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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 12:54am On Aug 08, 2020
'It is finished' were the last words of Jesus Christ.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:16pm On Aug 03, 2020
Doggie style album by Snoop Dogg is one of the best rap albums
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 8:47pm On Jul 30, 2020
Ooo boy! Has anyone thought of Nicki Minaj naked making a booty shake?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 7:17pm On Jul 28, 2020
Blues? There's only one that I know of: CHELSEA!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:11pm On Jul 27, 2020
Know where your boss(es) stay. It is very important. Thank God for the life of our brother, uncle, husband, comrade, compadre and colleague, Bankygee. But wait o, those that died, who should we thank? This life no balance.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:02am On Jul 20, 2020
Read to lead. Quite unfortunate and ironic that in Nigeria(the best country to be in....smiles), it's read to be lead.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:25am On Jul 19, 2020
Marlians, come forward! Naira Marley to me is a clown who spits the truth in a funny way. And too, he's rich.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 1:42am On Jul 19, 2020
Stealing is an act of taking what doesn't belong to you but like Naira Marley said, ''ólé ni everybody''
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 7:12am On Jul 17, 2020
Prayers and praises are just out of this world. God doesn't use the latter to play. HE sees us all. Why not pray and wait for your miracles brethren?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 7:29pm On Jul 16, 2020
Trouble dey sleep, nyanga go wake am.... I like this adage like mad!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 6:16pm On Jul 15, 2020
Physics nah one kind confusing subject. I prefer history, especially when story dey inside.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 6:46am On Jul 15, 2020
Velocity is the speed of something in a given direction.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:50pm On Jul 12, 2020
Abegi means biko in Igbo language. Anyways, Chelsea are a bunch of losers. Spoilt my win either halves ticket. Nonsense and ingredients!!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 12:30pm On Jul 11, 2020
Real people get f'ed most times. The street is always on cassette.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 11:50pm On Jul 09, 2020
Please I need like $200,000,000 loan. I'll use my house in heaven as collateral.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 8:40pm On Jul 08, 2020
Government that doesn't care about the plight of its people. It begs the question though, can Nigeria ever be great?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2020
Same way death and dearth sound the same
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 2:24pm On Jul 04, 2020
Uncle or Gowon? Well, Gowon is someone's uncle but my uncle isn't Gowon.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 2:23pm On Jul 04, 2020
Someone sounds like Gowon.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 10:56pm On Jul 03, 2020
English language is a scam sha. How can you say 'give her her ball' and can't say 'give him him ball'? Make una reason am nah
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:13pm On Jul 02, 2020
Evil is evol when pronounced phonetically.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 11:02pm On Jul 01, 2020
Know thyself.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 7:49pm On Jul 01, 2020
NIGERIANS ARE NICE PEOPLE. Remember Radio Nigeria's anthem? Nigeria: Good people, great nation!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 8:03am On Jun 30, 2020
Wool ryhmes with cool, fool and ooouuu.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 5:48am On Jun 29, 2020
It kills me that my people do not still know the strategems of these wicked and selfish politicians. Anyways, has anyone read any of Fyodor Dostoyevsky novels? That man and Chinua Achebe are my best ever because their works are relatable to me.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 6:33pm On Jun 24, 2020
Down to earth is another sentence abi phrase to define humility. Messi is 33 today and he's humble. Happy birthday to the GOAT.
RomanceRe: How Many Round Is Your Highest So Far? by Johntitus: 8:16pm On Jun 23, 2020
themaestro08:
"The regret kicks in and I get tired"

Could you please explain?
Not married yet bruh. Not a religious individual too. Just feel bad after it because I couldn't control meself. I'm sure millions of people feel regret after sex with someone they're not married to.
CelebritiesRe: If Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar Were Women, Who Is More Beautiful? by Johntitus: 10:02am On Jun 22, 2020
Stop building castles in the air abegi.. "If"... Lmao. Thank God they are men. Mtcheew
CelebritiesRe: I'm A Good Wife Material, Bobrisky Advertise Himself by Johntitus: 9:59am On Jun 22, 2020
If I was a lawmaker, I'll propose abortion and prostitution to be made legal. We would have stopped many things.

To me, we are embroiled with the problem of identity crisis. What do we want? We act too Western and at the same time say we are Africans. Rubbish!!!

Enjoy yourself everyone cause life is fugacious!
RomanceRe: How Many Round Is Your Highest So Far? by Johntitus: 9:49am On Jun 22, 2020
This question is funny sha. Don't know if it's only me but after round one, the regret kicks in and I get tired. Las las, nah round 2 if she's stubborn or romance go end am.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Johntitus: 9:41am On Jun 22, 2020
God must have had a lot of prayers, praises and supplications unto Him since the pandemic. Thank God for God because man is not God if not, he'd have gotten tired already.

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