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FashionRe: See What This Light Skinned Lady Wore To A Club (photo) by johnshagb(m): 12:05pm On Mar 25, 2015
There's nothing wrong with it. She's a drunk olosho dancing in a club for crying out loud. What do you expect? Hijab?
PropertiesRe: Story Of A 500-room House In Lagos Where Tenants Live As Prisoners (PICTURES) by johnshagb(m): 9:55am On Mar 23, 2015
This thread is dated 2014....

But it's none of my business
CrimeRe: Woman Stabs Lover To Death Over Feeding Allowance by johnshagb(m): 8:44am On Mar 23, 2015
Another domestic violence gone wrong. Why is the dead lover in his drawers? I don't believe it's because of feeding allowance. The guy probably wanted to have a taste of her honeypot despite what happened earlier that day.
CrimeRe: How My Facebook Lover Died by johnshagb(m): 8:36am On Mar 23, 2015
The death may be because of allergies from what she consumed before bed. We totally rule out death caused by allergic reaction in this country. Proper autopsy will be necessary
CelebritiesRe: Okey Bakassi Shows Off His Family In New Photos by johnshagb(m): 8:16am On Mar 23, 2015
Fine family but the children's bridge tooth no be here o. Got it from their momma
TravelRe: TMTN Visit To OLUMO ROCK Abeokuta, See Full History,new Pictures And Video. by johnshagb(m): 8:00am On Mar 23, 2015
But I have rocks all over my village. Why is it not a tourist attraction
SportsRe: Flying Eagles Are The Winners Of The African Youth Championship by johnshagb(m): 10:32pm On Mar 22, 2015
Congratulobia
Jokes EtcRe: Read What This Guy Told A Friend That Asked Him For Money by johnshagb(m): 9:22am On Mar 21, 2015
EPIC grin
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna On His Engagement And Pregnant Bride– ‘why I’m Marrying Sonia Morales by johnshagb(m): 3:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
Seriously I don't know either of them
Jokes EtcRe: This Guy Says He Looks Like Usher And Gets An Epic Response (Photo) by johnshagb(m): 3:17pm On Mar 19, 2015
Hehehehehe. grin
Look at him biting his lip so hard just to look do.pe
CrimeRe: Nigerian Pedophile-419-scammer Nabbed In Thailand-(video) by johnshagb(m):
This is just shameful. I'm very familiar with the interrogator's voice. He has busted a lot of our brothers from the east.

Hear what he said in this video around 05:01 minute


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dASnWhwzL-Y
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Comedian Ay's Brand New Ride - A Jaguar XJL (Photos) by johnshagb(m): 8:48am On Mar 17, 2015
Your film sell wella, enjoy your hard work bruh.
Won ni, omo to'ba sise oye ko lasiko igbadun
FoodRe: The Flavour In Party Jollof Rice by johnshagb(m): 5:20pm On Mar 16, 2015
Yeah, I think the firewood thingy is very important.

Even this goat love jollof

CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Acquires Range Rover Sport by johnshagb(m): 4:13pm On Mar 16, 2015
Congrats to her. I know say e no concern me but, na true say she dey baff with hypo?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Looks Like Micheal Jackson by johnshagb(m): 4:05pm On Mar 16, 2015
Where the resemblance? Seems you high small

EducationRe: How Do You Wear Your Bag (pics) by johnshagb(m): 4:00pm On Mar 16, 2015
Mostly A but I choose B whenever moral is high
CrimeA Dumb Criminal Who Went Back To The Scene Of The Crime by johnshagb(op): 3:01pm On Mar 16, 2015
End Of The Road
Robbery suspect walk into police when he went back to crime scene

A dumb criminal who went back to the scene he and his gang robbed a truck driver has been nabbed after he was recognized.

Aliu Abubakar and his gang. (New Telegraph)
For his stupidity in going back to the scene he and his gang committed a crime, 22-year-old armed robbery suspect, Aliu Abubakar, walked into the waiting arms of the police.

Abubakar and his colleagues had earlier robbed a truck driver and his conductor, at the Okokomaiko area of Lagos, where they carted away the goods the truck carried.

But a few hours later, he returned to the scene of the crime and was recognized by the victims who raised the alarm and he was promptly arrested and he led the police to arrest other members of his gang.

A police statement from the office of the state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), reveals that one locally-made pistol, two live cartridges and three machetes were recovered from the suspects.

