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AceGang:
In which planet please?

Zimbabwe

A 26-year-old Zimbabwean, Charles Jambaya has lost his wife to another man after wagering her in a football bet.

He had pledged his 22-year-old wife Caroline Shumba to another man over the UEFA Champions League final between Real Madrid and Juventus.

Jambaya made a verbal agreement with 30-year-old Eugene Gumbo that if Juventus lose the encounter he would give him his wife, while Gumbo wagered $500 in favour of a Madrid victory.

Hell broke loose when Real Madrid defeated Juventus 4-1 and Eugene requested for his prize (Jambaya’s wife).

The wife, who had no inkling she had been used as a wager in a bet, was stunned when Eugene told her that she had to go with him because he had won her as a prize in a football bet.

She, however, refused to go with Eugene, seeking refuge with her aunt, who took the case to a traditional court.

Jambaya told Chiefs at the Traditional Court he was not in a right state of mind when he made the pledge and he pleaded for mercy.

Both men were fined an animal each.

A Professor of Entomology at the University of Ilorin, Adeolu Ande, has decried killing mosquitoes, saying the insects are friends to humans that deserved to be properly managed.

Ande made the statement on Monday in Ilorin in a paper he presented at a public seminar organised by the university.

In his paper with the title “Consider the ways of Ants and be Wise,” the entomologist described insects as the “most successful and influential group’’ of organisms in the biosphere.

He said that humans had a lot to learn from insects in order to be wise.

“Human life is beset with inevitable associations with insects that have over the years influenced human destiny positively and negatively.

“Negative influences, such as disease transmission, crop losses, food spoilage, economic losses and nuisance value caused by less than 5 per cent of insect species have been exaggerated by man.

He said that positive influences of insects are not unappreciated and downplayed.

He listed some of them to include: pollination of flowers, waste recycling and sustenance of the ecosystem.

Others, he said, include source of silk, shellac, cochineal, therapeutic agents, aesthetics, biological control agents and food source.

The don said that man deliberately misunderstood the role of mosquitoes and frequently described them as causing the diseases they transmit.

He said, “In the actual sense, mosquitoes are equally sick but inadvertently and unwillingly convey pathogens that are the real causal agents of these diseases.

“The female mosquito could be described as an example of a true mother who is forced to undertake suicide mission in its bid to provide for its unborn children.

“The adult female mosquitoes have exceptional value for child raising hence the level of commitment and risk they take on the mission that entails decision between life and death.

“The after-effect of this commitment is a well thought out plan that forestalls most of the factors that may stand in the way of raising good children.

“I am sure most human females will not take comparable decision in the face of similar attendant risks.

“It is however certain that children born after well thought out and risky conditions are better posited for quality living than those produced carelessly.

Ande said that mosquitoes had proved over the years that they are our friends and allies, adding that if we like them or not, they would exist and continue to source blood from humans.

The professor called for improvement in Zoology curriculum to ensure better focus on organisms that feature prominently around man.

He said that zoologists were expected to be the foster parents of animals in the Zoo, adding that they should be familiar with their needs and their health status.

