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Pass pass ball nah the only thing Chelsea know. How can Lampard start Loftus Cheek wey never play ball for over a year now? The clueless Lampard even started Giroud and yet used M.Alonso. Abeg tell me, who want cross the ball? God go punish Chelsea.

MTBMB album by Eminem is just killing me.

Pocket sometimes do not matter. What matters is your account balance.

Descendants of Abraham are we all but it might shock you because I've got the blood of a giant coursing through my big veins.

Succeed my people because suffer no get family.

Abi these thread detailers no dey tired?

Race? Oh yes, I remember. Life is a rat race. Like kill or be killed. You know, dog eat dog situation.

Hallelujah,. my pastor used to say, is a heavenly language.

.? What's that suppose to mean? Hahahaha.. Astafurgallilah!

'Then' and 'Now' are two different things. Remember when Nollywood was fire no be now everything is crumbling. Shout out to you Mr Ibu, you're my role model.

Come on, will you get out of here? Man don suffer. I remember amongst many others when I been use orange water drink garri. Been broke before?

Pretend-ing not to know what we are talking about. Lol... Anyways, has anyone heard from my friend Osama bin Laden lately?

Privileged? I don't think so. YOU'RE A LIVING LEGEND! In the infamous words of Samuel L. Jackson in the movie 'SHAFT', ''it's my(your) duty to please that booty".

Twins? Oh my goodness!!! I'm so happy for you gentlesinna. When are we coming over for, you know, owambe?

Experience they say is the best teacher. Since the last time my babe told me her period came late, my people, I have never played with condoms.

Thread, according to 2019 research by Bankygee, Davidzy23, gentlesinna et al , will never see extinction.

Bible, I think, is the most read book in the world.

Tide also rhymes confide, reside, beside, inside, outside, cyanide. Word play, story telling ability, rhymes, charisma, good lyrical content etc are some of the qualities a good rapper should possess.

Right question for the one and only Ginomel to answer. Wordplay is essential. Joyfullyjoyous, your moniker makes me joyfully joyous.

Bankygee, Ginomel, Davidzy23, Gentlesinna, OrDan, Gesoilo, et al - intelligent individuals. Nah una dey give me joy pass for Nairaland

NwaAmaikpe - dude's an unapologetic satirical psycho.

GrammarNazi - this guy makes me proof read a lot these days.

Lalasticlala - my bro says you're a lady but I no agree. Don't mind me. I be Thomas.

Kingcypress - thank you for creating that wonderful thread.

Southniyikaye - I can't thank you enough. Thank you so much and may God bless bro.

Combine their riches too. I wanna be on a better pedestal than both of 'em combined. Lol.... Can't a young man have the best of both worlds?

All that I want is in Jesus. He satisfies. Joy he supplies. Life will be worthless without him. All that I want is in Jesus.
Kai, it's been long l sang.

Psquare? They don't exist no more.

Please tell me why you don't do alcohol here. The thread keeps getting derailed. I need to just numb the anger and pain and become oblivious of the derailment.

This is one the reasons Bubu tagged us 'lazy youths'. Nonsense and ingredients. Anyone get chilled Trophy beer here?

Interdenominationalism! That's one word with lotta syllables.

'Pray without ceasing', said the Bible. Unfortunately I cannot tell you what the Qur'an said about prayers Mr Delenla. Eureka!!!

Bruh, ah, you're also a die hard fan? It's a very good thing not to die alone.

Better soup nah money make am. Guys, next time una cook 'better soup', please ring me up. Noodles don kill my life die.

Corrupter? This question is for our Nairaland Professors.

Comes has the same mother but not the same father with cums. Don't worry, the family tree is too complicated.

Participate and enjoy with us bro. It's really for the fun of it.