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RomanceHow To Toust A Holy Holy Lady In The Camp(pic). by Johnterryfama(op): 4:28pm On Apr 06, 2016
Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
please share to make people laugh joor

Nairaland GeneralHow To Toust A Holy Holy Girl In The Camp.hilarious Picture. by Johnterryfama(op): 4:17pm On Apr 06, 2016
Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
please share to make people laugh joor
Jokes EtcRe: When You Beat A Boy,and He Said "I Will Go And Call My Brothers" by Johnterryfama(m): 9:25pm On Mar 29, 2016
youngprof8787:
I will take dem all out.. who are they??..are they mad??..what rubbish..fools
you be Yoruba ni?
na Just question I ask ooo. incase.
I didn't say you dey make mouth ooo
PoliticsRe: Fuel Crisis: Queues To Disappear By April 7th- Kachikwu by Johnterryfama(m): 6:03pm On Mar 29, 2016
is he back from the magician training?
FoodRe: 10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Cucumber by Johnterryfama(m): 1:48am On Mar 20, 2016
Whizzcute:
When you are looking for healthy foods to eat, then cucumber is a great choice. Cucumbers are fruits though we normally eat them as vegetables. Cucumber goes with the scientific name cucumis savitis which is made up of 90-96% of water in it. Cucumbers are commonly eaten raw . Cucumbers are of great benefits to your health and those health benefits are what am here to reveal to you.
Health Benefits Of Cucumber

1. Cucumber Contains Some Essential Vitamins
Vitamins are one of the most essential nutrients you need more in your body to live healthy and cucumbers are always give it to you if only you eat them. Basically,cucumbers contain vitamin A,B &C which in turn energize you, boost your immunity and keep you radiant. Cucumbers also contain other nutrients such as iron, calcium, phosphorous, zinc, folic acid magnesium, Vitamins B1,B2,B3,B6 and more.

2. Cucumbers Keep You Hydrated

Like I earlier mentioned, cucumbers are made up of 90-95% of water. This means that if you may eat cucumbers as alternative to water because of it’s high water content. And keeping you hydrated is not limited to eliminate thirst but many other functions like transportation of nutrients all round the body , aid in digestion etc.

3. Cucumbers Reduce The Risk Of Cancer
Another key health benefit of cucumber is having the ability to reduce risks of cancer. Cucumbers are made up of plant nutrients named cucurbitacins which according to scientists, have anti-cancer properties. Scientists also went ahead to prove that activities that leads to the growth and development of some cancerous cells in the body can be blocked by this nutrient in cucumbers called cucurbitacins.

4. Cucumbers Get Rid Of Bad Breath
Cucumbers help to freshen your breath and get rid of bad breath . Cucumbers are made up of phytochemicals which eliminates those bacteria causing bad breath. So when ever you feel you need to freshen your breath, get some cucumbers and eat.

5. Cucumber Is A Good Home Remedy For Sunburn
Cucumbers has the capability of clearing sunburns too. Whenever you are experiencing sunburns again, simply do this; Cut a cucumber into tiny slices and put them directly on the sunburn affected areas, remove immediately you feel the warmth from cucumbers.

6. Cucumbers Help To Fight Inflammation
Do you know that cucumber helps to reduce inflammation in the body. Well, cucumbers contain flavonoids which are have anti-inflammatory properties to reduce inflammation in the body.

7. Cucumbers Strengthen the Bones
Cucumbers are rich in vitamin K is very much important for a healthy bone. When there’s low amount of vitamin K in the body then the risk of bone fracture increases. So get yourself some cucumbers and save yourself from bone fractures.

8. Cucumbers Are Essential For Weight Loss
Well, if you are trying to drop some pounds, then you need cucumbers. This is because they are very low in calories . They also contain fibers which are ideal to regulate body weight .

9. Cucumbers Are Ideal For Diabetic Patients
Diabetic patients need cucumbers to maintain their diabetes. Cucumber contains a hormone essential for the pancreas for insulin production. So if you are diabetic, then never miss to eat good amount of cucumbers weekly.

10. Cucumbers Help To Prevent Constipation
Cucumbers are very rich in water like I’ve earlier said, they also contain fiber. These two nutrients enables food to move through the digestive tract quicker and more easily , helping you prevent constipation.

THANKS FOR READING AND KINDLY SHARE WITH OTHERS.