Your Excellency: I greet you. First, this disclosure: I am neither a PDP nor APC member. I do not belong to any political party in Nigeria. I am a passionate patriot of our great nation. However, I am also an unapologetic supporter of our President, Muhammad Buhari. I admire his blunt, bold simplicity, sincerity, sense of purpose, commitment, unconditional care for Nigeria’s everyday people and patriotism, especially since he transitioned from a brutal Military dictator to a born-again democrat. I believed almost 20Million Nigerians that voted for him in the last election saw the same qualities as I did.
Sir, I write in response to some of your vicious attacks on our President. I cannot go back to years of continued hostility from you, to our President. It seemed you continue with this exercise because no one within his media relations has responded aggressively to some of your juvenile comments with regards to the President’s health, policies, wife, and his family. Your Excellency, when is enough, enough?.
You smack the president with a silly smirk on your face: you have reduced the office of the Presidency to a playhouse program. Where is your dignity and respect for your elders? Yoruba culture is rich and endowed with profound respect for our elders. You are Yoruba. Sir, respect that sacred and unique culture of your tribe. One of the fundamental elements of democracy is right to free speech. It's within your rights to criticize the President, but with respect, maturity and dignity your office beholds.
Few days ago, 82 Chibok girls were released by the terror group Boko Haram, the deal was still fresh when you accused the President of manipulating information. Sir, you alleged that the release of these girl captives was diverting attention from the sick President’s true state of health; you further, carelessly stated that the Chibok girls were not missing. ”What is not missing cannot be found”… But sir, where were you when Goodluck Jonathan made a surprise three-hour visit to Nigerian soldiers stationed in Sambisa Forest on January 14th, 2015? Are you so stressed thinking about your next media frenzy showmanship, to forget, so soon, that your political party, PDP, was in power when the Chibok girls were kidnapped?
I am really concerned with your state of mind, your mental health, because of your careless statements. You are the Chief Executive of one of Nigeria’s young states. Ekiti State is just 21 years old. You are not an outlaw or the leader of an unorganized turbulent brood of intimidators or mob boss. You are a Governor. Chief Executive! Respect that institution by behaving decently. Stop embarrassing the good citizens of Ekiti State.
Early March, you challenged the President to speak to you from his London sick bed, as proof to Nigerians that he was not dead. Who the hell are you?... Who made you a spokesperson for the Nigerian people? You are a State Governor, not an arrogant Federal employee. So, why did you think that Nigerians trusted or considered you credible source of information with regards to their President? Sir, with the greatest respect, are you hallucinating? You are not the Voice of Nigeria….
Your Excellency, you charged our President’s wife, Alhaja Aishat, of playing games with the release of the Chibok girls. Last year, you accused her of being wanted in the United States for Halliburton alleged corruption. These were your musings during her publicized visit, as First Lady, to the United States. Do you really reason about the consequences of your statements before you open your mouth? During our severe recession in December, you indicted President Buhari for using the recession to punish Nigerians. You denied that the country was in a recession. Why would an elected head of his people punish his nation with a recession? What is the purpose or desired goals of punishing Nigerians with the recession?
You are an elected leader. In life, time is the judge and history, the jury. You are 57 years old, these times. You are 21 years apart from 78, perhaps one day; you would attempt political office at past prime of your life. How would you feel, if, at 78, a 48 yr old lavishes insults at your office and person, mischaracterizes your aspirations for our country and declared you dead while you are recuperating from illness? We are not omnipotent; no one is immune from health challenges… Health conditions come at any time of our lives. A man who disrespects an old man with lies and callously wishes him death, his father’s age mate, is indirectly expressing his years of built up emotions, rage, and anger toward his father.
Your Excellency, personal attacks on a sick honest old man will not give you closure to past relationships with your father. Only therapy would reconcile you and your dad. You seemed an emotionally troubled Governor. You are erratic, hysterical, bullish, and insecure, an embarrassment to the office you occupy.
Sir, I remind you that Buhari’s administration is yours too. Historians would remember you as the Governor of Ekiti State, during President Muhammad Buhari's administration, as a democratically elected President. Buhari's successes and failures are part of your governorship history. You may think your freestyle outbursts against President Buhari identify you as a "straight shooter" or unafraid anti-establishment. No sir. Your antics show a disconnection between your present and your past: your tirades, frequently directed at a disciplined servant of the people, suggests you are struggling with your low self-esteem, past emotional trauma, always wishing to be the attention of the moment. My dear Governor, something is wrong with you. You are neither the law nor above it as Chief Executive of Ekiti State. "Ekitians" shall remember you as a lawless loudmouthed attention seeker willing and able to say stupid things. A man that reacts on impulse. You make headline news as a clown, as President Buhari’s attack machine, than actually addressing the economic and social challenges of the great Ekiti people: healthcare, jobs, crime, education, security, good road, and infrastructure. Pay civil workers their past salaries and find creative ways to make their salaries regular, focus on programs to help millions of unemployed youths and graduates with no jobs. Give every child the opportunity to better healthcare and education. Reduce crime by encouraging local law enforcements with regular salaries and for teachers, too. Build affordable hospitals, clinics to help ageing Ekiti population, not run to the local markets to price “ponmo” or walk into a popular “Buka” and eat just to show you are a regular “homeboy” Governor connected with everyday Ekitians. Sir, how would Ekiti people remember your administration, twenty years from now? Under your three year administration, what programs have impacted the ordinary person in Ekiti. You were elected as Governor in 2014. You perfectly used Buhari’s illness to distract citizens from auditing your lame duck administration. Your Excellency, it is absolutely possible to fool few people, sometimes, but it is impossible to fool all the people, all the time.
Thank you for the privilege to write you.
Sincerely,
Azuka Jebose

dragonking2:
If there was no difference why did buhari change it to coordinate? Why didn't he continue with the word "act on my behalf "?

if you have been to village classroom you should have learned about synonyms.
mumu.

odogwu8:
See my account balance is working for all sim

you see why this country is not moving forward. it is because of lazy people like you who think of ripping from were you did not saw.
am sorry if I offend you. but you ma you say na the koko be dat.
so repent even if you didn't believe in Easter.

in felas voice." wayo wayo putam together. army arrangement"

cktheluckyman:
What deepened? They just confirmed he graduated with 3rd class honours. Sowore had better start getting ready to pay N5billion as damages

number 1: any graphic designer can produce such statements of result.


2: what interferes does Daniel has to do with Dino, or is Nick name accepted by the
federal government of Nigeria? if there was change of name, where are the evidence?

3: what stop him from providing copy of the original result instead of statements? or is 17 years( from 2000 the claimed year of graduation) not enough to get the original?
this are the questions that need answers.

oya the defendant over to wuna

number 1: any graphic designer can produce such statements of result.