"The suspects robbed at the Cassidy Bus Stop, Okokomaiko area. They were armed with dangerous weapons. They attacked the driver of a truck while he was discharging goods in the early hours of the day.

They accosted him with arms while he was offloading oranges, robbed him and his conductor of phones and N27,000."

Abubakar who told the police he is an aluminium scrap scavenger, narrated how the robbery happened:

"Police arrested me because five of us robbed a driver and conductor at Cassidy Bus Stop. We went with only one gun and two cutlasses. We have carried out this type of operation over 10 times.

Other members of our gang are Sobusere Boutique, Mohammed and Tunde.

Sobusere is the one who used to carry our gun. But I used to carry cutlass. We also used to rob people of phones."

pulse.ng/gist/end-of-the-road-robbery-suspect-walk-into-police-when-he-went-back-to-crime-scene-id3572439.html

CelebritiesRe: How Yemi Alade Was Disgraced In Germany by johnshagb(m): 2:47pm On Mar 16, 2015
African time applies to Africa alone.
PoliticsProf. Attahiru Jega Town Hall Meeting Live by johnshagb(op):
Prof Jega is currently in an interactive session with journalists. Watch live on channels tv
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Elite Nigerian Commandoes On Field Operations In Borno by johnshagb(m): 8:59pm On Mar 14, 2015
Gallant soldiers. God will continue to shield you from the bullets of the BH.
RomanceRe: How To Get A Bride In Seven Selected Nigerian Churches by johnshagb(m): 12:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
hilarious grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Liz Benson Looks Ageless And Graceful In New Photos by johnshagb(m): 8:17pm On Mar 12, 2015
Sirjohn84:
na just one polo d man get?
Gaddemn, you are observant. Lol
RomanceRe: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by johnshagb(m): 5:31pm On Mar 12, 2015
This same guy wey say em give one girl belle last year. You really need to tame your blokos dude
RomanceRe: 8 Kinds Of Men Who Patronise Prostitutes by johnshagb(m): 11:45am On Mar 12, 2015
9. The first timers
FamilyRe: Pastor Snatch Another Pastors Wife by johnshagb(m): 10:31am On Mar 12, 2015
Stop calling him pastor already, he's nothing close to that.
Poor husband, konji don do am strong thing

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shares Photo With His Dad by johnshagb(m): 10:02am On Mar 12, 2015
smartprodigy:
Supreme Mavin Dynasty
Thanks for the enlightenment
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shares Photo With His Dad by johnshagb(m): 10:31pm On Mar 11, 2015
They look cool together.

BTW, what's the meaning of SMD on don jazzy's t-shirt?
Shaking my di*k?
RomanceRe: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by johnshagb(m): 9:51pm On Mar 11, 2015
True
PhonesRe: 10 Disadvantages Of Smart Phone Addiction by johnshagb(m): 11:18am On Mar 11, 2015
True but try get us the advantages too. Let us weigh the two.
RomancePlease I Need Your Candid Advice by johnshagb(op): 9:01pm On Mar 10, 2015
A friend of mine in his late twenties is ready to settle down as soon as possible. He recently met a girl of 22 years of age, who is currently running her I.T and plan to go for her HND later. The issue here is, my pal love the girl but he think the girl is too young for marriage. He feared that making his intentions known could scare the lady or even earn him a disapproval from her parents.

Do you really think she is too young? I need mature inputs please, especially from our married ladies.
Jokes EtcEnter For A Good Laugh (hair Tutorial Gone Wrong) by johnshagb(op): 2:07pm On Mar 10, 2015
SEE HOW A 15 YEARS OLD GIRL BURN HER HAIR. HER REACTION AFTERWARDS IS JUST TOO HILARIOUS grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVuSvZOqXM
Jokes EtcRe: Photo:if You Were This Man What Would You Do? by johnshagb(m):
Hahaha. I go make sure say I format/reset that her brain wey no correct with a resounding backhand bit*chslap


Modified :
It looks like we have a different collections of slaps from nairalanders

234GT:
Remove the injection and give her a deafening slap!
Tic4tac:
I would give ha a stinking slap!
Ahmeduana:
I WILL WOZZ HER A DIRTY SLAP, REMOVE THE NEEDLE, DRAW THE NURSE CLOSER AND INSERT THE NEEDLE IN HER £UCKING A§ SO SHE CAN FEEL WHAT I FEELED!
Tic4tac:
I would give ha a stinking slap!
babatgtr:
slap her dats all

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