ARTICLE SOURCE: http://www.goziehealth.com/2016/03/10-amazing-health-benefits-of-cucumber.html
next time if are writing some thing like this to the public, try and defined the terms.
e.g, cucumber reduce risk of masturbating.
masturbating means playing with your ----.
Christianity EtcRe: What You Must Know/do Before You Get Married As A Christian Lady by Johnterryfama(m): 11:30am On Mar 13, 2016
Ayoemrys:
when you say husband is a master then whats wife?slave?
you no know book?
what is the antonyms of d word SERVANT?
PoliticsRe: Explosion in Millennium Plaza in Abuja by Johnterryfama(m): 5:25pm On Feb 26, 2016
I just confirm it from a friend house office is in the third floor in the same plaza.
it was AC gas cylinder that course the fire.
CareerRe: Is It Right To Say Thank You To Your Boss When Collecting Your Salary? by Johnterryfama(m): 8:41am On Feb 21, 2016
tdemo:
hello nairalander pls have been have this issue on mind for a while now.. I want to know if it's wright Or wrong to say thank you to your boss or employer when receiving your salary!!!
I think your question should be "is it socially right" .because some time we don't do things cuz of being right or wrong.
but to be social.
SportsRe: List Of Money Given To Sports Ambassadors Today By Buhari by Johnterryfama(m): 6:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
Lattop:
Thank u Baba even though u never pay me my 5k monthly allowancetongue
latop months never finish naw
PoliticsRe: London Court Registers N99 Billion Judgment Against Nigerian Military by Johnterryfama(m): 6:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
am still waiting for waytin TANOID wailing wailers go talk.
PoliticsRe: Arms Scandal: Jonathan Still Owing Me N180m –Anenih by Johnterryfama(m): 2:08pm On Jan 17, 2016
It is as if the prophesy of mama peace is about to take place . when she said her worries is how she is going to . feed oga jona in prison.
CrimeRe: A Lie I Told 3 Years Ago Is Starting To Hunt Me. by Johnterryfama(m): 8:19pm On Jan 16, 2016
am sure na joke u dey joke..if not why mention joke.
PoliticsRe: Foreign Students Scrambling For Selfie With Jonathan - Pics by Johnterryfama(m): 12:40am On Dec 24, 2015
see photo shop . guy you try ooooo. you sabi sell people.
PoliticsRe: IBB Opens Up On Dele Giwa's Death & 159 Officers On Crashed Plane by Johnterryfama(m): 10:07pm On Dec 06, 2015
in Felas mode .who killed dele giwa ? na baba. if you say gida , na you sabi .
PoliticsRe: Dokpesi Can Be Charged With Conspiracy – Sagay by Johnterryfama(m): 7:00pm On Dec 04, 2015
if you believe in the betterment of our country Nigeria,complete the statement."
He who lives in a glass house.."
EducationRe: Please Help! My Student Said She Is In Love With Me by Johnterryfama(m): 3:41pm On Nov 17, 2015
at teenage age u should expect dat.
d question is whether you wish to help or spoil her.
my advice is that.at least you have seen matured bebs during ur school time.
Dat was why u must have offered a borrowing course titled (guidance and counseling)so just called her and advice her about side effects of being in love at her age with not necessarily you,but with any other person.give her some lie lie examples if possible.
with this she will even respect you more.
remember to be calling her time to time.just keep her buzzy.
before she shift the love tin to somebody who would be ready to give her d cucumber she may be desperate abt according to the FTC guy.
PoliticsRe: Fayose To FG: Tell Nigerians Owners Of REMITA by Johnterryfama(m): 6:35pm On Nov 16, 2015
the most interesting thing about all movies acted by Fayoshey is that. the boss (Mr president ) always appears as Deaf and dumb.lol
FamilyRe: Am I Really Married Or Sharing A Room With A Man? by Johnterryfama(m): 11:50am On Nov 14, 2015
1first of all HOW did two of you meet from the beginning?
2why did you choose to marry him ?
3 are two of you from the same place(state or village )?
4 were you pregnant for him before marriage?
5. is he a force man?
POSSIBLE ANSWERS.

