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Dosage of the corona virus vaccine for Homo sapiens, according to top scientists Johntitus et al 2021, is 4 litres on the dot. No addition, no subtraction.

Signed: Management.

Get chooked!

Condition of my brain these days is zzzz. Haven't heard of the compound word bro. As per my haters, you'll get a hysterectomy disrespecting me.

Will someone take the mic and tell me why I'll have to be in hell forever because of my sins? Like if I die @ 9 a sinner, does 9 years of sinning warrant an eternity of torture and sufferings? Why?!

There are many things in life beyond human comprehension. You just can't understand until you're dead.

Too much cappings no dey fill basket. Death stings fellas. Make memories and tell your loved ones how much you love them every damn chance you get. It's going to disappear someday....

Intended or Mad, I don't know which to use again in cooking my egusi soup. KTBFFH!

Spanish is a good language to laugh in when it happens. It happened in 2012 against Bayern Munich and a friend of mine has been laying eggs everyday cause he said he would lay eggs if Chelsea won Bayern Munich. Impossible is nothing.

Mind of humans they say, is powerful..

President or not, I will be dropping tonight naughty hints to the finest women in the audience.

C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J... Does anyone know how important the letter 'J' is? It is the most important letter because it starts the greatest name 'JESUS' and my legendary name, Johntitus. Makes brain abi?

Me, make I no lie, no sabi cook. Anyways, learn to always respect people irrespective of tribe, race or whatever the hell they call it. Remember that you can also bleed.


Ps: Modified.

Cast so tey no body upstairs even care about the citizens again. In Wu-tang's voice "protect yourself".

West California is my place of birth.

Holds my hands with a devilish grin but the bottom line is that I don't give a hoot. I'm leaving this wicked world on my 120th birthday.

Garri is God's best gift to mankind. And for the record, Sam and Cat or Henry Danger is a billion times better than wrestling.

Great ko, Great Britain ni. Who watches wrestling anyways? I believe Chelsea are coming out victorious over Real Madrid. Take it to the bank fellas.

Iro? What does that mean? Anyways, does anyone know the reason why David killed Goliath?

Me and Amarachibaby were once lovers but it didn't work out because of SILENTandSMART2's antics. Henuell, Fortune120, Bankygee, genitori, Degrezhaa, DSC7, tojahh and a host of others would testify how loved up and sweet we were. Oh how I remember our first date!!! Lol. Memories!

Interesting it was the first time I kissed; it was really warm.

PS: why the hell do we kiss with our eyes closed?

You and I are enemies.
Going back and forth like chainsaw.
Creating bad memories.
I'm David and thou art Saul.

Words? Who made up words and numbers? Great question asked by Nas. But before you tell me to go get the hammer, remember that I'm Thor-like in that manner.

Music is not my calling. My calling is singing.

Ehh ehh. Well, Juice Wrld was good(RIP to him) but have you listened to Eminem's MTBMB yet? Damn!

Ps: Try jamming to Biggie Smalls while you pass a blunt around. Double Damn!!

Beauty is fleeting but that doesn't mean you shouldn't look for a beautiful woman. Happy International Women's Day to our women .

Active and very funny too. Fortune120 I think I recall Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "...old but not obsolete". I think it is Terminator Genysis or so.

Lie some times dey cause wahala. Always dey truthful.

Hell is a place of torment according to the Bible.


Ps: How are you doing Bankygee?

Dey there dey jones. Someone is terribly in love.

Toy Story 4; the toys are back in town.

Stingy Men Association of Nigeria is one hell of an association.

Discussions between President Muhammad Buhari and I have been ongoing my people. I've tried convincing him beyond all reasonable doubt to be a Malthusian.

'Unscathed' is a very fascinating word. Words like Constellation, Neantherdal, Subterfuge, Comprador etc gives me joy.