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Snacks are delicious when a chilled bottle of fanta is used to step it down.

Gender or no gender, humans are despicable and heartless. Tueh!

All my raps coulda been fitted in a page I know. I got a bad phone that writes only 1024 words. No blame me abeg. Lol.

No one prolly has time to text rap again but me. That makes me, I guess, the donkey of the day. Hahahahaha.

Anyways, @fadal, @Lilpen3758, @tianshie, @absoul, @Henuell,,,, I read the recent raps(your flows which were good though) and told myself I was better. Smiles.

VERSE 3(MY VERSE):
I know I hardly care if love is even in the air.
But how would I when my heart is broken, scarred and filled with tears?
I love you Linda but your guy is still paranoid.
If wishes were horses, I'd prolly go back in time, stay unsullied, ignore the green lights or the nod.
But you know something?
I think I am just sad and that's a fact.
Cause deep down inside of me there's a monster eating deep.
My emotions are mostly cold and it makes people shriek.
Love killed me and yet no one did even weep.
The pain and the shame.
It all feels to me like a game.
I wanna go hard in this and definitely clear my name.
If you found genuine love, go ahead and say your grace.
Cause nothing in this wicked world ever stays the same.
With all my visions, there's still confusion.
How do I tell my mom that my baby has a got baby?
She's gone through alot I just wanna keep her stable.
I know love is here and also there.
My prayer is that in finding it, we shouldn't ever fail.
Cause.....


CHORUS.

VERSE 2(IN A LADY'S VOICE):

"Dear Jane, I believe I just found a perfect guy".
"He is cool, quick and definitely will love me till the day I die".
"Imagine that I see him whenever I look up and see a star".
"Sometimes he is naughty and the feeling takes me far".
"I'm glad we met cause I'll chose him anyday over a million cars".

VERSE 1IN A MAN'S VOICE):

"Hello Uncle Sam. Hope you got my text".
"I found love this time. I feel happy and so blessed".
"You should see my wife-to-be. She's light-skinned and still fresh".
"I pray you come by and watch your boy become a man".
"Until then Uncle, 'tend my regards and tell my Nephew Joe to stay good and be calm".


CHORUS: DON'T HAVE A CHORUS YET.

President of Haiti was assasinated by some ungun known men. Sorry, unknown gun men. His body according to eyewitnesses was riddled with 12 bullets and his left eye gorged out. Hmmmm. The heart of man is evil/wicked; who can know it?

Hahahaha. BankyGee, I get person for the teddy bear ish. You dey mad sha. Lol

Well ke? Lmfao. SILENTandSMART2, you no get chill at all.

Choice of one's institution is largely dependent on the JAMB score.

Congratulations to you BankyGee. But wait o, what are eating abeg cause today's Sunday and sapa want finish me. Lol

Rapper? Nah!
I am but a humble and revolting village palm-wine tapper. Ah.
I forget to say baby.
I got cheddah like Bill Cosby.


Make una no mind me. I just like when words are cut or put together in other to ryhme and make sense.

Seff and Jeff were best friends.

Partyed alot and once together went to the world's end.

There, they met a beautiful lady who was deaf.

Who studied so hard and still got 'F'.

"Hmm, I love her so much", Seff did tell Jeff.

"Quit playing around bro", Jeff told Seff.

But Seff wouldn't listen thinking he knows chess.

But infatuations are mad; ask my niggas Davidzy23 and Bankygee who once beat their chest.

Now hate has risen between 2 best.

Friends who allowed a woman to come home, roost and infest.

Their relationship with a 'one-love-for-my-niggas' called 'Sex'.

Hipipihoho, this crazy world goes.

A woman is a never 'a one man show'.

Read this little piece of mine and let go.

That hate for your nigga cause of one hoe.

I'm broke and prolly damned, that I know.

But like Eminem said, "you cashed your whole check and bought just one ho-ho"

Rules are tools placed by fools to catch you loose. But all the same, leave booze and get juice.

Sometimes the world is...
crazy and gun-lit.

I said that and this...
and got dissed.

Well, that's not it...
said a bad b*tch.

Who wants it...
should get ready to be crushed by a four inch...
Nail, binoculars and sy-ringes.

The four fifth of a third...
is a bird that erred with a thud.

Word to your lords...
F*ck around and get cocked.

This rap game is dated..
alienated, hated and unprecedented like my president, Buhari Muhammed.