2: what interferes does Daniel has to do with Dino, or is Nick name accepted by the
federal government of Nigeria? if there was change of name, where are the evidence?

3: what stop him from providing copy of the original result instead of statements? or is 17 years( from 2000 the claimed year of graduation) not enough to get the original?
this are the questions that need answers.

oya the defendant over to wunanumber 1: any graphic designer can produce such statements of result.


2: what interferes does Daniel has to do with Dino, or is Nick name accepted by the
federal government of Nigeria? if there was change of name, where are the evidence?

3: what stop him from providing copy of the original result instead of statements? or is 17 years( from 2000 the claimed year of graduation) not enough to get the original?
this are the questions that need answers.

oya the defendant over to wunanumber 1: any graphic designer can produce such statements of result.


2: what interferes does Daniel has to do with Dino, or is Nick name accepted by the
federal government of Nigeria? if there was change of name, where are the evidence?

3: what stop him from providing copy of the original result instead of statements? or is 17 years( from 2000 the claimed year of graduation) not enough to get the original?
this are the questions that need answers.

oya the defendant over to wuna

. number 1: any graphic designer can produce such statements of result.


2: what interferes does Daniel has to do with Dino, or is Nick name accepted by the
federal government of Nigeria? if there was change of name, where are the evidence?

3: what stop him from providing copy of the original result instead of statements? or is 17 years( from 2000 the claimed year of graduation) not enough to get the original?
this are the questions that need answers.

oya the defendant over to wuna

[color=#990000][/color] I do not even have the knowledge of big brother Naija either.

aminho:
and i was at the house last friday it took 10years to build it

if u are being followed and you run enter that house that's all. because the house plan is one that even the owner fee lost inside. I enter the house that was 2008 when it was under construction.

Thank God well water has salty test capable of killing those living and non living things.

this is why Trump is afraid of Nigerians. just simple question " how much is 25litres?". you wouldn't answer.

I have no reason to argue but to believe that A NIGERIAN WILL ALWAYS REMAIN AS NIGERIAN.
Just a simple question how much does it cost?
instead of giving a direct answer, you guys are there defining India and China, wheel and winding, recycling and "contacting me".
' The 500kv will cost you three thousand everything included,. the lecture fee plus material , plus registration plus construction plus battery,transportation excluded is ten thousand. etc as simple as that.

if I where you the first place to go is brekete family.

[color=#006600][/color] people who attended the weeding be like:

I am something you can find me in the kitchen, living room and the other room, what am I?
#1000 recharge card if u get d answer

MadeInTokyo:




Democracy and freedom of living is long dead in Nigeria

Only in one night DSS agents sent on the orders of Buhari and his uncle the SGF have gone to judges homes all across the country in the middle of the night to tear down down their homes with Sledge hammers and bulldozers without any existing court orders.


Democracy is long dead in Nigeria


Buhari is a mistake that must be corrected on or before 2019

Democracy and freedom of living died the the day immunity and stealing of public funds by those in power was given birth to.
they dia d dcive ur self.

am yet to be convinced

nma24:
lol... Yea

nma xup which part of Abj are u pls.

Nixiepie:
Maraba...

hi , we needed to talk pls

my own story be say . I copied wrong time table from my friend. the first date was correct ,so after the first paper I went home straight to bigin dey read. I com dey tell my self say " dis cus na A".
come reach d next day ,I went to another conducive environment were no body fi disdub me .
it was nine o'clock but, as if 2 o'clock will not reach sake of say I don over jack pass Michael Jackson.when it was ten minutes to d exam, I come dey waka dey bust only me.
I couldn't blive what I heard until what I saw .
I saw dat day question paper with time 9 o'clock.
so all those time that I was jacking. exam was going on .
what annoy me pass was dat all wat I read came out.
from dat day, if dey placed exam time table, I will still go to exam office to confirm it like three times every day before and during d exams.

I have said it here when semi final table was drawn that "Madrid Madrid for final".

Bigblogman:
Why are you guys so foolish, you got paid your salary (what you worked for) and you are praising Buhari. God help Nigerians from this deception, you always settle for less.

point of correction, if you have being paid on 25th of a month, it means that you are owing gov't five to six days.

sarakis trial is a clear indication dat Mr president belongs to nobody and to every body.
if it is another party dat was in power,they will cover his ass.
God help us.

Madrid Madrid in the final

just cross multiply u will get the two team in the final.

Mikehell:
1.who she help? 2.who her book go help? 3.who d donation go help? 4.who the donors sef don help? *long hiss*

WHO YOUR POST HELP?

omolola15:
I beg se you no read that paragraph wey dem talk sey the money na for chibok girls parents? Also for the family of the boys wey dem kidnap.

I had to write it in pidgin so you can understand better. Maybe you couldn't comprehend the English in the post.

The book will help them because that's why people are donating. And the donors are helping them because they are donating. It's as simple as that.

WHO YOUR POST HELP?

I saw u dia

end time teacher