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Holy Toasting...! Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." please share to make people laugh joor
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Holy Toasting...! Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." please share to make people laugh joor |
youngprof8787:you be Yoruba ni? na Just question I ask ooo. incase. I didn't say you dey make mouth ooo |
is he back from the magician training? |
Whizzcute:next time if are writing some thing like this to the public, try and defined the terms. e.g, cucumber reduce risk of masturbating. masturbating means playing with your ----. |
Ayoemrys:you no know book? what is the antonyms of d word SERVANT? |
I just confirm it from a friend house office is in the third floor in the same plaza. it was AC gas cylinder that course the fire. |
tdemo:I think your question should be "is it socially right" .because some time we don't do things cuz of being right or wrong. but to be social. |
Lattop:latop months never finish naw |
am still waiting for waytin TANOID wailing wailers go talk. |
It is as if the prophesy of mama peace is about to take place . when she said her worries is how she is going to . feed oga jona in prison. |
am sure na joke u dey joke..if not why mention joke. |
see photo shop .
guy you try ooooo.
you sabi sell people. |
in Felas mode .who killed dele giwa ? na baba. if you say gida , na you sabi . |
if you believe in the betterment of our country Nigeria,complete the statement." He who lives in a glass house.." |
at teenage age u should expect dat. d question is whether you wish to help or spoil her. my advice is that.at least you have seen matured bebs during ur school time. Dat was why u must have offered a borrowing course titled (guidance and counseling)so just called her and advice her about side effects of being in love at her age with not necessarily you,but with any other person.give her some lie lie examples if possible. with this she will even respect you more. remember to be calling her time to time.just keep her buzzy. before she shift the love tin to somebody who would be ready to give her d cucumber she may be desperate abt according to the FTC guy. |
the most interesting thing about all movies acted by Fayoshey is that.
the boss (Mr president ) always appears as Deaf and dumb.lol |
1first of all HOW did two of you meet from the beginning? 2why did you choose to marry him ? 3 are two of you from the same place(state or village )? 4 were you pregnant for him before marriage? 5. is he a force man? POSSIBLE ANSWERS. 1. I/he was introduced by a friend,or we mate in a bear pallow.or we were just hanging out,then we decided to marry. 2frustration/am getting old/parent pressure. 3no. 4 yes 5yes(police/mopol/army) only if the above possible answers are correct. if they are not, there is solution to your problems. just reply then I will respond with some solutions which may help. |
the answer is YES with the following conditions. 1 if the contract would be handled by someone like me.( a professional) 2 if the structure will not require DPC( damp prove course) 3.if the owner (client) will accept ordinary or Gana zinc( roofing sheets) 4 if the land is not on water log area. 5 if the land is near a city were materials can easily be transported or if transfer of materials is not part of the 2 mill besides the above , all other things are possible. just try get me . |
PRINCENWAEZE:I bin wan put common sense into d brain of the person above me . the mistake wey I do be say " I no check hin name" na after dat I take sabi say one nut commot for hin brain |
baba buhari be like "toa u are all welcam, u will contino to wak in dis ningeria bot on wan condishion, u must return all d moni u colect in d name of shop.P." |
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Power Babatunde Fashola (Lagos)
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Works & Transport Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi) Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi)
Works (State) Barr. Adebayo Shittu (Oyo) |
God forbid in cott |
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Icon4s:I callam Victor. oyibo callam mashew |
dat number nine striker over
sabi |
oboy see waiting this our Nigeria under seventeen do.they make me carry my last cart go buy one litter of petrol.dats what even d story of inchinbong can not do , talk more of super eagle's. see me dey enjoy my moneeeeeey. |
for a classic girl: is called fixed deposit
for first day meet first day tear: is called service charges. |
you no say e dey continue 2morrow why u no talk am since |
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na only dullard get this country
dat number nine striker over
sabi