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Nonsense or rather talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over other organisms. It's by talking nonsense we get to know the truth.

Oo is for overripe orange.

Legend like the legendary Lionel Messi and Chelsea's Didier Drogba.

...die mothafucka die. Die die die! Close your eyes. Go to sleep biatch.... It's all but a product of the greatest rapper to ever hold a mic.. I really love Slim shady/Marshall Mathers/Eminem.

Things have fallen apart. God help us!

Month of May it is! Happy new month to you too bro and please, stay safe!

Boss boss! I hail thee o. Haven't seen you for a while on the thread. Thought I should check up on HRH. Continue enjoying yourself chief.

World without end! Bankygee, where are thou art?

Winner for where? Lol. Area don red!

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More about Jesus would I know! I've missed singing hymns with my bad sweet voice.

lanibi:
So true. I acted like Jesus too

Lmao.. Everyone did. The feeling is universal.

Covid-19 is for all and sundry. I know broke people like me aren't afraid.

Sarah20A:
he is not the problem. As a woman I once shouldered a man's responsibilities for the fact that the guy was an asshole doesn't mean I should take the bitterness to my recent relationship. If we truly love someone, automatically their problems become ours so the OP wasn't foolish or stupid for helping the woman he loves.

My advice for the OP is for him to move on ,it might be hard at first but is the best thing to do.just move on don't think about it too much, do things that we make you happy and try to forget about her

Bae I really respect you shouldering the responsibilities of a man. You try. One thing you or the OP should know is, 'Love' is a fluid concept. As for him moving on like that, lol, my guy needs therapy. He should be grateful Nairalanders are giving him that.

There's nothing sweeter than handling your balls and removing your hand to smell it. Please, Coro baby find another place take. Not the balls.

Reno will not kill me someday o. Everything he says, he has facts to back it.

Giwoni:
is not that I have too much money but it that she was my first love! Thanks

Oh.... First love is too complicated. You go just dey act like Jesus.

22 years? Man, this is unbelievable. Sha, to the man, he's passed his judgement 'sharially'.

They say detergents kills the virus. To me, we have before us the entrepreneurs of the month.

StennyB:
Most likely rape. It's alarmingly common but unreported

Exactly.

I can't remember but that woman has said it all. To me, I think it really shaped my life.

You've not suffered and you say you're wise, who's your teacher?

Hahahaha... You're your problem. How can you shoulder the responsibilities of a lady you've not married? Sha, no too much money dey shack you.

Violence never pays! As for the lockdown, I've said all there's to say. Any Nairalander who has enough 'bread' to spare, please remember me! I thought Fela Kuti was joking when he said these immortal words; ''suffer dey Africa....."

Commodities like beans and garri are the bomb now. Can't be eating noodles or rice because things are just too hard. Well, if I survive this Covid-19, nothing will kill me ever again.

Possiblegee:
So I was taking a walk the other day and I seen a woman a blind woman pacing up and down the side walk ,she seemed to be a bit frustrated as if she had dropped something AND having a hard time finding it so after watching her struggle for a while I decided to go over and lay a helping hand you know , hello ma can I be of any assistance it seems to me that you have lost something I would like to help you find it ,she replied oh yes you have lost something YOU AV LOST YOUR LIFE ...then gun shots ...this happened in Compton in America ,police brutality

Kendrick Lamar.

Dangerous to the extent that whenever I read on my phone, tears dey comot from my eyes. No tell me. I know my wahala. Nah too much garri.

Say something better Banky. I knew it would be extended still. Of course I have no problem with the extension. My own problem is, what will I and others eat during this lockdown? Ah...now I know it pays to be with family.

Body of Nairaland Weed Smokers has issued a warning to the Federal Government in a written statement signed by.........just forget it.

America should just bomb a place in China. It'll be better for us to know that WW3 has started officially.

Sometimes it's normal to think negative and also cry. I went through this phase once but my only fear then was that God was going to throw me into a fire that burns like palm lol. Lol...