1. I/he was introduced by a friend,or we mate in a bear pallow.or we were just hanging out,then we decided to marry.
2frustration/am getting old/parent pressure.
3no.
4 yes
5yes(police/mopol/army)
only if the above possible answers are correct. if they are not, there is solution to your problems. just reply then I will respond with some solutions which may help.
PropertiesRe: Is It Possible To Build A 3 Bedroom Flat With N2million? by Johnterryfama(m): 9:04pm On Nov 13, 2015
the answer is YES with the following conditions.
1 if the contract would be handled by someone like me.( a professional)
2 if the structure will not require DPC( damp prove course)
3.if the owner (client) will accept ordinary or Gana zinc( roofing sheets)
4 if the land is not on water log area.
5 if the land is near a city were materials can easily be transported or if transfer of materials is not part of the 2 mill
besides the above , all other things are possible.
just try get me .
SportsRe: NFF Urges Eaglets To Create Record For Buhari by Johnterryfama(m): 2:43pm On Nov 07, 2015
PRINCENWAEZE:
shocked. Make thunder wey no get break fire NFF angry na only dullard get this country angry mchewwwwww


angry angry
I bin wan put common sense into d brain of the person above me .
the mistake wey I do be say " I no check hin name"
na after dat I take sabi say one nut commot for hin brain
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With Julius Berger Board Of Directors (Photos) by Johnterryfama(m): 6:12pm On Nov 06, 2015
baba buhari be like
"toa u are all welcam, u will contino to wak in dis ningeria bot on wan condishion, u must return all d moni u colect in d name of shop.P."
PoliticsMinisterial Portfolio by Johnterryfama(op): 6:34pm On Nov 01, 2015
.MINISTERIAL portfolio Agric and Natural Resources Audu Ogbeh (Benue) Agric and Natural Resources Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu) Attorney General, James Ocholi (Kogi) Aviation Sen Hadi Sirika (Katsina) Defence Abdulrahman Dambazau(Kano) Defence (State) Dan Ali (Zamfara) Education . Isaac Adewole (Osun) FCT (State) Solomon Dalong (Plateau) Federal Capital Territory Abubakar Bawa Bwari (Niger) Finance Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia) Finance (State) Kemi Adeosun (Ogun) Foreign Affairs . Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti) Foreign Affairs (State) Adamu Adamu (Bauchi) Health Osagie Ehanire (Edo) Information, Communication Technology Lai Mohammed (Kwara) Interior Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo) Labour Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo) Mines and Steel Development Abubakar Malami (Kebbi) National Planning Amina Mohammed (Gombe) Niger Delta Affairs Rotimi Amaechi Niger Delta Affairs (State) Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River) Petroleum Ibe Kachikwu (Delta) Police Affairs Chris Ngige (Anambra) Power Babatunde Fashola (Lagos) Sports & Youth Development Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa) Trade and Investment Udo Udo Udoma (Akwa Ibom) Trade and Investment (State) Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna) Women Affairs Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim (Yobe) Works & Transport Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi) Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi) Works (State) Barr. Adebayo Shittu (Oyo)
PoliticsRe: No Confirmation Of Amaechi Unless We Treat Anyanwu Report, PDP Senators by Johnterryfama(m): 3:27pm On Oct 29, 2015
God forbid in cott
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by Johnterryfama(m): 2:18am On Oct 29, 2015
Icon4s:
Victor who? What name is written on his Jersey?

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by Johnterryfama(m): 2:06am On Oct 29, 2015
Icon4s:
U dnt know his name?
I callam Victor. oyibo callam mashew
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by Johnterryfama(m): 1:59am On Oct 29, 2015
cool dat number nine striker over sabi
SportsRe: FIFA U-17 World Cup: Nigeria Vs Croatia 1 - 2 (Live) by Johnterryfama(m): 12:59am On Oct 24, 2015
oboy see waiting this our Nigeria under seventeen do.they make me carry my last cart go buy one litter of petrol.dats what even d story of inchinbong can not do , talk more of super eagle's.
see me dey enjoy my moneeeeeey.
CelebritiesRe: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Johnterryfama(m): 7:30pm On Oct 19, 2015
for a classic girl: is called fixed deposit for first day meet first day tear: is called service charges.
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by Johnterryfama(m): 11:51pm On Oct 17, 2015
you no say e dey continue 2morrow why u no talk am since
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Felabration In London by Johnterryfama(m): 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
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CrimeRe: Confusion As Disabled Man Scales Fence Into Warri Police Station by Johnterryfama(m): 9:58am On Oct 17, 2015
[i][/i] there is ability In disability.
in another news, for your birthday, wedding and naming video coverage and photogenic output photography ,photobook both commercial and industrial edition.
call: 08143114979 Abuja.
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Screening: Amaechi Fights Back by Johnterryfama(m): 8:28am On Oct 17, 2015
nothing dey happen

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