26. Calf (.............)
27. Ankle (.............) koko ehin
28. Forehead (.............) atele owo
29. Chin (.............)
30. Shoulder (.............)
31. Arm (.............) aka
32. Elbow (.............)
33. Forearm (.............)atelewo
34. Wrist (.............)

RIP to the dead. My Muslim brothers would say inalilahi wainalilahi rojiun

Mattpopson101:
Rara, Ebute Metta

Ogbeni free me nah, mi o kin se ode aperin jor

Mattpopson101:
If shrew is Asin then whats mouse ?

Ekute maybe.

18. hamster - aşin

correction

shrew- asin

Edigrows:
I enjoyed that Post my boss wrote on his Blog, am more happier someone picked it and put it here on NL, then am Happiest, IT MADE FRONTPAGE

He's an amazing guy. Been following him since the days of capriofiles. He's indeed a boss

onyedikachukwue:
Nigerians hate gmb especially ss/se/sw/nc

Speak for yourself

A few years after Chinese OEMs started focusing on the Nigerian smartphone market–ending the Blackberry era and ushering in the Android revolution–things have really changed and Nigeria can now boast to be the largest mobile market in Africa. Just after Tecno Mobile revolutionized its business and ventured into the smartphone market, Android OS smartphones became accessible to a lot of average Nigerians at a time when Blackberry’s market share was at its peak.

Fast forward to the present, the competition is getting even more tight with Infinix, Innjoo, Oppsson, Wiko and other companies trying to win the heart of Nigerians. New smartphones ranging from low-end devices to high-end gadgets are released into the market every now and then.

But the question is this: Do these companies really know what Nigerians want?

Judging with the new devices in the market now, it is obvious that some know exactly what Nigerians want and fashion their products based on these basic needs. An average Nigerian don’t really know what NFC does and don’t really care if a smartphone has it. Even people using smartphones with NFC enabled hardly use it.



We take a look at the 7 basic features an average Nigerian cares for in a smartphone.

1. Battery

In a country with a world record epileptic power supply, any smartphone with an efficient and strong battery that can last the whole day is automatically a winner. This is so crucial that most people would never go for a device with a weak battery even if all the features in the world are packed into it with a very cheap price.

Nobody likes running out of battery when power supply isn’t even guaranteed. It’s either the battery is strong, or the phone comes with a power bank.

2. Camera

I’ve come to realize that an average Nigerian wants to hear stuffs like 13Mp, 16MP… it seems those huge numbers are magical. Whether the camera has a Carl Zeiss lens isn’t important, and I’m not sure an average Nigerian knows what Optical Image Stabilization means.

As long as the resolution sounds pretty huge and the produced image is clear and sharp, the smartphone is likely to sell.

3. Durability

The truth is that nobody wants to buy a smartphone that won’t withstand abuse. People want phones that can be dropped mistakenly and still work.

4. Speed & Performance

At this point, a phone that isn’t fast enough isn’t for an average person. Almost everyone uses Facebook, WhatsApp an BBM all at once. A smartphone should be able to run these basic apps simultaneously and conveniently whether or not its a quad-core processor phone or it’s got 2GB RAM.

Device speed and performance is a very important factor.

5. Internal Storage or Free SD Card

People want enough space on their device, a large internal storage means a lot. And again, if a device comes with a free 16GB SD card or more, it’s can be a selling point. No one wants to run out of space. HD movies alone eat a lot of space not to mention “heavy” Android games.

A limited storage that’s not expandable isn’t for Nigerians, trust me.

6. Screen Size

A device with a 3.5″ screen? Nah… it’s probably the kind of phone you would buy for a kid.

7. Price

Nigeria may now be the largest economy in Africa but the truth remains that it’s still a growing economy. The price placed on a device will play major role in determining how many units will be sold.

The lower, the better.

Geeks and people who understand the technology behind these gadgets actually do want more but they are not the majority. Will a time come when the majority would prefer a Snapdragon processor to a MediaTek processor? I mean a time when people will realize that a huge resolution doesn’t really mean great pictures? That remains to be seen.

http://geek.ng/2015/03/7-features-an-average-nigerian-looks-out-for-in-a-smartphone.html

Ucheosefoh:
You seems worried do you have any interior motives

As in, interior design?

Nice research op

Problem wey konji go cause

byrron:

Why is that womans hand placed on the ladies private part?
Is that were the demon that is about to be delivered resides?

This deliverance starting point tire me oooo

LOL. I believe her kpekus is causing lots of trouble in her life. The point of interest needs special laying of hand.

Tonto again. Everything about her must hit FP.
Trashy and she needs deliverance

correct man. Na brendan rogers i dey see so. Peter dey watch liverpool match.

lemme think...
I think 25 years is okay. Anything above that she'll start being vulnerable to guys who proposes just to eat from her cookie jar.

Sounds fake to me. Like a secondary school press club amebo news.

DuchessLily:
Pity! She looks preggy

Yes, preggy from booze

Pitiful. But the picture dey somehow. U go party with dat kind dress and slippers. Where all the beer bottles and cork? None of my business though

Okay o. We heard the rumor of Sanusi's removal until it became real. The postponement of the elections started as a rumor too. It's better to shout now in order to deter the evil man acting like a clueless fellow - or indeed he's clueless.
Change is all we need.
GMB/PYO

Pathetic party synonymous with everything evil. The power to vote them out is in your hands.

#change

TheAdvocate:
Which state?

Kogi state, aka stagnant state

Nice. I know my first lady won't make it even if the list is presenting top 30 first ladies.

Hmm... The dude is a grown azz boy, that means his mum is probably close or more than 40. Camping with a deranged 30 years old hubby. Issorait

Watching this video revealed how desperate the PDP could be. Imagine, none of the anti-buhari protesters know what they are really doing there. That unkempt lady at 3:30 minute is just plain clueless like the people who hired her


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ghGCZs4u0

See Messi dey hide behind Hart like thief.

Boys are not smiling.
But there's nothing massive either from your story or picture.
I wish you the best in your interview. We shall come back here to give testimonies soon

Congrats

Great. One of the ships will help convey him back to otueke as a sign of respect come may 28th

where her belle na
So na stunt she dey pull so as to dey relevant.

mikporch:
Indeed NL is full of jobless people

At least they are striving to better their life. What are you doing except being a cretin on nairaland?

What about TRIBALISTIC? I've seen it here a number of times