But he's a man...
With a long lifespan.
And a man is a man.

When we rap about guns and sex.
Call ourselves gays or lez.
I guess the devil has a smile.
And God?
He prolly stands a mile.
Hear my tone "I'll never walk or stand alone".
In otherwords, I support abortion all alone.
Life is deep when you think of you 6 feet beneath.
F*ck you when you ask 'bout "who woudn't death defeat?"
Bow and scrape my feet cause you'll never reach my feat.
Set me free cause these voices are eating deep.
Who would read this piece and think of peace?
Who would seize power and leave the sit?
We are the cause
'Cause heaven never fuss.
Or stops..
Sorry I meant stoops.
Fools! Can't you see the devil has got you?
Tools? I got a gold tooth and my phone's a blue tooth.
With all the mad loot and bad boots
Money surely makes the good stay mute.
Can I say 'F*ck Buhari' and get sued?
Well, f*ck him, you, everybody and myself cause we are animals cohabiting like the old woman who lived in a damn shoe.

[/quote]We stand and ask.
Leaving naked gapes like the ass.
What's fadal got to offer?
The answer? Nada!
I ain't no thief but bring on the heat and beef.
Got knives, lead pipe, a revolver and my f*cking bare teeth.
A couple cops on standstill.
For the premeditated murder Of fadal.

Who lack skills.
Who got ditched.
By a dark b*tch.
Without nipple and no tits.
Some-time in time.
I garnished with thyme.
Rap's mind.
And made it mine.
F*ck fadal or whoever that raps like a clown.
Grammy worthy? Bleep you bitch(@ obianojazz) cause I am the crown
Prince of rap, who taps and bathes.
From the very god of rap..
Eminem but like 50 got many men.
Who I look up to.
Why woud I buy a Camry 2.2?
To everyone trying to preserve nature's essence.
Thanks and never relent cause this life doesn't make sense.



Ps: No offence to anyone.

Guess the heat is off but I want it on Cause 'tianshie' sounds like 'wack shit'.

I Drew2004(drew 2004) gold lottery and won nada...

Now a look at my beautiful face shows that I am sadder...

Than a bereaved ugly igbowoman(Igbo woman) who lost her grand-daughter...

But my emotions are still cold, even colder than that of FatherChrismas(Father Christmas) in all weather...

I get the deal. Thanks alot.

For all the guts and all the cuts.

How could I have known that I am but a tiny dot?

A city on a hill stands on-top.

I'll never drop this lead pencil,
or question,
the reason why humans are such an unreliable source.

The king or the horse?

Mama never bought me socks.

Man,get lost or get dealt with force.

I am sorry for my wrongs but nobody here gives a f*ck.

And tomorrow is here
The yesterday of my dreams.
No sense jumping into conclusions like hare.
I am no ethnic bigot and my country is here.

See, I want to rhyme without wasting rhymes or time.
Cause I just got relegated to the mines.
My boss said "I wish Seaman that you were mine".
Now, I've got a prodigal father, some raggedy-ass pauper and a beautiful daughter.
Quickly dissolving in-to,
a pair of iced bars cut in two.
Never sentimental even with the pencil
cause I would never pass as genteel
Or brag about something so little
Like my dumb friend Joelittle.
Rhymes, hats and gats.
Fame, bats and cats.
It pains to really lose a loved one.
Only then would your heart spun.
It is no pun
when I say you'll feel burnt.
Maybe by the sun
But go tell the nation
You are my son, my first, my joy,
and my sun
R.I.P baby bro Sam Loco
Losing you has made me go este loco.

Shit is a very important sturv.

North, East, South or West, Chelsea fans are ubiquitious.

Portion, most especially, love portions(kanyamata in Hausa language) are sold via door-to-door marketing up north.

Johnson, as we all know, is the son of Mr John. Other sons include Tyson, Mason, Christensen, Eriksen,Davidson, etc. Whose son are you?

Majestically asking this question folks; is there a heaven for ballers?

Nice to the extent of banging your lonely wife.

Tire and tyre are incorrect grammar: 'Taya' is the globally accepted spelling.

You ain't original. You're programmed to be you. You are nothing but a product of what the government has created.

Backside, especially when it is gigantic, to me, is nothing. Moderation is bae.

Good or bad, how does that concern you? See your mouth like fowl nyash.

Online dating is a scam. Try online betting instead.