Islam › Re: Why Our Imams Are Not Donating Anything To Fight Against The Virus by Johntitus: 11:56pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Small question everyone begin para. If you no get anything to yarn, comot from road. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Dracunculus? I'm very sure in medschool they also know about cunnilingus. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 8:28am On Mar 31, 2020 |
Alert? E be like say BankyGee nah top government official. Your own still better. |
Politics › Re: Why Are Ibo Billionaires Not Contributing To Covid 19 by Johntitus: 8:06pm On Mar 30, 2020 |
Arrewa: You'll never see them contribute...
Igbos are not philanthropical in nature...
They don't give to anything that won't bring return
They can spend 1 billion on burial but to help...
Mbanunu... They will rather spend the money on beer Lol.. Nah so e easy to talk. |
Celebrities › Re: Musicians Will Go Hungry If The Coronavirus Lockdown Goes On - Cassper Nyovest by Johntitus: 8:17am On Mar 30, 2020 |
And if you watch their videos, you'll think they are richer than Dangote. Anyways, nah Eminem I dey listen too wey dey help. |
Celebrities › Re: Troll Drags Moyo Lawal For Flaunting Massive Backside In See-through Yoga Pant by Johntitus: 8:14am On Mar 30, 2020 |
It's her life. Sometimes I think we Nigerians too dey put mouth for another person matter. |
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Romance › Re: All Mods And Admin Should Come In Here. by Johntitus: 8:09am On Mar 30, 2020 |
Hunger's bad my man. If you have been hungry before you wouldn't think about getting scammed or whatever. Imagine someone asking me to publicly drop my account, you think I wouldn't? Lol... No be say shame no dey, nah hunger boss which is powerful than all viruses and bacteria. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 8:00am On Mar 30, 2020 |
Bro, some things like this giving-receiving are confusing but nothing dey happen sha. How's the coronavirus issue over your area fellas? |
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Johntitus: 7:56am On Mar 30, 2020 |
Firstorderwizard: Her parents stays in Lagos. She's doing her masters in UNICAL and I stay in PortHarcourt. Can't send her back now due to the border closure. Congrats in advance bro because you're gonna be a daddy soon. This one is above and beyond you. Belle no be bad thing sha. |
Romance › Re: I'm Afraid She Might Get Pregnant by Johntitus: 7:54am On Mar 30, 2020 |
It's not easy bro because any small play might eventually lead to sex. The best thing for her to do if you really don't want her pregnant outside wedlock is for her to go back to her parents. Shikena! |
Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Lady That Is Not Attractive To You by Johntitus: 8:24pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Mr bobowest, I'm sure there are many attractive women with you in the west. What do we men even want these days? |
Education › Re: Pastors And Bible Scholars Attentions Needed Pls. by Johntitus: 7:58pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
edoairways: Are you sure? It becomes sin when a man or woman divorces his or her spouse to marry another. My man, nah so dem teach me for Sunday school church that year. |
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Buharis Aide Shamed As Twitter User Digs Up His Tweet Against GEJ by Johntitus: 6:02pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Let him have a dose and taste of his own medicine. |
Romance › Re: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by Johntitus: 5:52pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
SenecaTheYonger: Maybe stop watching porn so you can decrease that lust you feel. And try being with someone you actually like, and not someone with big nash and breast with zero personality. Lmao... I will surely listen to your advice. Nah person wey don chop belleful dey get power to argue. |
Romance › Re: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by Johntitus: 9:56am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Lol... Love sometimes is intertwined with infatuations and lust. Have you ever wondered why and how your undying love diminished after sex with the 'love of your life'? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hausa Fulani Had Jumat Service In Large Numbers At Kara Opic Ogun State by Johntitus: 9:47am On Mar 29, 2020 |
MelesZenawi: And what is wrong with that?
Did oyedepo not conduct service last Sunday.. Look at this wannabe leftist. The thing is, whatever thing you think you're doing, you're failing spectacularly at it. |
Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomi Holds Church Again Despite Corona Virus PICS by Johntitus: 8:31am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Lanretoye: He who disobeys the govt disobeys God. Aptly said. |
Education › Re: Pastors And Bible Scholars Attentions Needed Pls. by Johntitus: 8:25am On Mar 29, 2020 |
According to the Bible from what and how I understand, it's a sin to divorce your wife. But, as I am, my happiness is paramount to me. So, Bible or not, I can't come and kill myself on top woman matter. |
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s N50m COVID-19 Gift: IPOB Gives Directive On Sharing Formula by Johntitus: 8:21am On Mar 29, 2020 |
[quote author=MelesZenawi post=87876886]Are you the Imam of peace?
When last did you attend Ipob meeting?
Answer
Nah people wey don chop bellyful or wey get food to chop dey quarrel. Make una take una time here o. |
Health › Re: Jos Muslims Protests On The Street, Says Corona Virus Is A Western Conspiracy by Johntitus: 8:13am On Mar 29, 2020 |
Illiteracy! |
Health › Re: UPDATED: Oyo Identifies 84 Suspected COVID-19 Cases, Imposes Curfew by Johntitus: 8:11am On Mar 29, 2020 |
This virus hasn't started anything yet. By this time next month if nothing good is been done by our government to curb it in whatever way possible, Italy will be better. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 8:04pm On Mar 28, 2020 |
That isn't an easy thing to understand. I'm so sorry. Can someone please elaborate? |
Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Give Away. Let's Help People by Johntitus: 1:59pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
southniyikaye: So I told a guy,, a friend of mine to sub for me today, and he did 1k transfer to me. Normally with my present condition am suppose to feed with it but I can still spare 400naira to buy 100naira card each for four people. Please make una no vex, that's the best I can do, I wish I have more. So the first four to drop their number gets 100 recharge card, just drop it with the network
Will recharge you guys tomorrow mprninf To be honest baba, I no expect am. It really means a lot to me. I'm very grateful bro. God bless you in all your endeavours. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 1:56pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
True prophets like me just need the offering and tithes. |
Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Give Away. Let's Help People by Johntitus: 8:55pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
07031971097 - MTN |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 8:46pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
Possible ke? There are just too many conspiracy theorists saying nonsense. However, as they say, saying nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over other organisms. It's by talking nonsense one gets to know the truth. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 10:40pm On Mar 24, 2020 |
Am-ma agree that you guys are doing great. This thread has been too cold for a while now. And 'fore I forget fellas, don't get f***ed up on this coronavirus. Stay safe. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 7:51pm On Mar 24, 2020 |
Nah the thing wey people dey pursue nah im I dey pursue too. I should ask the same of you Bankygee. How's it going bro? |
Education › Re: JAMB Arrests 149 Candidates For UTME Fraud by Johntitus: 8:04am On Mar 24, 2020 |
Some folks can be stupid. Few days ago someone was even asking if he could upgrade his mark? Who does that?
Like Wu-Tang said, "You should protect yourself", protect yourself against Covid-19 because like Royce da 5'9 said, " The revolution will not be televised ". I'm outta proportion I know. Lol |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 7:57am On Mar 24, 2020 |
President, governors, senators, ministers etc and the common man are all in this Covid-19 shit. So, if not for anything, I get relieved whenever I think of it. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 10:31am On Mar 14, 2020 |
bobo juice nah waste of money. |